What the hell is making games in the Ninja World?

"What do you think Tsunade thinks? Is it... that she has been lonely for a long time, so her tastes and preferences have changed, and she wants old cows to eat young grass? Or is she actually just like us stinky men, she likes young and good-looking people?"

In the private room in the flower building, the isolation barrier had been formed, and Jiraiya sat on the tatami again, with a troubled expression on his face.

He didn't collapse as he imagined. He was just shocked by the news before and couldn't accept it for a while.

To put it bluntly, he does like Tsunade, but Tsunade doesn't like him. It's just unrequited love, and he has already looked away.

Besides, what Tsunade needs is a man who can always be by her side and work with her to make progress together. Jiraiya believes that he shoulders the responsibility of finding the child of destiny and cannot stay in the same place forever. In this life, he can only Living as a prodigal would not give Tsunade the stability she wanted.

Therefore, Jiraiya now knows very well that he and Tsunade are destined to have no fate, so he just feels confused about Tsunade looking for a young lover, and he is not as sad as he seems.

Orochimaru actually knew this, so he told the matter very cruelly.

But now, faced with Jiraiya's complaints and questions, Orochimaru just said calmly: "It makes sense for a female junior to hold a gold brick, and a female junior to earn a fortune."

Jiraiya, who was sitting sideways and preparing to have another drink, was stunned (_), then leaned back and looked at Orochimaru in horror: "You are not Orochimaru, who are you!"

The exaggerated reaction left Orochimaru speechless for a while, and he could only sigh secretly, comforting himself that the living treasure in front of him was his best friend. He should not be angry and should be tolerant.

Then, Orochimaru said: "This is something Kai-kun said to me. I think it makes sense, just like you once said that when you are kept by a rich female noble, you will feel both uncomfortable and happy. Something similar means that when a woman is strong and wealthy, her age will become the accumulation and precipitation of resources. The older she is, the greater the benefits she will bring to the man. "

When he told this passage, he spoke in a completely academic tone, as if he was expounding the great principles of the world.

As for Orochimaru's statement that this was what Uchiha Kei said, it was actually correct, but Uchiha Kei did not say it to him, but when communicating with Naoki in the spiritual network world, he talked about what Naoki likes. The girl, Naoki blushed, proving that he did like someone, but then he became depressed and said that he had been dead for many years, and if the person he liked was still there, he would have been many years older than him. .

So, after hearing the gossip, Uchiha Kei suddenly got into a bad mood, teasing Naoki saying that age is not a problem, height is not distance, as long as there is love in the heart, then all difficulties can be overcome, and he also said that the female college student holds a gold brick , the 21st century sand sculpture netizen's jingle that gave the girl a huge fortune in her 13th century, is an improved version of the ninja world.

At that time, Naoki was blushing and quite embarrassed. When Orochimaru, who was not far away, heard this, he was speechless for a moment. After thinking about it carefully, it made sense, especially for Uchiha Kei and Tsunade. In the case of an underground love affair - isn't the age gap between Uchiha Kei and Tsunade almost that big? He must have learned the truth from his relationship with Tsunade when he said this!

The above is what Orochimaru realized through his amazing wisdom.

Yes, because Uchiha Kei and Tsunade usually get along very politely, and they are at the level of a gentleman's friendship. They can't tell that they are lovers at all, so it is automatically understood that they are having an underground love affair.

After all, the age gap between the two is there, and their respective identities are very sensitive. Others may not say anything if they date openly, but the person involved may feel ashamed, and it is natural to directly engage in underground love.

Orochimaru would naturally not go into details about what was going on behind this. After all, many things involved the secrets of their small circle, and others could not tell them, even Jiraiya was his good friend.

However, hearing Orochimaru repeatedly mention 'Kai-kun', Jiraiya's curiosity was completely aroused, especially the words of the female junior and senior female junior became more and more interesting the more Jiraiya thought about it, it was simply rough. A classic proverb about being unreasonable.

In an instant, Jiraiya felt a deep sense of identification with Uchiha Kei, believing that he and himself must have something in common.

This made Jiraiya full of expectations and curiosity, but also a little confused. After all, it was not that he didn't know Uchiha Kei. As a good friend of his disciple Namikaze Minato, he was also an Uchiha. He actually didn't know that person. There is concern.

However, the previous perception was that Uchiha was just a little smart, but lacked strength and was often cautious. His ability could not be said to be weak, but he was not strong either. Even if his own disciples admired him very much, he could only be considered among Uchiha ninjas. A very mediocre guy.

Such a person actually caused huge changes in the entire Uchiha and even the entire Konoha in a short period of time. It was really unexpected, and it gave Jiraiya a mistaken self-awareness.

However, Hero Jiraiya will not struggle with these things. Even if the other person's love from Tsunade makes him jealous, he will not be prejudiced. On the contrary, when the feeling of appreciation comes up, it makes him super want to Make friends with each other.

At that moment, Jiraiya packed up, checked out at the flower shop, and then prepared to return to Konoha with Orochimaru.

During this period, Jiraiya asked Orochimaru many questions and learned a lot. When he learned that Orochimaru had actually made an aphrodisiac, and based on the aphrodisiac, he had made a plant catalyst with no side effects, which could increase grain production, he was stunned and looked at Orochimaru as if he was looking at a miracle doctor.

"Ahem, Orochimaru, can you give me some of this aphrodisiac to taste? Don't get me wrong, I just have a friend who is feeling weak recently, so I need some."

Jiraiya showed a shy attitude and used a classic start.

Hearing this, Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya speechlessly and threw a small bottle to Jiraiya, who suddenly brightened up and happily accepted it.

Then, Orochimaru said, "Kidney deficiency is not a shameful thing. You don't need to use a friend as an excuse."

Jiraiya was immediately anxious: "You are talking nonsense. I don't have kidney deficiency!"

Orochimaru said slowly, "This aphrodisiac can cure it. In addition, it has therapeutic effects on male symptoms such as impotence and premature ejaculation. Tsunade is ready to incorporate this medicine into Konoha's medical system to treat similar diseases."

Jiraiya was instantly in awe and smiled frivolously: "Don't worry! My dear friend, from now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will never have any objections!"

In response, Orochimaru just chuckled twice. The only time Jiraiya's words can be trusted is when he is serious, and this kind of frivolous state is just for listening.

When the last of the three ninjas was finally caught by his best friend and returned to Konoha, the Uchiha clan's secret ancestral land, Nanga Shrine, was deserted in a primeval forest located in the Nanga River basin about 20 kilometers outside Konoha Village. Only the ancestral barrier of the Uchiha clan wrapped around Nanga Shrine.

As the ancestral land of the Uchiha clan, the Uchiha clan would clean and maintain this place every year. In many cases, they would directly use this place as a secret gathering place to hold some secret family meetings that were not suitable to be held in the village.

Generally speaking, there is one every two or three months. After all, the situation of the Uchiha clan in Konoha before was well known, and the resentment was quite large, and secret gatherings were born for this.

However, now that three months have passed since the last gathering, the Uchiha clan has no intention of holding a secret gathering here. If there is any meeting, it will be held directly in the clan land.

The reason for this is that the changes brought by Uchiha Kai have made the Uchiha clan the most glorious clan in Konoha today, and it is not the kind of glory that was superficial but actually very aggrieved in the past, but super glory from the inside out.

Now, when the Uchiha clan walks on the street, they are not feared, feared or hated, but respected, grateful and welcomed. The people in the village never stop praising the Uchiha clan, so that every Uchiha clan can feel ecstatic and proud when walking on the street.

On this basis, the Uchiha clan is also getting the honor they deserve. When they take the initiative to open up the quota of the Konoha Police Department, other departments of Konoha also open their arms to the Uchiha clan.

Nowadays, many Uchiha clans have joined other departments and are fighting for the cause of "making Konoha greater" in those departments, and the path to promotion is completely opened.

Except for the fact that there is no position in the upper echelons of Konoha, other aspects have entered the best moment since the establishment of the village.

The future is bright, the career is smooth, and there is no lack of honor.

In this environment, what resentment can the Uchiha have? Each of them has a strong sense of family honor, and their will to protect Konoha is extremely firm - after all, no matter how you look at it, the Uchiha can say "protect our Konoha" just like the Senju clan.

It is also because of this that the Uchiha did not know that Black Zetsu led a group of White Zetsu to dig a hole under the Nanga Shrine. Even now, Uchiha Madara has come to this newly dug underground cave and sat on his White Zetsu throne again, using a life support device to stabilize his body like a candle in the wind.

Then, White Zetsu Afei, who was wrapped around Uchiha Madara, left Uchiha Madara's body, twisting himself and saying: "So powerful, so powerful, Master Madara is super powerful! He is so old, but still super powerful! It's so strong!"

Obviously, after possessing Uchiha Madara, Afei could feel the majestic and domineering power of Uchiha Madara, which was beyond everyone he knew, even Namikaze Minato who almost beat him to death.

However, such praise did not make Uchiha Madara happy. He only cared about one thing now, that is...

"Did you get the illusion game?"

Uchiha Madara looked at Black Zetsu, who was possessed by a White Zetsu, showing up in the form of Black and White Zetsu.

Black Zetsu nodded quickly, and then signaled a few White Zetsu to present the illusion game - although they did not dare to go to Konoha Village, it was still okay to let some White Zetsu steal things. Although A Fei's actions at the beginning alarmed Konoha and let Konoha know that there was a hidden mysterious enemy, the nature of White Zetsu was there. If it was only used to steal things, it would be hard to guard against.

So, after more than half a month, Uchiha Madara finally got the illusion game he had been thinking about again.

Without hesitation, Uchiha Madara immediately entered "Fruit Ninja" and had a good time. He had a good time until his mind was blurred (he was beaten up by the hidden BOSS again). Then he breathed a sigh of relief, turned to the right side, closed his eyes, supported his head with his right fist, and recalled the excitement in the illusion game just now.

"Yes, it's this feeling, this feeling of being able to dance to my heart's content, even if I lose, it makes me savor it endlessly..."

Well, after being forced to quit the game for half a month, Uchiha Madara no longer exploded because of losing to the guys in the game. He is now just a pure player who enjoys the game.

Then, Uchiha Madara looked at the broken "Fruit Ninja" game scrolls and immediately asked Black Zetsu to get some more. After all, he played this game only to challenge the hidden BOSS, but he directly turned this game into a consumable. The little that White Zetsu got really couldn't stand his tossing.

In response, Black Zetsu just wanted to say, "I don't want to do it, get out!" ’

Unfortunately, this was just a thought. Before the Moon Eye Project was completed, he had to maintain his setting as the incarnation of Uchiha Madara’s will, so he left immediately with the Mayfly Technique.

Then, after savoring the past, Uchiha Madara felt empty again, and this emptiness could only be made up by entering the illusion game, re-experiencing his young body and dancing to his heart’s content.

Before Black Zetsu came back, Uchiha Madara had to endure this ‘window period’, and for him, this was really unbearable and had to be filled immediately.

Then, Uchiha Madara noticed other illusion games, and couldn’t help but frowned slightly, considering whether to make a meal replacement before the new "Fruit Ninja" came back.

While thinking about this, the illusion scrolls were ‘automatically’ taken by Uchiha Madara, and he soon discovered that there was a new game called "Escape".

At that moment, Uchiha Madara asked about the situation of this new game, and White Zetsu told him what he had learned.

"A pure escape game, and a game developed for the Uchiha clan?"

"Interesting, I originally thought that illusion games were something for the Uchiha clan, but I didn't expect that there was a special design based on this?"

"Well, before the new "Fruit Ninja" is brought back, let me see what this new game for the Uchiha clan is like!"

At that moment, Uchiha Madara started "Escape" with a domineering look.

Then, Uchiha Madara who entered the game once again felt young and energetic, and also very powerful - after all, before entering the hospital, players directly experience their own conditions, and the elderly and disabled can restore health and youth.

Then, Uchiha Madara's "Escape" journey officially began, and he soon learned the background story and situation of the game.

"Gen Organization? Indra Clan? Blood Eye?"

"Interesting, this is talking about Konoha's Root Organization and the Uchiha Clan. Humph, this boring disguise is really boring. If you want to tell others something through the game, you should say it openly!"

"Qi boy, you still lack courage!"

"But that's right. So far, he is just a brat under 20 years old. If you want him to have the pattern that truly belongs to Uchiha, he still needs to be trained well."

While speaking with a proud tone, Uchiha Madara stepped into the hospital, but what he didn't know was that he would usher in the most exciting scene since the appearance of the illusion game.

Then, Uchiha Madara, who was deprived of power and had all his fighting skills forcibly invalidated, was slaughtered by the psychopathic monsters just like the stubborn Shimura Danzo at the beginning.

However, what is better than Shimura Danzo is that even though Uchiha Madara was slaughtered, he did not scream. At most, he just hummed twice, showing his iron-blooded tough guy character, and commented proudly.

"Nothing more!"

What he showed was pride.

Of course, Uchiha Madara also admitted that this kind of stimulation was quite effective in opening the eyes of the Uchiha clan, and it could open the eyes of many weak-willed Uchiha.

But, if that was all, it was really nothing more, and Uchiha Madara also learned the specific gameplay of the game under such circumstances and started his life of parkour escape.

Hiding under the cabinet or bed is absolutely not okay. Uchiha Madara never backed down even if he was slaughtered to death.

Not to mention, Uchiha Madara did it. He relied on the simple parkour escape game method to overcome all the obstacles and keep moving forward.

Then, he finally saw it, saw his partner in the game, and his calm and arrogant appearance suddenly froze, showing a look of shock, his pupils trembled, and his body in the real world also opened the Sharingan.

"Hashirama!? Izuna!?"

"Why are you guys here? Why are you guys here!?"