Whether the ninja world is in chaos or not, I, Naruto, have the final say.

Tsunade, one of the Sannin of Konoha and the founder of the medical ninja system.

He is also the best doctor in the ninja world.

She is addicted to gambling, and would feel panicked if she didn’t gamble for a day, but her gambling luck is like the law of cause and effect, and she will lose every time she gambles!

That’s not all. As soon as Tsunade started gambling, she got into trouble and borrowed money from others. As a result, her gambling debts piled up, and she had to live a life of evading debt in the future.

Besides that, Tsunade’s biggest feature is……It’s Yan!

Whether he is in his early forties now, or in his fifties in the future, or even seventy years old in Boruto’s biography, this grandma figure is still as young as a little girl.

Naruto just looked at this extremely popular woman for a few times and didn’t feel much.

What hormones can a three-year-old body secrete?

Apart from her beauty, Tsunade has no attraction to Naruto now.

“Come Tsunade, let me introduce to you, this is my new disciple, Uzumaki Naruto!”

Jiraiya gave a thumbs up, with a hint of pride in his tone:”Even though he is only three years old, he has only been exposed to chakra for half a month, but……I have learned the art of shadow clone!”

Tsunade glanced at Naruto with confused eyes.

Ordinary yellow hair.

Pretty cute.

Minato’s Kushina’s child…….

“Shadow clone? She burped and said nonchalantly:”A ninja must be able to do such basic ninjutsu.” Jiraiya twitched the corner of his mouth:”

It seems you are really drunk.””

“Really? I think it’s okay.” Tsunade held the wine bottle and continued to drink wine without any pressure. It was extremely comfortable.

Jiraiya:”Drink less. Tsunade

:”I’m so annoyed. Are you my father?”!”

Jiraiya:”Oh, no one cares about me when I’m drunk…….What about your student, she’s not with you?”

Tsunade:”You mean Shizune? Went home to visit relatives……What, do you think I’m a crazy woman who acts crazy when she’s drunk? Jiraiya said awkwardly:”No, it’s not late at night. I’m worried that you might be in danger while walking at night.””

“ha? Tsunade clenched her fists and said in a showy way:”No one in the world who can threaten me has been born yet!””……No, no, there are still several of them.

Tsunade was drunk and Jiraiya sighed.

The atmosphere became subtle.

Naruto: What a troublesome two parents-in-law, and it’s my master and the woman he likes. This is bad!

The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Jiraiya quietly nodded to Naruto and said,”Kid, don’t you talk a lot? Why are you so quiet now?” Are you reduced to relying on me to lighten the atmosphere?

Having no other choice, Naruto swallowed the beef in his mouth and said,”Teacher Bai Mao, is this big sister your friend?”

“of course! Jiraiya raised his eyebrows and said,”It’s not just as simple as friends, but a more intimate relationship.”——”

Tsunade frowned:”Huh!?”

“teammate! She is your teacher and my teammate! Jiraiya quickly changed his words and said,”You must have heard of the name of Princess Tsunade, one of the three ninjas!””

Naruto suddenly realized:”Oh! So, isn’t she the same age as you?——”

“Little Ancestor, please shut up!”

Jiraiya quickly stuffed some ribs into Naruto’s mouth.

However, it was too late.

Tsunade crushed the wine bottle.

“Kid! You are so brave!”

When you are in your early forties, it is the time when you care most about your age.

Tsunade is angry!

She rolled up her sleeves, revealing her fair arms:”I want to kill him!

Jiraiya quickly went to persuade him:”He is still a child!””

The two made a big fuss.

Naruto took the time to continue showing off the barbecue.

In the end, the farce ended with Jiraiya having a new bag, and Tsunade seemed to be angry and left.

Jiraiya thought for a while.

His eyes swayed between Naruto and Tsunade.

Finally, he sighed and sat back next to Naruto

“Eat slowly and don’t choke. Jiraiya smiled and rubbed Naruto’s head, and said:”As long as you train well from now on, you can eat barbecue every day.””……

“With Jiraiya taking care of him, the child will be fine.”

“No need for me to come in person……Hiccup~！”

On the streets of Konoha, Tsunade’s figure swayed a bit.

It does seem like he had a little too much to drink.

It’s okay, as a medical ninja and the best medical ninja in the world, she knows how to sober up.

It’s just that today’s day is a little special.

Back in Konoha, she was struck by the scene while passing the commemorative monument, and Shizune was not around, so she indulged herself a little.

So, it doesn’t matter if you get drunk for a while longer……

Sit casually against the wall next to a small alley. Basically no one comes to this place anyway, so I won’t be disturbed.

“rope tree, broken……”

Reciting the names of his brother and lover.

Inexplicably, a clear tear streaked down my cheek

“Well, are you okay?”

“Do you need my help?……Call the guard?”

Suddenly, a childish voice sounded, interrupting Tsunade’s thoughts.

She turned around impatiently, and then saw a little girl standing by the alley, looking at her timidly but worriedly…….

The little girl has cherry pink hair. very nice

——————

Early the next morning, the space was sealed.

Naruto’s shadow clones filled the sewers.

In front of the sealed gate, Kyuubi saw that annoying little yellow-haired kid, and the number had actually increased to hundreds!

Yesterday we were still a group of villains who only knew how to”baa yo”.

It’s all normal shadow clones today!

“Kid, I can probably guess what you want to do”

“In fact, we can discuss……”

【Ding!】

【Select the system and start!】

【You have successfully learned the Shadow Clone Technique, why not use the new technique here to get along better with Kyuubi……】

[Provocation] Continue to go against Kyuubi’s will (reward: chakra quality +1)

[Advanced] Sing and dance for Nine Tails (reward: singing and dancing talent +1)

[Super level] Sing and dance with the shadow clones (reward: singing and dancing talent +2)

[Very] Formed a band with the shadow clones to give Kyuubi a better music experience (reward: Music Fu +5)

Uzumaki Naruto took a deep breath.

Options have evolved.

It seems that the system also knows that I don’t intend to just sing today.

Now that the system is ready.

How could I let it down?

“Fox, do you know subject three?”

Naruto looked at Kyuubi. Hundreds of his shadow clones followed the eyes of the main body and stared at Kyuubi together. The vixen who was locked in the iron door was a little scared for no reason.

The inherently evil Uzumaki kid wanted to do something. What?

“music! rise!!!”

I saw the main body giving an order.

The shadow clone opened its mouth and started singing – the song title is”A Smile in the World” DJ version!

There is no background music, just sing!

In the crowd of childish and devilish songs, at least two hundred Uzumaki Naruto Hear the sound and dance!

They seem to have rehearsed, their movements are very neat and uniform, the upper body is swaying with hands, and the lower body is twisting left and right.

Sometimes in slow motion, sometimes in fast rhythm.

Incomparable magic.

In conjunction with the chorus that is still not full of five notes, nine Wei’s fox face gradually wore a mask of pain.

There was one more reason to hate humans.