Urban Witcher

"Okay, I'll be with you then."

Rui Lengyu smiled squintingly: "I knew it, you don't want me to be with Hu Wang."

"No way, isn't he going to deal with supernatural events? If he can't handle it, I, the brother-in-law, will just go to the rescue."

After arriving at the airport, Rui Lengyu accompanied him to wait for the plane, and when he entered the security check, Ye Shaoyang asked, "I'm going back now, do you have anything to ask?"

Rui Lengyu thought for a while and said, "Make good money."

Then he smiled and said, "Don't think that you have made my master happy, and there will be no betrothal gifts in the future."

Ye Shaoyang was elated and nodded repeatedly.

"And..." Rui Lengyu straightened her face and said: "You and your beauties, doormen, etc., as long as you don't overthrow... This is my bottom line. Remember, if I don't die, others will eventually become concubines." .”

Ye Shaoyang grinned, wanting to say something, it was his turn to go in, Rui Lengyu pushed him, and then waved to him.

Ye Shaoyang had mixed feelings in his heart.

An hour and a half later, Ye Shaoyang returned to Shicheng. On the way home, I thought that since I haven’t been home for so long, I have to clean up properly when I go back, the quilt should be dried in the sun, and the purified water has been too long, so I need to change a bucket...

When I got home, I opened the door and was dumbfounded. Lao Guo was lying barefoot on the sofa, watching TV. The coffee table was full of snacks, stewed vegetables, cigarette ashes, cigarette butts, and wine bottles. It was too messy to look at. .

Ye Shaoyang was stunned for a while, and just about to speak, he suddenly found that the voice coming from the TV was wrong, something like a butterfly, turned his head to look at the screen, and couldn't bear to look directly at it...

Lao Guo quickly jumped up, touched the remote control, turned off the TV, and smiled at Ye Shaoyang: "Why did you come back so soon, I thought it was midnight."

"So you made me into this kind of virtue, what the hell, I still watch island movies!" Looking at the ground, it was covered with a layer of dust, Ye Shaoyang really regretted leaving him the key before leaving.

"It's boring, it's just playing time, hey, didn't you ask me to take care of your room, I didn't come here because of this, it's so far away."

"You take good care of me!" Ye Shaoyang was speechless. "I can bear everything else, but you actually watch island movies!"

Lao Guo was also a little embarrassed, scratching his scalp and said: "Isn't this a high-definition TV? The screen is big. Your sister-in-law won't let me watch this at home."

"Brother, I offer the statue of Sanqing, who has been consecrated, and don't harm me if you seek death!"

Lao Guo waved his hand, "Don't worry, your brother and I don't have enough sense, I even covered the statue with a red cloth."

"I'm speechless, I have to eat a piece of pork head meat for a while." Ye Shaoyang said, grabbed a few pieces of pork head meat from the bowl on the coffee table and stuffed them into his mouth, but it was too late for Lao Guo to stop him.

Ye Shaoyang chewed a few mouthfuls, then stopped suddenly, his two eyeballs were wide open, bloodshots came out, he spit out the meat in one gulp, exhaled like a dog, and cursed: "What the hell did you buy? ah."

"No, I bought this the day before yesterday. Oops, I've been forgetting to pack it!"

Ye Shaoyang's eyes were full of tears. Seeing an open bottle of beer on the table, he wanted to take a sip to rinse his mouth, but his mouth was sour after drinking it.

"This is from the day before yesterday..."

Ye Shaoyang rushed into the toilet, vomited for a long time, brushed his teeth twice, and when he came out, he saw the stewed vegetables on the coffee table, and suddenly felt a little nauseous, and ordered Lao Guo to immediately throw these stinky things out within three seconds.

Lao Guo knew he was wrong, so he went to deal with it alone. After finishing, he put on his clothes and called Ye Shaoyang to go out.

"Isn't it going to work now?" Ye Shaoyang said in surprise.

"How can it be, go to a dinner party, everyone is waiting at the hotel, the old rules, I will welcome you."

Ye Shaoyang was speechless. These guys didn't mention any of them in WeChat, but they didn't expect that they were all arranged.

Lao Guo's Po Pusang came to a magnificent hotel, and was stopped by the traffic control as soon as he got off the car, insisting that Lao Guo was operating illegally. The reason for the transportation management is also very simple: it is impossible to come here to eat in such a nearly scrapped car.

Facing Lao Guo's explanation, Yunguan called Ye Shaoyang aside and asked him Lao Guo's name.

Ye Shaoyang couldn't remember Lao Guo's name for a moment.

"Guo... What is Guo, oh yes, Guo Jin!"

Yun Guan laughed when he heard that, "It's still Guo Jing, I'm still Yang Guo."

Old Guo heard it and said, "Okay, your father and I are sworn brothers, so you have to call me Uncle Guo."

The transport manager took his driver's license and saw that his name was really Guo Jin. He was a little confused at once, and asked Ye Shaoyang more about Lao Guo's situation, until they all matched, and had no choice but to let him go.

"Why did the traffic management come to the hotel to check the car?" Ye Shaoyang asked in bewilderment as he walked into the hotel.

"It's almost eleven. Recently, there has been a strict crackdown on car inspections. I have been inspected eight times a day."

Ye Shaoyang said: "Who asked you to drive a scrap car, you should change it quickly."

Old Guo said: "Well, it's true that this car can't be driven. I'll go back and sell it. I'll add a few thousand yuan and buy a second-hand Alto."

Ye Shaoyang almost knelt down on the spot.

The girls in the box were all there, Xie Yuqing, Zhou Jingru, and Zhang Xiaorui were playing cards, while Ye Xiaomeng was watching and helping Zhang Xiaorui with ideas.

Seeing Ye Shaoyang enter the door, Zhou Jingru was the first to see her. Her eyes lit up and she stood up to say hello, but Xie Yuqing pressed her back and said, "You're about to lose, play your cards!"

Ye Shaoyang smiled and said, "What are you fighting, it's so intense."

Zhang Xiaorui said: "Whoever loses will sleep with you tonight."

Ye Shaoyang laughed and cried.

Old Guo stepped forward and said, "If you lose, accompany Shaoyang, if you win, accompany me tonight."

As a result, Zhang Xiaorui kicked "Li Sanjiao" directly and kicked Lao Guo over.

"Stop playing, let's eat and eat." Zhou Jingru put down her cards, and greeted Ye Shaoyang. "Brother Shaoyang, is it okay to go there this time, have you finished everything?"

Ye Shaoyang nodded.

Everyone sat down and ordered the food to be served. When Ye Shaoyang heard the door of the bathroom opened, he turned his head and took a look. A girl came out of it, a tall blonde beauty, and was stunned on the spot.

"I almost forgot, Catherine, come here." Zhou Jingru stepped forward and pulled the beauty to her side, "Let me introduce you, this is the one I often mentioned to you, Ye Shaoyang, the celestial master of Xuanqing Mountain, my best friend."

Then he introduced to the beauty in turn: "This is my classmate in France, Catherine, um... Chinese name is Yao Mengjie. She is very interested in the traditionalization of China, so I specially brought her to see you."

"Uh... what do you mean, she's not from China?"

"Hello, Mr. Ye, I'm French, but my mother is Chinese. She taught me to speak Chinese since I was a child, so I have a Chinese name."

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