Urban Witcher

Rui Lengyu left, no one was driving, Ye Shaoyang called Lao Guo and asked him to drive over to pick him up.

When Lao Guo arrived, he forcibly pulled Guagua away from the TV and went downstairs together.

Lao Guo waited downstairs in his broken car.

After getting in the car, the two had a brief conversation.

"The person has been buried, and now the coffin is opened for autopsy, will the cemetery management agree?" Ye Shaoyang asked.

"What's the matter, anyway, we bought the cemetery, and we will fill it in later." Lao Guo said, "Besides, I often preside over funerals, and I know them all well, and I have already greeted them."

Ye Shaoyang hummed and said, "Give me your mobile phone."

Lao Guo didn't suspect him, and handed over the phone.

Ye Shaoyang took out his mobile phone and dialed Lao Guo's number.

The screen lights up, and the incoming call note is displayed on it: Little Turtle.

Isn't it Xiaobai, why is it a little turtle? Ye Shaoyang thought about it for a while, and it is likely that Xiaoyu thinks that the tortoise and the tortoise have the same meaning...

"I said, brother, you are not a real person." Ye Shaoyang shook his mobile phone, "You note, I'm really drunk. Did I provoke you?"

"Haha." Lao Guo smiled awkwardly. "Don't think too much, it's a nickname. My daughter's name is Xiaoyu, and your name is Little Turtle. How cute."

Ye Shaoyang was speechless. "Are you still a child at heart, or treat me like a three-year-old child, cute! I love your face!"

"The tortoise also has a good meaning, it means you are tough enough!"

Ye Shaoyang blushed, "Where is it hard?"

"The shell is hard."

"Damn, that's also a shrinking turtle!"

Ye Shaoyang rolled his eyes, took his phone, changed the note, and handed it to him. "That's all, don't change it!"

Lao Guo glanced at it and laughed out loud. Ye Shaoyang changed the remark to "the coolest and most handsome little junior".

Ye Shaoyang's mobile phone rang a WeChat notification tone, took it out to have a look, chatted a few words, and couldn't help but smile helplessly.

While driving, Lao Guo glanced at the screen and saw the back of a beautiful woman with a curvaceous figure, he couldn't help shaking his head.

"When did you become so vulgar?"

"Vulgar?" Ye Shaoyang glared at him, "He just sent me fitness photos, how vulgar, what kind of thoughts are in your head. She is a serious girl who only went to high school."

Lao Guo pouted, "I chatted with you and sent photos when I was in high school. She is not a good girl. The world is going downhill."

Ye Shaoyang smiled strangely, leaned over and said, "This is definitely a good girl, especially in your mind."

Old Guo was taken aback: "It's none of my business, I don't know him."

"There is a photo of her on WeChat, let me show you." Ye Shaoyang stretched out the phone and took it back, "By the way, don't hit me if you see it."

"Why should I hit you!" Lao Guo was very depressed, "It's not my wife and daughter..."

He took a look at the phone and was stunned on the spot. He almost drove the car over the protective fence. When he made a sharp turn and drifted, Guagua was lying on the window blowing, and was thrown out directly. Injured, got up and chased the car and cursed.

Lao Guo parked the car and grabbed Ye Shaoyang by the neck: "Damn, my daughter! You beast!"

In the end, despite Ye Shaoyang's various explanations, he didn't talk about anything, and he only added it last night. Lao Guo still read the chat history three times, and finally deleted Xiaoyu's WeChat.

"The rabbit doesn't even eat the grass beside the nest! You boy!" Old Guo hummed angrily.

Ye Shaoyang spread his hands and said, "Actually, we didn't talk about anything, otherwise I wouldn't show it to you."

Lao Guo snorted and started driving again.

After a while, he said: "Although you are a few years older than Xiaoyu, you are actually not bad, but unfortunately there are too many girls around you, and you have your own feelings, so I won't mention it."

Ye Shaoyang waved his hands quickly. "Don't even think about it. When I think of calling you father-in-law, I feel numb all over. I would rather not marry for the rest of my life!"

"Fuck!" Old Guo cursed.

Guagua ran behind for a while, because it was broad daylight and there were many cars on the road. Ye Shaoyang had taught him not to show his cultivation in front of outsiders.

Seeing the car driving farther and farther, Guagua grumbled: "I don't bring the baby, the baby went to play by itself."

After speaking, he got into the woods beside the road.

Lao Guo parked his car in the parking lot in front of the cemetery. Grab a folding shovel from the trunk and get out of the car with two large glass bottles.

"What is this?" Ye Shaoyang asked.

"A bottle of vinegar and a bottle of alcohol."

"What is it for?"

"You will know when you go."

Lao Guo first went to the office of the cemetery management office, said hello to the staff, and then came to Tan Xiaohui's tomb with Ye Shaoyang.

A family was burning Wu Qi nearby, and a group of people were crying and crying. The two stayed in front of Tan Xiaohui's grave, watching the funeral.

Lao Guo sighed and said, "The saddest thing in life should be attending the funeral of a loved one."

Ye Shaoyang was silent for a moment, and said: "The most painful thing in life is that when a loved one dies, you don't even have the chance to attend the funeral."

Lao Guo patted him on the shoulder and said nothing.

After waiting for a while, the family left, and Lao Guo began to act: digging the grave.

The only way the two of them thought of by coincidence last night to verify whether Tan Xiaohui was alive was to examine her body:

Although Qin Xiaohui is a demon, she is the same as a human being. Even if she dies, she can use the corpse to test whether her soul exists.

Qin Xiaohui's real body, the Extreme North Iceworm, did not have to be cremated, and was buried directly. Although two months had passed, the body must not have been completely melted in the sealed urn.

Ordinary mages can no longer use the soul search technique when faced with corpses that have been dead for more than seven days. Ye Shaoyang is a celestial master after all, and he possesses the secret technique of Xuanqing Mountain.

In fact, this soul-searching technique has the same principle as the ancient "recognizing relatives through bones".

Lao Guo first used a folding shovel to pry open the tomb bricks. The bottom was covered with a layer of straw paper, and the top was sealed with concrete.

Lao Guo poured vinegar on it, corroded the concrete and made it brittle, beat it with a shovel, and shoveled it up in one piece. Below it was a golden nanmu urn.

This urn was brought by Lao Guo at that time. The golden nanmu can nourish Qi and keep the body from decaying.

Lao Guo carefully took out the urn.

Use cotton gauze dipped in alcohol to clean the gum on the crevices of the urn, while explaining to Ye Shaoyang that this gum is not painted on, but a kind of gum that is gradually formed after the golden nanmu is soaked in moisture after it is buried in the ground. s things. Can only be wiped off with alcohol.

Ye Shaoyang only knows how to catch ghosts and subdue demons. Compared with old Guo, his knowledge of burials is simply weak.

"alright!"

Lao Guo put the urn that had been cleaned of gum on the ground, turned to Ye Shaoyang and said, "Open?"

Ye Shaoyang stepped forward and squatted in front of the urn, and said silently: "Xiaohui, you have already gone to the ground, and it is really inappropriate to open the coffin for autopsy, but in order to prove your grievance, I had to do this, please forgive me."

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