Villain Lord: Both The Player And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me

It wasn't until late at night that Xiwei dragged his exhausted body back to the castle.

Two lanterns hung on the wall of the room, emitting a soft light that was not very bright. Xiwei sat alone at his ivory desk, summarizing what he had gained tonight.

Marton's equipment was burned to ashes in the divine fire, and Carter's armor was severely deformed and could only be melted into material, leaving only one sword that could still be used.

In other words, except for the sword and the letter in the basement, Xiwei never found anything else of value.

What's even more outrageous is that less than ten gold coins were found in Marton and Carter's possessions.

Xi Wei said he couldn't understand. You, Marton, are a dignified cardinal, but you only have two or three gold coins. Are you polite? Isn't this the face of the Holy See of Dibarda?

There was also the Templar Carter. He only had a few gold coins and a few pieces of rags, wrapped in three layers inside and three outside. What was even more outrageous was that they were sewn into the smelly lining of the knight's boots.

If it weren't for one of the knights under Xi Wei who often saved private money like this, he might not have known about it until the equipment was melted down.

In short, today's trip was a big loss, and he didn't catch anything. He also had to bring a bottle of priceless water of life to treat Clemont's injury.

When had Xiwei suffered such a loss? Sooner or later it will be retrieved from the players and other lords.

"Boom, boom, boom"

A soft knock on the door brought Xi Xi back to reality while she was thinking, and at the same time, Loli's soft and trembling voice also came from outside the door:

"Master...yes, it's me, Loli."

It turned out that it was Loli who was here. Xiwei raised his head with a hint of expectation in his eyes.

"Please come in."

When Loli heard Xiwei's voice, she took a deep breath, gently opened the door, and walked into the room on tiptoes.

She wore a loose long skirt with a black bottom and a waist-cinching one-piece apron, with her big furry tail sticking obediently behind her back.

Wearing white stockings and two black round-toe shoes on her feet, she wears a headdress called "Katyusha" on her head, and her brown ears twitch.

"Good night, Master."

Loli timidly stood in front of Xiwei and performed a skirt-lifting ceremony.

Perhaps because of nervousness, her movements were a little out of shape.

But, it’s so cute!

Xiwei felt that his eyes must be glowing now.

Feeling a little uncomfortable under Xiwei's gaze, Loli blushed, lowered her head, and continued in a whisper:

"Master, master, do you have any instructions now?"

Xiwei came back to his senses, straightened his collar with some embarrassment, and then pretended to be serious and said:

"Ahem - well, then you can rub my shoulders for me. I'm really tired tonight."

After hearing this, Loli came to Xiwei's back obediently. Her slender and soft fingers pressed Xiwei's shoulders and slowly kneaded them.

Compared with those maids trained in the family, her strength is much lighter, and her skills are a bit clumsy, but she works very hard.

"Lori."

"Owner?"

Lori raised her head in confusion, but from her perspective she could only see the back of Xi Wei's head.

"Do you have any relatives? Now that you are the personal maid of Winter Castle, you can bring them here and your life will be better."

Recalling the hellish scene in the basement, Xiwei felt heavy in his heart. He wanted to help the poor girl in front of him as much as possible. Although he didn't know what she had gone through, the scars on the girl's body were still vivid in his mind.

Xiwei is not a noble person. There are suffering demi-humans all over the Cologne Empire. He can't save them, and he doesn't have the ability.

But for the girl in front of him, he hoped she could live a happier life.

The little hand pressing on Xiwei's shoulder paused slightly, and Loli's choking voice came from behind Xiwei.

"Master, Loli, Loli has no family anymore."

"Feel sorry."

When Xiwei listened to the girl's slightly crying voice, he felt like a stone was being pressed on his chest, suffocating him a little.

A strong impulse in his heart forced him to turn around and put the girl's petite body into his arms.

The sudden hug made Loli's eyes widen. Her whole body was soft and motionless, as if she had turned into a sculpture.

Xiwei gently patted the girl's back to comfort the tearful girl.

"I shouldn't have mentioned it."

"No...this has nothing to do with the master."

Loli's eyes were a little blurry. She raised her hand to wipe away her tears and snot, and gently buried her face in Xiwei's chest, breathing deeply, like a fish hungry for oxygen.

"Master, he is a very good person. He has done a lot for Loli. Loli is very happy now."

Xiwei could smell the fragrance of roses in Loli's hair. Her fluffy little ears drooped and brushed against Xiwei's chin, which made her feel a little itchy.

"How are you and Mrs. Chris getting along today?"

Xiwei hugged the girl quietly and changed the topic with a gentle voice, trying to pull the girl out of the sad atmosphere.

"Mrs. Chris was very kind to me. She taught me some basic etiquette and asked me to take good care of my master. She also taught me..."

Loli blushed and bit her lip in embarrassment, burying herself in Xiwei's chest and not daring to raise her head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"What else did you teach?"

Xiwei asked casually without noticing the girl's embarrassment.

"Well... I also taught Luo Li how to warm the master's bed..."

"Well……"

Xiwei's whole body froze, his scalp went numb, and for a moment he forgot what he should say.

In his previous life, he was just an Internet-addicted boy who had never been in love. After time travel, he worked hard to train himself and never flirted with women. Unexpectedly, a girl suddenly wanted to warm his bed today? Or such a cute girl with animal ears?

This is a system task! This is a system task!

Xiwei silently recited the Heart-Cleaning Mantra in his heart. Although he knew that in such a social background, it was nothing for a personal maid to warm the master's bed, but Xiwei was still a little nervous.

I don’t know whether the bed-warmer taught by Mrs. Chris is meat or vegetarian.

Just when Xiwei was hesitant, the girl in his arms gave Xiwei the final blow.

"Master, it's late at night, let Loli help you fall asleep."

Loli raised her head and looked at Xiwei softly. Her face was red, her eyes seemed to be made of water, and the trill as thin as a mosquito's buzz sounded like humming from her nose.

As Loli said, she had already walked gently to the big velvet bed. With her back to Xiwei, she raised her two lotus-like little hands and unbuttoned her clothes tremblingly.

The maid's long skirt fell to the ground silkily. In the dim light, the girl's pink shoulders and exquisite body curves could be vaguely seen.

Naked, Lori shyly opened a corner of the soft velvet quilt and got into bed.

"Master, master! (* /ω＼*)"

"Um."

Xiwei responded in a confused manner, his mind was filled with mush, and his body came to the bedside almost out of his control.

…

The master and the servant each slept on one side, which was the final victory of Xiwei's reason.

How old does this girl look like? Xiwei collapsed on the bed.

I don’t know what Mrs. Chris taught me, but nothing about this is right!

Luo Li huddled under the quilt, her skin all turned as pink as petals from shyness, and there was some confusion in her misty eyes.

This was different from the bed warmer Aunt Chris said. The owner didn't pounce on him. So what should she do next?

"Master...Master?"

"ah?"

"Well, the bed warmer is not finished yet...well, Mrs. Chris said she wants you to hug me...and touch me..."

"Emmm, did you remember wrongly? It's enough to warm the bed."

"And Lori, how old are you?"

"Master, according to human calculations, Loli is eighteen years old. According to our demihuman calculations, she is sixteen. Moreover, demihumans reach adulthood in fourteen Kane years. What's wrong, master?"

Coming of age!

Legal loli! !

That's a lie, right? Even if demi-humans have a long lifespan and slow growth, they shouldn't be just that big, right?

All delivered to your door...

If he didn't do this, wouldn't he be criticized by thousands of people and scolded that the Eagle Lord was nothing more than a weak man?

【Ding! The host's male hormones and heart rate are detected to soar, and it is speculated that the host is about to reproduce. Based on the female organisms the host has recently come into contact with, it is speculated that the target of reproduction is Loli, the personal maid]

【warn! Loli's physique is extremely weak. If the reproduction behavior is forcibly carried out, it will cause irreversible damage. Please ask the host to self-examine the specific reasons and ask the host to improve Loli's physique before continuing the reproduction behavior]

Ah this.

It’s actually that serious!

Xiwei was speechless secretly. He checked his Kun and finally understood the reason why the system warned him. As the saying goes, a Kun is too big to be stewed in a pot. He closed his eyes and started pretending to be asleep.

"...zzzzz..."

"Lord, master??"

Loli stared blankly at Xi Wei, who was just sleeping, her mouth slightly open, a little at a loss.

"Huhuhu...zzzzz..."

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