Urban best village doctor
Chapter 1095 Beat me up before throwing it out
"etc!"
In the Purple Bamboo Forest, the guard received the order and was about to leave when Li Xiao suddenly stopped him and added, "They came here, did they bring anything?"
"Yes, a cow." The guard didn't know why.
"A gift from a cow?" Li Xiao's eyes lit up and glowed green.
"Eh, no, it's just a cow." The guard replied.
"Fuck, these two people really don't care much. Which force came to our underworld to visit without gold, silver and jewelry? Are you sure they are empty-handed?"
"Sure."
"Okay!" The green light in Li Xiao's eyes disappeared, full of disappointment, and he waved his hand, "Let them wait for me in the meeting room, don't give them tea or anything, the tables and benches in the meeting room are all empty, um, the text Open it, so that they are not allowed to use spiritual energy."
"You mean to let them stand and wait?" the guard asked cleverly.
"Cough, I didn't say anything." Li Xiao said solemnly, "You go."
Seeing the guards leave, Li Xiao turned around and sighed sadly: "Oh, people nowadays are really careless. How can they come here empty-handed when they come to visit, don't you think so?"
"Yeah." Wang Sheng Xiaoji nodded like pecking at rice, "What a fucking bastard."
Li Xiao raised his palm and pinched two purple bamboos as slender as thumbs not far away. The two bamboo branches and leaves were removed by the aura of the sharp blade, leaving only smooth bamboo poles, which flew into his hands.
"Give!"
Li Xiao threw a stick to Wang Lefty, and Wang Lefty looked confused: "Brother Xiao, what are you doing?"
"Fishing, the fish in the creek in front are good, eat grilled fish at night." Li Xiao snapped his fingers, and the aura condensed into silk threads and fishhooks, which fit with the bamboo poles and turned into exquisite fishing poles in minutes.
"Fishing?" Wang Sheng was still puzzled. With Li Xiao's ability, he only used one look, not to mention fish, as long as he wanted to eat, he could even get dolphins. Why did he have to fish?
"Let's go, Hong Tianxiang is still waiting for us, let's go back to him after fishing..."
"Eh."
In an instant, Wang Sheng suddenly realized, and hurried to follow: "Brother Xiao, I like fishing, why don't we just fish for two hours?"
"good idea."
...
Underworld, chamber.
"Da da……"
Hong Tianxiang looked anxious and nervous, and with his hands behind his back, he was stepping back and forth in the center of the hall. Two drops of crystal sweat could be vaguely seen dripping slowly from his forehead.
"Tianxiang, Taoism requires peace of mind. Be quiet and calm. Don't worry." Three meters away from Hong Tianxiang, an old man was sitting on the ground, looking very lazy. The creases and eyeballs have been sunken.
"Moo!"
Next to him, a black bull was also lying on the ground, barking lazily, as if praising the old man.
"Master, can I not be in a hurry? Three hours, we have been waiting for three hours, Li Yanwang, is he in the underworld, why hasn't he shown himself, my daughter..."
"Don't worry, the ancestor said that your daughter has been rescued, and there will be no problems, just wait slowly, I will sleep first..."
"Sleep?" At this moment, a slightly lazy voice suddenly came from outside the door, and then a black figure stepped in from outside the door. Seeing the old man and the black cow on the ground, his eyes widened instantly. "Damn, can you still sit on the ground?"
Seeing the former, Hong Tianxiang was shocked, and after a brief moment of astonishment, he hurried to meet him: "Li Yanwang, you are finally here, we..."
"Don't talk." Li Xiao stopped him with a cold expression, then turned around and said to Wang Yu, "What is our meeting room for? How can a cow come in?"
"This... I don't know either." Wang Sheng's expression changed, and he scolded, "Come on, throw this cow out of me!"
"yes!"
In an instant, two guards appeared in the meeting hall, and they kicked the black bull without saying a word.
"Aww!"
Hei Niu barked in pain, jumped up and glared at the two of them.
The two guards ignored it and kicked it again. Hei Niu's eyes widened in pain, and he kept growling, like a wronged child, looking at the trampling old man on the ground.
"Hey, this is someone else's territory, you should go out first, don't stay here, or Li Yanwang will kill you and drink you in a while, but no one can save you." The old man didn't care at all, and waved at it.
"Moo!"
As soon as he heard that the slaughter was under the drink, the black cow kicked his limbs in fright, and ran out, faster than a dog, and disappeared into the meeting hall in the blink of an eye.
"A spirit beast." Li Xiao was surprised. It was obviously not an ordinary cow, but...it didn't matter. He strode into the meeting hall, passed the old man and Hong Tianxiang, and came to the high part of the hall.
"Whizzing!"
As soon as he stopped, four monks brought a dragon chair outside the door and put it behind him. Looking at the two, he looked at them carefully for a long time before opening his mouth: "Who... are you? What are you doing in my underworld?"
Hong Tianxiang was stunned for a moment, his face extremely astonished: "Li Yan Wang, don't you recognize me? I am Hong..."
Before he finished speaking, Hong Tianxiang suddenly saw Li Xiao's hand and made a gesture towards him, rubbing his thumb and index finger back and forth. He immediately understood what was going on, and hurriedly said: "Li Yan Wang, it doesn't matter who I am, This time I bring you a night pearl from the Qin Dynasty, which is invaluable and can help people practice and absorb the aura of heaven and earth."
As he spoke, he took out a palm-sized white bead from his body, which exuded bright colorful streamers, and as soon as it appeared, the surrounding spiritual energy was involuntarily attracted to it, forming layers of white mist in an instant, engulfing it. Surrounded by it, it is extraordinarily miraculous.
Wang Sheng took Ye Mingzhu and looked at it for a long time. After confirming that it was not a fake, he nodded slightly to Li Xiao.
"Ah!" Suddenly, Li Xiao stood up abruptly, suddenly realizing: "Brother Hong, why is it you? When did you come? Why didn't you notify me in advance?"
"Damn it, Wang Surplus, is this how you treat guests? What about the chairs? What about the tea? How can you treat distinguished guests like this?"
"My fault, I'm sorry, Brother Hong, it's all because my people didn't do their job properly and caused you to suffer, come here, serve tea and chairs, the best!"
Swish!
In less than five seconds, there was an extra chair and coffee table beside Hong Tianxiang, and a cup of hot tea was smelling.
"Brother Hong, I haven't seen you for two months. You have lost weight." Li Xiao looked at Hong Tianxiang and sighed. Missing and not thinking about seeing you every day, alas, what a pity, it’s a pity that we finally met after three months.”
Hong Tianxiang was not in the mood to drink tea, the corners of his mouth twitched, Li Xiao interrupted him several times when he wanted to interrupt, his heart was extremely broken, he did not expect that Li Yanwang was still greedy for money as always, it really made him speechless.
"Oh, by the way, this beggar is..." Suddenly, Li Xiao turned his head and looked at the old man on the ground.
"he is……"
Just as Hong Tianxiang was about to speak, Li Xiao suddenly yelled: "Come here, the underworld is important, how can you let beggars rush in, throw me out, motherfucker, dare to sit on my ground? Beat me up before throwing out!"
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