What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.
Chapter 308 Green hat starts! English teacher: Wife, you bring me a green hat?
"...No, how can you say it's bad and then it's bad." Principal Gui was speechless.
But Bai Wan pointed at Principal Wei and spoke for Wei's mother: "Okay, what do you, Principal, know? I am a woman in the new era and lives for herself!"
"????"
The principal is confused. What is the weirdness of women in the new era? How come it doesn't know?
This human being is really evil.
The mother-in-law also cried harder.
"I just want to live for myself now, don't I? I have sacrificed a lot for my children! It's because of my dedication without expecting anything in return that I have raised such a lovely child!"
The mother-in-law looked at the child in her arms lovingly.
But the face of the originally terrifying and outrageous baby in his arms slowly turned into a white face.
"???"
The mother of the devil touched it, and it was stunned for a moment.
Why does my lovely... child feel ugly? And she doesn't look smart anymore, and the mother of all kinds looks suspicious.
The players looked at Bai Wan in a slightly subtle way.
Although they knew the power of this big boss, but seeing the yawning little white baby with a firm look on her face, they didn't know what to say and felt a little powerless. The feeling of complaining.
The deviant mother has become a new era of female deviants.
At this time, the English teacher and the Chinese teacher, two strange ones, also rushed to Bai Wan's side.
The English teacher is a man wearing glasses and looks more serious, while the Chinese teacher is the wife of the English teacher. She is pale and looks quite good-looking.
At this time, this strange couple also rushed over, and the aura they exuded was equally terrifying.
Bai Wan just wanted to open his mouth to brainwash them, and was making up some lines at the same time, but he didn't know what to say at the moment, but the English teacher Wei Wei and the Chinese teacher Wei Wei looked at him with faint eyes and said: "Don't waste it. It’s time to work, we are all highly educated weirdos and will not be easily incited by you.”
Bai Wan couldn't help but frowned. He was indeed an English teacher and a Chinese teacher.
The use of Mouth Dungeon might not have any effect on the two weirdos who looked very smart, and he didn't know what lines to say for a while.
The two were husband and wife, and they were very loving. There seemed to be nothing to incite, but suddenly he caught the word husband and wife again.
Bai Wan couldn't help but think that he had obtained a special prop in the last copy of Soul Resurrection, a magical prop that was born from the quarrel and divorce between the old man and the old woman at the seaside - the cuckold.
After wearing a cuckold, it will lead to a series of behaviors such as possible quarrels and breakups.
So looking at the strange couple rushing over, Bai Wan took the cuckold out of his pocket and threw it on the strange head of the male English teacher.
Whoosh!
The English teacher had a weird head, and a cuckold appeared out of thin air.
After being cuckolded, the whole person couldn't help but froze in place, and then Liushenwuzhu started to turn blue.
He couldn't help but turn his head to the Chinese teacher and shouted: "Why? Why did you betray me?!"
The Chinese teacher was stunned after hearing this, and said: "I, I didn't betray you, my dear, what are you talking about?"
"Now that things are like this, are you still hiding it from me?" the English teacher said strangely and sadly.
"No honey, I really don't know what you're talking about."
The English teacher almost shed tears. Pointing to the green hat on his head, he said: "Look at this hat! What else do you have to explain? What is this? This is a green hat. You put me in a green hat." ah!"
Chinese teacher: "..."
The female Chinese teacher was controlled by the green hat of the male English teacher for several seconds before she said in a daze: "No, dear, I...I didn't do anything!"
The English teacher became even more angry after hearing this.
"I haven't done anything yet, so what's going on with the green hat on my head?!"
"No, I don't know why you have a green hat on your head, but I really didn't do anything." The Chinese teacher was a little depressed. She didn't do anything. Where did her husband get the green hat on his head?
But the English teacher Gui was so carried away by the cuckold that he beat her up without even caring about what the Chinese teacher said.
Then the two weirdos started fighting with each other.
The Chinese teacher was very unjust, and the Chinese teacher was also angry when he was being slapped. He couldn't help shouting: "Why are you so mean? You only know how to frame me, right? You always say two sentences every day to break the English, and you seem to have a sense of superiority, green hat Shit, that’s a cuckold! I’m telling you... you’re being cuckolded!”
The English teacher was even more furious: "Oh no! Shit!!!"
The Chinese teacher also scolded: "Shit, you big piece of shit! Shit!"
"Shit!"
"Shit!"
"Shit!"
"Shit!"
"green hat!!"
"Cuckold smash!!!"
Principal Gui was confused again when he saw this. He didn't know why the English teacher and the Chinese teacher started scolding each other.
And where did the cuckold come from on top of the English teacher’s head? How outrageous.
Li Fei and other players couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Let me go, what kind of weird prop is this?
He watched helplessly as Bai Wan took out a cuckold from his pocket and put it on Weiwei's head.
Does this big guy have such outrageous weird props... This level of abstraction seems to be no less than the underwear thrown out before.
No way, are all the family props like this? The more abstract they look, the more powerful they are?
Is this "family" a treasure bag? How many weird weird props are there!
And watching the "family" use outrageous and abstract means, first making a new-age woman cry, and then using the green hat to destroy the relationship between husband and wife.
The originally terrifying weirds were dispersed by him in an instant, leaving only a weird principal standing there alone.
The weird principal also stared at the human in front of him vigilantly at this time, inexplicably a little scared.
This human in front of him is really too weird. He actually made a couple quarrel and break up, and even persuaded a woman to refuse to participate in the weird game. This is really outrageous.
Bai Wan looked at the principal in front of him and couldn't help but start thinking about what methods he could use to deal with this principal.
This principal looks very cultured, otherwise he can't be a principal.
So it probably won't work to persuade him to live for himself by talking. After all, this kind of principal should be very rich, and he probably can't live for himself anymore.
Then should I cuckold the principal?
Bai Wan thought of this and asked tentatively: "Um, brother, do you have a wife at home?"
After hearing this, the strange principal couldn't help but said in his heart: "What are you going to do?"
Bai Wan smiled gently.
Okay, in that case, let's cuckold this strange principal again.
Just when Bai Wan was thinking this, the system suddenly sounded a reminder.
[Ding! Congratulations, your pet Shuigui has returned, completed the soul-returning journey, and brought you rich specialties. ]
Bai Wan was a little surprised after reading it. Did his little pet come back from the trip so soon?
While the strange principal was looking at him vigilantly, Bai Wan quickly read the detailed information.
It was written about his pet Xiao Shuigui, the detailed experience and encounters during the trip.
[Xiao Shuigui came to the "Soul-Returning" copy, and its eyes were nostalgic, finally returning to his home.
Then it tried hard to find things and bring gifts back to its owner.
It first came to the seaside, where there were many mirage fragments that were shattered by the "Ghost God Stripping". It began to collect them, a total of three. 】
Bai Wan was looking at the text. When he saw this, the fragments of the harvested three mirages popped up in front of him. They flashed in front of his eyes and fell into the system pocket with a ding.
【Then the cute little water ghost dived into the Yellow Spring again. Its "undersea travel" power was very powerful. As long as the things appeared in the copy, it could swim over and travel.
It tried to get Chu Xuan's underwear, but was discovered by Chu Xuan.
Chu Xuan exuded a terrifying breath and shouted angrily: "What a pervert! A pet with a perverted owner is really a pervert?!"
The little water ghost was very scared after being discovered, so he ran away.
The little water ghost has a strong hiding ability and swimming ability, and can quickly leave an area.
So although it was dangerous, the little water ghost still successfully escaped and stole a can of Yellow Spring water. 】
【Ding! Congratulations on getting Yellow Spring Water +1]
Bai Wan was very surprised after reading it.
What a powerful little water ghost, he actually sneaked into the Yellow Spring to steal things.
Although he failed to steal the underwear, he brought back the Yellow Spring Water, which is an extremely valuable resource.
This Chu Xuan is so cruel to his little water ghost, but he still has her heart and can summon her.
See when he needs emergency rescue, and throw Chu Xuan over.
I just don’t know what strength Chu Xuan summoned by the heart can reach, it should be at least half a step to the unknown level, right?
Then Bai Wan continued to read.
I saw that the little water ghost’s travel experience continued to emerge, and wrote:
[Then the little water ghost wandered around the city for a while, and then returned to its own home.
The mother of the little water ghost missed her baby very much.
They met again after a long time, and talked happily. Finally, when they left, the mother gave the little water ghost a box of strange milk, hoping that the little water ghost could grow well. 】
[Ding! Congratulations, you have received a box of weird milk. 】
【Before leaving, the weird mother found her husband, the weird boss of the restaurant, and said to him: "You should also give something to the child..."
【"What? You said it's not your own, so what? Whose child is not a child."
"Although this is not your own blood, does this child have nothing to do with you? How can you be so mean, cold-blooded and ruthless?"
Then the weird boss came to the kitchen silently after hearing this. The little water ghost was looking forward to the gift and looked at the direction of the kitchen with bright eyes.
But seeing the weird boss coming out with a knife, the little water ghost was scared and hurriedly ran back.
And on the way, it met its biological father, the old water ghost.
The old water ghost was very pleased to see that the little water ghost looked so energetic, and muttered in his mouth, haha, it is indeed a water ghost, and the old water ghost happily taught it skills. 】
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