Urban Witcher

"Thank you." Xue Qi glanced at him gratefully.

Seeing her adorable appearance, Ye Shaoyang couldn't help but reached out and touched her head, saying: "Why are you being polite to me, even if you don't treat me as your master, at least we are connected by soul."

Xueqi said: "Ye Shaoyang, I have never regarded you as my master. I am able to be today because of you. It's just that I have a cold personality. I don't want to join in the fun when you have so many disciples around you. I also like Sister Yuqing very much, anyway, she is single and lacks love, so it would be nice for me to partner with her."

Ye Shaoyang said: "The next time I see Cheng Zi, I will ask her to ask. If Ye Xiaoshuo is reincarnated in the future, I will tell you again. You can go to reincarnate together."

Xue Qi paused, and said: "I'm just a ghost now, I don't even have a soul, if I leave this body, my soul will fly away immediately."

Ye Shaoyang said: "So you have to hang out with me, accumulate more Y virtues, and when you have something similar, I will give you a back door, add your name in the book of life and death, and let you go to reincarnation with Xiaoshuo. possible."

"I know you'll help me."

Xue Qi opened a pair of big shining eyes and stared straight at him, she looked so cute.

Ye Shaoyang said: "Kiss me and I will help you."

"Do you really want to kiss?"

"Uh, just kidding. I don't have a problem with minors."

Xueqi raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Really, then why do you keep staring at my feet?"

...was seen through.

Ye Shaoyang couldn't help but glanced at her little feet again, and said shyly, "I don't have any evil thoughts, I just think your feet are very beautiful, like handicrafts."

Xueqi pointed at him, "I know. You have a foot fetish!"

"Damn, how is it possible!" Ye Shaoyang almost fainted.

Xueqi moved her toes and said, "No matter how good it is, it's not mine, it's someone else's body after all."

"Now that you use it, it's yours." Ye Shaoyang said, "Isn't it the same for living people, they're all just a pair of skins, and they'll be replaced with another one in the next life. What's yours?"

Xue Qi was dazed after hearing this, and said, "It makes sense."

Then he smiled strangely and said, "Are you really taking off like this?"

Ye Shaoyang smiled faintly, made a profound expression, and stretched his hand to his chin. He wanted to stroke his beard, but realized that he didn't have a beard, so he put his hand on his chin instead.

"We who are monks and cultivators have long been accustomed to seeing life and death, and we have no fun in our appearance."

Xueqi suddenly put her feet on his lap, twisting her two toes at him, "Are you really not interested?"

Ye Shaoyang looked at a pair of three-inch golden lotuses that were close at hand, touched his mouth, and as a result, a stream of puffs flowed down.

Xueqi covered her mouth and laughed, "As for?"

"No, I tried to imagine it as a pig's trotter, and then I was hungry."

"You are the pig's trotter!"

Ye Shaoyang shook his head and sighed: "Fortunately, you don't grow up. If you grow up, you will definitely be a monster."

Xue Qi pursed her lips and said, "You mean she's not cute anymore?"

This frown and frown, there is a girl's unique charm, some aspects are more attractive than adults, even if I am not a lolicon, I can hardly hold back seeing this scene, Ye Shaoyang stuck out his tongue and said: "Molesting Am I interested?"

"Interesting." Xue Qi smiled, "Because no matter how tempted you are, you dare not touch me, so it's fun."

"Are you sure I dare not touch you?"

"I'm pretty sure." Xue Qi withdrew her feet, shrank into the bed, straightened her face and said, "I won't tease you."

"Good night."

Ye Shaoyang got up and went out, his legs were almost floating, he poured a glass of pure water, drank it all, came to the sofa and sat down, feeling so sad, he couldn't figure out why these girls like to tease him, now even Xueqi, who has always been cold as ice, also joined the ranks.

The point is, I can't even touch these girls myself. If I want to touch Leng Yu, she won't let me... She just wants to cry without tears.

The more Ye Shaoyang thought about it, the more sad he became, and in the end even the fire sparked by Xue Qi was extinguished, and he sadly went to another bedroom and made a random bed to sleep.

After a busy day, I thought I could sleep late, but just after dawn, I was woken up by a phone call from Zhang Xiaorui, telling him that something big happened in the School of Foreign Languages, and asked him to go over and have a look.

"What happened?"

"Master, let's talk when you come!"

"Don't be silly, tell me quickly, I'm still under the covers!"

Zhang Xiaorui had no choice but to tell him on the phone that the entire School of Foreign Languages ​​was surrounded by the poisonous miasma produced by the magic heart grass, and the fog was heavy.

Ye Shaoyang sat up suddenly, and lost his voice: "How is it possible!"

"Master, how could I lie to you? I slept in the Foreign Language Institute last night in order to inquire about information for you. I am in school now!"

"Understood, I'll go right away."

Ye Shaoyang got up and put on his clothes, looked out the window that the sky was still a little blue, the sun just came out, couldn't help sighing, went to the bathroom to wash up in a daze, cleaned up, and finally woke up.

At this time the phone rang again, it was Zhang Xiaorui calling, Ye Shaoyang answered the phone and said: "I know, don't rush, I'm going now."

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Xiaorui's timid voice sounded, "Well, master, don't come, I seem to have misread it, it's fog, and it's starting to dissipate now, master is going to sleep, I went to practice drawing talismans to say goodbye..."

Ye Shaoyang was so angry that he almost wanted to drop the phone, so he took off his clothes again and went back to his room to sleep.

Guagua had already taken his place, lying sprawled on the bed, saw that he was back again, moved away reluctantly, and said, "Boss, why are you back again?"

Ye Shaoyang ignored him and got into bed.

Guagua didn't need to sleep in the first place, and laying down was also a way to rest his mind. After being disturbed by Ye Shaoyang, he didn't bother to rest in peace again. He pinched Ye Shaoyang's shoulder and said angrily: "By the way, boss, I still have to settle accounts with you, Xue How could Qi spend the night with us?"

Ye Shaoyang closed his eyes and said: "He is sleeping here, what are you asking me for, she is not your wife, even if it is your wife, I didn't touch her."

Guagua said aggrievedly: "I have no problem with her coming to my house for the night. Why do you two change beds? When I came back in the middle of the night, I thought you were the one sleeping in that room, so I just got into bed and habitually burrowed into your arms." , and put your arms around your chest, but..."

Ye Shaoyang took a look at the picture, burst out laughing, and said, "How did it turn out?"

"It's nothing, I was just beaten up as a pervert, and I can't fight back because of my fault..."

Ye Shaoyang laughed loudly, suddenly thought of something, turned to look at him, and said, "Does she have breasts?"

(third change)

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