Urban Medical God’s Crazy Son-in-law

The groggy Wen Liang had no idea what was happening.

He just felt like something had gotten in along the legs of his trousers, and it was cold and greasy, making him who was already chilly even more uncomfortable.

He reached out drowsily, reached into his trousers, grabbed the thing, and pulled it out.

Unexpectedly, it got longer and longer, and it seemed that the thing was so anxious that it bit him hard on the leg!

The pain was so bad that he screamed loudly, then rolled over and yanked with both hands.

Finally, he pulled the thing out of his trouser leg, and it turned out to be a blue-black snake!

He was so frightened that he screamed strangely and threw the snake out!

Chen Xin'an was still hissing beside him.

Konoha really pushed him and cursed angrily: "Stop hissing, that guy was bitten by a snake!"

Those students are stupid, but she is not stupid.

What came out of Chen Xin'an's mouth was not the snake language used to drive away snakes, but the sound made by snakes when they were about to mate.

He stood by Wen Liang's side again, it would be strange if the snake didn't treat him as a kindred spirit!

So Wen Liang was bitten by a snake, all because of this guy!

Chen Xin'an looked nervous, walked over and said to Wen Liang:

"Were you bitten by that snake just now? Do you feel some numbness where you were bitten?"

Wen Liang couldn't care less about his physical discomfort at this moment. His face turned pale and he nodded and said, "Not to mention the place where I was bitten, my whole leg is numb!"

"It's quite toxic!" Chen Xin'an said to him with a sideways expression, "Sit here and don't move!"

Wen Liang dared not to listen and sat on the ground obediently.

Chen Xin'an slowly approached the snake, and everyone's hearts were in their throats.

Amidst the girls' exclamations, Chen Xin'an stretched out his hand like lightning and grabbed seven inches of the snake!

Then he asked for a knife from Xiao Zhang, cut open the snake's belly in a few strokes, put two fingers in and pulled out a green snake gallbladder.

He threw the dead snake far away into the corner, then held the snake gall in his bloody hands and handed it to Wen Liang's mouth: "Eat it! Remember to chew it!"

"Ah!" The gentle man was numb. Eating snake gall was disgusting enough, but he didn't expect to chew it!

Don’t you know that this is what gall is referring to?

Chen Xin'an looked at him coldly and said, "Here, you have been poisoned by snake venom and your life is at stake.

This snake gall is the antidote. If you don't take it, you will die.

You won’t be able to achieve the effect if you don’t chew it!

So it’s up to you whether to eat or not! "

A group of students also advised him:

"Senior, Mr. Chen is doing this for your own good, so just eat it!"

"We all wrongly blamed Mr. Chen. He is really a good person and always considers everyone. He will not harm you!"

"Assistant teacher, we still have to climb mountains with you, but we can't do it without Mr. Chen's leadership! You'd better listen to him!"

No, when did you become so trusting of this guy?

What does it mean to not be able to do without his leadership?

I'm your team leader, okay?

Don't worry about these things for now, the key is whether to eat the snake gallbladder or not.

Of course Wen Liang didn't dare to joke with his own life. With a sad face, he resisted the urge to vomit and said to Chen Xin'an, "At least wash it off first, right?"

Chen Xin'an said with a straight face: "You can't wash it! Eat it with some snake blood to maximize the medicinal properties!"

Wen Liang took a deep breath.

He closed his eyes and opened his mouth, letting Chen Xin'an feed the snake gall into his mouth, then chewed it up and swallowed it with his teeth.

The stench and bitterness really made him almost spit it out several times, but he finally held it back.

After finally swallowing the last mouthful, Wen Liang's tongue turned green. He looked at Chen Xin'an and said, "Are you ready?"

Chen Xin'an shook his head and said, "Of course not! This is just the beginning!"

He pointed outside and said: "Run! Keep running forward, don't stop.

Let the medicinal effects of snake gall flow to your body as quickly as possible along with your blood!

Only in this way can we completely detoxify! "

Wen Liang felt that it was difficult for him to walk now, how could he still run?

But for the sake of his life, he had no choice but to risk it!

Pulling himself together, Wen Liang yelled, as if to cheer himself up, and then rushed out!

Several students also ran outside. After all, they were still worried about him running alone in the mountains in the rain like a madman.

Chen Xin'an and the others also set off. Although it was raining heavily and the sky was dark, it was light after all.

Continue to move deeper into the mountains and arrive at Guanyi Rock before noon.

I have to say, those sanitary napkins are really artifacts.

With this thing, walking is really much more comfortable!

I spent 100 yuan on a large box before, and others said they were ripped off.

Only now do I know that I really got a bargain!

It will take about forty minutes to get another one. Even if this thing costs 100 yuan a piece, everyone is still rushing to buy it!

Because the mountain road was slippery, everyone did not walk fast.

When encountering difficult places, everyone supports and cheers each other up, and the relationship becomes more and more harmonious.

Only the gentle shouts always echoed around.

This guy said he was running, but in fact he was almost walking.

On the one hand, the body is indeed weak.

Even the mountain road is really difficult to walk.

He didn't even know how many times he had fallen, and he was already bruised and swollen.

However, he was afraid of death, for fear that the detoxification effect of snake gall would not be sufficient. Even if his teeth were shattered, he would still keep running forward. Speed ​​was not important, as long as he used strength.

After reaching a stone platform, Chen Xin'an pulled Du Yunyan up.

Du Yunyan asked him a question he had wanted to know for a long time: "How did you know it was going to rain? There was no possibility of raining in the weather yesterday!"

Several students also pricked up their ears.

But after conducting meteorological research on the location, they came to the conclusion that there would be no rain.

That’s why I chose to come to Daxiling these days.

Unexpectedly, there would be a heavy rainstorm that night, with flash floods.

Mr. Chen is so amazing, how could he predict climate changes?

Chen Xin'an shrugged his shoulders and said with a relaxed look: "Have you seen the backflow incense in the canteen?"

Everyone nodded and saw the thing as soon as they entered.

It’s just an accessory placed in a store, what’s so weird about it?

This kind of thing is available in many stores.

Chen Xin'an shook her head and said: "The backflow incense is different from others, it has a small sand table on it.

That's what predicts the weather.

The wetter the sand grains are, the wetter the weather is.

I've seen that thing since I was a kid, so it's not surprising that I know the mystery inside. "

Everyone suddenly realized.

No wonder he was so sure it would rain yesterday. It turned out he saw the sand table that could predict the weather!

Xiao Zhang asked strangely: "Even if it's a heavy rainstorm, there shouldn't be such a heavy rainfall in one night. Why did it cause a flash flood?"

Chen Xin'an shook his head and said, "It's not all because of the rain.

Along the way we came, there were traces of water washing down from the mountains.

This shows that there are active springs on the mountain, which are often filled with water and washed down. Once there is a heavy rainstorm, a flash flood will form!

The place where I parked my car yesterday was not washed by water, so I chose it there! "

The group of students were all silent.

You said you were so full that you had a brain twitch, why did you provoke such a crazy person?

With his IQ, saying that he has the IQ of a kindergarten class kid is really flattering...

If you want to take action, his skills will be overwhelming to his group.

If you want to be cunning, your brains will still crush your own group!

If they weren't so broad-minded, why would my group still want to provoke them?

If you encounter someone who is jealous, you must retaliate. Have you been played to death by now?