Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

I'm thirty mothers.

It is a spider spirit who has practiced for more than 500 years. He usually robs and bullies people when he has nothing to do, so as to pass his life and chat to get by.

But today, this day did not pass.

Who the **** doesn't even spare spiders!

"Even if you get my body, you can't get my heart." Chun San Thirty-niang said with tears.

Su Qing smiled nonchalantly: "To be honest, I like your feeling that you obviously don't love me, but you can't resist me. If you have another man in your heart, it will be even more exciting."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was an old tauren.

"Beast!" Chun Thirty Niang gritted her teeth.

Su Qing didn't take it seriously: "You are a monster and a beast. Speaking of which, I am a natural match. Didn't you find that our body structures are very complementary?"

"Wow~" She couldn't beat her, said she couldn't win, and Chun San Thirty-niang cried out of grievance.

Su Qing said in a deep voice: "Don't cry, I am most afraid of women crying in my life, because when women cry, I can't help but want to laugh, wow ha ha ha ha..."

"Go to hell!" Chun San Thirty-niang scolded, he had never seen such a brazen person.

Su Qing made a gesture, put on her clothes, and patted her face: "rest well, dad loves you."

Then he swaggered out of the room.

"Congratulations to Daxian for subduing this monster, Daxian's magic power is unfathomable, that monster was beaten and cried!"

The Supreme Treasure came up to greet him, licked his face and said, "Daxian, how are you going to help me become the number one bandit in the world? When I think of how successful my life can be, I get a little restless!"

"Your stage is not in this world." Su Qing patted his shoulder and said earnestly.

Su Qing suspects that the Moonlight Treasure Box is something that Buddhism specially made for the sake of calculating Sun Wukong.

The Supreme Treasure must travel back to five hundred years ago.

According to the trend of the movie's plot, this episode will happen in a few days.

If the time comes and you find that the Supreme Treasure did not follow the script, Heavenly Court will definitely come down to investigate on the spot, won't you find out where he is?

Therefore, it is necessary to find the Moonlight Treasure Box and send the Supreme Treasure to five hundred years ago.

In the movie, a lot of things will happen before and after the return of the Supreme Treasure for 500 years. During this specific period of time, the gods and Buddhas in the sky will not intervene.

Because the content of this script is all set, they just need to wait and see the result.

Therefore, this period of time can be used to realize the dream of the supreme bandit in the world.

And after this period of time has passed, even if Tianting and Fomen find that the results are different from what they expected, and send people to investigate, then Su Qing can shake off his arms.

Anyway, the last wish has been completed, the big deal is to slip back to Blue Star at any time.

You can't just rely on recklessness in doing things, you must first think about the way out, and only when you have a way out can you be unscrupulous.

Supreme Treasure's eyes widened: "Not in this world? Could it be that I have to die before I can succeed?"

"Don't think so much, you just need to do things according to my arrangement." Su Qing was too lazy to explain so much to him, he was still busy recharging his batteries.

Because Bai Jingjing will be here tonight, he will use the sword wrapped around his waist to slay demons and slay demons.

Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was a scumbag. He verbally teased Bai Jingjing, but he was irresponsible.

This plate... let him pick it up!

After all, he has practiced the eighteen palms of subduing the dragon, which are necessary for heroes.

Moreover, Sun Wukong's emotional lines are all calculated by Buddhism, just to make him give up, obediently go to learn scriptures, and dedicate himself to the cause of Buddhism.

If nothing else, Su Qing couldn't let him fall in love even in order to prevent Buddhism's calculations from succeeding.

As long as the Supreme Treasure is always a single dog and has never experienced the pain of love, even if he changes back to Monkey King, he will still be that rebellious demon monkey.

Will not compromise with Buddhism to learn scriptures.

As long as the Dharma cannot be spread eastward.

Then Su Qing was very happy.

No way, he just hates bald donkeys.

Don't ask, asking is prejudice.

And Bai Jingjing, Fairy Zixia, Madam Niu... ahem, it seems that strange things have been mixed in.

Let him take care of it all!

Even if one day he will be skinny! But no regrets either!

Taking a look at the Supreme Treasure, Su Qing sighed: "After all, it was I who carried everything for you."

"Thank you Daxian, I'm really bothering Daxian." Supreme Treasure thanked him with a grateful expression.

Su Qing said, "You're welcome, let's shave your beard first, it's too ugly to step on a horse."

After he finished speaking, he left without looking back.

Supreme Treasure froze in place and touched his beard: "Is there? Isn't it sexy?"

Then turn around and shave.

…………

On the willow head on the moon, the spider is very worried.

Chunsan Thirty-niang was very melancholy, it was getting dark, and if nothing else happened, the hot man was coming again.

"Sister, what are you thinking?"

A white figure appeared out of thin air.

"Why did you come here?" Chun San Thirty-niang raised her brows and looked at the woman in white.

Bai Jingjing smiled and said, "Five hundred years later, Sun Wukong will appear here, and even if the Monkey King has appeared, will Tang Seng be far away?"

"Humph! I think you came here for that dead monkey. Five hundred years have passed, and you still haven't put him down." Chun San Thirty-niang snorted coldly.

Bai Jingjing's pretty face turned cold: "Nonsense, when I see him again, I will only draw my sword and kill him!"

At that time, Sun Wukong said that she would come to marry her when she was eighteen years old, but when she was eighteen years old, Sun Wukong embarked on the road of learning and broke her heart.

"A dead duck has a tough mouth." Chun Thirty Mother sneered.

"How hard is it?"

Su Qing pushed open the door and walked in.

Chun Thirty Niang subconsciously tightened her dress.

"Who is he?" Bai Jingjing looked at Su Qing.

Su Qing looked at Bai Jingjing: "To be honest, I'm an entomologist. I've been studying the mating and reproduction of spiders recently. I've gained a little bit of money so far. It's still in the first stage, and the phenomenon of reproduction has not yet occurred."

Chun San Thirty's face turned blue and white.

"Nonsense, get out!" Bai Jingjing naturally didn't understand what an entomologist was, she was really uneducated.

Su Qing closed the door with a backhand, and said calmly, "In fact, I would rather go in than go out."

"Aren't you going to get out..." Bai Jingjing drew her sword.

Su Qing took out the holy sword and stroked it gently.

Bai Jingjing's breath stagnated, and she shoved the half-drawn sword back: "If you don't get out, I'll get out."

After speaking, he turned into a gust of wind and left.

"Naughty." Su Qing put away the knife, walked to the bed and hugged Chun Thirty-niang: "Your junior sister is very beautiful, especially those hands, but the nails are a bit long..."

"How do you know that she is my junior sister?" Chun San Thirty Niang suddenly smiled coquettishly: "What do you want to do?"

Su Qinglu said seriously: "I want to cut her nails, especially the nails on the middle finger, so that it's better for her or me."

How can a woman have nails on her middle finger?

I really don't love myself so much!

Spring Thirty Mother: ←_←

………………

Bai Jingjing did not leave Wuyueshan.

She stood on an earth wall and admired the moon.

The Supreme Treasure, who came out to pee, saw her, and suddenly came to the nature: "It's been a long night, I don't want to sleep, I'm going down to the Supreme Treasure, how dare you ask the girl's name?"