When the Juggernaut Comes To the Second Dimension

"What do you mean by this? I hate it the most, especially in this situation, as if..."

"Do you have to go on, teacher? Or do you want me to say it? I personally think that sometimes laughing and not speaking is the greatest manifestation of respect and etiquette. What do you think?" He tilted his head slightly, and put his finger on his lips again, as if to signal others not to speak.

"..."

Kurumi's words made Yong Ye unable to keep silent. He understood that his reputation, especially in the class, was completely corrupted by Wuhe Kotori. Tokizaki Kurumi seemed to believe in Kotori's slander now, which made him quite depressing.

It's just that he felt that no matter how he defended, it seemed that he couldn't achieve much effect. Kurumi should still be concerned about the last time he asked about his age. Now, he still chooses to educate Kotori when he has time. .

When Yong Ye was thinking silently, Kuang San lowered his body, leaned forward and raised his eyes, peeping at Yong Ye's contemplative face.

"...Don't look at it, you can't see the flowers, we will discuss this point later." With a bit of self-deprecation, Yong Ye shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile, and pressed it on Kuang San's head. She pushed it back again to avoid her prying on her, and after a light cough, she said solemnly, "Let's continue the previous topic now."

"Alala~ Teacher, as Kotori-san said, she only likes children under the age of fourteen."

"...Hey! Didn't you just mention this yourself? Why did you suddenly say this yourself?"

Kuang San, who was clearly not talking before, suddenly brought up the matter when Yong Ye cooperated to change the subject, which made Yong Ye feel like he was being played, and wanted to educate her.

Faced with this pressing question, Kurumi seemed to be joking and pretending to be stupid, put his index finger on his chin and looked away with a smile and said, "Aiya~ there's no way to do this, right? Who asked the teacher to talk in front of a beautiful girl. Something about a half-year-old child? It's not normal no matter how you think about it, right?"

"What's wrong?"

"Nowhere is normal."

In the face of the rebuttal, Kurumi affirmed the abnormal behavior without hesitation, and stared at Yong Ye without turning his eyes, and giggled again as if he was amused.

"Maybe the teacher who treats girls over fourteen years old as women doesn't feel that way, but I'm not boasting, I am also a pretty outstanding girl. The topic of conversation with me over the years is either about me, or On himself, or something else trying to get my attention, it's the first time a man has focused on another girl, and it's still... a loli."

"...I'm just asking out of curiosity, why is my fetish being misunderstood to such an extent?"

If Kuang San doesn't know if this is a mental blow, Yong Ye has a feeling of being hit by a critical blow. While refuting, he can't help but feel depressed about why this world is so strange.

Hmm... There must be something wrong with this world... The reputation has been ruined by Wuhe Qinli.

However, it is not Yong Ye's style to be ridiculed unilaterally. After regrouping, he launched a counterattack against Kuang San.

"Although your words are indeed not boasting, but even if you are indeed a beautiful girl, it is only if you do not reveal your nature! Knowing your various quirks and the character flaws that are standard with elves, Not many normal men would strike up a conversation with you."

"Ah Lie Lie? The teacher really dares to say it." Not angry because of Yong Ye's words, Kuang San just retorted with a calm smile, "---It's obviously just a lo*ic*n."

"...So, when did I become a lo*ic*n? And you obviously look down on lo*ic*n, don't you? I apologize to the lo*ic*n all over the world first, and then to me, who is not a lo*ic*n, You rude girl."

"Oh~? Don't you admit it?"

As if it was really strange, Kurumi looked at Yong Ye with a look that seemed to say, what is the meaning of sophistry even now, so that Yong Ye, who was innocently framed, couldn't help rubbing his aching temples and sighed. .

"...Nothing, how could I recognize it?"

"Well, since I'm not so reluctant to admit it, then the teacher's interest in young girls will be put aside for now. What I just wanted to talk about was Chonggong Zhenna? I want to know what the child is? The measurements? I'm also entangled with that child for the time being. I knew it for a while, but I'm free to reveal this kind of thing..."

Tokisaki Kurumi, who was rumored to be the most evil spirit, held on to the rumors spread by Kotori, and happily deepened his smile, intending to make fun of Yongye's revenge for what happened not long ago, but before he finished speaking, he let him lift it up. He gestured to her to stop, but Yong Ye, who seemed very helpless, interrupted.

"I'm not interested in the child's measurements, and I've already known that you don't need to tell me. Then, I'm not interested in young girls, can you not let me..."

After Kuang San's words were interrupted, Yong Ye himself only spoke half of it. When Kuang San couldn't help but widen his eyes because of the content of what he said, he noticed this momentarily and thought that he had accidentally leaked his words. The information obtained in the operation stopped immediately.

It's just... it seems a little late to shut up.

...the two of them stared at each other silently for a while without saying a word. , and then... Tokisaki Kurumi hugged the white cat in his arms tightly, backed away from the seat, and silently distanced himself from Yong Ye.

"—No, wait a minute! Kurumi-san! Don't distance yourself from me so blatantly!"

"Sir, are you talking to me?"

The black-haired girl, Tokisaki Kurumi showed a big smile, straight and beautiful, but there was a clear sense of distance in her politeness.

"...Hey, hey, he was called a teacher just now, right? Isn't this a big change?"

"Is it your illusion?"

"...Please, can you please stop showing the expression as if you were saying [what the **** is going on with this sad creature], and then deliberately pretend not to know me??"

"Alala~ This gentleman, you are really joking. We are meeting for the first time, right? If I pretend to be familiar like this, I will call the police? No, it is better to call the police directly, right?" The head rests the palm of the hand on the light cheek.

"That's a misunderstanding! Let me explain, okay? I'll know about Zhenna's measurements, and there are deep reasons for that!"

"I've already called him by his first name. It feels like a good relationship, but—do you think the police will believe these words?"

"Of course I'll believe it! No matter what misunderstanding, even if it's a big one, as long as we communicate, we can definitely understand each other! So please change your tone?"

"Ala~ Are you so sure of it? That means you want to try to defend yourself with the police, right? I'll cheer for you~!"

As if he really wanted to cheer for Yong Ye who went to defend himself with the police, Kuang clenched his fists with three hands in a cheering gesture, but then the conversation suddenly changed, and he put a finger on his chin, "Then... when you went to prison. When I go to visit you, I will bring you some pictures of child stars, even if it is a farewell ceremony for our acquaintance."

"...I really thank you."

At this moment, Yong Ye didn't know what to say.

"No thanks, it should be, after all, I don't have much money."

"...Can we still communicate well?"

"If you can, please don't talk to me. I didn't expect you to have such an interest, and I am a little bit interested in this kind of interest, so what..."

"...This topic almost ends it?"

...Yong Ye has simply given up his defense.

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In his own cafe, the debate between Yongye and Tokisaki Kurumi gradually came to an end. The conclusion was that there was no conclusion, and Kurumi just kept laughing and silent about Yongye's explanation.

"Cough... Fortunately, I am a kind uncle with depth and connotation, so I don't care about your rude little girl, let's get down to business."

With a light cough, Yong Ye revealed the previous words and did not intend to mention them again, and chose to return the topic to the right track again, "Chong Gong Zhenna and you, have you known each other for a while? Then..."

"Sure enough, it's still that child, the teacher is really persistent towards the young girl, I admire it~"

"...Enough, let's talk about you."

After being silent for a while, Yong Ye felt that he had endured to the limit, and it was almost time to make a trick, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and clicked on the photo album "...Actually, I didn't want to do this, but this is all your own. I'm looking for, since you want to hurt each other so much, don't blame me..."

"Ala~ Hurt each other~? Could it be that the teacher secretly took a picture of me taking a bath? That's really cool... But, but—when was this taken!!"

Tokisaki Kurumi, who was full of confidence in Yong Ye's actions, didn't care at all, and even found it interesting, and wanted to tease him in a playful tone, but... Halfway through his words, his face changed dramatically.

In the video played on Yongye's mobile phone, the familiar black-haired girl not only kept making a "meow~meow~" sound to the cat, but also kept rubbing the cat's face against her own face, which made Kuangsan face. His smile disappeared instantly, his eyes widened and his cheeks blushed, he held his breath and slapped the table emotionally and quickly reached out to grab the phone.