When the Juggernaut Comes To the Second Dimension

Only two meals would definitely cause a dispute, so Yong Ye wisely called and ordered a takeaway for Tohka who had not woken up while complaining.

Before the takeaway arrived, Origami, who should have gone to the morning exercise, also ran back, panting slightly, and a strange doll in his hand, with a button on the right eye and red eyes on the left, a funny and funny bunny hand puppet.

"...Did you...where did you pick it up?"

"I saw it on the side of the road when I was running. How about it? Is it cute?"

Origami put the hand puppet on, raised it and shook it twice at Yong Ye.

"...well, cute." (Not at all.)

Hiding his inner thoughts, Yong Ye copingly affirmed this, the funny rabbit that Origami took a fancy to for some unknown reason.

And Origami, who got this answer, looked at the puppet in his hand, then looked at Yong Ye, and then handed the puppet to Yong Ye.

"...Since you like it too, I'll give this to you."

"Oh, no..."

"Yesterday's return gift, I will prepare well, this does not count."

As if worried that Yong Ye might misunderstand something, Origami immediately explained it.

In this case, Yong Ye doesn't know what to say anymore. Now, when he has just praised, if he suddenly says that he is not cute, it is like slapping himself, so he can only choose to accept this funny rabbit puppet.

When Origami observed the rabbit hand puppet, he noticed that the hand puppet was quite dirty, so he took the hand puppet again.

"It's still dirty, I'll wash it first."

"...that's really bothering you."

There is suffering, and Yong Ye, who doesn't know how to say it, nodded silently.

The dull days passed slowly. After about five days, the revival troops had perfectly repaired the school that was damaged by the space earthquake caused by the appearance of Tohka. The school returned to normal order again, and the students were notified to go to school normally.

Yong Ye once again acted as a teacher who fished in troubled waters and became a salary thief who did not attend classes, but within two days, in order to avoid criticism, he became a special senior consultant in the school, a top foreign language expert hired at a high salary, and students and teachers did not know much about foreign languages. Understand, no matter which country you can ask him.

Due to the existence of real materials, even the act of fishing in troubled waters is regarded as the due treatment of top intellectuals, and it is also particularly respected.

On the third day he just resumed school, he still put a case of wine in the office openly. He resumed his old hobby of serving as a priest and started drinking wine again. Even so, the school turned a blind eye. .

Yong Ye felt as if he was ruining the school atmosphere, but he didn't want to care about it that much. It wasn't too important anyway, so he was too lazy to care about it.

He felt quite comfortable in school life. When he watched children quarrel or have some minor conflicts, he also felt that it was just a manifestation of peace. He could even drink and watch dramas with relish, as if everything had nothing to do with him... He really felt that it had nothing to do with him. .

It's just... Sometimes when he takes the stairs and meets the sisters of the Wuhe family, his mood will be destroyed, and he feels that the whole person is not very good, such as this morning...

"--- let let let!"

Carrying a bottle of newly purchased wine as a drink of water and walking up the stairs, Yong Ye suddenly heard a loud cry from Wuhe Qinli behind him that was different from his petite figure, and subconsciously stepped aside.

"Wait! Stop pushing me! I can go by myself!"

"Hurry up! If you don't hurry up, you'll be late!"

Wuhe Shizhi was reluctantly pushed forward by Wuhe Qinli, and soon arrived in front of Yongye, and then...

"Hey! Shiori! You seem to have a pushpin on your foot!?"

Kotori rudely called her sister by her first name, pointing at her left foot and shouting.

"Hey?! Pushpin!??"

Shiori, who didn't know why, believed that he was always a trickster sister, and subconsciously lowered his head and looked down, raised his feet and bent over to observe the soles of his shoes.

"Whoo~wow~!"

Taking this opportunity, Kotori glanced at Yong Ye, and very simply lifted up the skirt that was woven by the taxi that was told not to wear safety pants this morning, and showed the pink bear **** carefully selected by a group of people in Yong Ye. In front of the night, in addition to this, you can see the **** curves unique to the girl's buttocks.

"—Yeah!!"

"—Pfft, cough! Cough, cough, cough!!"

When the **** were lifted, Shiori let out a very feminine scream, and something unexpected came into view, which made Yong Ye, who was drinking red wine as water, almost spit out after taking a sip, but he tried to restrain himself. As a result, he choked on the wine and let the wine flow into his trachea. He couldn't breathe and kept coughing.

The smell of alcohol, fermenting in the windpipe, is an indescribable torture. But there is no way, right? Who can stand seeing something like this early in the morning?

It's an existence that can't be distinguished between men and women. Suddenly wearing women's underwear and being pulled open to make him look straight, this is definitely the ultimate existence with hot eyes.

It was because of his doubts about Shiori Wuhe's gender that he didn't have the heartbeat Wuhe Qinli expected, or the idea of ​​a lucky satyr. Instead, he felt that his eyes had been severely hit in this early morning, and it was a good and refreshing morning. , was also made spicy.

...

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(PS: Regarding Wuhe Qinli’s explanation, Wuhe Qinli and Tokisaki Kurumi actually have a side that is not shown in the novel, and there is indeed a consciousness of sacrifice for the task, not completely arrogant and self-willed, I have read the novel The second half should be able to understand...

Then, the journey of these two volumes of return is considered to have little to do with the main story. Don't say that the main story has not been advanced, and the plot has not been advanced, because this is not the main story. If you don't like it, you can skip it, and it will not affect anything.

Finally... Shiori Wuhe used to be a real girl instead of a fake mother, at least it existed in the original book, so it is not completely nonsense to say that the gender is unknown. )

Chapter 15 From mutual calculation to mutual death?

school hours.

Yong Ye looked at the peaceful campus outside the window, trying to forget the scene he witnessed early in the morning by drinking alcohol. At the same time, he inadvertently touched the real hair under a wig and tried to identify Shiori Wukawa's hair.

【Name: Wuhe Shiori · Wuhe Shidou

Blood type: type A

Height: 170cm

Measurements: B82·W70·H87 and B84·W60·H85

Gender: Male Female

Age: 16

Physical condition: there are special circumstances, different from normal people

Relation: There is an aunt and nephew relationship with the superior appraiser, Chonggong Mana]

"...Is there really a problem with this identification technique? What are the two names and two genders? You are so perfunctory when you are not sure... And does it really have a relationship with Shidou Wuhe? But what about the relationship between aunt and nephew? Are you making fun of me? This broken identification technique..."

Looking at the language of the other world formed by the light, Yong Ye's heart didn't know what to say except speechless, although... he felt that it might be true.