Villain Lord: Both The Player And The Protagonist Want To Kill Me

"Have you heard? The lord has recruited a group of tauren who are three meters tall! The ax in his hand alone is as tall as a person!' (°ー°〃)"

"Hey! Did you know? Our lord is patrolling the castle with a group of tauren, and the ax in the tauren's hand is three meters long! (○´･д･)ﾉ"

"My Gods! Guess what I heard? A group of super tauren with three-meter-long arms tied our lord to their axes! w(ﾟДﾟ)w"

…

In the training ground of Winter Castle, Clemont, who has recovered, is carefully wiping his long sword.

This sword is like a woman. If it is not maintained for a long time, it will become darker and darker, and it will not be as bright as it was at the beginning.

Clemont maintains his equipment and oils it every day. This habit has been maintained for decades and has saved his life on the battlefield more than once.

Suddenly, a castle guard rolled up to Clemont, shouting in panic:

"No! Lord Clemont! The lord was kidnapped by a group of tauren as tall as a small building! They also chopped the lord into three pieces and hung them on an axe that was more than three meters high! Σ(っ°Д °;)っ”

"What?! Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ"

Clemont shook violently, and the knight's sword in his hand managed to stop falling and struck his foot.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"That's what the people in the castle and castle area say. I don't know the specific situation."

The guard looked hesitant and spoke hesitantly.

Clemont looked at the guard with gloomy eyes. He was not a brainless retard, so he quickly reacted.

Although Winter Castle is not small, it is not so big that it cannot be discovered even if it is invaded by a group of monsters the size of a small building.

Besides, are Master Xiwei and these two earth knights just air?

Clemont calmed down quickly. He knew that there must have been some misunderstanding. The truth was by no means as absurd as the guard in front of him said.

"Take me there!" Clemont shouted.

"ah?"

"Ah what? If something happens to my lord, do you think you can survive alone? Hurry up and lead the way!"

Clemont kicked the guard on the butt angrily, and the castle guard got up from the ground in a panic, and honestly took Clemont and ran towards the castle area.

…

In the back garden of the castle, a group of tauren warriors were being watched curiously by the castle guards.

For them, the tauren warriors were too powerful and tall. Even if they knew they were friendly forces, most of the guards were still a little afraid.

But there are some guards who don't think so, especially the knights under Xi Wei. In their opinion, if they can go to the battlefield with such powerful teammates in the future, they will have more chances of survival.

So they quickly started chatting familiarly with a group of tauren warriors.

"Hey! Big guy, can you let me feel your muscles? They look, um... really explosive!"

"Of course! Human friend, you are so discerning. I am the strongest tauren in our tribe!"

"Maybe we can have a chance to see who can pee farther!"

"Hahaha……"

…

It's different from the happy atmosphere over there.

Xi Wei was angrily scolding his newly appointed captain of the castle guard, Gudebai.

Gudebai stood in front of Xi Wei with a frustrated look on his face. He lowered his head and looked at his toes, his head covered with big beads of sweat.

As the captain of the castle guard, he already realized something was wrong when he discovered that everyone was spreading rumors.

Sure enough, before he could shut the mouths of his men one by one, the lord had already come over and scolded him.

"... Along the way, I have heard no less than ten versions. Now I have been chopped into three pieces by the tauren warriors. If I wait until I reach the training ground, will I have been cooked and eaten by the tauren? Meat? Huh?"

"This is because you failed to restrain your soldiers. I punish you by washing the underwear and socks of your soldiers for a month. Do you have any objections?"

Goodbye's face turned green when he heard this. The dogs under his command were sweating from training all day long. In addition, they wore socks and underwear for six days in a row until they were swollen, and they only took a shower on the seventh day. Wash during your break.

You don’t even need to think about the smell on it to know that it is very spicy to the eyes. The most important thing is that there are quite a few people under his command, more than thirty people!

But does he dare to refuse the Lord's words? He didn't dare.

So Goodbye could only nod with a sad face and said:

"I will obey your will, Lord, and I will accept my punishment."

There was a roar of joy from the surrounding guards, who could go a month without washing their smelly socks and underwear! It's just that they didn't notice their captain Gudebai's livid face and cruel expression.

Let’s not talk about how these guards will be dealt with by Goodbye in the subsequent training, because Clemon has already found them under the leadership of the guards.

When he saw Xi Wei surrounded by the crowd, even though he had always believed that nothing would happen to the lord, he still breathed a sigh of relief. Then he set his searching eyes on the group of tauren warriors who were chatting happily with the guards.

"Hi! Clemont, you're here just in time. Let me introduce our new partner to you."

Sivey stood beside Baine Bloodhoof and waved to Clemont.

"This is Baine Bloodhoof, a powerful tauren chieftain. These are his followers. Now they will follow me and fight for the Eagle Land."

Then Sivey pointed at Clemont, and then said to Bain Bloodhoof:

"This is Clemont, my bodyguard, a veteran earth knight. I think you will get along very well!"

Clemont looked at the mighty Tauren chief in front of him in surprise, and said in admiration:

"Welcome to join the Eagle Territory, we will be colleagues fighting side by side from now on."

In fact, what Clemont was more curious about was where the lord recruited these powerful tauren warriors, and how they were able to bring them into Winter Castle without even him noticing.

"Lord, he is getting more and more unfathomable." Clemont praised in his heart, his admiration for Xiwei has reached its peak.

"Thank you! Mighty warrior! You can always leave your back to the tauren of the Bloodhoof clan!"

Baine Bloodhoof also responded politely to the old knight in front of him, and the tauren warriors behind him also followed suit and shouted "Huha".

He looked down at Clemont with respect and fighting intent in his eyes. Bain Bloodhoof felt amazing power from this old knight who had not yet reached his waist.

…

After Xiwei settled the minotaurs, he returned to the castle area. He did not forget that the little maid Loli was still unconscious in his room.

As soon as Xiwei opened the door to her room, she found that Loli had woken up and was about to get out of bed in a panic.

When Luo Li heard the noise, her whole body trembled, like a frightened little animal, she subconsciously wanted to shrink back.

But when she discovered that the person who came in was Xi Wei, surprise appeared on her face, but it was quickly replaced by panic.

"Owner!"

Loli didn't even have time to put on her shoes, so she staggered into Xiwei's arms. She held Xiwei's arm and said with fear on her face.

"Master! There are monsters in the castle, big and scary monsters, and Loli has just reached their knees!"

"Let's run away, master. If we encounter monsters on the road, throw Loli to them, and then master will take the opportunity to run away!"

Loli gestured as she spoke, holding Xiwei's hand and about to run out, but Xiwei pulled her back and held her in her arms.

Xiwei couldn't help but look at the anxious girl with a smile on her face, and her heart was full of warmth and touch.

Even if she encounters danger, the first person Luo Li thinks of is him.

Many people will talk about loyalty, but when the critical moment comes, they will push you behind your back.

Everything that happened now has shown his status in Loli's heart.

He looked at Luo Li's delicate red lips, felt itchy in his heart, and pretended to be frightened:

"I don't know if there are monsters in the castle, but now I am a monster, and I will eat you!"

"Well--"

Loli was stunned. Before she could speak, Xiwei had already hugged her slender waist, lowered his head and kissed her on the mouth.

Loli was held softly in Xiwei's arms. Her mind went blank without any struggle. A blush rose on her face, and then her whole body began to turn slightly red.

The expression on her face was a little confused, her eyes were looking at Xiwei charmingly and confused, and her two delicate arms subconsciously hugged his neck.

She is willing.

Gradually, the girl got over the initial discomfort. She stood on tiptoes, tried her best to raise her little face, responded to Xiwei's kiss, and hugged her tighter and tighter, as if to rub herself into Xiwei's body.