Urban Brewmaster System
Chapter 17: It's okay to die drunk
The post of Li Yanran in the Zhongzhou forum was directly fired, but in a group called It’s OK to Drunk Death, a few guys who are regarded as drunks by others are discussing it.
I’m not Qiao Feng: "Several people, I saw a pub that was blown up on the forum. It seems to be brewed in ancient ways. Let’s try it!"
The half-awake fox: "Ancient brewing? What is the store we went to last time, that can be called wine? I found a monkey to throw two fruits and make it better than him. That thing is like delicious beef. Leaving my nose makes people disgusting when I look at it!"
The monkey who will go up the tree: "Fox, although I agree with your point of view, what do you use as an example is not good, you have to use monkeys, monkeys have offended you, how good monkeys are, how good monkey wines are? Besides, you have already cried six tavernkeepers..."
The half-awake fox: "Who let those bosses mix with water? I didn't say that it was liquor mixed with excrement, so it's not bad!"
The monkey who can go up the tree: "So that's why you say it is a useless, unknown liquid that is worse than horse urine?"
I want to explain here, the half-awake fox, one of the group members who can die drunk, is known as the man who has filled his taunting skills. The taunting is that he opens his mouth and comes casually, so he is eclectic. Many of my friends wondered how he lived so much before being beaten to death.
Because the wine is not good, he once mocked the owner of six pubs who cried, and put the number on his lips, looking for the seventh one full of fighting spirit...
Xueer: "Two uncles, it's enough. Although there are no outsiders here, you have to respect yourself!"
The half-awake fox: "Sister Xueer, do you call me uncle? I am so young and promising, so handsome, you call me uncle? Uncle is sad..."
The monkey who will go up the tree: "Sister Xueer, there is nothing wrong with your name Uncle Fox, but your monkey brother needs to be called Brother Monkey. I have never heard of the name Uncle Monkey. You forgot that the two brothers are called Senior Brother and Hou'er Brother... "
Xueer: "Monkey you die to me..."
I'm not Qiao Feng looking at the chat in the group with a pained expression on my face. What is the purpose of looking for them today? Should I stop this indifferent mutual ridicule or join them and start the ridicule with them. Daye...
Finally, when this indifferent language refreshed 99+, a person appeared!
"Okay, stop arguing!" The person who spoke was the leader of the group, and asked God with a smile!
As the group leader, he still has a lot of prestige. To what extent is it specific? After laughing and asking the sky to speak, the group instantly quieted down, and there was no strange tone anymore.
The half-awake fox: "The boss is okay, just listen to the boss!"
The monkey who will go up the tree: "Top!"
Xueer: "Brother Cangtian, you finally appeared!"
Fox and Monkey: "..."
There are still some inexplicable remarks and asked God to ignore it directly: "Qiao Feng, you can help us to see first. Anyway, you are the most idle here. See how the store is, and then we decide whether to go or not. !"
Laughing and asking Cangtian directly made the decision, and also said in words that seemed very rude.
I’m not Feng Qiao: “No problem, boss, I’ll go around today, and I will live broadcast the whole process in the group. It’s a picture and text concurrently~”
It can also be seen from this that the relationship between the six of them is very good. To what extent, please listen to me carefully.
But only five people appeared on it, and one unlucky ghost did not appear. That's because... the author doesn't want him to appear so early, so let him be a transparent person first!
So everyone put down the watermelon knife in their hands, and put down the raised middle finger, let’s continue reading...
After laughing and asking Cangtian’s words, the group became quiet. Everyone was waiting for today’s live broadcast of Qiao Feng. Although, this so-called live broadcast was only in one group, and there were only six people in this group.
…(split line)
Qin Feng hammered his old waist. The reason for this move was that he had just written a few words in white chalk on the wooden door at the entrance of the store: Every beauty enters the store to drink, buy one get one free!
After writing , Qin Feng put the chalk in his trouser pocket at will. This is what I bought, so I can’t just throw it away. What if I need to write it next time, right?
Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Qin Feng looked up at the plaque again. Yes, it was the plaque carved by Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. After a little comparison, Qin Feng nodded with a good feeling about himself.
Although it is still inferior to the charm of Youjun's calligraphy, I still learned a lot. However, I Qin Feng will not just imitate someone's calligraphy. -Qin Ti, hahaha!
System: "Host, according to the system's judgment, even if you practice for a thousand years, you won't be able to compare with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy."
Qin Feng: "...Bring me a watermelon knife and I will fight this guy hard, don't stop me!"
Of course, how could a diligent (small) thrifty (qi) (stingy) guy like Qin Feng buy one get one free, and the system of wine is what Qin Feng needs to pay for drinking...
So, you must have guessed the truth of the facts. That's right. Qin Feng's rule is to buy a jug of wine and get a black plastic bag!
This, this is also buy one get one free. Whoever stipulates that you must give away wine when you buy wine. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, I didn’t give away a bottle of wine, it’s already pretty good!
Beautiful women are also women. Of course their daughters will be drunk when they drink alcohol. If they are drunk, they will vomit. It's unhygienic to vomit on the floor. So, look at how sweet boss Qin is. He prepared plastic bags for you, which are still black...
So, Qin Feng ran to the wholesale market to buy the plastic bags, and bought a box for five dollars. What? Why not go to the supermarket to buy it? Stupid, supermarkets are so expensive!
Therefore, Qin Feng thinks that his idea is very good. Look, how thoughtful he is for the guests...
Everything is done, Qin Feng once again returned to the counter to look through the history of swordsmanship. He is now very fascinated by this book, and the things written in it are simply incredible.
The morning passed right away, no one came, but Qin Feng was also used to it, the pub, the people who came to drink in the morning were either alcoholics or mental patients. It was not a restaurant, and there was no food.
Just as Qin Feng was thinking about where to settle his lunch at noon, a person came on the street outside the tavern.
He looks in his early thirties, has a dignified face, is close to 1.8 meters tall, has a little long hair, like a literary youth, but walks like a warrior, very powerful!
Yes, yes, this man who walks as if he brings his own BGM is that I am not Qiao Feng. Of course, I am called this name because he himself feels very similar to Qiao Feng...
But, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't achieve the effect of the Qiao gang leader with BGM as long as he appeared. He could only name himself-I am not Qiao Feng!
It’s really true. As long as the fight starts, Qiao’s helper rushes over with the speaker, and then Jiang Long’s eighteen palms can kill the enemy under his palm...
, who seems very leisurely all day long, he is here to spy on the enemy's situation for the drunk classmates!
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