"Tourist guide——"
"Two bears?!"
In the last scene.
There are also scenes of a bald man forcing a blind date and failing repeatedly. Not many people like him, just like a microcosm of many people.
Plus other experiences, he is a real loser in life.
Even weaker than ordinary people
"This bald guy is strong……"
Back to the topic, in fact, according to normal people’s thinking.
In a normal world.
It is normal for ordinary people to be frightened by ferocious animals like bears.
It's a ferocious beast that would scare everyone.
After all, what is the power of a bear?
That means you can kill a 300-pound red deer with just a wave of your claws!
Use all your strength to bite off the wild boar's spine!
The existence that can smash the head of a wild wolf with one palm!
The speed is even faster, with an average speed of 56 kilometers per hour!
The defense power is also amazing!
Even a tiger can break through the defense in a short time!!!
But key.
This is for ordinary people.
This is a light curtain.
Can ordinary people be able to use light curtains?
Although the Pig Man in the new season behaves a little childishly, his combat effectiveness is still in place.
This Pig Man is underage. young age.
Young as a child.
But this little bald Qiang— looks like he’s grown up, right?
Not to mention weak.
Why, why is it so miserable?
Blind dates have failed many times -
Nobita has Shizuka after all.
After all, Pigman has a Feifei.
Add up and down and you get this...
On the contrary, it makes people sympathize.
The last one was to help the old lady cross the road.
Nothing to say about this.
It's positive energy.
But the other two bears at the end were even more inferior and weak than the Pig Man in the new season.
A big guy who is even afraid of bugs?
"Bald Qiang seems to be a reflection of reality for many people"
"In fact, logically speaking, it is normal"
"Who wouldn’t be timid when encountering such a thing?"
"I have the heart to punish evil and promote good, but I don’t have the ability to punish evil and promote good."
"No moral kidnapping!"
"As for the heavy wood, I think it’s normal that normal people can’t lift it."
"But isn’t this TOP4? ?"
"What was his S1 season like?"
"This world seems very ordinary. In this environment, I really can't imagine that an honest person has reached his peak in the past. Could he be very rich?"
There are different opinions among the creatures in the animation world.
But the one that has the biggest response has to be the Bear Infested Plane!!.........
"What?!"
"What's all this?!"
"Is that a bald guy? It’s so funny, then who are these two ugly monsters? ?"
The plane where bears appear, the time and space of lumberjacks.
Xiong Er stared at the picture with silly round eyes. While crying at the ugly scene, he also laughed stupidly!
There were veins on Xiong's big forehead - there was a twitching at the corner of his mouth. He twitched, feeling helpless, and immediately clenched his fists!
"Xiong Er, you are so stupid, this is us!!"
He threw a punch!!
There was a bang.
Xiong Er turned around in a circle, with little stars on his head, but quickly shook his head and came back to his senses!
Then he suddenly realized that he was angry!——
"What? ?"
"It's us, how can we be afraid of bugs!"
"There are little bugs, why don't you go around them? ?"
"It's really not possible to trample him to death."
He was puzzled.
Xiong Da was too lazy to talk to him. He just put his chin with one hand and began to think.
"S1 season?"
"Are we from the future? Bald Qiang is also there"
"But looking at her, and her appearance, she is obviously smaller, more immature, and younger."
It's only right to say it's in the past.
But they didn't look like this in the past.
"Xiong Da, he is always aggrieved and hides in Xiong Er's arms? ?!"
"A human ejected Xiong Er several meters away! ?"
At the same time - this also confused Luotou and the others.
What's going on?
He's becoming more timid?
He's getting weaker?
And when did Bald Qiang become so kind and amiable?
"It's too much."
Xiong Da also reacted,"What a genius, he just flicked Xiong Er away with one finger! ?"
"When did Xiong Er become so weak?"
That doesn't look very powerful.
On the other side,
Bald Qiang almost got excited and threw the chainsaw!!
"I am bald and strong, I am bald and strong, and I am also on the list——"
"Wait, tour guide?!"
"Could this be me in future time and space?"
"Will I be a tour guide in the future? ?!"
His body stiffened for a moment..........
"It’s time to look for it again"
"If we talk about Doraemon, like this bald guy, then Nobita is Big Bear II."
"Daxiong's name is Xiong"
"Their personalities are quite similar to those of these two bears. Is this fate?"
Doraemon's plane.
Doraemon touched his head. It was also smooth, just like Bald Qiang.
"What are you talking about, Doraemon."
Nobita scratched his head.
Then he paid serious attention. This bald Qiang came here and wanted to see more of the life that belongs to adults..........
"What a mistake"
"This bald guy has nothing to do with the boss, but these two bears——"
"It's related to the Stone-Armored Bear."
"Boss, these two bears can be on the big screen, I believe you still have a chance!!"
Pig Man's plane.
Poppy thought of the Stone-Armored Bear, and immediately associated it with Superman in a very far-fetched way.
Superman snorted.
He shook his empty wrist, glanced at Pig Man, and then looked back.
Feeling The light curtain is so fucking sad!
Just as soon as his [Earth Spirit Lock] disappeared, didn’t this reveal a scar?.......
"Honesty, integrity, kindness"
"He seems to be a decent person, the same person as Rainbow Cat and Pig Man."
"Then these two bears are very likely to be bad guys."
The plane of Sheriff Black Cat.
The plane of Sheriff Biscuit.
The plane of Moore Manor.
Black Cat, Sheriff Biscuit, and the former Knight Commander Uncle Bodhi.
These represent people of justice.
They have a good impression of Bald Qiang. , Such people are weak and self-aware and will not cause trouble.
They understand that once they become strong, they will make great achievements..Final summary: A submissive and submissive adult. But he can see his good character. If he is given a chance, he will definitely punish evil. You see. This bald man was strong in the past, so he probably won’t be much worse.
.........
Bear infested plane, guide time and space
"That, that's my son!!"
"My son is up there and has left the country!"
"Ha ha.......Qiang Dad, you used to be a lumberjack, but your son has become a tour guide?"
"but——"
"This performance, tsk tsk, no wonder I can’t find a partner."
"Don't say that, at least help the old lady cross the road"
"At such an old age, he still looks like a little kid. Today’s society laughs at the poor but not at prostitutes. How much does a tour guide cost? Don't use your brain too much to make money……"
Bald Qiang’s hometown.
Qiang’s father’s eyes widened when he saw his son whom he hadn’t seen for a long time!
Very excited - but a few neighbors.
Especially the neighbors who were farther away began to whisper.
Their son, who had just returned home, had little respect for Bald Qiang's profession.
At the same time, in another research institute.
Tian Tianwei is sitting on an ergonomic chair with his legs crossed on the table.
"Yo? ?"
"Isn’t this a bald head?"
"That tour guide."
That guy in the way - he recalled.
The tour guide who hindered him from catching animals.
If it weren't for luck and the help of those animals, he wouldn't be worthy of being his opponent.
Why let his deeds go?
"Still ranked fourth"
"Even he can play it, so I must be among them, right?"
"But the gap between this and that Pig Man is too big."
An ordinary, good old man, a guardian - a guy who always yells not to hurt animals, such a soft-footed shrimp.
Haha.......
One-on-one situation.
He can crush with confidence.
Even if there can be some changes, the past was a little different, but how different can it be?
He couldn't figure it out anyway
"Could it be that what Light Screen is mainly about is not him, but these two bears?"
But there's nothing outstanding about these two bears.
"Um! ?"
On the street.
The man who took the apples without paying, the golden chain uncle, suddenly stopped the bald Qiang who was about to leave,"Ouch!!"
"Isn't this you? ?"
He opened his eyes wide.
Looked up - and then looked down.
Then, he sneered mercilessly and subconsciously patted Bald Qiang's bald head.
There was a crackling sound.——
"Your name is Bald Qiang! ?"
"Yoho"
"So weak"
"My figure is exactly the same as yours. It matches well."
"There must be something special about it to be played by this light curtain, right?"
He was halfway through speaking.
His words got stuck.
Because he forgot an extremely important thing!!
His extraordinary power has not yet been released.
At the same time, a new paragraph appeared on the light screen..........
【There are 21 seconds left before Bald Qiang in the S1 season.——】
【Counting down, 20.....19.....18.....】
In the animation world of the world, under the curious eyes, the video that gave them their first impression began to be played.
Good old man, bald and strong.........
【Guang Qiqiang]
Slow and melodious BGM sounded, cutting directly to a scene
『"I have a bald head and a naturally good-looking person!"』
『In front of a fallen tree, a man wearing a farmer's cotton hat and a more mature face had a big nose and a bald head.』
『Speaking loudly』
『soft smile』
『Holding the saw in his right hand, he picked up his hat with his right finger, gestured with scissor hands, and raised his eyebrows, exuding an aura of harmlessness.』
『"Kind eyebrow!"』
『"Good eyes!"』.........
·· ········Asking for flowers····· ·······
『"Boom!!"』
·· ········Asking for flowers····· ·······
『"Is he a bald man?!"'
Then there was a new scene - two people from the 'relevant departments', who looked like bears, approached Bald Qiang and questioned him.
Bald Qiang, who was wearing a vest, also opened the door immediately..
His facial expressions immediately became very rich.
He spread his hands and answered honestly.
His words were sincere and convincing!
『"My little brother』
『"But I didn’t steal, chop down trees, or poach. I didn’t do anything."』........
"This is the past. Is the tour guide bald? He is quite cheerful."
"They are all hit by life"
"Why would anyone ask?"
"Such a good old man must have been framed."
Outside of the video - people in the animation world saw this more 'older' bald Qiang with a completely different dressing style.
He made exaggerated movements and said more frivolous words.
This was his second impression.
He was very cheerful before, but the next moment, his thoughts were all frozen!........
『"Ah ha ha ha!!!!"』
『on a road』
『A blue pickup truck was speeding, the dashboard index soared, and the wind howled!!!』
『The bald man held on to the steering wheel!』
『Holding the wine bottle with one hand, he looked up to the sky and drank gracefully, closing his eyes and enjoying it very much.』
『Don't look at the road ahead at all——』
『Who cares about the elderly?』
『What is that thing that suddenly rushed out from the front? ?』
『"One cigarette makes you feel more energetic"』
『in forest clearing』
『The bald Qiang, who was wearing a safety helmet, leaned against a"no smoking" [warning sign], took a few mouthfuls, and threw it to the side.』
........ 0 0
........ 0 0
『"boom——!!!"』
『Then the cigarette butt lit up the grass nearby, and then the fire began to spread suddenly!!』
『Within a few seconds, the entire forest burned instantly!』
『The raging fire swept a large amount of smoke and blasted towards the sky!!』
『If it is not controlled, the entire Gou Xiong Ridge will burn to the ground and even be destroyed further away!!』
『Two bears, one yellow and one red, stood by the flames with their backs exposed, staring blankly.』
『At a loss what to do, looking very helpless』.......
『"Bang bang bang!!"』
『The sound of footsteps came』
『on a stage』
『A man in formal clothes was standing upright and answering the phone』
『Sudden——』
『The bald Qiang, who was wearing an ammunition jacket, ran several times continuously, holding a wooden stick, and jumped, smashing him to death!!』
『No mercy at all!!』
『"ah——"』
『A scream』
『However, what follows is a wanton smile, a triumphant smile.』.......
『This time the bald man is strong』
『Appearing in the wooden house, in front of him was an iron cage with a black and white bear in it.』
『"Ah ha ha!"』
『"As long as you sell this panda, you will definitely get a lot of money!!!"』
The scene changes!!
Lifting the panda with both hands, he ran to a special exchange and threw it right in!!
Then a lot of green banknotes floated out!!.......
『"If the house is gone, you can build it again, but if the bear is gone, then it is really gone, hahaha!"』
『"Tax evasion?"』
『"Do you still want to defeat me with this little trick?!"』
『"Officer Xiong (Xiong Er), here is one hundred thousand! Rights, hehe, aren’t they all in your hands? ?"』
『"Last year we evaded one million in taxes, and we have to do it again this year!!"』
『"No cutting allowed? Not allowed to cut down trees?! Then can I just uproot it?!!!!"』
『"Even a police car was brought? Take the same shot——!!!"』
『"This dinosaur fossil……"』
『"Take out the terracotta warriors and horses and sell them for some money, and I'll make a fortune!!!"』
『"Hey, I'm a bald guy, please bring me some more ammunition. I've run out of bullets last time."』
『"Yes, just get a few hundred boxes this time, bullets, mines, grenades, whatever the latest weapons are.——"』
『"Send them all up!!!""
In the picture -
Bald Qiang releases himself more and more, and his aura becomes more and more arrogant!
He interprets his arrogance vividly!
He sets fire to the forest, evades taxes, sells rare animals, transports cultural relics, and engages in... Arms!
Put the female bear in a cage and shock her!!!
The edited scenes show him smiling nonchalantly, holding a gun and covering his hands with ammunition.
Then he turned around.
When he turned around again
, he had already changed his outfit, wearing a suit and leather shoes, wearing sunglasses, which was very cool..........
Don't wait for others to react.
Don’t wait for the reactions from the rest of the animation world.
Bear infested plane, guide time and space - in front of a shop on the street.
The man with the gold chain looked a little mechanically at the bald man next to him, and then two strings of snot flowed from his nostrils. this moment.
The air was eerily still.义义.
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