Urban Witcher

Chen San took them into a house, just like the corpse inn in western Hunan. Two huge doors were opened. Ye Shaoyang drove the corpse and stood behind the door, so as to avoid being exposed to the sun. If it was exposed to the sun for too long, The corpse absorbs too much Yang Qi, and it is easy to rot and cannot be driven away.

No one lives in the house, but there are pots and pans. There are two rooms in total, which are prepared for the mortician and the mortician. Ye Shaoyang let Cuiyun sleep on the bed and figured out a way for himself, but Cuiyun felt sorry for Ye Shaoyang who walked all night, and excused himself to be afraid, so he insisted on leaving Ye Shaoyang in the room. The two shared the same bed, Cuiyun was a little shy, and lay still against the wall, and of course Ye Shaoyang would not harass her.

After walking all night, both of them were very tired and soon fell asleep.

When Ye Shaoyang woke up, it was already dawn, so he got up and went outside to look. Judging from the sun, it was already noon. There was a clanging sound from the kitchen next door. When I looked over, Cuiyun was cooking in the kitchen. When I saw Ye Shaoyang, I greeted him and complained that the pots and pans here were not clean. I washed them several times with water from the well. After a few times, they started cooking, and asked Ye Shaoyang to wash up first, and the meal can be served later.

Although she complained, Ye Shaoyang could see the happiness on her face. As a housekeeper, she is best at doing housework. She thought she was useless, but she felt very happy to be able to cook for Ye Shaoyang. satisfy.

Ye Shaoyang first went to the back of the courtyard gate to check a few corpses, they were all in good shape, so he was relieved.

Chen San was still sleeping soundly in his room, Ye Shaoyang heard loud snoring outside, so he went to the kitchen to help Cuiyun. Although there are pots and pans in this house, there are no ingredients. Fortunately, the two of them got a lot of dry food from Daoist Zhang. Cuiyun found rice and put it in the pot to cook. He steamed some bacon and sausage on it, and the rice was not yet cooked. , You can smell the fragrant smell of meat and rice mixed.

Chen San also smelled the aroma in his own room, and woke up from hunger. After the meal was ready, Cuiyun helped them serve the meal, but they all devoured it hungrily.

Chen San has always praised Cuiyun for his virtuousness, saying that every time he drives corpses, there are two elders, no one knows how to cook, and when he encounters a place without an inn, he just eats dry food to make do with it, and he has never eaten so good on the road eat meals.

Cuiyun was very happy to be praised by him, and felt that she was also useful.

The three of them finished their meal first, Chen San took out a bottle of wine and drank with Ye Shaoyang over bacon and sausages, and the two started chatting. Ye Shaoyang found out that he was actually a Taoist priest before, and he was a Quanzhen Taoist priest. He was a Kanto native. He had long hair in his early years. , will not really do anything to people.

Firstly, it is not necessary, and secondly, whether you want to occupy a place or incite the people to rebel, you must get the support of the people. In modern history, only Mongolian iron cavalry and Manchu Tartars have massacred common people. They did not regard the Han people as human beings at all, and they had the mentality of grabbing one vote and leaving.

However, even the Mongols and Tartars are basically indifferent to one kind of people, that is, monks and Taoists. The Mongols gained the trust of Genghis Khan because Qiu Chuji preached in Mongolia. Although they failed to stop the Mongolian army from invading south, Genghis Khan himself Believe in Taoism, and basically prevent soldiers from destroying Taoist temples.

The Tartars believed in Buddhism, and Emperor Shunzhi himself was a devout Buddhist, so after entering the customs, when he went south to attack Nanming, he also respected the Taoist temples along the way, and generally would not embarrass the monks.

Chen San is from Kanto, and he is very eloquent. At this point, he changed the subject and said: "Only Changmao, all of them are lunatics, no, they are locusts, they rob everything! After occupying our local area, men and women All of them live separately, even if they are husband and wife, what God forbids, anyone who meets secretly will be spanked."

When Ye Shaoyang heard this, he twisted his mouth and said, "What's the point of spanking?"

"What's the matter, God, you haven't caught up with it. The spanking is done with a stick until the flesh is completely rotten and only two leg bones are left. The person who beats would rather behead his head than be beaten again. The meat is rotten... just like the sausage we eat, minced..."

Ye Shaoyang was eating a piece of sausage in his mouth, when he heard Chen San's words, his chewing movements stiffened immediately, and he looked at Chen San with a weird expression.

Seeing his appearance, Chen San knew that he had said something wrong, and said with a smile: "You eat what you eat, what you eat is sausage, not human butt meat."

He didn't say butt meat was fine. When Ye Shaoyang heard it, he couldn't eat it anymore. He spat out the sausage, gasped for breath, looked at the red sausage on the plate, and lost his appetite.

Chen San was not polite. He ate meat and drank Xiaojiu, and continued to talk: "These long hairs are really nothing. They raided the common people, and they even occupied our Taoist temple. They asked us for money. It's still messy, how can there be any money in the Taoist temple, give them all, it's not enough for their teeth. The long-haired people said that our head teacher hid the money and refused to give it, so he lit the sky lantern in a rage ..."

When Ye Shaoyang heard this, he frowned and said, "To light a sky lantern, is to open an opening on the head, fill in lamp oil and wick, and then burn people to death?"

Chen San snorted twice: "You will die after a while, the long-haired sky lantern is more cruel than this, it is said that it was invented by their heavenly father, cut wounds on people's bodies, and then soak them in One day in the oil tank, let the lamp oil soak into the human body, and the soaked ones will be white and red..." When he saw the bacon on the table, his eyes lit up and he said, "The color is just like this steamed bacon. of……"

"your sister!"

The sausage can't be eaten, Ye Shaoyang is chewing bacon, hearing this sentence, he couldn't help but get mad. "I said you did it on purpose, right? For such a sad and serious matter as murder and torture, don't you always compare it to me, okay?"

Chen San smiled embarrassedly: "I'm afraid you didn't hear it clearly enough."

"I don't need to listen to it so clearly, I just know what's going on! It's not about killing me or me, I know what you're doing so clearly! Tell me quickly, if you make nonsense metaphors, I won't listen!"

Chen San had no choice but to go on saying seriously, "After a person is soaked in lamp oil, he is hung upside down, and two holes are dug on the soles of his feet, and the wick is put in to light it. At this time, a person is like an oil lamp. , it will continue to burn, it is said that most people die when the burn reaches the calf, but our head teacher burns until the thigh to die... Sigh, thinking of that scene now, I still tremble..."

(Sorry for the lateness, three chapters are here)