Urban Witcher

"I don't know if I'm sincere or not. In short, this is a crime. First, a male and a female, this is the law of the Y department, and it cannot be violated..."

Before he finished speaking, the old ghost retorted: "But it wasn't like this in ancient times!"

Gongcao took a look: "Things in the world are always changing, and the Y law can't stay the same! Besides, there are more men and fewer women in the world now, and you alone account for six. You let those single dogs, ahem, single What do people do!"

Recently, Ghost Book No. 1 has listened to a lot, and learned a lot of popular terms in the world.

"In your case, there are only two choices. One is to be reincarnated as a human, but you will be born as a eunuch, and you will not be able to touch women in your life, or... reincarnated as a breeding pig, and you will only live for mating/mating all your life, completely satisfying your * *. Both of these options can wash away your karma, so choose one.”

Cheng Zi chuckled, these two choices are indeed too difficult to be human.

"Pig... a domestic pig or a wild boar?" the old ghost asked. After a person dies, the soul of God knows, although he doesn't like beasts, he doesn't discriminate against them like humans.

Gongcao said, "Is there a difference?"

"If it's a wild boar, I don't need to be stabbed, I will choose a breeding pig!"

Orange covered her mouth and laughed.

Gongcao said: "It's a domestic pig, but you don't owe human life debts, and you were wronged to be reincarnated as an animal. You don't need to be stabbed by others. You have your own arrangements in the dark, and you die of excessive lust in the end."

"That's fine, then I'll choose pigs, breeding pigs!"

Gong Cao smiled, ticked off his name on the roster with a red pen, and sent it to the Department of Reincarnation for reporting.

Cheng Zi laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

Is the relationship between men and women really so attractive? For this, I would rather be a pig...

The fun was over, and it became boring again. Chengzi finally couldn't sit still, and asked a ghost messenger to bring his own ghost book No. 1, played a network, turned the volume to the lowest, and sat in a corner of the waiting room to listen. Get up and pass the time.

"Next." Gongcao turned the roster to the next page, "Qingyunzi."

I didn't think much about it, just hearing the name, I vaguely felt that it should be a Taoist priest, so I looked up a little more.

Seeing that it was an ordinary Taoist priest, he didn't care, and asked, "Is it a mage?"

Qing Yunzi gave a vague "Oh" and said, "Hurry up and get over it. I'm going to reincarnate."

"Now is the time when Division Y is employing people. If you are a mage, you can apply to stay in Division Y and serve in the Armament Division."

Qing Yunzi waved his hand and said, "I'm not a Y soldier, I just reincarnate."

"Whether you can be reincarnated or not is not up to you, why are you in such a hurry."

Gongcao curled his lips, thinking what a weird person, staying in Division Y is almost the long-cherished wish of all the dead souls, after all, he can practice, and there will be a chance to prove the Tao in the future, this person is actually rushing to reincarnate!

As usual, he glanced at the number of Yde's years at the end of the roster, and the meritorious service was petrified on the spot.

Ordinary people who never do bad things, and occasionally do some small good deeds, can only accumulate virtue for hundreds of years at most, and some of them are negative, but Qing Yunzi's virtue has more than 300,000 years! !

Qing Yunzi also leaned over, took a look, and cursed secretly: "So few!"

Gong Cao was startled and said, "How did you do it?"

"What's so difficult about it, just save some evil spirits and demons. Those who have been cultivated for more than a thousand years, if you catch ten, you will be able to cultivate for ten thousand years. I'm too lazy, and I only caught hundreds of them in my life." Qing Yunzi scratched his head in embarrassment. As the head of a spirit tablet, he was really ashamed of his achievements.

Gongcao heard it, but he was shocked. The evil thing that has been cultivated for thousands of years will catch hundreds of them in a lifetime?

Quickly glanced at Qingyunzi's "file", Gongcao exclaimed: "What, you are Qingyunzi, the head of Xuanqing Mountain!!"

This sound was earth-shattering, even the two silver armor ghost warriors standing behind him were startled.

Cheng Zi was engrossed in listening to the book, when he heard the yelling from here, he raised his head and glared: "What are you arguing about!"

Then he lowered his head and continued to listen to the book, suddenly frowned, vaguely realized something, hurriedly looked up again, his eyes fell on Qing Yunzi's face, his mouth slowly opened, and he called out: "Grandpa!"

Qing Yunzi had spotted her a long time ago, and had been hiding all the time, but now he couldn't hide, so he had to smile at her, "It's good?"

Cheng Zi was a little stuck, and hurried over, holding Qing Yunzi's shoulder: "Grandpa, are you here to look for me?"

Turning his head to look into the crowd, he said, "Isn't my boss here?"

Qing Yunzi coughed twice, and said, "What is he doing here, I came here myself."

"Oh, then what are you doing here? By the way, grandpa, is your injury okay?"

"It's all right, it's all right."

Qing Yunzi laughed, and tapped his fingers on the table, "Hey, how should I judge, tell me, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!"

Gongcao looked at Chengzi, then at Qingyunzi, and was confused on the spot.

Cheng Zi froze for a moment, realized something, grabbed the information on the roster and glanced at it, covering his mouth in fright.

"My God, Grandpa, you—"

Qing Yunzi pointed at the above line of writing, and said: "Isn't it written very clearly, my life is over."

Tears welled up in Chengzi's eyes immediately.

Among all Ye Shaoyang's disciples, Cheng Zi spends the longest time with him except Gua Gua. When dealing with Yu Xuanji before, Qing Yunzi stayed at Ye Shaoyang's house, and they spent a lot of time together.

In Chengzi's eyes, Qingyunzi is an amiable elder, and the most important thing is: he is Ye Shaoyang's master.

Cheng Zi has always regarded him as a grandfather. How can I not be sad to hear the news of his death suddenly.

Qing Yunzi patted her on the head, and said: "Life and death are fateful, it's nothing more than normal, your child is still God Y of the Temple of Heaven, if there is anything you can't see, don't cry."

Cheng Zi shook his head vigorously, his cold eyes swept over several ghost messengers: "Who hooked the old man's soul!"

Several ghost messengers hurriedly waved their hands. "Shao Nainai, really don't blame us, he came by himself..."

Chengzi is their boss in name, but in fact she is the daughter-in-law of the Lord Fujun. The ghost messenger of the Palace of Heavenly Sons called her "Shao Nainao" in private, but later publicly. Chengzi is a weird elf with many ghost ideas, and everyone loves and fears her.

Qing Yunzi said: "It has nothing to do with them, it's me who wants to be reincarnated."

"You want... to reincarnate?"

After hearing this, Cheng Zi was confused and murmured: "How can this be done!"

"People have to be reincarnated after death, why not?"

"This... If I let you go, how will the boss explain it, no no no!"

Qingyunzi said angrily: "Who is the master, and what should I do, and I still have to listen to him?"

"No, no, but..."

Qingyunzi rolled his eyes, pointed to the roster and said, "And I've already reached the end of my yang life, and I can't pay back my yang, so why stay here?"

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