Variety Comic: The Strongest Player in Tokyo

"Brother Xiaolin, you're back, welcome home. "

Hanako came out of the kitchen with her tea, and her gesture was like that of a housewife who was greeting guests when her husband was not at home.

“...... Can you explain what the situation is now?".

As soon as Lin Yucun had a black line on his head, he went out, and Huazi actually brought so many Yin Yin Yanyan to his home.

Especially the one squatting at the table, like a dog demon, she meowed without clothes.

If outsiders see this, they will think that he Lin Yucun is holding a group party at home.

"This is what I recruited for our family...... Hmm~ servant. "

"Xiaohua, you are too angry, we are not your servants. "

Dressed like a doll, he said, "We said okay, you share the spiritual veins with us, and we will help you keep this inheritance together, that's all." "

The two-meter-tall cart stared at Lin Yucun and drooled.

"Is this the man Hanako you're looking for? It's really a handsome little brother, although the eight-foot sister only likes cute boys, but if it's you, hehehe~".

The weirdness of the high school student followed and praised: "It's really handsome, Xiaohua, your vision is really good, no wonder you rejected our proposal before." It turned out that I was looking for a better one. "

"Hmm~ This rich vitality is worthy of being a witch, worthy of a hundred strong men. "

"Xiaohua, can you let this little brother play with us?".

"No!".

Hanako stopped in front of Lin Yucun, like an old hen guarding her cubs.

"He's mine. "

"Don't be so stingy~".

The female high school student licked her lips: "What's more, this little brother probably wants to play with us too, hehehe." "

The orange-haired girl applauded, "Do you want to be together?" "

"Forgive me for refusing!".

Lin Yucun pulled the flower in front of him aside, his expression indifferent.

"Although I don't discriminate against anything, I personally refuse to cooperate with the bus. "

Bus!?

These weirdness are all in the metropolitan area, and a little thought will make you understand the mapping meaning of this word.

The

female high school student said with a gloomy face: "Bus or something, little brother, what you said is a bit excessive." "

Is it excessive?

In Lin Yucun's perception, these few strange people who opened their yellow cavities, and the breath in their bodies was about to overflow.

How many men have to do this to get dirty like this.

Although Lin Yucun is not a picky eater, he also has a bottom line.

He can accept the surviving, but the female watch ...... Forgive him for not being sensitive, you can find someone else.

The doll dressed up with a weird smile and said: "I think this Mr. Kobayashi is right, look at you, for the sake of a little vitality to kneel and lick mortals every day, it is really a shame for our strange talk circle." "

"Mary, I'm too lazy to argue with you, but before we talk about it, let's take a look at your other half. "

The

female high school student stared at Hanako and said, "Xiaohua, take care of your man's mouth, otherwise don't blame me for not missing the old love." "

"Slow down, this is my home, right?".

Lin Yucun looked left and right with a puzzled face, and said with a sigh of relief after a while.

"Fortunately, it's my house, and I didn't go to the wrong house. "

"So~ I don't understand, what are a bunch of ghosts going crazy in front of my master?".

The high school girl smiled, "Boy, don't you think that awakening the power of the witch is amazing?" "

"Hmph, in our eyes, you are just a tool of some use, if it weren't for Hanako protecting you, what do you think would happen to you?".

"What's the end?hh~ I'm just curious to ask?".

The naked dog demon shouted, "I know, Wangwang, locked in the basement to be a juicer for the rest of my life, Wangwang." "

This dog demon~ how can it reveal a stupidity.

Lin Yucun raised his forehead, too lazy to pay attention to these weirdness, and asked Huazi.

"Explain again, what the hell are they going on?".

Hanako was timid, kneading the corners of her skirt: "It's such a ......

".

This morning, Lin Yucun's move to adopt a hairball scratched Hanako's itch.

This reminds Hanako of the majestic days when the first generation was rampant in the world and the little brothers were in groups.

In the past, Hanako never dared to have this kind of thought, and she had a hard time living at that time.

But now, she has the 'little spirit vein' as the foundation, as well as the constant moisture of Lin Yu Village, and it is no longer a luxury to return to the top.

It just so happened that the 'little spirit vein' needed the power of guards, so Hanako came up with the idea of recruiting the younger brother again and setting up a mountain.

There is a saying: people gather by like, and things are divided by groups.

Hanako is a ghost derived from urban weird talk, and her main communication object in the past is naturally all kinds of urban weird talk.

Adhering to the idea that Fugui wants to return to her hometown, Hanako immediately sends a call signal to her 'old friends'.

According to Hanako's script, when old friends see that she is mixing so well now, they will definitely bow down with envy, jealousy and hatred.

They will follow Hanako-sama and regain their eerie reputation in the inner world.

But the reality is that the old friends in the past are not so miserable, and even the weakest human-faced dog can have two tricks with her now.

Recruiting the younger brother has become a wolf into the house, and Hanako can only negotiate terms with them aggrievedly.

Now it seems that sharing alone is completely unable to satisfy these strange appetites, and they already have the idea of dominating the crowd and occupying the magpie's nest.

Lin Yucun rubbed Hanako's head vigorously, this idiot didn't probe before doing anything.

"So, what do you ......really think?"

"It's nothing, we're friends with Hanako after all, and of course we won't do things perfectly. "

The high school girl licked her lips and said, "Since the spiritual veins can be shared, then men should also share them." "

"Don't worry, little brother, we will be very happy together, I promise. "

You can see that you are a complete old Si Ji.

Lin Yucun said: "It's still that question, what if I refuse?".

There was no answer, just the weirdness in the room, one by one, exuding a chilling momentum.

Seeing this, Lin Yucun asked Hanako speechlessly.

"Are they really your friends?".

“...... Sort of, the previous generations of Hanako had a good time with them, hehe. "

"But why are they so strong and you so weak?"

"That's because ......

".

It's because of the rice green liquid!

It is never a secret in the ghost circle to absorb the human rice green liquid to increase its strength.

As early as thousands of years ago, there were weak monsters who practiced by operating customs and customs.

It's just that this line of work is not only despised in the human world, but also in the youkai world.

If you want to squeeze energy out of humans, you can just grab it and eat it, or you can play to death to absorb resentment.

What the hell is it to snap with humans?

How much power can it absorb?

Win by numbers

Huh - what's the difference between you and the prostitutes of the human race?

The dignified monsters are willing to be the crotch playthings of humans, and you are cheaper than those monsters who have taken refuge in the Onmyoji.

Phew!

However, even if they are despised, there are still monsters who are forced to engage in this business.

For example, Hanako's old friends.

Just look at Hanako's situation, they are also urban weirdos, and their lives will not be much better.

So more than a year ago, they didn't want to dissipate anymore, and they changed their main business one by one.

The whole is moving closer to the custom industry.

Sadako, who used to run rampant in the world by cursing, is now a red card on the Internet.

It is rumored in otaku circles that as long as you start watching a legendary videotape, you can summon a female ghost who can spend the night with you.

Miss Melly's urgent call has now become ×× door-to-door service.

With just a phone call, Ms. Melly, who can change her body size, will serve you wholeheartedly.

The eight-foot adult, who used to like to eat children, is now a sexual enlightenment teacher for many precocious masatas.

The

rip girl squatting on the street corner is no longer harmful, but has become a free RBQ.

Many shy social uncles now love to wander around the alleys.

You say she's disfigured?

It's over with the top of the body, and the mature uncle never looks at his face.

Besides, it's not free.

Among the many urban weird talks, only the human-faced dog still absorbs awe by doing pranks.

Maybe it's because she's only playing pranks, so there's no powerful exorcist to kill her.

The weak, exorcist apprentice who wants to practice with mobs can't keep up with the speed of this fool.

In Lin Yucun's perception, another clean Miss Mary, her situation is more complicated.

The legend of Miss Mary comes from the resentment of abandoned dolls.

They hated their little masters who had abandoned them, so they gathered into Miss Mary and threatened and cursed the trustworthy by telephone.

Probably because Mary's original body was a puppet, she always retained a childlike heart in her body.

So at the moment when she was attracted to the custom industry, Mary's mind was entangled and split into another half, Melly.

Melly went to work in the customs industry, providing door-to-door service. Mary is still the perfect doll that is clean and clean.

Melly claims to be Mary's sister, while Mary vehemently denies their relationship.

In fact, Hanako also thought about working in the custom industry, and Sadako invited the previous generation of Hanako half a year ago.

It's just that Hanako has been staying in a relatively pure campus, and she still has illusions about love, so she rejected Sadako's proposal.

After experiencing another round of dissipation, this generation of Hanako has actually been shaken.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have spoken as soon as he saw Lin Yucun.

Sure enough, behind every young lady who goes to the sea, there is an embarrassing past.

"Alas~ shouldn't have asked, this poor thing, I'm embarrassed to die. "