Venom My Wife

The ancient and gloomy building of the Arkham Asylum stands on the edge of the city.

There was thick fog everywhere, and the cold wind was howling, as if it was a strange hum.

The gate of the madhouse was closed, and the rusty iron railings were covered with vines, like chains of imprisonment.

On the wall, there is a dim street light every distance. The lights appear hazy and weak in the thick fog, which adds a bit of gloomy atmosphere.

Inside Arkham.

On a stage built with worn-out tables, the Joker and Batman in inferior costumes are beating each other.

The clown's makeup is exaggerated and distorted, and his movements are funny but a bit crazy.

Batman's costumes are simple and incompatible, and the fighting movements look stiff and awkward.

"Clown, when will we go out?"

The Crazy Hatter shouted impatiently that he and the Ridder were tired of watching this boring drama.

However, only the clown laughed endlessly when he saw this scene. His laughter was sharp and harsh, echoing throughout the room, as if all of this was the most interesting performance in the world for him.

The clown stopped suddenly and looked at the Crazy Hatter with his head tilted. His exaggerated big red lips grinned to his ears, and his crooked yellow teeth were dazzling in the dark.

"Go out? Hahahaha..."

The clown's laughter made the four walls of the cell seem to tremble.

"Dear Crazy Hatter, have we already 'goed out'! Look around, this stage and this drama are much more interesting than Gotham Street outside!"

After saying that, he grabbed the collar of the costume "Batman" in front of him, shaking it hard, and the inferior fabric rustled.

Then, the clown jumped to the edge of the table again, standing on one foot, shaking, but full of intoxication, and winked at the mad hatter.

"As for time, wait until the play really reaches its climax! When Batman is forced to collapse and cry, throw away his ridiculous moral code.

Or when the idiot police officers and nurses outside are all scared and open the door for us on their own initiative, we will swagger out and give Gotham a carnival that will never be forgotten for life! ”

After the clown said that, he raised his head and laughed again, echoing in the disorderly Arkham.

"You have a decoration outside, when will you save us?" asked the Crazy Hatter anxiously.

"Who knows? Or just the next second. Hahaha..."

The clown laughed wildly, and the laughter echoed in the empty room.

boom-

A blast interrupted the clown's laughter, the loud noise deafening, and everyone in Arkham was attracted.

"Come on, clown, you really have it."

The Ridder man showed an expression of ecstasy on his face.

The clown showed doubts on his face. His plan should be five days later, and the sudden explosion was completely beyond his expectations.

All the guards rushed towards the explosion and saw that they were coming.

"Batman?"

You should know that most of Arkham's people were sent in by Batman.

Deadpool patted the ashes on her body and smiled charmingly when she heard someone calling her.

"Yes, I'm Batterman. I knocked on the door and ignored me, so I opened it myself. This time I came to communicate and learn with Arkham. It's said that Gotham is a talented person, especially the clown, I... …”

The guards silently took out electric batons.

"Fake him."

Deadpool's smile froze quickly.

"Hey hey hey, what's fake? I'm authorized by Batman. This leather case is also the handsomest in the arsenal, unlike others who are pirated."

No matter how much Batman has stock, it is impossible to have a hundred sets, and everyone else bought them in the store.

Deadpool looked at the guards rushing towards him and sighed helplessly, saying to the camera that came out of nowhere:

"Originally this chapter was called (Batman vs Arkham graduate), but now it has been changed (Batman vs Arkham)"

After saying that, Deadpool's eyes trembled, and he quickly grabbed the electric baton that had been poked and poked it back.

The moment the electric baton touched the guard's body, the electric current sounded, and the guard twitched in pain and fell to the ground.

Deadpool was like a ghost, and instantly lost the lazy energy he had just made jokes.

He danced the snatched electric baton to the wind and poked accurately at the guards surrounding him.

A guard plucked up his courage and threw the electric baton at Deadpool's head. Deadpool's head tilted and easily avoided it. He used his elbow to hit the opponent's armpit. He bent down while the guard was in pain and kicked him with his leg. The guard flew backwards on his abdomen and knocked down the two people behind him.

He stepped forward with another arrow, and the electric baton hit the person who fell to the ground. The electric current rushed out, and the guards were convulsed, their eyes turned pale, and they instantly lost their ability to resist.

A few cunning guards wanted to sneak attack around Deadpool's back, but he seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and swung the electric baton back with a backhand, hitting the sneak attacker's nose with a "pop", blood splattering everywhere, and the man covered him Screaming with his face.

Deadpool turned around, bent over and rotated, and a set of flowing movements. The electric baton kept hitting the target, and the hit guards fell to the ground, twitching and moaning in pain.

Another wave of reinforcements rushed over from the other end of the corridor, holding guns.

Another wave of reinforcements rushed over from the other end of the corridor, holding guns.

"Are you ready? Next is a classic shot."

Deadpool threw away the electric baton in his hand and wanted to pull out the steel knife behind him.

Um?

One hand was suddenly entangled by the cloak and could not be pulled out.

"Farke!"

Bang bang bang!

The guards on the opposite side would not give him a chance and fired directly.

Ding Ding Ding!

Deadpool waved the steel knife with one hand, blocking many bullets, and sparks of metal collision splashed everywhere.

But there were still many bullets shot into the body.

The guards at the other end of the corridor breathed a sigh of relief. This fake Batman was also very powerful in combat.

Several people came to Deadpool and prepared to collect the body.

"surprise!"

Deadpool suddenly raised his head, and the knife light flashed in the dark corridor, and all the guards around him fell to the ground.

"Not dead! Shoot quickly."

As soon as a guard finished speaking, Deadpool came to him and raised the back of the knife.

Bang bang bang

Ding Ding Ding—

This time Deadpool blocked them all and rushed towards the gun guard.

Some of the guards turned around and ran away in fear, their footsteps echoed in the corridor, and the terrified shouts of companions came from behind.

The guards who ran back from horror were pale and their bodies were trembling as if they were sifted. They shouted incoherently: "Run! Batman is here to save the clown!"

Batman is here to save the Joker?

What a niche line.

The Crazy Hatter and the Ridder man looked at the clown beside him in surprise.

"It's also in your plan, let Batman come and save you."

How is that possible.

Although I have always wanted to expose the dark side of Batman, no matter what the plan is, it is impossible for Batman to save him.

The clown stared at the figure walking out of the shadow, his eyes unblinking, and the exaggerated makeup could not hide his doubts at this moment.