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When Xianyun is entangled in the bride price,

The Lord of the Walnut Hall walked over and said hello.

"Yo, new faces. "

By the way, I don't forget to promote a wave of afterlife.

"The first time you come to the Birthhall to enjoy a 7% discount, you can also buy it for relatives and friends, and the second monument is half price. "

"It's a good deal. "

Xianyun coughed lightly:

"However, this immortal is not a true monarch who borrows the wind and clouds, but is just an ordinary person. It's just a casual life for more than a thousand years. "

"Wow, you must be an immortal, come to my house later. It just so happened that Xiao Shangxian was also there. "

There was starlight in Hu Tao's eyes.

"This kid is so talented and intelligent that he can see at a glance that I am an immortal, I must have immortal roots, and I am a good seedling for cultivating immortals. "

Xianyun was surprised,

He is full of praise for Hu Tao.

Shenhe and Ganyu on the side muttered quietly.

"According to Master, it won't be long before all the people of Liyue will enter the Immortal Cultivation Era. "

"The master may have her own intentions in doing this. "

Ganyu whispered in response.

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What, do you still have regular customers?

Zhenjun: It's broken, it's coming at me.

This immortal is not borrowing the true monarch of the wind and clouds, but the true monarch of the flowing clouds and the wind.

She may not be able to die when you are old, my dear!

Other Immortals: There's always a bad premonition.

This thing doesn't want to bring new friends, right?

"I'm Not an Emperor"

"Borrowing the Wind to Stay in the Clouds", "Ordinary People", "Live for More Than a Thousand Years Casually"

A guilty person gives himself away by conspicuously protesting his innocence.

"Is it possible that you revealed it in your own words?"

Suddenly, it occurred to me, Yamamoto, I am your ancestor.

Nahida: Come to my house

"I am Lu "Eight Ninety Zero" Xun is not Zhou Shuren

The coffin in my house is quite large, so I go straight to sleep when I am tired of playing.

Hu Tao: Old man Zhong, come and knock one for Liuyun to borrow the wind Zhenjun.

Zhongli: Then this child is also yours, and I will take care of her in the Death Hall first.

"The fungus must have her serious illness if she does this"

Hu Tao: No, if everyone lives a long life, what kind of business will I do?

This sentence just reminded me of someone, and someone came.

Star Dome Train.

"The name of the Dead Hall doesn't sound like a good place, so it doesn't feel weird, especially when it's being sold. "

The more I think about March 7, the stranger it becomes.

Just by looking at the name,

It's like a temple of faith.

But this girl named Hu Tao is still promoting the Hall of the Dead,

This is clearly a shop.

And then I looked at the comments,

I vaguely felt that the afterlife hall should be related to the funeral,

Combined with Hu Tao's promotional slogan just now,

It's very weird.

If this is really a funeral home,

Come up and give people a 7% discount,

2nd half price,

Is this cursing people to death?

"This should be a funeral home, right?"

Walter's face was similarly strange.

He's seen a lot of strange things these years,

It is the first time that funeral services can be promoted to others,

Not to mention that the other side should come down.

For a while, I couldn't tell if there was something wrong with the little girl named Hu Tao.

Or the immortal named Xianyun,

The brain is not normal.

......

St. Freya.

"How does the name of the Hall of the Dead sound like a funeral home, is it really good to promote this kind of service in front of people?"

Himekobetsu soon discovered the business scope of the Afterlife Hall.

She felt that her brain couldn't keep up with the circuits of people in the other world,

One dares to ask and the other dares to respond.

If this were in their world,

Just go to someone and sell this kind of service,

Guaranteed to be beaten half to death.

Even promoting health supplements is better than promoting this insurance.

"Is it possible that this is their custom there?"

Kiana asked stupidly.

Holding a funeral, although it depends on local customs, but rushing people to die should not be considered a custom. "

Mei felt that Kiana's words were extremely amazing.

"But when I look at other people, they don't seem to be interested in that little girl's promotion, they seem to be very familiar, have they all purchased this kind of service?"

Kiana said, pointing to the travelers and others on the light curtain.

"Ahh

Himeko couldn't refute it.

Kiana said that there is indeed nothing wrong with it,

When the little girl was promoting this kind of service,

The people around him turned out to be calm,

It's as if we knew this was going to happen.

But what she couldn't understand was that

Why would an immortal buy such a service?

......

on the light curtain.

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The screen turns.

"Let me introduce, this is my guest Zhongli. Just call him a bell. "

Hu Tao pulled Zhongli and enthusiastically introduced it to everyone.

"Zhongli...... Hey, the emperor ......."

Ganyu's eyes widened suddenly.

"Little Bell......?"

Xianyun is even more called by the walnut to be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside,

Stunned on the spot.

I saw Hu Tao patting Zhongli's shoulder meaningfully:

"Xiao Zhong, do you have to give Xianyun Zhenjun a kowtow in terms of seniority?"

"No, no!"

As soon as this statement came out,

Several people shook their heads.

Especially Xiao,

Of these people, he shook his head the most.

Yingda walked generously in front of Xianyun,

"Then I'll knock first, I'll knock one for my mother-in-law. "

"No, no. "

Shenhe and Ganyu refused.

Yingwei laughed and looked at the two of them directly.

"Then you knock me first, and I will get engaged to your master. "

"Against the sky. "

The three masters and apprentices said in unison.

Xiao on the side suddenly spoke:

"Last year, Mr. Zhongli knocked me down. I'll give Mr. Zhongli one back today. "

Don't give anyone else a chance to react at all,

Xiao quickly knelt down in front of Zhongli and snorted heavily.

"It's the other way around, you guys are going to lose their lives!"

Hu Tao couldn't help it.

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Xianyun: Polite, polite, Zhongli: Where, where.

"Xiao Zhong, go, get my clothes"

Qingxin: Although you don't have to eat me every day, you still say that this is a high-end game.

Come, Xiao Zhong, give Liyue the whole life to the immortals.

Ganyu: Little Bell... The emperor must have his own intentions in doing this.

The elders kowtow to the juniors, either losing their lives or their lives.

It's the opposite!

For Xiao, it has already scored 2 degrees.

Well, but Ganyu didn't know that Zhongli was the emperor.

The mother-in-law also accepted it, and the mother and daughter were directly three.

Only then did I find out how big Shenhe was.

Hu Tao: Although Shuyu is young, he is also a disciple of the Immortal Family, come, Xiao Zhong, give Shuyu a kowtow.

Yaoyao is young, but she is also an immortal disciple, knocking one.

Chongyun exorcism family, to keep one safe, you have to knock one.

Xingqiu Xingchivalrous righteousness, going down to the abyss with the master of the hall, has a lot of contributions, and he has to knock one.

You never give money to eat at Xiangling's place, you should give Xiangling a [doge]

After that day, Liyue's entire lifespan was halved.

The business of the Dead Life Hall is booming.

The program is reserved every year, Hu Tao meets the immortal, pulls him to the hall as a guest, come, Zhong Keqing, kowtow to this immortal, but in fact, smart as Hu Tao should have guessed that it was an immortal, but he may not have guessed that it was an immortal head [laughing and crying].

This walnut may be a joyful believer.

Understood, it turned into fireworks in the crashing iron.

Hu Tao is wise and foolish, last year's Lantern Festival also said that he felt that Zhongli had an identity, but if he was as smart as the hall master, he would definitely not guess that the guest she recruited was the Emperor of the Rock King, and the emperor also liked Hu Tao, and many occasions appeared as a "father and daughter", and many small interactions were very loving, plus Director Peng and Diandian, hey, hey, MHY is too good.

Hu Tao invited the five gods to the restaurant for dinner, and Hu Tao said: Friends here, let's give the eldest Xiao Shangxian a knock [doge]

The secret chamber of Ningguang.

Ying was satisfied and pulled Yelan out.

She still looks alive.

This is bitter Yelan,

The whole person's mental malaise is even worse than just now.

However, this is only a small effort for Ying.

After all, Yelan, who took on the role of her mother, has already experienced the happiness of the above crimes.

But Ying has just begun to experience the joy of the following crimes.

Yelan's whole body was trembling.

She just heard that Ying still wanted to continue,

The whole person is about to collapse,

Incontinence on the spot.

She's really a fish on a chopping board now,

The lamb to the slaughter is at the discretion of the traveler.

Where did the weak and helpless traveler go yesterday?

Today, this queen-like traveler,

It made her feel strange.

"Mommy~ It's a long night, don't worry, I'll take good care of you. "

With a faint smile on her face,

But in Yelan's opinion, (read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

That's the smile of the devil,

It's chilling.

"I still have a task to do......"

"Oh?"

Ying said to Ningguang not far away:

"I think Yelan should be given a few days off. "

"I'm fine. "

Ningguang lazily supported his body,

"It's a pity, Keqing didn't come, she must have never seen this kind of scene. "

Ningguang still misses Keqing,

It would certainly be rewarding for a strong woman like this to be defeated...

"Speaking of which, Keqing is still working at a high intensity these days, which is really distressing. "

Ningguang stretched his waist,

The beautiful figure is vividly displayed.

At this time, Ying noticed the light curtain.

"Is that Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun......?"

Ying opened her mouth slightly,

Unexpectedly, after Liuyun Zhenjun became an adult,

It's so elegant and easy-going.

I really want her to wear a teacher's professional O1 costume,[]

Let's have a hearty study.

"Ganyu's cheongsam is also good. "

Ningguang nodded.

She imagined for a moment that the scene of the three masters and apprentices being wiped out in one fell swoop, which seemed to be good.

"Well, I'm not smart at all. "

Ying pursed her lips,

"Such a big mecha figure, how can it only sell 1,000 rough stones? And Liuyun borrowing wind Zhenjun is definitely not bad money, if it is deducted from the bride price, then I will directly sell 100,000 rough stones, thinking about it, isn't it true that Zhenjun has earned it." "

"Then you better save your worries, an immortal like Xianyun has already gotten rid of low-level interests, and I guess I don't look down on you. "

Ningguang felt that these immortals were high up and should not be obsessed with the world.

In this way, it is most reliable to turn Shenhe in.

"Ahh "

Ying pointed to Ganyu, who was sleeping soundly, and said.

“...... She was an accident. "

......

After watching this video,

Su Ming deliberately went to station P to find some pictures of idle clouds.

It's a pity he didn't find the picture he was looking for.

Most of the pictures at station p are drawn 1 to 1 of Xianyun.

But what he wants is to wear professional clothes,

The thighs are wrapped in black silk,

Stepping on the red background patent leather heels of idle clouds.

But it's normal to think about it,

The time for Xianyun to come out is not too long,

I can only wait a little longer.

Then keep brushing.

"Crash Collapse Kindergarten: Little Grexiu "Grows Up"

When the name of this title was learned by people in the former civilization, they always felt that there was a sense of impropriety.

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"The world...... It's not rosy at all!"

The camera focuses on a white-haired little Lori,

She wears a knight's belt around her waist,

The mouth said the words of the incomparably middle two.

Another purple-haired little Lori broke into the camera,

With a sword in hand,

Waved at the white-haired little Lori:

"Drink! I will fall into the darkness and return you to the light. "

And sitting behind the two Loli are Kiana and Meiyi.,

The two of them looked at Lori in front of them,

The eyes are full of maternal love.

"By the way, Mei Yi, the captain and the great aunt plan to make Raven the head of the kindergarten. "

"It's fitting that she's here. "

Mei Yi doesn't have any opinion on this,

But she asked more:

"Wait a minute, where is the location of the kindergarten?"

"It seems to be on a small island, after all, Luna 4.1 is in a special situation. Choose a more secluded place. "

Kiana thought for a moment and said.

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Ark's will to destroy this imperfect world.

Saving: The island blew up, and our daughters were all gone!!

Embrace the darkness and turn it into light, and I will cut through the darkness across the light.

Why do you all follow your mother like this?

Captain: My daughter is playing with my drive?

Greshua: The stars, shining Susana here: This blow, through the stars.

I'm going to crash into the kitchen for a full meal for you.

Mei Yi: I'm familiar with this.

If you're going to play like that, then I'm going to say: kindergarten is dangerous.

This can be regarded as atonement, after all, parole is the only way, and for the members of the World Serpent, this is already very good.

Trivia, the name Kiana is taken from Luna, the goddess of moonlight, and was given to her by Teresa, the godmother. (This is a bit cold, at least it takes more than five years of old players to know, sigh!

Luna (1unar) Moon.

The island explodes with crows.

Why does the island fly?

The island raven explodes

I feel like Cocolia is a better fit

Luna, Kipo's daughter? Isn't that going to have to be a Thoma?

"Ahhhh

When Kiana saw Mei Yi's child,

I feel like my heart is about to be cute.

But then I thought that this child was not her and Mei's child,

Suddenly I felt that my chest was full of sorrow.

"What a lovely child, is Kiana's daughter called Luna? "

Mei Yi was attracted to those two cuties.