Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts
Chapter 118: Cut Hu silly girl, the plot beyond recognition (five in one, ask for a silver ticket)
Magic phone.
A drama belonging to old and young workers.
The content tells that in 2060 AD, scientists invented a mobile phone that travels through multi-dimensional space.
And named the phone "Silly Girl".
Under the order of the scientist, silly girl traveled back to the Tang Dynasty to help Sun Wukong subdue King Huangmei. After the war, she ran out of energy, passed through the time tunnel, and fell into the hands of Lu Xiaoqian, a fresh graduate in 2006.
At the same time, Huangmei King and Bull Demon King were also brought to the capital in 2006 by silly girl.
Lu Xiaoqian used the power of silly girl to transform into a trapeze, doing good things everywhere. He also traveled through time and space to invite Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie to defeat the king Huangmei who was used to do evil on Earth.
The Bull Demon King, who came to modern times, colluded with the boss of the Fan Group, and extracted the energy of the earth's core to refine the longevity pills, which cost 100 million US dollars.
Extracting the core energy will cause great damage to the earth, and even cause the earth to explode.
In the end, Lu Xiaoqian, silly girl, Sun Wukong and others defeated the Bull Demon King to save the world together. After clearing the Bull Demon King's memory, they were sent back to the Tang Dynasty, and they continued to serve as one of the nine nine eighty-one difficulties in Journey to the West...
The show is a bit complicated to wear and wear.
And the emotional line is also a bit complicated.
There are quite a few women with a lot of plot.
But these women are just supporting roles.
It mainly tells the story of the relationship between the protagonist Lu Xiaoqian and his mobile phone silly girl.
Su Qing couldn't help but sigh.
The small earth is really capable of producing many people.
First there was Ning Caichen, the undead knight.
Then there is Xu Hanwen, the hero of the wild.
Then there is Dong Yong, who is one with nature.
There is also a humanoid charger Lu Xiaoqian.
All in all, the people on earth have given full play to the spirit of fraternity that treats all things equally in the world.
It perfectly proves that they have never been racist since ancient times, as long as they are female.
However, there is one thing to say, Su Qing is very interested in silly girl, after all, silly girl is a mobile phone.
But she is very realistic in live-action mode.
In the play, silly girl said it herself.
She is made of a special bionic material that is so realistic that it is impossible to tell the difference between her and a real person by the naked eye and hand.
What's more, in addition to this, silly girl has many functions, such as she can take people to travel through time and space.
Another example is that it can predict danger in real time, treat people's injuries, monitor others freely, identify others at any time, and make tea...
Just ask, who wouldn't want such a capable and versatile phone?
"Don't move! Raise your hands!"
"Don't move! Hold your head and squat down!"
A group of police surrounded King Huangmei.
Su Qing took back the misty thoughts.
His eyes wandered among the melon-eating masses.
Now this scene is the first episode of the TV series, when Huangmei Dawang was brought to 2006 by silly girls.
The protagonist Lu Xiaoqian was also watching from the crowd.
The silly girl who ran out of energy and turned into a mobile phone fell from the sky and happened to land in his backpack.
Soon he locked Lu Xiaoqian.
An ordinary young man.
"God, is he your colleague?"
The young soul pointed to King Huangmei and asked.
Su Qing didn't look back: "Don't talk, I will help you fulfill your last wish, you don't need to talk much."
King Huangmei will not be caught by the police.
So you can find him anytime you want.
Get the silly girl first.
In the TV series, King Huangmei saw the silly girl fall into Lu Xiaoqian's backpack with his own eyes. He wanted to **** it and let the silly girl send him back, but he failed.
There was a group of thieves in the back who also tried to win the silly girl from Lu Xiaoqian, but also failed.
The key is that at this time, Lu Xiaoqian hadn't discovered the true ability of silly girl at all.
So Su Qing is very speechless, can't they get the silly girl in a simple way?
It has to be like this, either robbing or stealing.
Su Qing walked towards Lu Xiaoqian with a gentle smile on her face: "Hello, buddy."
"Ah? Me? Hello, hello, what's the matter?" Lu Xiaoqian looked at Su Qing suspiciously.
Su Qing apologetically pointed to his unzipped backpack: "I sold a crystal doll to my girlfriend, but it just got hit by someone and just flew into your bag. Could you please give it back to me? Thank you. already."
"It's too coincidental, wait a minute." Lu Xiaoqian didn't doubt anything. He took off the bag and opened it to see that there was a cute crystal doll inside.
This is the shape of a silly girl's phone.
Su Qing's eyes lit up: "That's it."
"It's very cute, where did you buy it? I also want to buy one for the girl I like." Lu Xiaoqian handed the crystal doll to Su Qing and asked casually.
He personally sent his wife out Ծ̮Ծ.
Su Qing held his wife's waist: "This thing is made to order and can't be bought. Thank you. I have written down this kindness and will repay you another day."
Lu Xiaoqian wasn't a bad person either. He took the opportunity that should have belonged to him, so he should be compensated somewhat.
His gentleman's actions are also principled.
"No, no, you are too polite, this is your thing." Lu Xiaoqian waved his hands again and again.
He didn't realize what he had lost.
"Give me the idiot!"
When King Huangmei saw the silly girl in Su Qing's hand, he shouted and rushed towards Su Qing in an instant.
"Kang!"
A policeman immediately pulled the trigger.
King Huangmei fell to the ground with a gun in his eyebrows.
Su Qing smiled, his eyes fell on a golden ring on the side of the road, and he casually recruited the golden ring.
This golden ring was made by the Bull Demon King.
Then he left with the young soul.
On the spot, everyone thought that King Huangmei was dead, but he didn't expect him to stand up again.
"Ah! This... what's going on here!"
"Damn it in broad daylight!"
"Could it be a monster..."
Everyone was taken aback.
It suddenly dawned on me that science might be a hoax.
"Monster? Yes, I'm a monster! This king has something to do, so I won't play with you."
King Huangmei pulled out the bullet between his eyebrows, and then turned into a demonic wind and flew away in front of everyone's eyes.
He's going to find the guy who took the silly girl.
Only a silly girl can send him back to Xiaoxitian Xiaoleiyin Temple, and he doesn't want to stay in this ghost place.
He has to go back to eat Tang monk meat!
People who eat melons: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)! ! !
One less group of atheists on earth.
Su Qing came to an alley, looked at her client and asked, "What's your name."
"Da Xian, my name is Zhang San." The young man replied.
Su Qing gave him a surprised look: "I dare to take this name, no wonder I died so young."
As we all know,
Zhang San and others committed murder and arson.
A real outlaw.
"Da Xian is saying that this name is too powerful, I can't bear it, so I died suddenly after working overtime? I always thought that our boss was over-pressing, it seems that I wronged him." Zhang San suddenly realized.
Su Qing patted his shoulder: "Your boss must be very happy to have an employee like you."
Such self-conscious leeks are hard to find.
"Our boss is a good person. My sudden death from overtime has affected the progress of my work. He did not sue my family for accountability." Zhang San was slightly moved.
Su Qing took a deep breath. If he had such an employee, he would definitely be squeezed to death.
Isn't riding a horse cheap?
Su Qing took out the golden ring just collected from the ground from his pocket: "Okay, Bull Demon King, stop pretending."
Jinhuan didn't move and didn't respond.
Su Qing threw it on the ground, then waved to a child, pointed at Jinhuan and said, "Come on, pee on it, my brother will give you ten dollars."
"Disgusting, nasty." The golden ring emitted a burst of golden light, accompanied by a black mist, and turned into a big man with disheveled hair, horns, and armor.
"Ahhh! You monster!"
The child was stunned, tossed the ice cream in his hand, turned around and ran away.
"Niu Niu Niu..." Zhang San was also frightened.
The Bull Demon glared at him.
Zhang San changed his mouth and said, "Cow... it's awesome!"
"He only has a bullwhip." Su Qing answered.
The Bull Demon King looked at Su Qing and asked angrily, "How did you recognize my old bull?"
"As the saying goes, the secret cannot be revealed." Su Qing showed an unfathomable smile on her face.
The Bull Demon King shouted angrily, "Look, you're looking for a fight!"
He raised his right hand and grabbed Su Qing's neck.
Su Qing dodged easily, appeared behind the Bull Demon King the next moment, and punched him out.
"what!"
The Bull Demon King staggered and vomited blood.
The Bull Demon King turned around, clutched his chest, and looked at Su Qing in surprise, his eyes full of solemnity.
He didn't expect that there are such masters in this world, he was sloppy.
"You are not my opponent. If you want to live in this completely different world, you have to listen to me."
Su Qing looked at the Bull Demon King and said lightly.
When watching the drama, he could see that the strength of Monkey King, Bull Demon and others in this drama has been greatly weakened compared to the original Journey to the West.
These are all monsters in the original book.
There are various magic weapons and supernatural powers.
With their strength, how could they not be able to beat a mobile phone invented decades later?
King Huangmei, a disciple of Maitreya Buddha.
The first episode can't beat the silly girl.
The silly girl can also seal his cultivation at will.
Isn't this weakened?
The bull demon king in front of him actually only has the cultivation of the peak of the gods, and he was cut too much by the screenwriter.
In the play, Lu Xiaoqian also used silly girl's time and space shuttle function to influence the progress of Journey to the West many times.
According to the strength of the gods and Buddhas in the original Journey to the West, they should have been aware of their existence long ago.
By the way, one finger pressed them to death.
So, Su Qing is very clear.
There are essential differences between the Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and others in this world and those in Journey to the West.
The strengths of the two are incomparable.
Now that the silly girl is in his hands, the plot behind the magic phone will never happen again.
Sun Wukong will not come either.
On the present earth, he is the strongest.
"What place is this?" the Bull Demon King asked.
Su Qing replied: "The earth in 2006 was more than 1,300 years away from your original time and space."
In fact, he was curious about one thing while watching the show.
The same Earth, just a different timeline.
Why did these gods and Buddhas like the Bull Demon King still exist in the Tang Dynasty, but they did not exist in 2006?
When he came to this world, he just happened to solve all these doubts, and then searched for treasures by the way.
After all, in the play, Zhu Bajie personally said that Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit can live for more than 300 years when he smells it. Su Qing must bring some souvenirs back.
After all, they have come.
Can you come home empty-handed.
"What do you want me to do, Lao Niu, but Lao Niu eats people and doesn't spit out bones." The Bull Demon King said in a muffled voice.
Su Qing sneered, this Bull Demon King is more bragging, as the villain of this show.
He simply wears the heart of the earth.
His ultimate goal is to extract the energy of the earth's core to refine the immortality elixir and sell it for money. After he has the money, he will take over the princess iron fan and the jade-faced fox.
Is it very low?
You are a monster, you know magic.
Isn't it easy to make money?
You can get rich even by moving bricks!
Destroying the world in order to make money.
To be honest, before, Su Qing had never seen such a low-level villain with no pursuit.
If you have time, learn more about worshiping the moon master.
Others than Aristotle first proposed the theory that the earth is round, but unfortunately, the scientific man worshiping the moon was killed by a group of illiterate people who did not teach science.
No wonder the scientific development of the Xia Kingdom, which has a longer history, lags far behind foreigners.
Solved the case, this is the reason~_~!
Su Qing turned her back: "You don't need to know so much now, you just need to be obedient."
"Old cow, what if I don't listen?" The Bull Demon King spewed two white breaths from his nose, quite rebellious.
Su Qing didn't look back: "Then I'll beat you."
"Wouldn't you have said it earlier? If you said it earlier, wouldn't I agree to listen to you?" The Bull Demon King scolded and shook his hand impatiently.
Zhang San was stunned, and he was so righteous when he admitted counseling.
Su Qing turned around and looked at the Bull Demon King: "Change your appearance. It's not your fault that you look ugly, but if you still scare people, it's your fault."
The Bull Demon shook his head and turned into a middle-aged man with a beard. His clothes also changed into a beige suit with a beer belly.
It really has a bit of a nouveau riche vibe.
Su Qing took out the silly girl and pointed it at the sun.
As long as there is light, the silly girl can automatically replenish energy, even if it is the light of a light bulb.
Soon, the dark yellow crystal doll in his hand became brighter and rounder.
Su Qing pressed the doll's nose.
It's a silly girl's switch.
Immediately afterwards, a woman wearing a red leather jacket and leather pants appeared in the crystal doll, with a beautiful appearance, long hair and a shawl, revealing a small half of her fair waist.
"I love you." Su Qing said.
This is silly girl's power-on password.
The bull demon king across from him shuddered and took a step back: "It's fine if you want Lao Niu to do things, but if you want to handle Lao Niu me, the problem will be big."
If I knew earlier that he would not be cheap, the good King Jilei Mountain was not right, he came to this ghost place to be his subordinate, and he was forced to sell his body.
"Go away!" Su Qing's face suddenly turned black.
How hungry he was.
To have an idea for a bull?
"The password is entered correctly, you can choose one of the following modes, real person mode, mobile phone mode."
The crystal doll made an ethereal female voice.
Both the Bull Demon King and Zhang San widened their eyes.
So magical?◝₍ᴑ̑ДO͝₎◞
Su Qing said: "Reality mode."
"Enter the expression status option, you can choose one of the following options, happy, angry, sad, happy, silly, sad, bad, cool, shy, good."
"Hi." Su Qing spat out a word.
Immediately afterwards, the crystal doll in his hand became a pile of data scattered on the ground, and then began to reorganize.
Soon, a beautiful woman wearing a red leather jacket and leather pants, long hair and a shawl appeared in the sight of the three of them.
"My God, what kind of magic weapon is this!" The Bull Demon King widened his eyes and reached out to touch the silly girl.
Su Qing clapped his hand away, looked at the silly girl and said, "Silly girl, change the power-on password."
"Please enter a new power-on password for the master."
Su Qing casually arranged a layer of mana barrier to isolate Zhang San and the Bull Demon King, and then said, "New power-on password: Don't mess with the gentleman."
"Detected that the master is lying." The silly girl's expression changed, and she took out a small wooden hammer and hit Su Qing on the head.
Su Qing burst out a foul language: "Fuck."
He almost forgot, silly girl also has the function of lie detector, whoever lies, she will hit with a wooden hammer.
However, what he said was clearly the truth!
Didn't he just sit back and relax?
Isn't he a gentleman?
"Silly girl, don't worry about lying or not, change the power-on password immediately: don't mess with the gentleman."
"The modification is successful. The new power-on password is: Sitting without confusion, gentleman." The silly girl said with a smile.
She is still just a machine.
There is no human emotion.
Su Qing pointed to herself: "Silly girl, turn on the identification function and scan my personal information."
He wanted to try it out, and the silly girl's function didn't work for people who didn't belong to this world.
Because silly girl's function is too powerful.
"The identification function has been activated. Name, Su Qing, alias: Junziqing, age: 20 years old, gender: male, native place: Lanxing, occupation: businessman."
Su Qing couldn't help but take a breath, and accelerated the rate of global warming.
It is indeed the first generation of multi-dimensional shuttle mobile phones.
Silly girl is really hooked!
No, she didn't.
This trip can get the artifact of silly girl.
He was not in vain.
"Silly girl, enter the phone mode."
Su Qing asked her to restore the phone mode, and then put it in her pocket, ready to study it later.
After all, it's daylight now.
Under the public, the world is bright.
Some functions are not very good to study (*/ω\*)
Heck, hey, everyone knows this.
Then Su Qing withdrew the barrier and looked at Zhang San.
The next step is to fulfill his last wish.
Get the client's business done first.
Only have the effort to do their own thing.
To fulfill his last wish, in fact, only one thing is needed, and that is money, a lot of money.
"Your Majesty, what shall we do next?"
The Bull Demon King asked angrily.
"Don't call me the king, call me the boss, your set is outdated." Su Qing shook her head.
The Bull Demon King is as good as a bull: "Yes, boss, what are we going to do next?"
"Make money, make a lot of money."
…………
Fan Group.
A well-known large enterprise in China, its industries involve food, real estate, clothing and other industries.
Fan Dong, chairman of the Fan Group, is a well-known and principled person.
He may not repay it if he has grace.
But if there is any hatred, he will pay it back a hundredfold.
In the play, he is a villain, defaulting on the wages of migrant workers, producing food with carcinogenic raw materials, fooling Huangmei King to help him deal with nail households, etc...
In the end, he also cooperated with the Bull Demon King, let the Bull Demon King possess his body, and extracted the energy of the earth's core to refine the immortality pill and sell it for money. It can be said that he is a downright bad guy.
Su Qing needs money now.
He happens to be rich and a bad guy.
So Su Qing came to him.
It is easier to control a rich person directly than to make money yourself.
Let him earn money to spend for himself.
What's more, if he controls Fan Dong, he can stop him from continuing to do wicked things, which is also a good thing.
In the office, Fan Dong was having a headache.
Recently, an unskilled migrant worker asked him for wages every three days and came to make trouble. It was very annoying.
Although he has no shortage of money.
But he just didn't want to give it.
Suddenly, he felt dark in front of him, looked up and was startled: "How did you come in!"
I saw two people appear in front of me at an unknown time, a handsome young man and a rough middle-aged man.
"I'm a god. As a god, is it difficult to enter your office?" Su Qing asked with a slight smile.
Fan Dong scolded: "No matter how you got in, get out of here immediately, and God, believe it or not, I'll let the security make you crazy, get out!"
"It looks like you don't believe it."
Su Qing stretched out a hand.
"Ah...ah! What's going on!"
Fan Dong flew out from behind the desk uncontrollably, and was pinched tightly by Su Qing's neck
The next moment, Su Qing flew out of the window.
"Ahhh! I don't want to die!"
Fan Dong closed his eyes and roared loudly.
But he didn't feel the impact of falling from the building for a while, and opened his eyes cautiously.
"Ah! This...this is in heaven!"
"Do you believe it now?" Su Qing asked.
Fan Dong nodded again and again: "I believe it. Immortals, they are really immortals. What are immortals looking for from me? I will do anything to go up the mountain of swords and go down to the sea of fire."
"There is only one thing to find you. From now on, if you listen to me, I won't be able to treat you badly. If you don't listen, I won't be able to keep you." Su Qing's strength suddenly increased.
Fan Dong had difficulty breathing, his face was pale, and he squeezed out a few words: "Listen...I...I listen."
"The first thing, you have to stop making money for the purpose of giving birth to a son. Quickly give the wages you owe to migrant workers, and give me another card of yours."
Su Qing's strength lightened a little.
"Hu-hu-"
Fan Dong took a deep breath of air for the rest of his life and nodded, "Yes, yes, yes."
Su Qing carried him back to the office.
After a while, Su Qing left Fan Dong's office with two keys and a bank card.
Fan Dong sat in the office quietly in a daze.
After a while he called the secretary.
"Fan Dong, are you looking for me?"
The female secretary asked politely.
"Do you believe there are gods in the world?"
Fan Dong looked at the female secretary seriously.
The female secretary was moved by his sincerity, and replied honestly: "Fan Dong, it depends on how much money you are willing to give me, as long as the money is enough, you say that there is a God in the world, and I will unswervingly believe in you. "
"Okay, go and call someone for a meeting. The topic of the meeting is to replace better raw materials and effectively pay migrant workers' wages." Fan Dong waved his hand.
"Ah?" The female secretary was stunned and felt that this was simply not something her boss could say.
Because her boss never does anything.
Not to mention talking.
Fan Dong glared: "What are you looking at, can't I be a new person from today? Go!"
He did not dare to disobey the orders of the gods.
Not to mention the path of the gods.
What does he have to earn so much money for?
After licking the gods well, you can learn three or two spells, or get immortality.
In the underground parking lot, Su Qing took the car key and found Dong Fan's black Mercedes-Benz.
"What is this? The streets are full of iron boxes like this." The Bull Demon King stepped forward and touched it.
Zhang San explained: "This is a car."
"Car? Where's the horse? Without a horse, how did the car run?" The Bull Demon King looked puzzled.
He is like a bumpkin who entered the city for the first time.
Su Qing threw the car keys to Zhang San: "You'll know when you know more about the world. This era is definitely more fun than the era you lived in before."
Even the ghosts of this world can touch real objects.
It seems that only the ghosts of the Blue Star World cannot touch the real thing and cannot affect the real world.
"Thank you Daxian, I have never driven such a good car before." Zhang San was ecstatic when he took the keys.
The Bull Demon King sneered: "I'm so happy to be a driver, I'm useless, really useless."
Zhang San ignored the bum.
"Go to eat, go to the best restaurant in Beijing!"
After getting in the car, Su Qing said.
After the car started, the Bull Demon King looked at the rapidly reversing scenery outside with a look of surprise on his face.
"It's much faster than a carriage."
"When you go back, be sure to bring back one for the iron fan, so that she can also enjoy it."
The Bull Demon King is also an infatuated species.
As a demon king, he only has two women, Princess Tie Fan and Jade-faced Fox.
A traffic policeman who was passing the ticket looked at the Mercedes passing by, his eyes suddenly widened.
"No... driverless?"
Half an hour later, Su Qing took the Bull Demon King and Zhang San into the best restaurant in the capital at this time.
"Welcome, the two of you please."
The waiters came to welcome you warmly.
Although Zhang San can touch real objects, he is a ghost after all, and ordinary people cannot see him.
"What place is this? Is it Lingxiao Palace?"
The luxurious decoration shocked the Bull Demon King.
"You are so funny," the waiter said.
Su Qing said: "His brain was caught by the door, don't worry about him, arrange a private room for us."
"Okay sir." The waiter smiled slightly.
After entering the private room, Su Qing directly motioned to Zhang San to order, and Su Qing ordered whichever he pointed.
After all, this is helping him fulfill his last wish.
"You two, please wait a moment."
The waiter left with the menu.
Su Qing turned on the TV casually: "If you are idle, you are also idle. Watch TV and wait for the food to be served."
In 2006, the TV turned on.
Basically it's all about Journey to the West.
"Tang Seng! What kind of magic weapon is this!"
The Bull Demon King teleported to the TV.
Staring at Monk Tang, salivating: "Hahaha, Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang, I didn't expect you to end up in my hands, and you can live forever if you eat it!"
He nibbled on the TV without saying a word.
"Eh..." Su Qing hurriedly stopped.
But still a step too late.
"Zizzizi..."
The TV was gnawed off, and the Bull Demon King jumped into a breakdance with direct electric shock, then fell to the ground and twitched.
"Bima Wen...Okay, good skills...wait...when this king gets up, I will fight you for three hundred rounds."
Su Qing silently raised his forehead.
Don't ask why youkai get electrocuted.
This is the setting in the play, the monster will not only be electrocuted, but Sun Wukong will also be poisoned and have diarrhea.
After the Bull Demon King woke up, he looked at Su Qing and said, "Where's Tang Seng? Where is Sun Wukong? Where did they go?"
"What you just saw is fake." Su Qing could only explain to him in the simplest way.
"Fake?" The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed again: "It turned out to be fake, so I said how could this king be unable to catch a single move from Sun Wukong!"
Soon the waiter started serving the food.
The Bull Demon King and Zhang San both devoured it.
"Delicious, delicious, I have never eaten such a delicious meal in my life, it tastes great."
The Bull Demon King was conquered by all kinds of seasonings.
"Abalone, bird's nest, shark fin, I didn't expect that I didn't enjoy it while I was alive, but I can still enjoy it in death."
Zhang San was so excited that tears filled his eyes.
It was night after dinner.
The Bull Demon King and Zhang San ate all afternoon.
The plates on the side were stacked several meters high.
Two waiters took the dishes next to them.
Su Qing secretly thought that if he knew earlier, he should have brought the two of them to find a buffet to teach the boss a lesson.
After eating, Su Qing drove a demon and a ghost to the best bar in Beijing.
Zhang San's last wish is to live a life of intoxication, the most beautiful girl who sleeps, and it will be completed tonight.
Just walked into the bar.
The heat wave is mixed with the scent of perfume.
Accompanied by the dynamic DJ, under the dim light, men and women dressed in cool clothes twisted their bodies frantically.
At the same time, bursts of screams came out of his mouth.
This scene made Su Qing think of half a sentence of poetry.
The monkeys on both sides of the strait could not stop crying.
"These women are really immoral and immoral!" The Bull Demon King criticized loudly.
But his eyes didn't stop, looking everywhere.
You can change the nickname and call it Miao Renxiu.
Zhang San was excited and restrained, eager to try.
"Dude, come here." Su Qing waved.
A waiter came over: "Brother, do you need anything? Is there a private room or a booth?"
"My surname is Su, and I will pay for all the consumption tonight." Su Qing took out a bank card: "If you are worried, you can check the balance first."
Since Zhang San wants to be a drunken fan.
Then you have to get excited.
To be the center of this storm tonight.
"No need, if big brother dares to say that, he must have this ability." The waiter pushed the card back, and then used the walkie-talkie to communicate with the DJ.
He is not afraid that someone will renege on his account.
His boss can open such a big bar at the foot of the imperial city, naturally he is very strong.
The DJ turned off the music first, then made a gesture to the lighting engineer, and shouted loudly, "Young Master Su will pay for all the consumption tonight, scream!"
In an instant, the lights gathered towards Su Qing.
Su Qing's appearance appeared on the screen.
Suddenly the audience cheered.
"Young Master Su!" "Young Master Su!" "Young Master Su!"
"So handsome! Does my brother lack a girlfriend?"
"You're handsome and rich, do you still want to live?"
Su Qing smiled and waved: "This is my first time here, I wish you all a good time tonight."
Zhang San, who was beside him, was shaking with excitement, his face was flushed, his breathing was short, and he closed his eyes.
"What are you doing?" The Bull Demon King was puzzled.
"Shh!" Zhang San said intoxicated: "Listen, they are all cheering and screaming for me."
"Sick." The Bull Demon King cursed.
Zhang San opened his eyes: "It seems that you rarely watch movies and novels. This is called a sense of substitution. I can experience this pleasure from the perspective of Daxian."
"Idiot, you still have a sense of substitution, you call yourself deceiving yourself." The Bull Demon King mocked unceremoniously.
Zhang San felt that he didn't need to play the piano to the cow anymore. How could the beast understand human thinking?
Su Qing said to the waiter, "Take him to the private room, order the best wine, and arrange the best girl."
He was referring to the Bull Demon King.
But it actually refers to Zhang San.
Everything is arranged for him.
"This gentleman, please come with me." The waiter bowed slightly to the Bull Demon King and turned his body sideways.
The Bull Demon King shook his head: "No, I can't be sorry for Tie Fan, I want to protect her like..."
Suddenly, the words behind him got stuck.
"I'll just do as the locals do." Looking at a group of beauties in rabbit-eared costumes, the Bull Demon King fell in love.
He didn't want to either.
But this is so exciting ୧⍢⃝୨
Then he looked at Su Qing again: "Your Majesty... No, boss, won't you come with us?"
us?
The waiter was stunned, suddenly feeling a little cold.
Is there a third person he can't see?
"I'm a person who is out of vulgar taste, and I'm not interested in beauty." Su Qing smiled lightly.
Zhang San and the Bull Demon King expressed their admiration.
Then followed the waiter to the private room.
Su Qing walked towards a woman without hesitation.
It was an intellectual beauty with slightly curly hair, wearing a long white dress, a curvy figure, and a blue-like temperament. She was about twenty-six or seven years old.
Her palm-sized face was already a little drunk, with two blushes, and her flaming red lips looked so delicate and lovely in the dim light.
This woman is called He Lan.
Is the boss of an advertising company for a certain year.
A real rich woman.
In this drama, she first likes You Suowei, the general manager of Eric Foods.
But Yusuo didn't like her.
Later, she was soaked in by the hero Lu Xiaoqian, who was brought to the modern society with a silly girl.
It's true... it was arched by a pig.
It's just a waste of money.
Originally, there were more and more male bachelors.
These women can digest it by themselves.
But He Lan didn't even find anyone!
It is simply unbearable.
Watching TV in her childhood, Su Qing felt that He Lan was the most interesting woman in the whole drama.
He likes this mature big sister.
Now I can finally reminisce about the original childhood, which is his lost youth.
I really want to shout: Lord's youth is back!
"Beauty, drinking alone, is it a breakup?" Su Qing sat next to her and asked.
He Lan's drunken eyes were hazy: "Don't think that you can get me when you have money, old lady... It's not bad for money."
"I can see, that's why I want to soak in you even more, because the doctor said that I have a bad stomach since I was a child, and I am suitable for soft rice." Su Qing said seriously.
He Lan was stunned for a moment, then covered his mouth and laughed until the branches trembled: "Giggle, you...you are so funny."
"My friends say I'm a funny character." Su Qing hooked her fingers and asked for a glass of wine: "Drink with you."
"Want to get me drunk?" He Lan smiled.
What you do, what you do, do you really think you are the best man in the world?
This one is no worse than you.
At least he looks better than you.
The reason why she drinks here is because You Suowei has repeatedly turned a blind eye to her love.
I don't agree with her, nor do I refuse.
This made her very depressed and irritable.
So I came here to drink and vent.
Su Qing said seriously: "You are drunk, I will only take you to the hotel and do nothing."
There was sincerity in his eyes.
He Lan lost her mind for a moment, and she believed it.
Then, soon after she got drunk, she said vaguely what she had done with You.
Then he fell asleep in Su Qing's arms.
Everyone else looked at Su Qing enviously.
Many people have been eyeing this superb prey for a long time, waiting for her to get drunk, and then pick it up, but they didn't expect to be intercepted by Su Qing.
Not long after, the Bull Demon King and Zhang San came out with their faces full of lip prints, and the Bull Demon King put his arms around the two women.
"You are a little greedy." Su Qing said.
The Bull Demon King explained: "There is another one that belongs to him."
He was referring to Zhang San naturally.
"Let's go, go to the nearest hotel." Su Qing took out the silly girl and looked at the world, then bent over and hugged He Lan.
The Bull Demon's eyes widened: "Boss, didn't you say that you are out of vulgar taste?"
"Don't use your dirty thoughts to question my noble character. I just saw that she was drunk and was afraid that she would be in danger, so I kindly took her away."
Su Qing looked righteously at the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King looked suspiciously: "Boss, it seems that you are the biggest danger she encountered tonight."
"Shut up your bull's mouth if you don't speak human words."
Su Qing said that animals are annoying.
…………
Ten minutes later, a five-star hotel.
Su Qing took off her high heels for He Lan, put her on the bed and covered her with the quilt, and then went out.
After all, he is a gentleman.
Of course not to take advantage of people's dangers.
Well, mainly because he doesn't like dead fish.
Su Qing began to study silly girls in the living room.
After all, how can a woman have a mobile phone?
"China brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl is at your service, please enter the power-on password."
"Sit in your arms without disturbing the gentleman."
"Password is correct, please select a mode."
"Reality mode."
When Su Qing was obsessed with studying silly girls.
The ragged yellow-browed king was staring at the three people eating barbecue at the food stall.
These three people are called Xiao Wu, Wang Tianba, and Sun Feiyan. They are three thieves who specialize in stealing mobile phones.
Sun Feiyan threw away a chicken bone.
King Huangmei picked it up and gnawed it, then looked at the three and said, "Can you give it to someone with fleshy roots?"
"Come here." Wang Tianba beckoned.
Sun Feiyan and Xiao Wu looked at him suspiciously.
"Although this person's brain is obviously abnormal, it is not good to traffic people." Sun Feiyan said.
Wang Tianba straightened his chest: "Don't insult my noble personality with your suspicious eyes."
He is a person who takes personality very seriously.
"I ask you, what's your name?"
Wang Tianba looked at King Huangmei and asked.
"King Yellow Eyebrows."
"Where is home? Who else is there?"
"My family is in Xiaoleiyin Temple, and there are 500 disciples."
"Little Leiyin Temple? I've never heard of it, but there is a small Leiyin Temple in Journey to the West. You will change your name to Ah Huang in the future, follow me, and take care of the laundry and cooking."
Wang Tianba took in King Huangmei.
Sun Feiyan pushed him: "Isn't Xiao Wu doing these things? How many people can open their mouths more."
"Xiao Wu is a talent and has great training value. He is currently on the rise in his career. I don't want him to waste time on washing and cooking." Wang Tianba patted her hand, serious.
This is serious and serious, and those who don't know it think that he is talking about a legitimate industry.
In fact, it's a group of thieves who stole mobile phones.
"Okay, okay, just eat and live."
King Huangmei, who had been hungry for a day, agreed without hesitation and asked for a long-term meal ticket first.
at the same time.
The time and space of the Tang Dynasty more than 1,300 years ago.
After Su Qing cut off Hu, who originally belonged to Lu Xiaoqian's silly girl, the plot has diverged from the original drama.
Heavenly Court discovered that the Huangmei King and the Bull Demon King, the two demons in the nine-nine-eighty-one disasters, had disappeared.
Especially King Huangmei, his demons captured Tang Seng and Sha Wujing, and he himself trapped Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie in his magic weapon.
But after he left behind the magic weapon that trapped Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, he disappeared without a trace.
At the same time, the Bull Demon King also disappeared.
Then the gods and Buddhas in the sky began to look for these two people everywhere. After all, the eighty-one difficulties were arranged.
What if two supporting roles are suddenly missing?
What's more, the two big demons disappeared so inexplicably, they couldn't even find them in Heaven.
This matter alone is worth investigating.
Because this shows that the development of Journey to the West is beyond their control.
But the gods and Buddhas of this world have been weakened.
Of course, they couldn't know that the Bull Demon King and the Yellow Eyebrow King were taken by silly girls to travel through time and space.
Therefore, it will take a long time for them to see the two demons again after Su Qing travels to the Tang Dynasty.
The Journey to the West was therefore put on hold for the time being.
Unexpectedly, this was put on hold.
It's over.
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