Urban Pokemon: My Pokemon Can Subdue The Dragon With Eighteen Palms

"so cute!"

As soon as Bing Vulpix appeared, Chen Zhuang's whole family immediately exclaimed!

Gu Tinghe, Song Peipei, Fang Rou and others all surrounded him, even a group of boys surrounded him with wide-eyed eyes.

"Come out, Vulpix!"

At this moment, Fang Rou really released a Vulpix, but the Fire Vulpix was stunned when he saw the Ice Vulpix, while a group of Ice Vulpix saw the different Fire Vulpix and didn't notice him at all. It was different, immediately surrounded the fire Vulpix.

Chen Zhuang smiled and took a picture of Ice Vulpix and Fire Vulpix standing opposite each other, looking at each other curiously, and posted it on the Internet.

He doesn't update his social media these days.

As soon as the photo came out, the whole Internet was boiling!

Originally, Chen Zhuang had a lot of fans. Chen Zhuang has never signed an exclusive contract with any platform, but Chen Zhuang can’t help that Chen Zhuang uses a lot of mobile phones, so many times, releasing some new videos and live broadcasts are all short~ on the video platform.

If it is a regular live broadcast, then I will change the platform. After all, the live broadcast of the short video platform is not watched by dogs. If the quality is not good enough, the details cannot be seen.

After all, mobile phones are suitable for watching short videos. It is very inappropriate for you to use them to watch TV shows or movies.

The picture of Ice Vulpix and Fire Vulpix staring at each other made the whole Internet boil immediately. They were originally two cuties, but now there is a situation of Attribute confrontation, which shocked everyone even more.

Immediately afterwards, the short video of Chen Zhuang's martial arts gym was updated. First, the ice Vulpix and the fire Vulpix were shot. At the end, the camera turned, and an extremely luxurious ice Ninetales was lying there, looking at them playing Ice Vulpix and Fire Vulpix, followed by another turn, a large group of Ice Vulpix and Ice Ninetales appeared!

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“Alola Vulpix, Ice Type, Snow Hidden Ability, new Alola subspecies, so cute!”

Countless replies below!

"It's not cute at all. Do you know how to take care of Pokémon? How are you taking care of it? Send it here and I'll take a look for you!"

"I, a college student, send me an ice Vulpix, and I need 10,000 yuan to buy milk powder by the way!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"When is it open for sale, and when is it open for capture?"

"I am the noble crown prince of the stick, give me one!"

"My God, how can there be such a cute Pokémon!"

"Did curator Chen conduct a biological experiment? Why can you create Pokémon with different Attributes?"

A message rushed to the front row at an extremely fast speed. Everyone was still immersed in the joy of the cute Vulpix, but they were suddenly disgusted by a fly.

"Master, look!"

Song Peipei showed Chen Zhuang his mobile phone, and Chen Zhuang couldn't help but laugh. Biological experiments, that's too much for him. So far, all of Chen Zhuang's comparative experiments are based on superficial data.

What does that mean?

That is, Chen Zhuang has never drawn blood or tested DNA for Pokémon, which is why Chen Zhuang's subspecies theory cannot be fully proved, because there is no DNA data to support it

It's not that Chen Zhuang can't do this experiment, in fact, hair can also be used for DNA comparison, but Chen Zhuang did not choose to disclose the DNA map, because Mewtwo!

The biotechnology in this world is far beyond Chen Zhuang's imagination and cognition. Europe and the United States can add a gun barrel to the worms and beasts, and the little devils in Japan can create a first-level god like Mewtwo. Do you think Chen Zhuang dares to casually Do you have a DNA profile?

To put it simply, everyone has a DNA map, but the difference in DNA between the two subspecies of the book, which segment of the DNA it is, is the key!

Therefore, Chen Zhuang did not announce it. In fact, if someone really wanted to study it, Chen Zhuang couldn't stop it, but he just didn't want to announce it.

The lie of Bing Vulpix's "Pokémon experiment" suddenly boiled over on the Internet. If there was no one behind it to help the flames, Chen Zhuang would definitely not believe it, but a large group of idiots who didn't know why would naturally follow suit.

More importantly, many marketing accounts for traffic are constantly fueling the flames for traffic!

"I can't help but wonder why all subspecies of Pokémon come from the same place. Humans have lived on Blue Star for so many years, but no one has ever discovered the existence of subspecies!"

A certain blogger with a lot of traffic directly rubbed the traffic, and the development of the situation, fueled by some people, many people began to ask the country to give an explanation!

If Chen Zhuang really conducted biological experiments on Pokémon, then everyone demanded that Chen Zhuang be arrested, because in Kyushu, Pokémon experiments are expressly prohibited.

However, the official will definitely not end. Others don’t know how this Pokémon came to be. The official knows it clearly, because there are still a batch of official ones, not only ice Vulpix, but also ice Sandslash, and Colorful Muk!

But at this time, it cannot be released.

Because there will be a bigger rhythm!

From "Chen Zhuang Pokémon Biological Experiment" to "Kyushu Pokémon Biological Experiment", plus Mewtwo is still with Chen Zhuang, many people even think that Mewtwo is a biological Pokémon made in Kyushu. , the global public opinion is directly overwhelmed.

Although Chen Zhuang is not afraid of public opinion, Kyushu still has to consider its own influence in the world. They are a piece of shit, and if they want to drag you into the cesspit, it doesn't mean that you have to become a piece of shit to join them.

You can't deny that every country has a group of trash, a group of scum, but in general, Innocence has a strong character.

This style of character does not allow others to discredit it!

Therefore, the country did not announce it, and Chen Zhuang didn't bother to announce it. For those idiots, they only want to believe what they think is true.

But there are always more smart people than idiots in this world. Those who follow the rhythm soon discovered that there are not many people who believe in the biological experiments of Pokémon. Although they bark fiercely at night, in fact Chen Zhuang Wuqinxi, what should be bought is still bought, and what should be taken online is still taken!

Many people even hope that people will believe in the rumors on the Internet a little more, and don't come to compete with them for so few training places every month!

"Go and spray the owner of the hall, so that there will be fewer people who sign up, and I will be able to grab the quota. Damn it, I have been grabbing for four months, but I still haven't grabbed it. Doesn't it mean that the owner of the hall has collapsed? Yours Give it to me, the black hall master, if you have no money, you still haven’t eaten!”

Finally, a month later, a person who failed to grab the quota again and again, angrily sprayed those marketing accounts on the Internet and finally blasted out this group of cross-talking relatives.

"Damn it, I thought I was the only one who secretly snatched the quota, and I followed the owner of the hall for a month, but it turned out that you were all the same?"

"Hahahaha, I sent an apology private message to the owner before the blackout, saying that the quota was too hard to grab, so I went to follow the rhythm, and found that the people around me were the same as me!

"I send an apology letter to the owner every day, and the owner returned it to me!"

"Really? Why didn't you call me back?"

"You don't post enough!"

"What did you get back?"

 ….Come on’.jpg!”

"Hahahaha, the owner is speechless, but he doesn't know what to say, so I can only cheer you up!"

"Oh my god, the co-authors are all you little reds playing tricks, right? I said why it's so hard to grab the quota this month. The quota will be gone within a month after it is released!"

"Ah, ah, you are all beasts, why did you send out this news, isn't it more difficult to snatch it next month?"

Countless content has suddenly become popular on the Internet, and many marketing accounts are very happy because they have a theme again. For them, it doesn't matter whether the content is true or not, as long as there is traffic.

And those real sunspots were all furious!

"Then why Chen Zhuang just refuses to come out and explain the problem!"

Under a comment with the highest likes, we finally received a personal answer from Chen Zhuang!

"Is it possible that I'm enjoying your compliments? I'm a liberal arts student, and I really enjoy being praised as a big boss!"

To be honest, anyone who has read more than two papers by Chen Zhuang will not know that Chen Zhuang has any ability to do biological experiments.

Chen Zhuang doesn't have the skills to do biological experiments at all, and he doesn't even have theoretical knowledge.

So, Chen Zhuang really enjoyed it in the back, because it was fun.

This news once again ignited the Internet, but soon, a bigger news came from Chen Zhuang's side.

First of all, all the materials maliciously smearing Chen Zhuang have been collected!

Chen Zhuang directly sent them all to court with a single complaint, but some people found that many of the accounts were not sued by Chen Zhuang. As a result, before Chen Zhuang could explain the situation, the state took action and directly arrested them for espionage. A bunch of bloggers!

The joys and sorrows of human beings are different, and the netizens applauded. Many people seem to have no idea that they are the stupidest one among the shooting stars this time, while many people are mourning. This time, Chen Zhuang filed a complaint and took Pay 10 billion to sue these malicious smearers!

Yes, 10 billion!

2 billion to form the largest lawyer team in the country, the remaining 8 billion, 1 billion for daily expenses, and the last 7 billion for litigation costs!

Civil lawsuits and criminal lawsuits require prepayment of legal fees, so this time, Chen Zhuang brought more than 30,000 people to court in one go, and the minimum demand was compensation and a fixed-term imprisonment of less than 3 years!

And, this point is supported above!

There are too many public opinions on the Internet recently, and a group of people will jump out to say this and that about various things, but the problem is that it is impossible for the country to block everyone's mouths, unless it has caused a significant impact on public opinion. shot.

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if not?

The full-name and real-name system has actually been implemented long ago, but can it be done so that everyone's mouths can be heard?

To put it bluntly, human beings need a way to vent, but the way to vent does not mean that you can spread rumors and you can use cyber violence. This is why the country has all the real-name authentication in its hands, but it will not do it.

It is impossible for you to be locked up if you swear at the street, unless you swear too much.

And Chen Zhuang's wave, also with the support of the state, almost all lower courts in the country are in session, and all kinds of evidence have been collected for a month, and they have been perfected long ago, and the verdict is accurate every day.

Moreover, this is an aboveboard report.

It's not that you're going to have a court session tomorrow, I just gave you the response sheet today, leaving you no time to collect and sort out evidence.

I will tell you directly that the court will be held in half a month. You should think about how to defend yourself when the time comes, or find a lawyer.

In this wave, law firms across the country were instantly full.

As a profession of lawyer, you can't say whether he is good or bad. Anyway, the country recognizes it, so it is useful.

Whether it is defending the criminal or complaining to the victim, it is their fault. As long as you take this job, you have to continue. Many criminals are defense lawyers arranged by the state, because this is the criminal

rights, these are what other people should have before there is no trial to deprive them of their rights.

So don't keep scolding the streets when you see a criminal with a defense lawyer, maybe he is appointed by the state...

Chen Zhuang's lawsuit has directly attracted global attention. After all, this is the world's largest personal reputation lawsuit. The whole lawsuit involves more than 30,000 people. The lawsuit process is short of preparation.

A team of more than 3,000 lawyers and a logistics team of more than 40,000 people went for a month!

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After that, there will be national lawsuits. Unless it is a criminal case or a major case, many civil lawsuits will be postponed. After all, everyone wants to see how this work is done!

The marketing account was crazy again, but soon after some rhythmic marketing accounts were sent to court together, the marketing account restrained a little.

With the start of the lawsuit, Chen Zhuang finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then directly published the paper of "Bing Ninetales", but it is a pity that the paper of Bing Ninetales got 13 awards in an instant.

The impact factor of 0 points, but it has not attracted more widespread attention in the society!

But fortunately, the nature reserve of Ice Ninetales has been identified, which is the mountain behind Chen Zhuang!

But it's not Chen Zhuang's Zangfeng Mountain, but a mountain behind Zangfeng Mountain, where it snows all the year round, even if it is Xia Tian, ​​it is still covered by Icirrus, and there are many ice-type treasures there

Pokémon, set aside a special area for ice-type Vulpix and ice-type Sandslash.

In addition, the country has announced several new Pokémon Nature Reserves!

A Golem reserve with a strong magnetic area, that is the Golem in the Alola Region, with a huge Magnet on the back, from the Rock system plus the Ground system to the Rock system plus

Electric system, it is said that the big Self Destruct of this thing is more powerful.

Beyond that, is the Exeggutor Sanctuary by the sea, and the Muk Sanctuary with a chemical plant!

And there is the Marowak Conservation Area, a natural cemetery!

That's right, all the Pokémon of the Alola subspecies have been announced in one breath. Because of the previous lawsuits and the arrest of spies, there are many fewer rhythmic people on the Internet

However, neither Chen Zhuang nor the national, Alola Region video has been released!

This thing is too big!

A whole new world, which has a huge impact on any country.

Unfortunately, Chu Zheng called and said that the country had set up three expedition teams to try to enter the Alola Region again, but unfortunately, none of them were found.

The team even encountered an attack from the Charon dragon, and it was clear that the Charon dragon didn't want anyone to enter the Ultra Wormhole again.

In addition, it is the information about the Ultra Wormhole. According to the intelligence network of Kyushu, after Chen Zhuang and others came out of the Ultra Wormhole last time, someone from Eagle Sauce was also sent into the Ultra Wormhole.

Ultra Wormhole, but instead of people coming out, a big mosquito came out.

There is a photo in the information, Chen Zhuang knew it was Buzzwole at a glance, that thing can absorb Pokémon energy, it can be said to be very powerful.

"Then be careful, if I'm not wrong, he's looking for us!"

Judging from Buzzwole's route, entering the Las Vegas and then going to the Airport, this is exactly the original route of Chen Zhuang and others.

"You mean, it's looking for us?"

"Yes, it should be that we have the breath of Ultra Wormhole, so he will come to us. It's best that you all live together recently, especially Mr. Lin, the old man is about his age.

Now, there are children at home, so be careful!"

"OK!"

As for Chen Zhuang, there is no need to worry, the number of buzzwoles has increased by ten or twenty times, and he has to obediently lie on the ground to come here!