Urban: Start the Girls’ Dormitory to Catch Ghosts

"Bodhisattva, aren't you going to Lingshan?"

After leaving the underworld, Ting Ting soon discovered something was wrong.

If Guanyin was injured, he would not hurry back to Lingshan to recover his life. The residual blood is still waving outside, which is not normal.

"Why so much bullshit? Get down and let me ride and have a good time." Su Qing was about to move.

This truth listens to the same realm as him, which is worthy of his identity as Su Qiuchang.

Listening to the truth was furious: "You are presumptuous!"

He is nothing more than a disciple of Guanyin, and he dares to be disrespectful to him.

"Presumptuous? Hahaha." Su Qing put Guanyin in his arms: "How dare this beast say that I am presumptuous."

Listening to the truth turned pale in shock: "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you are a monk, how can you be with your disciple..."

"Listen, now, do you still think he is my disciple?" Guanyin smiled bitterly.

I listened to the uncertainties, and his eyes were erratic: "What the **** is going on here!"

"This **** hurt me and coerced me to help him swindle and deceive him. Before that, he went to Wuzhuangguan to deceive Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit, and just now he went to Ksitigarbha to deceive you." Guanyin had a helpless expression on his face.

Listening to the truth was stunned, it thought that Sun Wukong was already very dead when he made troubles in the Tiangong.

I didn't expect a wave to be stronger than a wave.

Su Qing patted its dog's head: "Now you should know that my master is powerful. If you are interested, just obey the master, otherwise don't blame the master for being strong."

"Wishful thinking!" Di Ting breathed fire from his nose, and raised his head proudly: "This seat is a divine beast that listens to all things in the world, and will never succumb to a shameless person like you. You are also worthy of riding this seat?"

………………

"Master, do you think this speed is good?"

After a stick of incense, Ting Ting dragged Su Qing on his back and walked slowly on the mountain road.

Su Qing carried the Sacred Sword on his shoulder: "Well."

"Master, to be honest, I have long been uncomfortable with hiding that dead bald donkey. I have been riding a horse for many years. I live in the underworld with him every day, and I haven't even sunbaked once. I have to follow him on a vegetarian diet, but fortunately, you have come down from the sky to save the little one from the fire and water."

The flattery and flattery in Di Ting's tone made Guanyin and Fairy Zixia shudder.

"You didn't say that just now, you also said that you would never give in." Guanyin couldn't help but complain

Di Ting's eyes stared like copper bells: "Who, who said it, stand up, who dares to speak nonsense!"

"This seat is a divine beast that listens to all things in the world. It will never yield to your shameless person. You are the only one who should ride this seat?" Su Qing took out her mobile phone and played the recording.

The truth was instantly anxious: "Master, this thing imitates the tone of my speech to frame me! He is slandering me! Master is very discerning! Master!"

This shameless look, very much like the rice bucket at home who eats and eats for a living.

When Di heard Lan Xing, the family brother of Rice Bucket was about to drop another sequence, the third child.

"Master, to be honest, I couldn't get used to that dead bald donkey..." Su Qing played the second recording.

Listening to the truth, his eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, this is what I said, this is what I said."

"I've recorded it here for you, don't think about going back to Ksitigarbha, if you dare to be careful, I'll give this to Ksitigarbha." Su Qing smiled harmlessly.

Listening to the truth, his face was rude, he was insidious, but he didn't hesitate to express his position: "Master saved me from the abyss and recreated it, how could I go back and continue to be forced to eat fast and recite Buddha every day, live in darkness, and even have no **** life. day?"

"You said back then that you were devoted to the Buddha, and begged Ksitigarbha to take you to his seat." Guanyin ruthlessly demolished the stage.

Listening to the truth, his face did not change his expression: "I was young and ignorant at that time. I dare to ask the Bodhisattva, who hasn't had a young and ignorant youth? Isn't it the same for you? I entered Buddhism by mistake in the flower season, and now I am just as stubborn as I am now. Wake up and follow the eldest master."

When I ride on the horse, I also compliment you by the way. Please don't dismantle my stage again. Why is it too urgent to fry each other.

Everyone is under the roof.

Just stop introverting, okay?

Guanyin was stunned, silent for a while, and then nodded solemnly: "You are right."

After all, her dignified Guanyin also learned to flatter Su Qing and became the one she hated.

"Pfft—" Fairy Zixia couldn't help laughing, and she was about to burst into tears: "Don't get me wrong, I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it."

Chunsan Thirty-niang and Bai Jingjing also laughed and bent over, Guanyin and Zhen Ting are just here? That's it?

"Presumptuous!" Di Ting shouted angrily and glared angrily at Fairy Chunzixia: "I and Guanzi Bodhisattva are expressing our gratitude to the eldest master, but you both regard it as a joke, and clearly do not take the lord in your eyes! I see You should all be sent to the eighteenth hell!"

"Xiang Gong~" Fairy Zixia pouted.

Listening to the truth, his pupils shrank, Xianggong? Xianggong!

Damn it, it's a mistake, it's sloppy!

It moved its eyes slightly, staring at Chun San Shi Niang and Bai Jingjing: "What are you looking at! This seat is talking about you two little wild monsters! Lawless!"

"Xianggong~ Listen." Chun San Thirty-niang and Bai Jingjing said in unison, looking at Su Qing with anger and anger.

Listening: "…………(´இWareஇ｀

It was almost desperate, and it was unexpected that all three were Su Qing's wives.

Guanyin glanced at it sympathetically.

Let you lick without knowing the situation, and now you are licking on the hemorrhoids, you deserve it!

"Ah! My head!" Di Ting suddenly had a look of pain on his face, and blood leaked from the corner of his mouth.

Everyone was taken aback.

He soon calmed down, and said in a weak tone: "It scared the eldest master and the ladies, I have been seriously injured before, and when I blew the air, my brain became ill. If you say something nonsense when you are sick, please ask the eldest lord and the ladies. Be merciful."

Guanyin was stunned, Gan! Does this work too?

"It's so pitiful, then forget it." Fairy Zixia was originally a naive and cute thing. When she heard that she was so pitiful, she didn't care about it.

The wife doesn't care anymore, Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty's concubines naturally won't hold on to them.

Su Qing sighed and said sincerely: "In a few days, I will introduce you to a friend with a similar personality. You and it are both beasts and must have a common language."

"Master, I'm a divine beast." Di Ting corrected it earnestly, proud of his bloodline.

Su Qing also said very seriously: "Listen to me, don't say this outside in the future. Your virtue will easily attract black people to the entire group of divine beasts, and will lower the overall style and value of your divine beasts."

Listening: "..."

I seem to be humiliated...?

"The eldest master's teachings must be remembered by the younger ones." Listening to the cheek shamelessly licked.

Su Qing looked at Guanyin: "Think about it, is there any place to start new business."

"I know, I know, go to deceive Guanjiangkou Erlang God, he also lives in the human world. He has a mysterious power, a three-pointed two-edged sword, a mountain and river, a sword, and a roaring dog." , it is more suitable to be a dogleg than Guanyin.

Guanyin never let go of his arrogance and bottom line.

And listening to the truth...there is no bottom line.