Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The dark night is over.

At six o'clock in the morning, just after dawn, the sick ghosts couldn't wait to leave the ward, and gathered in the lobby on the first floor, all showing fear.

It was one of them who plucked up the courage and stepped out of the gate.

"Free!"

Followed by a lot of imitation.

Following the excited ghost flow, Duan Ming found an open space in the small square and stood there.

He was a little tired, and started to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics seriously.

Then a call came from across the square.

"Duan Ming!"

It's Team 157, a group of three.

Duan Ming looked around.

"Han Lingling and the others went out?"

"Yeah." Chen Feng nodded, "They went back as soon as the night was over."

"How are you? Did everything go well last night?"

"Emmmm, how should I put it, it's not too easy to deal with, after all, it's the first time I've faced such an opponent."

The three of Chen Feng came over one after another to take a pat on the head.

"Thanks a lot."

"No hard work, no hard work."

"Don't stand there, everyone, go in and have a meeting? It's already safe here."

"OK."

Five minutes later, the 157 trio stared dumbfounded at the two beautiful receptionists serving tea and water graciously, obeying Duan Ming's words.

After being reminded by Xu Haoran, Chen Feng remembered a small task he had brought back, and said to Yu Fangfang and Zhou Mengyue.

"Well, Head Nurse He asked me to bring you a sentence, saying that I have been trapped in the inpatient department for these years, and I am very sorry. Now you can live the life you want."

"Is the head nurse okay?" Yu Fangfang's eyes flickered.

Chen Feng was stunned: "It's okay, didn't Duan Ming tell you?"

Duan Ming hurriedly handed over the teacup: "I've said it, let's drink tea."

This news undoubtedly made Yu Fangfang and Zhou Mengyue excited.

Zhou Mengyue jumped up and down: "Fangfang, we can finally do what we want to do! What are you going to do?"

Yu Fangfang: "emmmm, I'm probably going back to my old job, but I don't know if the school here will accept me, how about you Yueyue?"

"I don't know, I'm not as capable and skilled as you, Fangfang, and I can't think of what to do all of a sudden."

Yu Fangfang: "Don't worry, you will have more time in the future, and you can always find what you like to do."

"Um!"

The two women looked forward to leaving, and Duan Ming said: "Oh, by the way, you will have to stay in the inpatient department by yourself for the next two days. I have to go out for a while, and I will explain the work in advance."

Chen Feng: "Huh? You want to go out?"

"Yes, go and collect the house."

...

After spending a whole morning, Duan Ming took several big brothers from the third, fourth and second floors to show off on the first and second floors, giving Chen Feng's boss a foothold of prestige, and then he left Qingshan Hospital with Qin Wei, a double-bonus red stick.

This is the first time he has left the dungeon area.

Originally, it was speculated that the Paradise had already formed its own social system, but it was unexpected that it had already been so perfect.

At this moment, he and Qin Wei were sitting in a speeding taxi, and the ghost driver kept sneaking greedy eyes through the rearview mirror.

Duan Ming didn't care at all.

What I saw along the way, most of the ghosts on the street are still wandering ghosts. Occasionally, a ghost will appear, and it can run rampant among the ghosts.

"What are you looking at? My elder brother is something that a small character like you can look at?"

Qin Wei suddenly slapped the ghost driver on the back of the head violently, causing the latter to shrug his shoulders and become more honest.

"Forget Qin Wei, he's just a driver, and it's not easy."

Duan Ming comforted softly, then took out a small notebook and wrote down two notes.

Ten minutes later, the taxi stopped at the gate of Guancai Community. As soon as he got out of the car, the ghost driver hurried away.

Duan Ming: "Look, it scares people, right?"

Qin Wei murmured, "Why do I think it was you who frightened people by figuring out how to get revenge on a driver who doesn't have eyesight while writing?"

In the concept of Duan Ming, he obviously left the Guancai community for only about a day, and he would come back again, and he felt a little nostalgic.

Familiar squares, familiar residential buildings, familiar low-rise buildings, and that familiar headless figure...

Chen Haolan: "!!!"

Almost instantly, he rushed to Duan Ming, blood bubbled for a long time, then turned back to get the paper and pen.

"Duan ordered me @%@\u0026amp;#... The head you gave me is fake!"

"Damn it! Why is my writing also scrambled?"

Duan Ming waved his big hand: "Oh, look, why are you so anxious? Wasn't this a helpless act out of desperation? In fact, I also felt quite embarrassed, so I have gone through untold hardships these days, and finally Luckily not disgrace."

Then he took out another head.

Chen Haolan's bloody eyes whirled: "Duan...Brother..."

[Chen Haolan friendliness +20]

[Chen Haolan's friendliness is full]

[Reward: 1, Ghost Qi +30]

【2, Ghost Master Ball】

[3, 300 million ghost coins]

[Ghost Master Ball: Use it when the target ghost is in a low state, there is a very high chance of forcibly subduing it into a slave ghost. Evil level and below only. 】

Duan Ming: "???"

Ghost Master Ball?

When I co-authored a Pokémon meme when I summoned Chen Haolan, will there be a reward for related settings?

Is the system's bad taste too much?

But this is naturally a good thing for Duan Ming.

How can the props that can forcibly enslave ghosts be bad? But it's time to be ashamed.

There is also another reward that was filled with Yu Fangfang last night with the same bad taste.

[Favorite roses: A must for scumbags, giving them to female ghosts can force a 5-point increase in friendliness, and each ghost can only be used once. 】

There are ten roses, lying quietly in the boundary stone space.

The rewards of Ghost Qi and Ghost Coins are no longer sufficient. The rewards of these two special items are the biggest gains. Duan Ming took a deep breath with satisfaction...

Then he was choked by Chen Haolan's blood spattering.

He took out his small notebook and crossed out Chen Haolan's last grudge.

You cheated on me twice, and I cheated on you twice, even.

Let me keep an eye out for you when I have a chance.

After bidding farewell to the headless ghost, Duan Ming took Qin Wei to the residential building of Building A. When passing by "pay back the money", Qian Gousheng, the wall-builder ghost, kindly replaced the big blood-red characters with densely packed four-character blessings.

It's like Chinese New Year.

With Qin Wei, the supervisor, leading the way, the whole journey up to the sixth floor was unimpeded, and Duan Ming opened the door of room 604.

The house was clean and tidy, spotless, presumably Ying Hongyan cleaned it up before leaving.

The last time I came in, I was still terrified, and it was hard to imagine that it was my own home now.

Duan Ming casually threw the key into the shoe cabinet, and took advantage of the opportunity to lie down on the sofa.

"It's comfortable."

"Hey, Qin Wei, don't just stand there stupidly, take whatever you want to eat, there's in the refrigerator... Forget it, look for yourself, don't be polite, treat it like your own home."

"Hey, okay."

Thinking that the whole big house belonged to him, Duan Ming felt relieved and adjusted a comfortable posture.

At this moment, he suddenly felt as if there was a foreign object under his body, which was painful.

I took it out and saw that it was a small wooden sign, which was very ordinary, the size of a palm, and there was no marking on it.

"What's this?"

He looked at it carefully, but he didn't think that a black light suddenly shot out from the wooden sign and shot into his forehead.

"I'm going! What!!!"

Qin Wei rushed to the living room as soon as he heard the strange situation, and the next second he squirted out a mouthful of drink.

"The building... the building manager?"

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