Urban God-level Bodyguard
Chapter 5356: Language test
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The sea can speak, so should the high mountain speak? Zhang Xingyun was still not sure. He felt that his idea was too bold. How could such an exaggerated question appear in such a serious test?
But at present, it seems that only Gao Shan can only speak, the echo can't be used, and it is dumb, so there is no answer at all...
I have to say that even if Zhang Xingyun does not understand a certain aspect, he will not choose to give up easily.
"The sea is so dedicated to praising the high mountains, and I don't know any attempts?" Zhang Xingyun shook his head and quickly wrote the answer: "The high mountains will say to the sea: Thank you."
A "thank you" can break any of your conspiracy! Zhang Xingyun is glad that he is still smart, and soon found the meaning of this question, that is, to test whether one's life is enough to be alert!
An exam and a'revolutionary' life, Zhang Xingyun's profound experience in the language exam, after answering all the previous questions in a vague way, Zhang Xingyun's whole person began to feel a little dizzy, this feeling It only appeared when he used too much energy.
In this state, Zhang Xingyun glanced at the subject of the composition... Suddenly he was shocked!
"When did the exam become so open!?" Zhang Xingyun dizzy his head, just glanced at the essay questions.
It is a propositional composition called "Sex and Love".
Such an explicit composition topic will appear in the exam? Zhang Xingyun is a more traditional Chinese, and his heart is still more conservative. The impact of this composition is not too small for him.
Helpless, the exam has to continue, Zhang Xingyun can only write down like this, anyway, he is not such a problem.
Zhang Xingyun organized the language, and began to write a composition according to his own understanding: "...I think love is like a pile of toilet paper, and it keeps chaos."
"People can have no love for a lifetime, but they can't not **** all day, so love is sometimes not as good as shit... What is love in turn? What is love? Love is sex. Inseparable. Sex without love is a rogue. Love without **** is unhappy."
"Both men and women are called love before turning off the lights, and only after turning off the lights..." This is Zhang Xingyun's understanding of love.
There is no love in his dictionary. According to his understanding, "sex and love" is just an instinct between men and women of the opposite sex.
After writing six hundred words, Zhang Xingyun was relieved, and the life of a revolution was finally over.
It was also at this time that the exam was over.
After the invigilator left, the whole class was preparing to leave one after another.
"Brother Yun, how about it? The language is the simplest!" Jiao Xiaosong packed his things and said to Zhang Xingyun.
Zhang Xingyun glanced at the other side, he thought the other side was showing off to him, and his miserable eyes again showed bad intentions.
"Wow, it's finally over, or the language is the simplest." Zhang Fangfang couldn't help but cheer in the back row. Among the many subjects, the language one is her only subject that doesn't need to worry about finding answers.
Zhang Xingyun didn't break anymore. Does he think the language is the hardest?
"Friend, do you have time in the afternoon?" Zhang Fangfang leaned on the table with both hands and leaned forward to the front, almost speaking next to Zhang Xingyun.
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