When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality
Chapter 38 Lu Mingfei’s Birthday (2-in-1)
Lu Mingfei really couldn't determine what kind of changes had happened to this little dog demon that he picked up and brought home.
The aura of this little dog demon is quite complex. It is dominated by its own aura, with its own aura accounting for the majority, and then a little bit of the aura similar to that of Deadpool - it is said to be a demonic aura, but Deadpool's " The "demon aura" doesn't have much in common with the demon aura of this little dog demon. Although it's definitely not a human aura, it's not very similar to the aura of the little dog demon.
But after all, they are monsters from two worlds, so it is not incomprehensible - the monsters in his own world seem to be able to naturally become wise without monks, and it is normal to be quite different from the monsters in that world.
But what's abnormal is that in addition to the little dog demon's own demonic aura and a little aura from Deadpool, there is also a very weak aura from Lu Mingfei himself!
Lu Mingfei's mind raced rapidly, starting with the Deadpool he met that day, recalling the details of when he met and fought with Deadpool. After a few seconds, he came to a bold conclusion.
In the early morning of that morning, during the fight between him and Deadpool, they both left something on the ground - blood.
In his recollection, when he returned to the road by the river to "clean up the aftermath", he did not see any traces of dried blood on the road - he thought it had been cleaned up by sanitation workers, but now It seems that it might have entered the belly of the little dog demon.
Needless to say, Deadpool's blood, whether it was Deadpool's blood when Lu Mingfei severely injured Deadpool's shoulder at the beginning, or the blood that flowed from the wound section when he forcibly removed Deadpool's forearm, all flowed onto the road. .
As for his blood, due to his lack of fighting skills, Deadpool used his uninjured arm to make several long and narrow wounds on his body in a series of moves. Although he had magic protection, it only hurt his flesh. But there is undoubtedly a small amount of blood left in the nail gaps at the tips of Deadpool's claws.
Then he tore off Deadpool's scratched forearm and threw it on the ground. It was probably at that time that his blood remaining on Deadpool's paw remained on the ground, and then entered the little dog demon's body along with Deadpool's blood. The belly became an opportunity for it to become a monster.
This is the only reasonable situation that Lu Mingfei can get along with. It can't be that this puppy is destined to be a genius, and he just watched him and Deadpool fight from a distance and then learned to imitate their auras. Will you be enlightened once and for all?
However, drinking blood to increase intelligence does not actually fit in with the common sense of the world he understands.
Judging from the knowledge from that world that he learned from the Book of Heaven, if an animal wants to become a demon, it needs to be enlightened first, and then "consecrate" it like a human being, and then breathe out the moonlight to give birth to the first ray of demon power. Become a demon.
As for animals opening their minds, they are either enlightened by human beings or great demons of the demon race, or they are hybrids of great demons and humans. A very small number of animals will gain wisdom by swallowing some heavenly materials and earthly treasures that can improve human understanding - provided there are monks Or the demon can help refine it, otherwise it might explode into fireworks.
If this little demon relies on his and Deadpool's blood to become wise, then at least one of his and Deadpool's blood is problematic - it must be Deadpool.
He had seen that Deadpool's blood could cause biological mutations before at the bottom of the river. Although the big fish under the water that was polluted and mutated by Deadpool was far inferior to Deadpool in terms of physical fitness and IQ, the aura on his body was also violent. Chaos, revealing a kind of death aura that is strong on the outside but dry on the inside, with a short life expectancy, but placed in a fish of the same size, it is definitely a god of war.
Especially since it has the home advantage underwater. If Ming Guangyan hadn't unexpectedly shown off his power underwater, then he would have run away against Zhi Ming Zhen Yue Xuan Zhong - go up and learn a water warfare spell first. Say it again.
So Deadpool's flesh and blood is indeed terrifying.
Although the flesh and blood of the great demon in that world also contains powerful power, it is scarce in quantity. Secondly, it is not more effective than some rare medicinal materials, and it is not easy to match with other medicinal materials. Therefore, monks who use the flesh and blood of the great demon to refine medicine Not much.
As for the relatively common number of ordinary monsters...their flesh and blood are really not very useful. It is better to soak some medicinal materials with mana to make medicine. The effect of spiritual plant medicinal materials is actually better.
But if there is a monster like Deadpool in that world... Just because this kind of weakling Deadpool has such strong infectious power, Deadpool's medicinal cost-effectiveness will definitely easily dominate the monsters in that world. I guess the monks In the future, an industry of "medicinal deadpool breeding and breeding" will flourish for deadpools.
But this has nothing to do with Lu Mingfei, after all, the world has exploded.
As for Lu Mingfei's own blood... when he transforms his mana into a physical body and is promoted to Xuanzhao, and then practices hard for another hundred and eighty years, he may be able to make his blood comparable to the treasures of heaven and earth, but now, his blood and There shouldn't be any difference for ordinary people. At most, they are healthier.
After having a rough guess, Lu Mingfei stopped thinking too much. After all, he had too little information and thinking too much would be of no use.
Although he was indeed very curious, the worst thing he could do was wait until his cultivation level was higher to test the heavenly secrets directly.
Sometimes, those with high cultivation can really do whatever they want.
Silently deciding in his heart that when his cultivation level is high, he must learn a secret technique from the Heavenly Book to calculate what happened to the little dog demon. Lu Mingfei focused on another thing.
He hasn't given the little dog demon a name yet, so he can't just call it "little dog demon", right?
The name is nice to say or not.
Fortunately, when he was giving the little dog demon a bath, he had already thought of a name for the little dog demon.
Lu Mingfei leaned down, skillfully raised the little dog demon's front legs, straightened his arms, raised it diagonally upwards, held it in front of him, and walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room facing the evening sunset.
The orange-red light of the setting sun shines through the window, and the little dog demon is facing the light, with sunlight filtering through the edges of its pitch-black hair.
"Ahem, no matter what, since you have my breath, from now on, your last name will be Lu," Lu Mingfei said softly, with solemn eyes and a solemn expression, he raised his head and looked at being lifted. The little dog demon said with a strong voice and a low tone, "My child, on the day you were born, the entire forest of Lordaeron was whispering this name..."
"Lu! Ming! Ze!"
"Woof! Woof! Woof!"
Little dog demon, no, Lu Mingze echoed Lu Mingfei smartly.
"No, wait," Lu Mingfei put away his serious expression, put down Lu Mingze, who was lifted up by him, and said with some hesitation, "Although I really hate that fat guy, I will give it to you directly." This name seems a bit too much..."
"Let's change it," Lu Mingfei spread out his right hand, made a fist with his left hand and beat it on his right hand, "Same pronunciation but different words, from now on you can call me Lu Mingze! That's perfect!"
"Woof woof woof!"
Lu Mingze agreed again.
Lu Mingfei nodded with satisfaction, satisfied with his wit.
He wanted to say something else, but his cell phone suddenly rang in his trouser pocket.
Lu Mingfei took out his newly purchased mobile phone, and there were only two words on the caller ID.
uncle.
After buying a mobile phone and applying for a mobile phone card, Lu Mingfei called his uncle to report that he was safe. At the same time, he declined his uncle's offer to come back. After hanging up the phone, he added a note to his uncle's number.
Lu Mingfei answered the phone and put it to his ear.
"Hey! Are you Mingfei?"
Uncle's voice came from the receiver, and the background sound was the sound of BMW's engine,
"Well," Lu Mingfei said softly, "Uncle, are you coming home from get off work?"
"Yes, we are on the way, we are almost home," the uncle said with a smile in his tone, "Mingfei, do you remember what day tomorrow is?"
"tomorrow?"
Lu Mingfei was slightly stunned. He was so busy during this period that he didn't pay attention to any special days recently.
But after all, his memory is no longer what it used to be. As soon as he recalled it, it was like turning over a calendar in his mind, and a special day that he had almost forgotten jumped out of the calendar in his mind.
"Tomorrow? It seems... it's my birthday?"
Although he remembered it very clearly, Lu Mingfei's tone was a little uncertain.
"Don't act like it, tomorrow is your birthday!" Uncle said cheerfully, "Mingfei, what gift do you want tomorrow?"
"A gift?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, then refused, "Forget it, I'm not a child anymore. I'll just buy one for myself tomorrow."
"That's not possible," said the uncle. "As for birthday gifts, what others give you and what you give to yourself are both meaningful, but they have different meanings. When you celebrate your birthday, you can give yourself a gift, and no one can give it to you. What’s the point of the gift you gave me?”
"No need, uncle, I..."
"But I can also guess that you are a shy child and may be embarrassed to say what you want," the uncle said in a wise tone, "Everything was as expected." "So I have given it to you in the cake shop next to your school. I ordered a birthday cake. Remember to pick it up and eat it tomorrow afternoon. I have been choosing that cake for a long time!"
Lu Mingfei suddenly froze, pursed his lips, and blinked hard several times.
"Thank you, uncle..."
"Don't say thank you to uncle and nephew. My brother entrusted you to me. Isn't it natural for me, an uncle, to buy a cake for my eldest nephew?" The uncle interrupted Lu Mingfei cheerfully, and then suddenly sighed, "Actually, I want you to come back for your birthday, but you also know your aunt’s temper.”
"Although she has a good heart, she is good-looking and strong. You left before and her anger may not be completely gone," my uncle rambled on the phone. "When you come back, I'm afraid she will quarrel with you again. How bad would it be to have a birthday that is too big to make you, the birthday boy, unhappy?"
"So if you really want to come back, you can come back. If you really don't want to come back to celebrate your birthday, then don't come back yet. Don't wrong yourself by celebrating your birthday. Don't put any psychological burden on yourself. You only have to celebrate your birthday once in your life. One less time, so having a good time is the most important thing.”
"Yeah...I know, uncle."
Lu Mingfei held up the phone and nodded, as if his uncle could see it in the car.
"But it's good to be happy. The cake I ordered for you is not too small. You must be careful not to eat too much. Eating too much cake is not healthy," the uncle warned. "Look at which classmate and friend you have a better relationship with." Can you ask them to come together?"
"I have a few friends. The cake is not big, so it should be enough to share."
Lu Ming is not the way.
"That's good. If there are any leftovers, remember to put them in the refrigerator." The uncle suddenly remembered something, "Mingfei, does the house you rent have a refrigerator? If not, you can share it with your neighbors. Don't leave it outside. It will break easily in the summer... "
"Uncle, don't worry, I have a refrigerator in my house," Lu Mingfei said. "Not only does it have a refrigerator, it also has an air conditioner."
"That's great!" The uncle in the car was beaming. "It's a hot month this month. It's much more comfortable with air conditioning. Don't be reluctant to turn on the air conditioning! Don't save the electricity bill. If you don't have enough money, tell me !”
"Uncle, don't worry, I still have enough money. The air conditioner is on, it's quite cool," Lu Mingfei said with some confusion, "But when it comes to money, uncle, where did you get the money to buy the cake? Auntie is in charge of the money. Isn’t it pretty tight? Did she agree to your purchase?”
"Hey! Can she still control me?" Uncle said in a bold tone, full of anger, "I applied to her for the money to buy cigarettes, and then bought a few packs less. I gave my colleagues a few cigarettes when I had nothing to do, plus the money I secretly left before. , I still have money left over to buy you a cake!"
"..."
"What's wrong? Mingfei? Why don't you speak?"
"It's okay. The signal was not very good just now. It must have been because I told you not to pass it through," Lu Mingfei said in his usual tone, "Thank you, uncle."
"Oh!" Uncle responded, "Oh, by the way, and Mingfei, don't just eat cake tomorrow, remember to eat a bowl of longevity noodles! I know you young people like to eat cakes more, but don't longevity noodles mean longevity? ? It’s good to ask for good luck! Since you’re out anyway, how about going to a restaurant and eating a bowl of better noodles as longevity noodles?”
"Well, I'll go eat at noon tomorrow and pick up the cake after a while."
Lu Mingfei responded.
"That's good! By the way, Mingfei, have you had dinner? What are you going to eat?"
"I haven't eaten yet. It's still a bit early now. I'll cook some for myself later. I'm learning to cook recently."
"Learn to cook? It's good to cook. Girls will like boys who can cook."
"Um."
"Mingfei, I'll hang up the phone when I get home downstairs. Go and cook."
The engine sound faded over the phone.
"Okay, then I'll hang up too..."
Lu Mingfei was about to hang up the phone when his uncle's voice rang again: "By the way, Mingfei, when you turn on the air conditioner, remember to open the windows for ventilation every day. It's not good for your health if the air doesn't circulate for a long time!"
"Yeah, I remember."
Lu Mingfei answered, and his uncle hung up the phone.
"call……"
Putting down the phone, Lu Mingfei was silent for a few seconds, exhaled, squatted down and gently rubbed Lu Mingze's head.
"Mingze, let me give you a nickname. Your first name will be Lu Mingze, and your nickname will be... Xiaotian, how about"
"Woof woof!"
Xiao Tian agreed.
…
The next day, in the evening, Lu Mingfei walked into Wangyou Residence carrying a box of birthday cakes.
"Mingfei, you're back! Come on, come on, we're all ready, let's cut the cake!"
Su Jinye, Jiang Yunsi and Su Xiaoqiang sat around the table, Jiang Yunsi sat between Su Jinye and Su Xiaoqiang, and there was an empty seat between Su Xiaoqiang and Su Jinye.
"Why are you here?!"
Lu Mingfei looked at Su Xiaoqiang with wide eyes.
He stayed at Wangyouju for more than ten days. During this period, Su Xiaoqiang basically came once every two or three days. Not to mention that she just came yesterday, and she probably wouldn't come today.
He came to Wangyouju before picking up the cake, and Su Xiaoqiang was indeed not there at that time.
"Just here," Su Xiaoqiang glanced sideways at Lu Mingfei, "What? Are you not happy if I come to celebrate your birthday with you?"
"No, no, it's my honor to have the little goddess come to celebrate my birthday with me." Lu Mingfei put down the cake and untied the nylon rope tied to the cake, "I'm just afraid that a young lady like you won't be able to get used to it. Such a cheap cake.”
"I can even endure you, what else can't I endure?"
Su Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes.
"Um...two me?"
Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.
Su Xiaoqiang was speechless.
Ten minutes later, Su Xiaoqiang, who had swallowed the last piece of cake on the plate, suddenly said to Lu Mingfei, who was still fighting next to him: "By the way, come with me tomorrow and I'll give you a birthday present."
"Ahem..." Lu Mingfei choked on a mouthful of cake, quickly took a sip of water, widened his eyes and asked, "Are you serious?"
"I'm just kidding?"
Su Xiaoqiang asked back.
"No, forget it as a birthday gift. It's too troublesome. Besides, we are all classmates and we know each other quite well, so there is no need to be so polite..."
"Excuse me," Su Xiaoqiang raised a nice brow, "First of all, I'm not familiar with you. Secondly, you don't have to give it, but I have to give it. Otherwise, what will others say about me if word spreads? I won't even give you a birthday gift. Classmates buy it?"
Lu Mingfei waved his hand: "How could it be spread..."
Su Xiaoqiang glanced at Su Jinye, and Lu Mingfei stopped.
Oh, it's possible that word could get out.
"Anyway, it's settled," Su Xiaoqiang agreed, "Just think of it as repaying me for taking you in. If you dare to come or not, hey, you have to think about the consequences yourself!"
Lu Mingfei showed a bitter face.
…
Uncle and aunt's house.
Uncle, who had unbuttoned his suit jacket in the elevator, opened the door and entered the house. On the dining table were marinated vegetables, white sauce, vinegar and cucumber shreds.
The uncle was stunned and asked in the kitchen: "Honey! Are you going to eat noodles today?"
"Why are you asking? Why don't you change your clothes and go eat!"
Auntie Hedong lion roars.
The uncle quickly shrank his neck and walked quickly to the bedroom.
"Wait a minute!"
The aunt in the kitchen suddenly gave an order.
"What's wrong, wife?"
The uncle stood at attention.
"Someone came to our house today during the day and gave a few packs of the cigarettes you usually like to smoke. I put them on the bedroom table for you and will put them away later!"
"I got it, wifey!"
This chapter has more than 4,800 words, close to 5,000. Since it’s a bit difficult to divide into chapters, I just combined the two into one!
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