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The screen turns.

A figure quickly ran in front of Zhongli, who was shopping,

As I passed by him,

Stuffed a note in his arms.

Zhongli opened the note,

This is a letter.

The content is very interesting:

Friend:

I was caught in Fontaine,

Feel relieved?

I've bought off the guards,

Hurry up and send me 5,000,000 Mora from the Northland Bank,

Go back and double your back.

There is also a small portrait of Childe Bixin in the lower right corner.

Zhongli took the letter and found Hu Tao,

Prepare to ransom people with money.

Hu Tao laughed heartily after reading it:

"Laughing to death, this look is deceptive. "

"What if it's true?"

"Huh?"

Zhongli's unpretentious speech overwhelmed Hu Tao.

But Hu Tao has already thought of a solution.

As soon as the screen turns,

A package was delivered to Fontaine.

Funina looked at the large package full of them,

Heartfelt laughter:

"Hahaha, you kid has something. "

"This one is called Zhongli, it's really easy to fool, hahahaha~"

（thiszhonglireallymyATM）

Travelers are on the sidelines to offer their courtesy:

"Hahahaha, it's five or five points. "

"Yes, I will also make you the High Inquisitor of Fontaine and the Master of the Court of Shadows. "

（newbeenewbeenewnewbee）

Funina swore an assurance.

The empty face smiled, and his throat was clamped:

"Thank you, Lord Water. "

Just as the two of them were happy, a drip sound came from inside the package.

Then the wrapped cloth falls off,

revealed the true face inside,

It is not a golden Mora,

"Three-seven-seven" is a small red backpack,

If you look closely, isn't that just a bouncing bomb?

The smiles of the two froze at this moment.

The bouncing bomb also has a label attached to it:

The hall master said that this one was more useful.

When they read the words on the label,

The bouncing bomb exploded,

The two of them just happened to be affected.

But fortunately, the two of them have tenacious vitality,

There is no danger to life if it is blown up.

Although it is not very hurtful, it is extremely insulting.

Funina's face was full of anger:

"How dare you fool the god of water. "

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If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what if, you are worthy of being an old man

No, the money of the Solstice Country is not blown by the north wind!

"Arrested in Fontaine", "Northland Bank"

It's true, Fontaine really has a branch of the Bank of the Northland.

The emperor was righteous, and the son burst into tears.

laughed at him, and even the two eye colors of the water god were different, and they were all restored

Tartaglia: It's true!!

This is indeed true.

God of Justice

"Translation: This Zhongli is really my ATM"

Isn't there money in the water system, so why do you still rely on fraud?

"Wu Sangui Leads the Qing Army into the Customs"

Only a high-ranking inquisitor was sealed, and it seems that Villette still has some face.

Klee: Send this to Sister Funina.

is worthy of being the master of the hall, and there is no performance to create performance.

Klee: Sister Hu Tao is a saint.

Good guy Hu Tao still has a leg with the arms dealer next door, right?

The god of water was assassinated, and the oil was boiled!

Doesn't it evaporate (bushi)

Liyue.

"I couldn't read the strange letters on the light curtain, but I always felt that it wasn't a good description. "

"But I could tell at a glance that the contents of this note were written by fraudsters. "

Hu Tao gave a thumbs up for his own approach on the light curtain.

A traveler from another world is a bastard.

Unlike Ying, you can't deceive at all,

will even go to pump for her.

It's just that she didn't expect that even the water god who represents justice would commit fraud.

So is the justice of the water god still justice?

"It's a pity, why am I so stupid in that world, why don't I put more bouncing bombs?"

Life is not easy,

Hu Tao sighed,

Seeing that the opportunity to improve performance is at hand,

I didn't grasp myself in another world,

She deserves not to make any money.

"Is it a traveler? You see, if he hadn't been in financial trouble, how would he have tried to lie to me? "

Zhongli looks like a bad person,

Stunned by Hu Tao.

"It's not that Zhongli is not mistaken, he is already like this, how can you still believe that he is a good person?"

Hu Tao doesn't think a person who has married more than thirty wives,

He's a good man.

Such a person should be dragged and shot.

It's better to let Morax and his old man bombard him a few times.

"Travelers must have their own secrets, but they are not easy to express. "

Zhongli still believes in travelers.

He really, I cried to death.

Hu Tao is like a mouthful of old phlegm stuck in the mouth, as uncomfortable as a batch.

Zhongli is still like this,

In the future, she must not be allowed to hang up on the Hall of the Dead.

Zhongli's upper and lower lips touched lightly,

It's possible that the Afterlife Hall has been dry for a year.

Fontaine.

The people of Fontaine saw that they revered the god of water,

People who go to defraud other countries are ashamed.

However, they noticed the yellow-haired boy beside the water god.

"It must be the yellow-haired water god!"

"Yes, it's his righteous Lord Water God, how could he betray justice?"

"The big guys are keeping an eye on it, and if you see this yellow hair, you must report it to Lord Navillette in time. "

"You must not let this guy bewitch Lord Water!"

Classes of people spontaneously organized a popular mobilization,

Never let the yellow hair step into Fontaine.

And after the water god himself saw that he had been deceived, his first reaction was to be angry.

"The hateful Zhongli, the hateful Hutao, dare to deceive the god of water with a bomb!"

Funina's teeth itched.

She was angry for a moment.

So what else can be done?

I didn't see what I said on the barrage,

People are rock gods.

That's a true god,

If I go to her for trouble, will I invite trouble?

So let's forget about it.

But to make a statement,

It's definitely not that I'm afraid of the rock god so I don't trouble him,

I just don't think it's necessary.

Anyway, it's the stupid things that I did in the other world, and it has nothing to do with me at all.

"Then again, doesn't the information about Liyue say that the rock god is dead......?

Funina's eyes lit up,

A possibility came to mind.

This Zhongli can't be a fake rock god, right?

Otherwise, why didn't he show his strength?

Funina felt that her guess would never go wrong,

Zhongli is just a fox and a fake tiger,

It could never be a rock god.

Hmph, if you dare to attack, you will make him defeated.

......

on the light curtain.

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Furious, Funina sent another letter to Zhongli.

The content of the letter could not express the anger in Funina's heart.

Zhongli:

You are suspected of attacking the water god with a bouncing bomb to destroy the Inquisition of Fontaine,

Now I specially order you to pay a fine of 5 million Mora~!!

There is also a small avatar of Funina who is particularly angry underneath.

Zhongli and Hu Tao finished reading.

Hu Tao laughed:

"Haha, it must have been blown up. "

"What if it's true?"

"This is too fake, is it still the god of water? I might as well believe that you are the Lord of the Rock. "

Hu Tao was speechless,

I really don't know what Zhongli thinks,

It would be so naïve.

So she decided to return the gift in person,

This time, the fraudsters learned a full lesson.

Soon, Funina and Sora received a "fine".

It's a golden rare treasure chest,

The exterior is magnificent, but the contents are definitely more precious.

"Hahaha, you kid is really witty. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hey, hey, hey, that's what you do. "

（nevergottaletyoudown)

The empty face rubbed his little hands attentively.

"Haha, open it and divide the spoils~!"

Funa couldn't wait to open the treasure chest.

Just touched the box,

The treasure chest opens automatically,

A bunch of ghosts scurryed out,

The frightened Funina's eyes popped out,

Tears flowed.

"Ahhhh!!h

"I'm so angry!!Catch me this one named Zhongli!!"

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Alien gods can judge.

I thought it would be a summons from the Court of Fontaine.

provoked people who shouldn't be messed with, and the sky moved.

The bomb wounded the piano to the door.

How can you use Fontaine's sword to behead Liyue's officials?

Haha, Hall Master, you guessed right, it's not a real water god.

"If Cao Cao is Cao Mengde, Lu Xun is still Zhou Shuren"

If you say, there is no possibility that he is the king of rock.

Klee: Let's settle the arms bill first.

It's over, as soon as I hear this sentence, my CPU is going to explode, do I believe in the god of water, or I believe in the king of rock.

Emote Guidance: Anilu Perona Sucrose.

In ancient times, there was Wusupu playing with sugar, and now there is a rock god playing with the god of water.

The policeman Shu Huang is the one who stole the girl's heart.

Tears flowed down the water, Lord God.

It's really dirty, it's really spoiled..........

There is really a lot of water in the water god (bushi)

"I dare to judge even the gods of foreign countries"

Enerel also has this expression, but in combination with a gift box and a scary toy, this is Sucrose.

Traveler: That's ten rough stones, you're scared.

Stupid Funina.

Emote Coaches: Anilu, Perona, Sucrose, Usopp.

The girl is good-looking.

Star Dome Train.

"This water god is so weak. He also calls himself a god, so it can't be just a literal amount of water, right?"

March 7 complained.

I feel that the power of this water god is not as good as the little boy who ascended the god I saw at that time.

It's really handsome to look like a mech, okay.

"Maybe she has other special abilities. You can't judge a person's strength just by their appearance. "

To be cautious, Walter didn't say it so deadly.

But since it is a god of a nation,

Then her strength will definitely not be weak.

"I think she's just just stupid, and she doesn't have any special abilities, if stupid counts as ability. "

The stars have their own opinions.

A cute and idiot girl like this,

You can only watch from a distance, and you can't play with it.

After all, it is a crime to "hit" an idiot.

"But the wave of beauty he performed just now is quite good. "

Star was amused by the appearance of the frightened Funinga.

“...... I take back what I just said, maybe he's a false god. "

Walter was slightly embarrassed.

What about the gods who said they were good?

As a result, that's it?

Are you sure you're not here to be funny?

However, it is worth noting that even the other world has English?

An English letter was also deliberately pasted.

That's the English translation of this.

I don't know what they say or what they mean,

I always feel weird.

"Eh~ By the way, isn't this empty the scumbag who married more than 30 wives? Now it seems that he is really not a good person. "

March seven willow eyebrows upside down,

Attacked the scum behavior of the air.

Not only deceive the feelings of the girl,

He even deceived the gods of one country to deceive the people of another country,

What a bad guy had to come up with.

Isn't there a sense of guilt?

"If I meet him, I will give him a baseball bat to let him know what it means to be sober in the world. "

Xing said indignantly.

......

Liyue.

"I didn't expect this group of guys to give up and send the letter over again, don't you really have a long memory?"

After Hu Tao saw Funina send another letter,

Not to mention how happy it is,

In this way, I should be able to do my best in the other world.

It's not a pity that a fraudster like this dies.

can not only deal with disasters,

and can increase business,

There are not many opportunities like this.

The truth is also as Hu Tao expected,

Gave Funina a super gift.

No matter how you say this gift, you have to scare a person to death.

Hu Tao admits that she underestimated Funina's mental capacity,

5.7 I didn't expect to be so strong,

I wasn't scared to death,

It seems that the opportunity to expand business in a foreign country is gone.

"It seems that travelers really have something unspeakable, otherwise they wouldn't use this way to cheat money. "

Zhongli said with a serious face.

The green tendons on the walnut head jumped violently,

But I endured it.

As a junior, you shouldn't point fingers at your elders.

Why is Zhongli's brain circuit so weird?

This is a complete fraud.

Hu Tao didn't bother to explain so much,

casually complained:

"If he really touches it, then why don't he brush the flowers? Why do you want to cheat here? It's not so difficult to earn 5 million Mora at his speed, it's just a few tubes of stamina. "

Hmph, the fallen traveler is not worthy of her redemption with Mora.

On the other side, Shenhe once again came to the tea room on the rock.

Yesterday he came once,

was told that Yelan was out on a mission,

Shenhe looked lost,

I had to go back the way I came,

Wait for Yelan to come back.

She has good news to tell Yelan.

But not surprisingly,

This time she still hit a wall.

Yelan is not there again.

"Where did Yelan go on a mission?

Shenhe asked.

"We don't know about this, Lord Yelan has always been elusive, and you don't know the nature of his work, so don't embarrass us, okay?"

The staff smiled bitterly,

The attitude is very respectful.

"Then I'll find it myself. "

Shenhe walked out of the Yanshang tea room full of vitality,

Then go around to the back of the house,

Just about to climb over the wall to get in,

I saw Yelan who came out of the wall, and the two looked at each other.

Yelan: "......"

Shenhe: "......".