Venom My Wife

"That's bullcrap! You quack, you're just trying to scam me again. You're probably just jealous that I'm about to become the richest man alive!"

As he spoke, Deadpool pulled out his handgun.

Kino was about to punch him and rearrange his brain.

Bang!

A hole appeared in Deadpool's temple, and he collapsed limply to the ground.

Kino's lips twitched.

As expected, you can never understand the thought process of a lunatic.

"Ah!"

Three screams came from above.

Venom immediately burst out and caught the three little ones.

"Auntie Venom."

Nina cried, clutching Venom's arm tightly with her little hands.

"That scared me to death! I don't want to play anymore."

Penny's face was pale, her voice still trembling slightly as she spoke with lingering fear.

"Ugh, my superpower."

Jade frowned and muttered.

"Why are there only three of you? Where's Damian?"

Venom nuzzled the little darlings in her arms.

"She and Hela are fighting. They won't play with us."

"Hela's been acting strange lately. She's either fighting or spacing out. She won't play with us either."

"We were bored, so we came out to play."

The three little ones chimed in one after another.

As Deadpool lost consciousness, the towering, golden Demon Skyscraper, along with the mountains of gold, instantly vanished like a dream bubble, transforming into specks of energy and disappearing without a trace.

"Indeed, it's the power of the Reality Stone, Young Master."

Banner pushed up his glasses, his eyes behind the lenses gleaming with wisdom.

Having learned about the existence of the Infinity Stones, he had long held such a conjecture.

"Yes, but even a single Infinity Stone has its limitations."

Kino nodded.

When Thanos snapped his fingers, he was essentially altering reality, but on a permanent scale, which could only be reversed with the Infinity Stones.

"Waaah, my dream of becoming the richest man, my dream of being a boss! I'm just going to be a wage slave again."

Deadpool groggily woke up, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he started wailing at the top of his lungs.

He cried and wiped away his tears, not even noticing the snot running down his face and almost into his mouth.

In his heart, he cursed his superpower for being utterly useless.

The gap between reality and dreams was deeper than the Mariana Trench.

Deadpool's commotion also caught the attention of the three little ones.

"Uncle Deadpool, your power is still very useful. You can fly," said Jade.

"Yeah, yeah, don't cry, don't cry. My daddy's a wage slave too, and he always tells me how grateful he is to his boss," said Penny.

"Uncle Deadpool, you can perform magic tricks to earn money. If you're short on cash, I can lend you some," said Nina.

"Really? How much do you have? Lend it all to me, and I'll pay you back when you grow up."

"…Never mind, keep it and buy yourself some candy."

Deadpool waved his hand.

"Oh…"

Nina lowered her head in disappointment, knowing that she was being told it wasn't enough.

She had forgotten that she had a piggy bank.

"Deadpool, have you forgotten what you just said?"

Venom reminded him unhappily.

"What did I say? I just resigned…"

Deadpool's mind was slow on the uptake. After a good while, he finally realized what he had done. The smile on his face instantly froze, and he slowly turned his head, looking at Kino with a look of horror and regret.

Kino sighed helplessly and nodded slightly.

"I didn't expect you to look down on my Demon Group so much, Deadpool. Fine, I consider you my idol, so I'll let you go free. As for the remaining salary I owe you, I won't be paying it. I wish you the best in becoming the richest man in the universe, and…"

Before he could finish speaking, Deadpool lunged forward and hugged Kino's leg.

"I was just kidding! It must have been that red thing invading my brain that made me do that. Give me another chance! This time, I want to be a good person.

I have old people above me and young ones below me. If I lose this job, I'll have to beg for a living."

Deadpool knew very well that with his superpowers, making money wouldn't be too difficult.

But he simply didn't have the patience or the brains to figure things out. It was much more comfortable to just coast along in the Demon Group.

"But I'm known for keeping my word. I've already agreed to your resignation. If others find out, my reputation won't be good."

Kino said with a troubled expression, glancing at Banner and Otto.

Deadpool gritted his teeth. Such a leisurely, interesting, stimulating, and high-paying job was one of a kind in the world.

He had originally wanted to extract the red thing and sell it, but now he could only try to please his boss.

"Boss, I have something good for you."

"What good thing?"

"My superpower. It's actually a red liquid. I'll offer it to you."

"Wouldn't giving it away for free be too much of a loss?"

"No loss at all. It's for serving the boss."

"Alright, then I'll reluctantly accept it."

Kino suppressed his laughter and extracted the Reality Stone from Deadpool's body, turning it into a red gem in his palm.

Currently, he had acquired two Soul Stones, two Mind Stones, two Reality Stones, one Space Stone, one Power Stone, and one Time Stone.

"So beautiful! It could sell for a lot of money, right?!"

Deadpool's eyes widened, and saliva almost dripped from his mouth.

He never imagined that the thing inside his body would be so beautiful. Even without superpowers, just selling this gem would make him rich.

"Yes, I originally wanted to offer 100,000 Contribution Points to buy it, but I'd feel bad if you gave it to me for free."

Kino looked at Deadpool with a teasing smile, his tone like a knife stabbing into his heart.

"100,000 Contribution Points!!!"

Deadpool almost fainted when he heard this.

He clutched his chest forcefully, the pain of his fingers digging into his flesh not even a fraction of the heartache he felt.

You should know that there are rich people on the market offering 100 billion for a Rejuvenation Pill. Although there are restrictions and permissions to buy this thing, Deadpool just so happens to have them. Within the Demon Group, this thing only costs 10,000 Contribution Points.

Converted to US dollars, he just gave away 1 trillion.

The more he thought about it, the more his heart ached!

Thinking of this, Deadpool felt a sharp pain in his chest.

"Pfft!"

He spat out a mouthful of blood, and his entire being seemed to have been drained of his soul, teetering on the verge of collapse.

"Deadpool, are you alright?"

Kino asked, feigning concern, but a hint of mockery flashed in his eyes.

"I'm fine. I've just been a little hot-tempered lately. Spitting out some blood will cool me down."

Deadpool said weakly, spitting out blood with every word.

Venom covered the eyes of the three little ones.

Banner and Otto shook their heads. Who told you to be so arrogant?

"I thought you couldn't bear to part with this gem."

Kino tossed the Reality Stone in his hand, and Deadpool's gaze followed.

He really wanted to snatch it back and then sell it to him.

But alas, he didn't have the strength.

"No! I need to go to the restroom."

Deadpool forced himself to leave, but his head uncontrollably stared at the Reality Stone.

Crack!

Thump!

The sound of bones dislocating rang out, and Deadpool fell to the ground again.

His eyes stared lifelessly at Kino.

Kino couldn't help but laugh and cry. This money grubber was obsessed to the bone.

Of course, the reason he died so easily was also because he had consumed too much life force from the Reality Stone. He would slowly recover.

"What's wrong with Uncle Deadpool?" Nina asked.

"He's dead."

"Then shouldn't we build him a pyramid?" Penny asked.

"He's not worthy. That's a privilege only pharaohs have."

"Then we're just going to leave him here like this?" Jade asked.

"That's right. Did you finish your homework today, Jade?"

Venom hugged the three little ones and followed behind Kino.

Banner and Otto exchanged glances and also chose to leave. They were very busy.

If an identical Demon Skyscraper hadn't suddenly appeared, they wouldn't have come out.

It wasn't until an hour later that Deadpool finally woke up again, staring blankly at the sky.

He really wanted to die.

1 trillion, ah.

Should he shamelessly ask Kino for a little something, even 100 Contribution Points would do.

If that old wolf knew, he would laugh to death.

Ding!

A sound came from his phone.

Deadpool weakly took out his phone and glanced at it.

"100,000 Contribution… Points?"

"…"

"…"

After a long period of stagnation, Deadpool finally came back to his senses.

He jumped up directly from the ground.

"One trillion, hahaha, one trillion, hahaha, I'm a billionaire, I want a big villa, a luxury car, Vanessa, hahahaha…

Boss, I love you to death, hahahaha…"

People passing by looked at the jumping, crazy Deadpool and detoured in disgust.

"Giggle… Billionaire… Giggle…"

Deadpool laughed too hard and suddenly clutched his heart, his body convulsing uncontrollably.

Before the laughter could subside, he seemed to have been drained of all his strength, falling straight to the ground again, without any movement.

However, this time, he had an exaggerated smile on his face.

(Not affecting the word count, these two chapters add up to more than a thousand.

p1: Deadpool calls Banner "Dr. Banner" the first time they meet.

p2: When Thanos snapped his fingers, he eliminated half of the life in the universe. The six Infinity Stones each played a unique role:

Power Stone

It provides Thanos with super-strong energy output. In the act of snapping his fingers, the Power Stone is the basic energy source, providing the powerful energy sufficient to affect the entire universe, allowing Thanos to launch such a large-scale reality change.

Time Stone

Can manipulate time. When snapping his fingers, it ensures that Thanos's actions can instantly affect all timelines in the current universe, so that the event of "eliminating half of life" can take effect simultaneously in the universe's past, present, and future, avoiding time paradoxes or situations where local timelines are not affected.)

Space Stone

Grants control over space. It allowed Thanos to overcome spatial limitations, instantly transmitting the effects of the snap to every corner of the universe. No matter the distance, all life fell within its range.

Mind Stone

Allows manipulation of minds and consciousness. On one hand, it helped Thanos focus his mind, accurately conveying his will to the other stones through the Infinity Gauntlet. On the other hand, it may have also, to some extent, "marked" or "filtered" the consciousness of all life in the universe, determining which lives would be extinguished.

Reality Stone

Can turn thoughts into reality. It transformed Thanos's idea of "eliminating half of the universe's life" into an actual change in reality, a crucial link in turning concepts into tangible effects.

Soul Stone

Involves the manipulation of souls. It may have participated in the extraction or erasure of life's souls. When Thanos snapped his fingers, it determined which souls would be "erased," thereby achieving the demise of their physical bodies and completing the process of "eliminating half of all life."