What's the crash? I'm playing the game normally.

"This starts from when we entered Black Mountain... I first used the pea cannon to attack the weirdness, and then summoned the Sunflower Queen, but there were too many weirdnesses so... everyone temporarily hid in the sewers... Then... the mountain god from the future invaded, and the current small mountain god devoured the future big mountain god... The Blood Corpse Bodhisattva and the mountain god started fighting, two unsolvable weirdnesses, you know, very fierce, and finally, the future me appeared... The future me and the mountain god started fighting..."

Listening to Bai Wan's truthful narration, everyone at the headquarters was stunned.

What is this person talking about...

The Sunflower Queen, hiding in the sewer... the future self?

I'm writing a novel...

Even if it's a novel, this kind of chaotic plot won't pass the contract, right?

Everyone looked at each other and suspected that there was something wrong with their family members' mental health.

"Excuse me, can we take out the truth crystal? Because sometimes, your mind may be affected by the weirdness and produce some incredible fantasies. We once had a hunter who claimed to have seen a weird drawing in the headquarters. Isn't it ridiculous? But don't worry, just take a rest for a while." Li Miao comforted.

Bai Wan nodded.

Seeing Bai Wan agreed, Li Miao also put the truth crystal in front.

Bai Wan narrated it again, but everyone was shocked to find that the crystal had not changed at all. If you lie, the crystal will turn red, which means that what Bai Wan said is true.

How is this possible?

Li Miao looked at the truth crystal in front of him and doubted that it was not broken.

"You said that a future weird came through and kept calling, and even the mountain god disappeared, but it still existed. How can this be..."

"Can it?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw a weird shadow appear in the truth crystal and pass by while calling.

And when passing by the crystal, the weird also looked at Li Miao and Bai Wan in confusion from the crystal, and then left, as if asking, huh? Is someone calling me?

Li Miao: "..."

Bai Wan: "..."

Both of them opened their mouths at the same time.

Bai Wan widened his eyes, pointed at the crystal, and said: "Look, this is the weird one who is calling while on the phone!"

Li Miao and everyone rubbed their eyes.

The whole audience fell silent...

Then, the record ended here, and the headquarters began to act in panic.

There is an unsolvable weird on the phone in Black Mountain, and everyone believes it! !

Everyone was boiling!

While the headquarters was making a battle plan, Bai Wan took the opportunity to leave the headquarters and slipped back home, because he found that his body began to become abnormal.

Wow!

Because he was looked at by the weird Bai Wan before, his body began to show strange changes, and it seemed that the power of the bug was stronger.

...

Bai Wan returned home, looking exhausted.

It was not easy along the way.

On the road, the traffic lights turned colorful under the shocked eyes of passers-by, and several vehicles collided with each other because the traffic lights were broken.

He ran quickly when he saw this.

Unfortunately, they were already in the city, with traffic lights everywhere. Every traffic light they passed by turned into a colorful one that changed back and forth.

It was hard to escape to a place without traffic lights.

As a result, they changed taxis six times on the way home, and five of them had flat tires.

One of the taxis was driving, and suddenly the body of the car shook and spliced ​​together. The car turned into a Transformer of several meters, with two wheels as feet, standing up and running wildly with them.

Under the driver's horrified expression, he awkwardly knocked on the Transformer's arm and said, "Tianzhu, let me get off the car."

Before getting off the car, he stuffed a few tickets into the driver's pocket as mental damage compensation.

...

Bai Wan was at home, feeling a little tearful.

His bug had already given him a headache, and now why was it strengthened again!

Let him pass or not? ? ?

Fortunately, the real hunting also received a reward settlement, which made him feel balanced.

Only the system subtitles appeared in Bai Wan's mind.

【Congratulations to player Bai Wan, you have successfully completed the real hunting, and hunted a level S or above for the first time. You will be given a character skill*1. You can learn new skills. I hope you will keep up the good work. 】

Bai Wan was stunned after reading this.

Hunting a level S or above, and you get a new skill?

Too stingy.

But he thought that the hunting mode was originally a system benefit.

The real hunting mode usually does not have rewards. It is probably an exception for me to get rewards. After all, I have completed the imprisonment of a level S monster.

I clicked on the learning button with some expectation.

Then the system disappeared and popped up.

【Congratulations, you have learned a new bug skill, fairy tale book】

【Fairy tale book

Introduction: There is a probability of passively generating fairy tale characters, the probability of negative effects on enemies is relatively large, the probability of negative effects on neutrals is medium, and the probability of negative effects on oneself is relatively small.

Upgradable: After upgrading, the probability of negative effects on ourselves is reduced and the probability of negative effects on enemies is increased. 】

"Is it a fairy tale book?" Bai Wan was stunned after reading this.

According to the description of the skill, fairy tale characters will appear randomly and affect the dungeon. Whether it is good or bad depends on fate.

Quite an interesting skill.

And the probability of negative impact on oneself is relatively low, which is still very practical.

This thing will appear randomly in the dungeon, and the game dungeon may become more chaotic. However, the weird game is already quite chaotic, so this is not bad, right?

It just so happened that he was about to enter the deserted village.

That copy was a special copy, where you could obtain the rare profession craftsman, and it was also related to your special profession ghost captain.

No matter what, you had to pass the deserted village, so this fairy tale was your best weapon.

You should know that some fairy tales are very outrageous, so let them be released in the deserted village copy.

Bai Wan couldn't help but think of the little match girl, Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White and the seven dwarfs, the frog in the well, the emperor's new clothes, etc.

I don't know how these fairy tales will appear.

Bai Wan was inexplicably looking forward to it.

Make the copy more chaotic, so that you have a chance to steal rare professions.

Just when Bai Wan was thinking about the skills, the system prompt came.

[Rule Weird Talk: Deserted Village

Start Time: 72:00:00

Please be prepared, the player list has been announced on the forum, you can check it yourself]

Bai Wan was stunned when he saw the prompt.

The deserted village copy was advanced?

It's really the nature of the dog system.

Can't wait to kill me, right?

However, it is better to go in advance.

It is better to enter the collapsed dungeon earlier than in this collapsed reality!

But the most important thing is that Bai Wan is now seriously aware of his own lack of strength. This time in Black Mountain, he has no resistance to the mountain god. Fortunately, his future self came to disrupt the situation, otherwise, the result is still uncertain.

This time, the large sun mushroom has not been drawn. Relying on the medium-sized sun mushroom and the sunflower queen, he can barely resist the weirdness for a while, which is far from enough.

Therefore, Bai Wan still needs a killer.

Special profession, ghost captain, must be very strong after the job change.

There are very few weird game professions. Bai Wan has heard of the craftsman, who is an ordinary profession, and is already very strong. He can design weird props by himself and has super life-saving skills.

Ordinary professions are so strong, so special professions are even stronger.

The craftsman profession and the ghost captain, he wants to get them together in this dungeon.

The deserted village dungeon is very difficult, and he still needs to prepare well.

[Ding, congratulations, your Flame Mountain has produced a Fire Melting Stone]

Bai Wan was a little surprised after hearing this.

Yes, it is worthy of the title of Legend.

Its ability is the Flame Secret Treasure, which can produce Fire Melting Stone and Fire Soul Stone regularly.

Fire Melting Stone can be used to place plants in Flame Mountain.

The Fire Soul Stone is more precious. Collecting two can summon the Flame Mountain to suppress the weirdness.

Bai Wan couldn't help but think of his future weird self. He didn't know if he could suppress him with a Flame Mountain.

Maybe not, but if it's the mountain god, he can try his best. After all, this is the legendary Flame Mountain.

However, he didn't get the Fire Soul Stone this time, but only the Fire Melting Stone.

Bai Wan was not disappointed. After a long time, there will always be a chance to get the Flame Mountain out.

At this time, Bai Wan couldn't help but fall into thinking. He had placed the sunflower in the Flame Mountain before, so which plant should he put this time?