What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.
Chapter 20 New bug, Sunflowers in Plants vs. Zombies
[Sunflower that absorbs sunlight
Introduction: A cute sunflower can be summoned. The sunflower will continuously absorb sunlight during the day. After a certain amount of sunlight, if it encounters danger, the sunflower has a chance to summon plants to protect the player. The more sunlight the sunflower absorbs, the greater the trigger probability, and the more varieties of plants can be summoned. 】
"Is it a sunflower this time?" Bai Wan couldn't help but think of a wonderful experience in his childhood.
When Bai Wan was a child, he was obsessed with Plants vs. Zombies for a while. After playing all night, he woke up in the morning and saw a cute sunflower smiling at him on the windowsill of his house.
That time was very happy, because Bai Wan's parents were busy with work, and only the sunflower accompanied him to spend a warm time.
But a week later, Bai Wan was too lazy to water it, and the sunflower died.
Bai Wan nodded with satisfaction when he saw the new skill. The new skill is good, and there is another life-saving skill. The most important thing is that it does not consume ghost coins. This is the biggest advantage of his bug.
After learning the new skill, Bai Wan used up the skill points obtained from the clearance and added it to Mario's sewer.
[Ding, congratulations, your skill Mario Coin House has been upgraded to level 2. ]
[Mario's Coin House]
Introduction: You can enter the sewer from any instance to come to Mario's Coin House, which can be used once in each instance.
Current level 2: Mario coins and mushroom vending machines have been added to the sewer. (Upgradable)]
Bai Wan is looking forward to the Mario coins and mushroom vending machines in the sewer, and is even more curious about what the sewer will look like if it continues to upgrade. It won't become a complete version of the game.
After getting the skills right, Bai Wan opened the folder given by Liu Tong and checked it out.
Inside is a special employment contract, the content is very simple, it is a simple cooperation mode, and the tasks issued by the firm can be done or not.
If you do it, you will be paid, and if you don't do it, you will get no money. Generally speaking, it is very free.
There are also some basic information about the firm and the weird game.
After reading for a while, Bai Wan suddenly felt a pain in his heart.
The bloody barrage appeared in front of him.
[Weird Game Release]
Weird Talk: Letter
Countdown to Game Start Time: 72:00:00]
Bai Wan looked at it and suddenly felt bad.
It wasn't long since I finished the game, and I was about to enter the game again?
72 hours, that is, three days later.
Isn't it said that at least one to two weeks of rest time is given?
Looking at the strange talk called Letter, Bai Wan felt that he must have been targeted by the system again.
Never mind, since it has come, I will make the best of it.
He checked his sister's notification, and it was indeed the same strange talk as him.
And, at this time, Liu Tong sent another message.
[How about it, Bai Wan, have you thought about it? ]
Bai Wan picked up the phone and replied:
[Okay, the special employment system is fine. ]
The special employment system is very free. There is a reward for completing the task, and no reward for not completing it. It is not mandatory and very free. Bai Wan has no reason to refuse.
What's more, he is still a newcomer and knows too little about weird games. Now is the time when he needs the agency the most.
The other party was also very happy to hear Bai Wan agreed, so he said:
[Okay, then we can sign the contract at our office at 9:30 tomorrow morning. ]
Bai Wan replied:
[Can it be later? I have something to do in the morning. ]
Liu Tong replied:
[Okay, I forgot if you didn't say it. Tomorrow morning is our Lancheng's tenth anniversary celebration. Are you going to attend? ]
[No, I want to sleep in tomorrow morning. ]
[……]
Just like that, Bai Wan and Liu Tong decided to meet at 1:30 tomorrow afternoon.
The family members in the photo were already quarreling at this time.
"My dear grandson, hurry up and get a pack of cigarettes for grandpa."
"Son, you also get a bottle of wine for dad to celebrate our successful clearance."
"What kind of wine is it? Smoking is not allowed. Rejected! I really admire you. You only know how to smoke and drink all day long, and you don't know how to take care of the family." Bai Wan's mother Zhang Yanfang looked at the two men in front of her with disgust.
Dad complained during the day: "I haven't drunk in a dungeon..."
"Hold it, at least wait until the next dungeon before drinking! And you, Dad, too, I've told you so many times to smoke less!"
"I haven't gone for beauty treatments for a long time! I work hard for the family every day..."
Then, Zhang Yanfang began to complain endlessly, and Grandpa and Dad looked at each other with fear in their eyes. Women in menopause are very scary, and they dare not talk back at all.
Bai Wan stretched and watched his family quarrel leisurely.
"Brother, I seem to be able to stay in reality for only one hour." Bai Xi found that since leaving the painting, his body has become weaker and weaker, so he had to go back.
Helplessly, his sister finally poured a bowl of cat food in her hand, and then returned to the painting sadly.
In this way, Bai Wan was the only one left in the room, and he lay on the bed with some fatigue.
He had just come out of the dungeon and hadn't rested for several days.
Although Bai Wan seemed heartless, he felt bad for turning his family into photos. Now he finally saw hope in the weird game.
He lay on the bed with ease and fell asleep quickly.
…
Lancheng Special Affairs Bureau Headquarters.
“Are you ready?” Zhou Lu asked, looking very energetic.
"Boss, I asked the cleaning lady to clean our building, and I personally bought a lot of snacks this morning. I will definitely leave a good impression on Bai Wan." Wang Meng, a man from the affairs department, said confidently.
"Boss, I have collected all the information about weird games and placed them in the office. I guarantee that he will be immersed in the book and will not be able to finish reading it in a few months." The thin man with glasses, Li Yintian, showed a sinister smile.
As long as the newcomer is kept in the office, we can slowly improve our relationship. Then, isn't it a matter of time for him to join our Lancheng Special Office?
Zhou Lu nodded with satisfaction.
Not bad, not bad.
Bai Wan must be kept no matter what.
Lancheng is a small city with too few players, and even fewer players willing to join the official.
Newcomers like Bai Wan basically appear in big cities, after all, the population base is there.
As a newcomer, he entered the 48th place on the bounty list for the first time. This is too amazing.
Zhou Lu looked at everyone's preparations with satisfaction, then he turned his head to look at Su Yuening and asked with a smile: "Ningning, how are you preparing? Have you watched the video? Have you learned how to shake your head? And why are you still wearing this outfit? Didn't I tell you yesterday? I asked you to wear black stockings today."
Su Yuening's face flashed a trace of ruddy, and she said shyly: "Captain, how about forget it... I don't know how to do it."
"Oh, what can't you do? You are the face of our Lancheng office. What can a kid of Bai Wan's age know? It's nothing more than black stockings, JK, and big white legs. With these three things, you can control him to death. Don't worry, Ningning, you can do it." Zhou Lu gave Su Yuening a thumbs up.
"I really don't know how to do it..." Su Yuening wanted to cry but had no tears. Yesterday, the captain with abnormal brain circuits asked her to seduce the newcomer. This is a bit outrageous.
Zhou Lu sighed, patted Su Yuening on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Ningning, do you remember the oath you made when you joined our firm?"
"Of course I remember, I never dare to forget!"
Su Yuening repeated without hesitation: "I, Su Yuening, voluntarily joined the Lancheng Special Affairs Bureau. I swear that from now on I will work hard to fight against the weirdness. I am willing to dedicate everything and even my life for the happiness of mankind."
"Well said."
Zhou Lu nodded.
"Now is the time for you to dedicate yourself to mankind, Ningning, put on your stockings for mankind!"
Su Yuening: "..."
Liu Tong couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Captain, if Ningning doesn't like it, then don't do it. We have other ways to win over Bai Wan, right, Brother Li, Brother Wang?"
"Well, how should I put it, although this is not very fair to Ningning, but if it is for mankind..." Wang Meng hesitated after hearing this.
"Actually, it depends on Ningning's thoughts. If she feels embarrassed, then don't do it. If she feels okay, then there's nothing wrong with tricking Bai Wan into our team. After all, it's for humanity." Li Yintian also stammered in a low voice.
Liu Tong was stunned for a moment and felt something was wrong.
He looked at the two of them and found that they were dodging their eyes, their faces were slightly red, and there seemed to be a hint of expectation in their eyes.
"..."
"Hey!!! You guys want to see stockings too!!" Liu Tong said loudly without words.
"Don't... don't talk nonsense! This is all for humanity!!"
"Yes, Liu Tong, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll sue you for defamation!!"
The two reacted strongly and were obviously very guilty.
Liu Tong couldn't help but have three black lines on his face.
These two perverts...
"Okay, I'll go now!" Su Yuening finally made up her mind and ran to the lounge with courage.
Although wearing stockings is embarrassing, but if everything is for the sake of humanity...
Su Yuening's eyes flashed with a hint of determination.
...
On the other hand.
At 12:30 noon, Bai Wan lazily got up, was in a daze for a while, and casually browsed his phone.
The top news recommended by the browser was that a meteor shower that only appears once in a hundred years is about to land on the earth.
"Meteor shower? If I could make a wish, I would definitely wish to restore my family to normal, and then restore myself to normal." Bai Wan stretched and began to fantasize about some unrealistic dreams.
After a simple wash, he went out and took a taxi to the agreed place.
It was a magnificent building. He always thought it was a big company, but he didn't expect that the base of Lancheng was hidden here.
At this time, five people stood at the door, four men and one woman, who seemed to be specially welcoming him.
The leader was about 40 years old and had an honest face.
Bai Wan walked over.
Zhou Lu came up to them enthusiastically and said, "Oh, this handsome guy must be Bai Wan, right?"
"Hello, leader." Bai Wan also said enthusiastically.
"Let me introduce you, this is Wang Meng from our logistics department, and Li Yintian from the information department." Zhou Lu introduced them with a smile.
Bai Wan followed Zhou Lu's introduction and looked at the two people in front of him. The one called Wang Meng was very strong and full of muscles. It was hard to imagine that he was from the logistics department.
If he participated in the weightlifting competition, he would probably be able to represent the country directly.
The other one was thin and looked very smart with glasses.
"Hello." Bai Wan greeted politely.
"I won't introduce this person to you. You know him, Liu Tong."
Bai Wan nodded. He saw Liu Tong's serious face from a distance.
"The last one is Su Yuening, the beauty of our Lancheng Special Office." Zhou Lu said to Bai Wan.
Bai Wan nodded and looked at the girl who stood out in the crowd.
Her skin was white, her face was white and transparent, her eyes were like a pool of autumn water, and her long white hair was waist-length, fluttering gently in the wind.
She wore a blue and white plaid JK uniform today, and her black, flesh-transparent over-the-knee stockings slightly squeezed her flesh. Between the stockings and the short skirt, a section of her snow-white thighs was exposed, which looked smooth and lovely. The narrow waist of the uniform gradually expanded into a perfect hip curve, and her white legs were straight and slender.
This girl's hair was actually white, which looked very special, like a character from an anime.
"Hello." Bai Wan greeted enthusiastically.
"Hello, Bai Wan." Su Yuening smiled slightly, and looked at the somewhat lazy young man in front of her with some curiosity.
Is this the mysterious newcomer codenamed Family?
He looks ordinary, like the kind of otaku who stays at home.
It should be possible to win!
Everything is for humanity!
"Let's go, I'll show you our headquarters and your office." Zhou Lu said with a smile.
"Do I have an office as a temporary employee?" Bai Wan was a little curious.
"Of course, even if you are temporary, you are still one of us, our family. Come and visit whenever you want, it's not mandatory anyway." Zhou Lu said happily.
Of course he didn't tell the truth.
Temporary employees usually don't have a workstation, Bai Wan's workstation was specially added for him, everything was to keep him.
Zhou Lu took Bai Wan into the headquarters, which was exquisitely decorated and elegant, and looked very high-end.
"The decoration of our headquarters is specially designed and considered, and contains psychological principles, which can make people feel relaxed and happy. Let's take you to see our training hall." Zhou Lu looked at Bai Wan's surprised look and couldn't help laughing.
Not bad, this newcomer has already shown a preliminary interest in the firm.
We need to keep up the good work.
At the same time, he gave everyone a look.
Everyone must show a good image of Lancheng.
Everyone nodded at the same time to show that they received it.
Several people walked towards the hall while talking.
"The hall is so grand." Bai Wan was really surprised. The hall in front of him was very large and there were many equipments that looked very expensive.
"Of course, hunting weirdness cannot be done without a good spirit. The elegant environment, combined with the training plan tailored for everyone, can make everyone in the headquarters energetic and have better physical strength to hunt weirdness..." Zhou Lu hadn't finished half of his boasting words when he heard a "fuck!"
"Fuck!"
There was a threshold in front of the door, and Li Yintian didn't seem to step on it well, and he got stuck on the ground.
Bang!
His head hit the floor hard.
Zhou Lu was stunned for a moment, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he held back what he wanted to say.
Damn, he just finished saying that everyone in the headquarters was energetic, and someone got stuck.
Zhou Lu looked at Li Yintian, the big fool, and couldn't help wanting to eat him.
This idiot, he is unreliable at the critical moment.
Zhou Lu tried to put on a smile and said, "Haha, my friend, there is a threshold in our hall, it's a bit high, be careful not to trip..."
"Fuck!"
Bang!
Before he finished speaking, he heard another fuck, and Zhou Lu saw Wang Meng's foot stuck on the door frame, and he also fell down, directly pressing on Li Yintian.
Zhou Lu: "..."
Damn, why are you guys still stacking up!
He's stacking up!
Zhou Lu's eyes were wide open.
What's going on today?
It's okay for one person to get stuck on the threshold accidentally, but what the hell are two people!
Bai Wan looked at Captain Zhou Lu, who looked embarrassed, and he was also embarrassed.
He thought he might have harmed these two brothers.
"Captain..." Bai Wan was about to say something when he saw Zhou Lu rushing over.
"You two pieces of trash, you can't even walk properly. Your previous training was trained on dogs, you... oh fuck."
Zhou Lu only felt his feet kicking uncontrollably towards the threshold, and then the whole person fell down.
Bai Wan: "..."
Liu Tong: "..."
Zhou Lu: "..."
The atmosphere was a bit awkward at this time. The three official ghost hunters were stacked up like this, twisting and turning on the ground.
Su Yuening stopped in front of the steps, and the foot that had been stretched out was forcibly retracted.
For some reason, she had an outrageous intuition.
If she also stepped over that threshold, she might get stuck.
The rules...the rules system weird invasion?
It took a few seconds for the three official ghost hunters to climb up awkwardly, their eyes full of confusion.
What's going on?
They clearly remembered that they stepped over the steps, so why did they get stuck?
It's really weird.
"Brother, let me take you to your office first." Zhou Lu touched his butt awkwardly and said.
"Okay, okay..." Bai Wan was also a little guilty, so he followed the official brother and took the elevator to his office.
"So much information?" Bai Wan was shocked when he saw the strange information on his desk. It would take several months to finish reading all of it.
While Bai Wan was reading the information, Zhou Lu also gave Su Yuening a look.
Now the start seems to be very unfavorable, and we must make a comeback next.
Ningning, it's your turn to save the situation!
Su Yuening nodded firmly, picked up the kettle, and poured a glass of water,
Huh...
She took a deep breath, pulled the black stockings on her legs, told herself that everything was for humanity, and walked towards Bai Wan.
Sometimes it is not easy to divide the chapters, so I will post all 4,000 words at once, and start a new dungeon soon~
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