We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?

Chapter 94 Lao Tzu Shu Dao Mountain!

‘This is so damn handsome! ’

‘What kind of crazy game is this? Where is the morality, where is the bottom line, where is the trial version, and where is the official version? ’

‘Your mother… will definitely live longer than Nanshan Mountain’

‘What drainage channel is curved? ’

‘Put on the enemy’s clothes and bury them’

‘Be careful in the next life, my forty-meter sword is not easy to handle’

‘Isn’t this game about random killing? ’

‘It’s getting bad. Once this promotional video comes out, the scalpers’ ancestral graves will start to smoke.’

'At first I thought that stick game was quite good, but now it seems like, tsk tsk...'

'Being pushed to the ground and beaten...'

‘Hahahahahahaha I just checked the external network, and the neon netizens have already started celebrating the Descendants of the Burning Sun’s attack on the street’

'What a disgrace to you little devil. You know that your baseball hero has no chance of winning the championship, so you go and disgust the next door Goryeo.'

‘I’m going to fucking die laughing’

'The suspense is gone. If PUBG doesn't win the championship, there will be no more Asian Games.'

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...'

‘…’

Exploded!

As soon as this promotional video comes out!

The anchors are crazy, the players are crazy, and the media is crazy.

Shen Miaomiao also exploded!

"What's going on with him meowing?!"

The next day!

Shen Miaomiao got up in the morning, turned on her mobile phone, and was slapped all over her face!

But see you!

The mobile phone push notifications are densely packed, from small black boxes to player bonfires, from Tiantian Travel News to Huaxia E-Sports, and even tabtab, a platform that focuses on mini-games and mobile games, has released push messages about "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds"!

Shen Miaomiao was shocked.

It is true that PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds really caught people's attention at the opening ceremony of the Asian Games five months ago, attracting cheers from countless media players and winning the Most Anticipated Game Award.

Shen Miaomiao was mentally prepared for the explosion of PUBG.

But……

Isn’t this too hot? !

have a look!

Take a look at what these dog-licking media have to say——

Little Black Box: "MFGA is always loud!" PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds - a game that once again refreshes the world's understanding of FPS! 》

Gamer Bonfire: "The suspense of victory or defeat has been lost, players from other countries can already prepare for the PUBG competition"

Tiantian Travel News: "Supernova Burning!" GoldenSam strikes again with a big bang, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has caused an uproar in Asia! 》

Huaxia E-Sports: ""I can't survive a day this week!" - Record of office interview after PUBG broadcast"

Licking, licking like crazy!

Blow, blow with all your might!

Shen Miaomiao's scalp felt numb!

no? Wasn't 25 game promotional videos released at the same time last night? Why are 24 other games now like the fuck out of the competition?

Did Lao Gu take over all those game companies overnight?

Are there reports about PUBG everywhere?

And no one said anything bad about it, they were all wildly touting it!

"he-tui!"

"nausea!"

"Disgusting——!!!"

The shameless bragging behavior of the media made Shen Miaomiao beat her chest!

But fortunately!

Now, this game is really a prototype of a framework!

After going crazy for a while, Shen Miaomiao also knew that there was no hope of reversing the hot reputation, so she could only sigh and comfort herself that she still had the trump card of "poor game quality".

Actually, it can’t be said that the quality of the game is poor.

After all, from project establishment to production completion, Lao Gu and the others only had five months and 50 million yuan.

The slightly weaker game quality is to be expected.

The time is tight, the tasks are heavy and the budget is small.

In addition, at the beginning of the project, I made a big fuss in the project department, which directly deprived Lao Gu of his dignity in the project department and encouraged employees to not work overtime.

Once the people's hearts are dispersed, it will be even harder for Lao Gu's team to lead.

"well……"

Shen Miaomiao sighed guiltily.

Speaking of which, I felt a little bit weird for feeling sorry for Lao Gu.

Obviously he was thinking about the company, but he turned out to be such a badass CEO, always holding back and holding his company back.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao clasped her hands together as if praying and apologizing to Gu Sheng:

"If you want me to lose one million, I will lose one million. This wave will restore blood to the small treasury,"

"We will make a small game in the next part. I will give you the greatest authority, Lao Gu. You can do whatever you want. I will never stop you. I just want to compensate you."

"God bless, I will definitely do it next time, I will definitely do it next time..."

Talk about it for a while!

Shen Miaomiao finally found some psychological comfort for herself, but she was not particularly relieved.

So I set off to the company to see how different the quality of the game's finished product was compared to the promotional video.

She also watched the promotional video of PUBG and had to admit that this thing was indeed very lethal to players.

After all, who can resist the temptation of choosing one from a hundred, stepping on a sea of ​​blood and corpses, and claiming the throne.

but!

Shen Miaomiao also knew that a promotional video for a game was usually not credible.

There are even times when the quality of the promotional video is inversely proportional to the quality of the actual game content.

Because those games need promotional videos to build expectations among players and cool promotional videos to attract sales.

For such a thief like Lao Gu, Shen Miaomiao had no doubt that he would do this.

Even so, the game may suffer criticism from players in a short period of time due to the wrong product.

But as she said before, PUBG is not a one-time deal and will definitely be updated in the future.

After waiting for a week, she got the rebate, and the company also had money to pay overtime pay. When the time comes, let the project department repair it, which can still restore the reputation.

Based on this consideration!

Shen Miaomiao felt that Lao Gu's promotional video would most likely be a "big cake".

"Let me see how many fillings are in this pie..."

While thinking about it, Shen Miaomiao also arrived at the company, pushed the door into the office, took a drink of water, and couldn't wait to push out the somatosensory cabin in her office.

Yes, she has her own somatosensory cabin.

And because she is one of the company's top executives (nonsense), she has the official version of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" in her somatosensory cabin equipment.

Of course, in order to avoid sneaking away, looking at the entire company, only she and Gu Sheng have this official version in their somatosensory cabins.

Try it!

After activating the somatosensory cabin, Shen Miaomiao lay down in it.

laugh--

As the door of the somatosensory cabin was closed and the brainwave synchronization technology was activated, Shen Miaomiao entered the game.

At the beginning, it was a simple face pinching system. Shen Miaomiao chose the initial female character, and then selected Start Game in the upper left corner of the preparation interface.

After all, she is here to experience the game, so feel free to make fun of her.

The next second, everything went dark.

The roar of an engine, accompanied by the sound of biting wind, rang in my ears.

Immediately afterwards, a strong air flow came from in front of her. Shen Miaomiao felt as if she was thrown into a strong wind. The rapid air flow almost made her feel her breathing blocked!

Wait a minute? !

Shen Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat!

Why do I have a bad feeling?

The fact that she can feel the airflow shows that this game has introduced the rather regrettable "full sensory system" in their previous game "Long 4 Dead".

Originally, this was no problem.

The investment of 10 million for Left 4 Dead and 50 million for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Although they are both from the "Qiu" generation, the total investment is five times different. It is normal for new games to introduce a full-sensory system.

But what’s abnormal is——

How did they adjust the full-sensory system to be so realistic?

To know!

The global sensory system is easy to introduce, as long as you have money.

But adjustment is a big project!

Just like plasticine, it's easy to buy a box of plasticine, but molding it into a Venus de Milo takes more than three to five minutes!

This requires a lot of human resources and time resources!

Although!

Five months is more than enough time to adjust the full airflow effect.

But don’t forget, this thing is just one of the most insignificant details in the overall experience of the game!

It's like you order a steak. In theory, half an hour is just enough for the chef to fry the steak.

But when the steak is served, you find a marigold just carved out of a yellow radish on the plate!

It’s just a plate decoration!

The chefs all have great skills.

So, is the quality of steak necessarily the same?

Or putting the cart before the horse?

Put aside the steak as the main meal and spend half an hour just looking at the carvings?

Shen Miaomiao did not believe that Gu Sheng, as a super-star game designer, could perform such a cerebral palsy operation.

That is to say...

The next second, Shen Miaomiao faced the cold airflow and opened her eyes!

But see you!

now!

She was standing at the cabin door of a transport plane!

In front of us are clouds and mist flowing rapidly like water, and below the clouds and mist, there is a sky thousands of feet high!

The roar of the plane rang in my ears, and the strong air flow hit my face, almost making it hard to open my eyes.

Looking around, he saw men and women wearing vests and shorts, standing at the door of the hatch just like him, looking down.

As the plane progressed, from time to time, scattered prisoners would jump off the plane and unfold their parachute bags in the air.

Suddenly, white umbrella flowers bloomed under the flight of the plane, and the exciting battle royale has begun!

I! ! !

ah? ? ?

Shen Miaomiao's pupils were shaking!

This delicate picture, this perfect full-sensory system tuning, these AI players who look and move like living people...

Why do you call this an "unpolished prototype framework"? !

its not right!

Twenty-five times out of ten are wrong!

Shen Miaomiao swallowed nervously!

Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but shiver as a numb feeling came over her scalp.

I thought to myself: Hold on! Hold Shen Miaomiao steady! This is just the beginning! Lao Gu is an experienced designer, and he must have put most of his energy into the opening skydiving session! Because only in this way can players be given a shocking first experience, thus covering up the deficiencies in the actual game process!

Think of this!

Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

"definitely is--"

He took two steps back, followed by a run-up, and jumped down while looking at the sky thousands of feet high:

"Like this ah ah -"

"How do you make this thing so realistic?"

"It's broken! How can I open my umbrella bag?"

The moment you jump off the plane!

Shen Miaomiao felt the adjustment of the whole sensory system that was so delicate that she felt it in her bones!

The feeling of weightlessness, accompanied by the roaring wind in her ears, raised her adrenaline almost instantly!

The intense stimulation makes one's legs weak.

The uneasiness and trembling in Shen Miaomiao's heart became more intense!

because!

From an objective experience point of view, the whole game, if nothing else, the skydiving experience alone seems to be worth the 98 ticket price!

God bless! The game sucks!

Shen Miaomiao muttered something silently in her heart, then found the opening tab of the umbrella bag and stretched out her hands!

Hooray!

Finally, I opened the umbrella before it turned into a pie...

"call--"

Shen Miaomiao breathed a long sigh of relief and landed on the ground.

And with a soft rustle, the parachute spread out behind him was automatically retracted.

After all, this is a game, and it’s normal to have some superpowers.

After unloading her force and rolling forward, Shen Miaomiao landed at the door of a factory building. She heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind and couldn't help but turn around.

"Holy shit!"

With a scream, she saw three or five AIs landing simultaneously with her. At this moment, they were also running towards the factory!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the wolf-like AI, then at the pistol on the container at the door of the factory, turned around and ran towards the factory!

"mine--!"

With a loud shout, Shen Miaomiao rushed out, bumped against the box with a bang, touched the pistol and was busy loading it!

At this moment, the AI ​​at the front had already arrived in front of her, jumped up, raised his fist and hit her!

The fists as big as sandbags, with a heavy sense of oppression, were reflected in Shen Miaomiao's big frightened eyes.

An electric moment!

Bang! ! !

Trigger pulled!

The bullet dragged out of the gun barrel with a trail of wake, and a blood arrow shot out from the AI's chest!

But the damage of the pistol was limited after all. Even without the protection of armor, the P92 in Shen Miaomiao's hand could only do 37.4 damage to the chest.

Therefore, this punch still hit her in the face!

Boom!

Shen Miaomiao's face numbed intuitively, and she staggered half a step back!

With the blessing of the all-sensory system, although this punch is not painful, it is extremely insulting!

The next second!

Just hear a roar coming from the somatosensory cabin!

"My passionate horse turtle son! Even my old man dare not give me a slap in the face! You will die to me——!!!"

Bang bang!

Bang bang bang bang bang bang——! ! !

The semi-automatic pistol roared like exploding beans!

It won't take a moment!

In the factory building, blood splattered, and three corpses lay across the scene!

Shen Miaomiao stepped on the body of the man who punched her, threw out the magazine, and pressed a bunch of new bullets into the chamber!

Click!

Bang bang bang bang!

Point the gun directly at the corpse and empty the magazine!

At this moment, looking at the two AIs at the door of the factory, they are completely stupid!

Oh no!

Kicking the unrecognizable corpse away, Shen Miaomiao took a step forward bravely and fiercely, and roared at the two AIs outside the door!

"Look at your mother selling mahua! Get out of here!"

"I am Shu Daoshan——!!!"

Whizzing!

Before the ball-headed bully could start counting.

The next second, as if they understood human words, the two AIs disappeared without a trace in an instant, running faster than rabbits!

See it!

Shen Miaomiao put her hands on her hips and laughed!

"Wow hahahaha——! So cool——!!!"

So cool!

This kind of fierce and passionate fighting can really make people's blood boil!

Especially at the moment when I got the gun to fight back, I felt instantly comfortable and the feeling of relief reached the sky!

While enjoying herself, Shen Miaomiao put the pistol into her waist:

"Haha, I didn't expect this game to be so fun..."

But that’s only half the story!

The next second!

The smile froze on her face!

no?

Wait a minute!

Damn it!

Why am I still grinning like a fool and cheering here? !

This game——

Something is wrong! ! !

(End of chapter)