What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

Chapter 353 If Bai Wan’s bug physique and Lin Luoluo’s trick physique appear on the street at the same time...

Before Su Yuening could react, three female spies in white suddenly appeared out of thin air in a place where there was no one there, and a sinister aura emanated from them.

Passers-by screamed and ran away in a hurry.

Lin Luoluo was a little embarrassed when he saw the three weird ones.

It's over, her magic-absorbing physique has been triggered again.

Su Yuening's neck was a little stiff and she turned to the right. They were a group of robbers who ran out of the movie. Then she turned her head to the left. On the left were several female weirdos.

She looked left and right, feeling a little tired.

Does this abstract team of mine really have a future?

Then came a more abstract scene, where three female spies were seen floating towards the robbers.

"Damn it, there's a ghost! Brother, run away!"

Then Su Yuening and others were speechless when they saw that the robber was scared away by three strange beasts.

Okay, your two abilities will trigger each other's plot, right?

The robbers are scared away, is this Season 3 - "Jack's End"?

"puff--"

And Zhang Xuerou laughed out loud when she saw the three poor robbers being scared away by the weirdness.

This is a reality story, why did you make it into a supernatural story?

I don’t know if there will really be a third season.

At this time, things began to look strange in the surrounding area.

Not far from Bai Wan and the others, a young man was shopping with his girlfriend in his arms, but slowly he felt something was wrong.

He turned his head and saw that his girlfriend was bleeding from all her orifices, and her face turned pale. At that moment, the young man was extremely panicked, and forgotten memories suddenly appeared in his head.

He thought with horror, no, his girlfriend was a dancer, and on the way to dance practice, she got into a car accident and died a long time ago.

Where did he get his girlfriend?

The young man was very frightened.

The female spy also showed a gloomy smile to him, and the blood on her face dripped on the ground. But before the young man could scream, he saw his girlfriend who had originally stretched out her hand to grab him. Her stretched out hand actually wrapped around her out of thin air. He walked around in a circle, and then the whole person jumped up.

“Da da da da da da…”

"The tired Nala ko Nuoyi is also oh mo o 嗦嗚嚚爱昚之意~七囦意到就是~ko to! 马oilyi ko soba nu k 嘚 cenei!!"

The young man was stunned and looked at his cunning girlfriend with a confused expression.

Damn it, the Pure Land of Bliss!

At this moment, the young man was completely frozen.

Please ask for help. My dead girlfriend suddenly appears and dances in the Pure Land for me. What should I do? Waiting online.

And now there is chaos in many places.

In the square not far from Bai Wan, a little boy playing with a rubber ball looked blankly at the headless uncle in front of him, and then said to the uncle in front of him: "Kid, let me show you a somersault."

After saying that, he turned over flexibly.

The little boy looked at the headless uncle who was doing somersaults in front of him and was stunned for several seconds. He was so frightened that he cried out.

Then a relatively good-looking girl looked panicked because a group of strange things suddenly appeared and stuck her in the corner, and terrible ghostly auras emanated from them.

Those weird faces were blurred, and blood even flowed from their mouths.

"It's over, it's over." The girl looked desperate.

And then, the weird group of people stretched out their hands at the same time, and then said loudly in unison: "Please..."

please?

Please spare my life?

The girl was despairing.

As a result, she heard this group of tricksters say at the same time: "Please keep your underwear!"

girl:"??!"

Su Yuening looked at all the abnormalities nearby with strange eyes.

Lin Luoluo was also in a daze at this time.

Originally, her weirdos were very vicious and always hurt people, so she didn't like to go out for walks and always hid alone to avoid contact with people.

But now, although her weirdness will appear, it seems to be less lethal. At most, it will become a group of headless monsters who like to do somersaults, or a group of undead dancing in the Pure Land of Paradise, or a slightly more perverted one, that is, a group of weirdos. It's just a girl's underwear.

Because Bai Wan was present, all his weirdos became abnormal. Did they become funny weirdos?

Or is the joke coming back to life?

This made Lin Luoluo dumbfounded. Is this good or bad?

Fortunately, Lin Luoluo and Bai Wan's physiques were not triggered all the time. After a little confusion, everything returned to normal, and basically no one was hurt.

Only that poor young lady was surrounded by a group of spooks asking for underwear, and she might have some doubts about life.

But no matter what, her life is not in danger after all, right?

Nowadays, there are many weird things in the real world, and this kind of harmless weird thing about asking for underwear is probably the most benign among them.

"I feel like I've almost finished shopping. It's been quite lively all the way. I'm a little hungry. Why don't we go to the buffet?"

Su Yuening didn't want to go on anymore. She always felt that if she kept going like this, she still didn't know what would happen. She might as well finish the buffet and go back to the hotel to have a good sleep and watch the fireworks in the park at night.

Zhang Xuerou also nodded.

Indeed, after walking for such a while, I felt a little hungry.

"Then let's go."

Everyone agreed unanimously.

They thought of the delicious buffet and were a little greedy.

So they walked for a while and came directly to the door of the buffet. Liu Tong seemed to have finished her fitness and gathered with them at the door.

And Liu Tong was not the only one. Su Yuening and others were a little surprised to see that there were 7 Baiwan dwarfs following her.

Oh my god, do these seven Baiwan dwarfs also want to eat buffet?

But it’s not bad to have this little money.

So Su Yuening and others ignored the Baiwan dwarfs who suddenly appeared and walked into the buffet restaurant together.

This buffet is newly opened, so there are many people.

"Hello, our buffet is 98, because today is the first time to open a discount, now it is 75 yuan per person." A male waiter said to them with a smile.

The man is very young and has a good image.

Bai Wan and the others nodded and directly scanned 75 yuan on WeChat. When it came to Liu Tong, Bai Wan suddenly had an idea and said to the waiter: "Hey, young man, is there any discount for the elderly? Our old lady Liu is 80 years old."

Liu Tong: "???"

The waiter saw the gray-haired old lady and said: "Yes, yes, half price for the elderly, and half price for children."

Bai Wan's eyes lit up when he heard it, and then said: "Great, you seven will also get half price."

The waiter was stunned after hearing it.

What 7?

Then he subconsciously lowered his head and couldn't help but say "Fuck!"

He looked at the 7 children surrounding the feet of the old lady Liu in surprise.

They were only as tall as the calves of normal people, and now they were drooling at him.

The most outrageous thing is that the 7 children look the same.

Bai Wan was surprised to see the waiter, and couldn't help but coughed and said, "Oh, septuplets, septuplets, they are all my children, you see we look exactly the same."

The waiter looked strange, they really look exactly the same, but this child is too short...

"Don't worry about their size, they are malnourished and underdeveloped." Bai Wan casually perfunctory.

"Is that so...Okay, then, that old lady Liu and these children can all be half price..."

Bai Wan nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Liu Tong's face suddenly changed, and then rushed out the door and hid in a corner next to the buffet.

And Bai Wan also followed curiously and said, "What's wrong."

"Not good, I seem to be unable to control my strength, I..."

Before Liu Tong finished speaking, Bai Wan couldn't help but widen his eyes and saw that he had gradually changed from the original image of an old lady to a very large frog, more than one meter tall.

Is this...Frog in the well mode?

Bai Wan was stunned. He didn't expect Liu Tong to have a bug again at this time.

"Bai Wan!!"

He just mentioned that turning into a frog can exit Snow White mode, but he didn't expect it to be triggered...

"Gua, how should I eat the buffet?"

Frog Liu Tong was a little speechless.

He was also looking forward to eating buffet with everyone, and now seeing that he turned into a frog, he was very sad.

Bai Wan comforted him: "Don't worry, don't worry, I will help you find out some information."

As he said, Bai Wan returned to the buffet restaurant and asked the waiter: "Hey, this guy, can pets enter your place?"

The guy was stunned after hearing this, and then said: "This, in principle, is not allowed."

"Ah, I understand, then it's okay." Bai Wan nodded with sudden realization.

The guy was silent again after hearing this.

Okay, your reading comprehension is really perfect.

But he is not the boss. The boss has many stores, so he has something to do and didn't come today, the first day of opening.

But the boss had previously told him to receive guests well on the first day and not to cause any trouble.

So although pets are not allowed in principle, if a customer brings one on the first day, they can bring one, and the boss didn't specifically ask for this.

"What kind of pet do you want to bring?" the waiter asked.

"Frog, I have a little frog."

Frog?

The waiter thought for a moment and nodded.

"Okay, frogs are fine, they're not big anyway."

He was a little curious, wondering why this person actually kept frogs, which was really rare. Don't they usually keep cats and dogs? But he didn't think much about it.

After all, what's wrong with a frog? Just bring it.

"Okay, I wish your restaurant a prosperous business, it's so thoughtful." After saying that, Bai Wan ran out and then ran in again.

When the waiter saw Bai Wan coming in, the smile on his face disappeared in an instant.

Then his mouth opened a little bit, and his eyes froze.

He looked at a big frog that was more than one meter long, probably more than one and a half meters long, crawling in behind Bai Wan in disbelief.

Waiter: “???”

“Fuck!!!”

“What is this?”

“My pet frog.” Bai Wan said with a shy smile.

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