Urban Witcher

"God is afraid of filth, especially... urine, if a boy urinates, he is three-point masculine, you...or whoever is a boy, you can point at them on the road they must pass...you know, I don't believe them If you are willing to dirty your own body, you have to break in."

Ye Shaoyang suddenly realized, turned around and looked at the crowd, and said, "Which one of you is a boy?"

Those great masters pretended not to hear, not that they were not, but they also understood the method Miao Xin said, it was nothing more than urinating at the place they were going to pass in the formation, the filth that gods fear most Things, feces, urine, and auntie. One is the instinctive disgust, and the other is that once the spiritual body is polluted, it will temporarily lose a certain amount of mana. This is why folk temples and the like are kept away from human habitation, built in deep mountains and old forests, and even the turbid air that people breathe Can't stand it, let alone the filth.

Although these great masters know this truth, but peeing in public... this kind of thing is absolutely impossible.

Master Ziyun smiled and abducted Yun Chunsheng with his arm, and said: "Chunchun, I know you are a pure yang body, the situation is critical, you go."

"Why don't you go!" Yun Chunsheng blushed.

Ye Shaoyang went to lobby Wu Jiawei. He moved it with affection and reasoned it, but Wu Jiawei wanted to save face, and he would not do it even if he was beaten to death. Ye Shaoyang went to lobby the Four Treasures again, but in the end, the Four Treasures led an army, put his arms around his shoulders, and said to everyone: "The goat is Virgin, I know it, you tell me, this incident happened because of him, and they also came to arrest him, do you think he should personally fight this incident?"

When everyone heard this, they nodded and reached an unprecedented consensus.

"Damn bald donkey!" Ye Shaoyang glared at him bitterly, still hesitating, Miao Xin urged: "Hurry up, they are about to break through!" As he spoke, he took out a handful of paper-cuts in the shape of a villain, and threw them away. After entering, the paper-cut flew to the side of the two people, flying up and down around them, hanging without falling, and the forward momentum of the two people stopped immediately. The golden light overflowed from the whole body, and the paper-cuts were gradually shot down.

"I'll come, I'll come!" Ye Shaoyang turned his heart away, and walked over there, "You all turn around and don't look at me."

Everyone quickly turned their backs to him.

Ye Shaoyang looked at those two people, lifted the hem of his gown, and was about to move, when he looked into the distance, fuck! There are so many mages on the opposite side, all standing outside, since the two gods came, they stopped to watch the fun, and all of them stared at Ye Shaoyang with wide eyes, and the girl among them covered their faces.

Pissing in front of so many people...

Ye Shaoyang shrank suddenly, no urge to urinate at all, turned around hurriedly and said, "No, no, change someone, I can't urinate!"

"You can't do it, and no one else can do it!"

This is a good idea, but because no one implements it, it is so stranded.

Everyone hurriedly asked Miao Xin what else to do, but Miao Xin had no choice. At this moment, Ye Shaoyang saw Qingyunzi... Suddenly, Qingyunzi looked to be in his teens, he was still a little boy, he had no shame... at least he was better than an adult, if he was allowed to come If you pee...

But thinking that he is his master, doing this by himself is really a bit cheating, hesitating, Yun Chunsheng looked at him in a daze, followed his gaze to see Qing Yunzi, turned his mind, and thought of the same idea as Ye Shaoyang.

"Qingyunzi, hurry up, I leave this matter to you!"

"What's the matter?" Qing Yunzi had been making soy sauce all the time, when he suddenly heard his master calling him, he was stunned.

"What do you think!" Yun Chunsheng explained the task, Qing Yunzi heard it, then looked at so many pairs of eyes watching over there, and thought of taking out a dick to pee in front of everyone... Although he was only a ten-year-old child Naturally, he was also ashamed, and vowed to resist to the death. In the end, his master Fu Mingzi forcibly pulled his pants off, so he had to obey...

Ye Shaoyang watched from the side, the corner of his mouth twitched, and his heart was bleeding. After all, he came up with this idea himself, and Yun Chunsheng got the inspiration.

Master, disciple, I am sorry for you...

Sibao came over and patted him on the shoulder. Ye Shaoyang thought he was trying to comfort him, but Sibao smiled and whispered four words in his ear: "Deceive the master and destroy the ancestor!"

Qingyunzi was held down by Fu Mingzi, and he urinated in front of the two people, one black and one white.

"Don't, don't piss on people, you must be killed if you urinate on them, you can just urinate on the road ahead of them..."

Fu Mingzi persuaded Qing Yunzi to complete this glorious and shameful task.

After putting on his trousers, Qing Yunzi immediately withered, feeling ashamed to face others, and got into the crowd and couldn't come out.

Everyone looked at the two of them.

Those two people stood in front of the area where Qing Yunzi urinated, and tried to detour, Miao Xin said: "To tell you the truth, if you want to go out, there is only one way, you should step on it , or quit. You can quit not long after you come in, but once you pass the mark, you can't retreat. "

The two hesitated for a moment and said, "How to get out?"

"In the direction of the left rear shock, eight steps, and then six steps back."

Following her instructions, the two stepped back step by step, and finally formed a formation. Said to Xingyuenu: "The formation is extremely filthy, and it is impossible to break through it. If the master has a way to break the formation, the two of us will definitely work together."

Just this sentence.

Xingyue Slave understood very well and didn't say anything, his brows frowned.

"If you don't break the formation, you won't be able to catch them..."

Xingyue Slave had no good solution for a while.

The crowd of onlookers also looked at each other in blank dismay. At this time, if there is an opportunity to perform, it would be a great achievement. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but no one dared to show off. Suddenly, a person walked out of the crowd, bowed to Xingyuenu, and said, "I can try it."

As soon as Xingyue Nu sized it up, he immediately relaxed his brows, and said, "It turns out that Chief Chen is the one who came out in person, so there's no problem, thank you."

"Who is this guy? I seem to have seen him somewhere before." Ye Shaoyang stared at the old man and said.

"Chen Qibao came from the Beggar Clan. It is said that he was wandering around in the early years. He found a fragment of Kanyu from a ruined temple and learned it. He is a master of formations." Mao Xiaofang explained to Ye Shaoyang and others. .

Ye Shaoyang glanced at Miao Xin and said, "Can he break the formation?"

Miao Xin's face was serious, she didn't answer, but took out a blank talisman from her body, and cut it with a pair of scissors instead of drawing the talisman.

Over there, Chen Qibao asked to find a dozen or so people to join him in the battle, and quickly assembled a team, smiled at Miaoxin, and said: "I have heard for a long time that the Earth Master family is quite accomplished in formations. Today, the old man wants to learn something."

(End of this chapter)——