Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?

Chapter 303: The most fearful thing is to have an epiphany while squatting

The great elder of Nanli Jianzhai racked his brains for a long time, but he couldn't think of any female disciple in the sect who had thick eyebrows, big eyes and a round face.

If there is a person who is about the same age as Han Yu, it seems that there is only one person in the state of great perfection.

"What is the name of the person you are looking for?"

The great elder of Nanli asked curiously at first.

Han Yu replied without thinking, "Youli, a disciple of your sect, who is in the same group as us."

The great elder almost choked. When did my cultivators become in the same group as you? Then he was stunned again.

Youli? Youli?

He couldn't help but glanced into the distance, where a cold figure was constantly shuttling around the city.

Except for the thick eyebrows, big eyes and round face, it was completely in line with the description.

Among the female disciples of Nanli Jianzhai, she was the only one who reached the state of great perfection at a young age. He could be sure that he was talking about his own saint.

However, no matter how he looked at it, he could not connect You Li's pretty face with the round face in the slightest.

The person was definitely not wrong, the only thing wrong was Han Yu's vision.

I had heard from the Supervisory Department earlier that Han Yu had a certain obsession with women, but I didn't expect that he was also face-blind.

How pitiful!

The elder's eyes revealed pity.

But soon he became happy again. If that was the case, then Nanli Jianzhai must have a relationship with this bastard.

At the beginning, the young master of the Mo family almost got the mayfly pill because of the friendship. If it weren't for the dead old ghost of their Mo family who didn't have the courage to eat it, I'm afraid it wouldn't even be the turn of the old guy in Wushuanglou to eat it.

So, it's good to have a relationship, it's good to have a relationship!

Next time, if there is any heaven-defying pill, only he and the old ghost of the Mo family will have the priority.

Thinking of this, he was suddenly happy and said enthusiastically, "She's fine. Let's go to my place."

"No, my friend is still downstairs. Let's go another day."

Han Yu refused immediately. These old men were so enthusiastic because they wanted his elixir, but he didn't have any elixir to supply them. Besides, my cousin and his group were still looking at this place with their necks stretched out!

Below, the people of Ziqiang Sect were nestling in a hidden corner. My cousin and the layman were eager to follow and join in the fun, but they were afraid that Yixian and Yezi would be trapped.

Although there was still Bai Xiangdong, this guy was afraid that he would fly away first if he encountered danger.

When Han Yu came down, he shook his head, "I didn't see Youli."

My cousin and the layman looked at each other and almost laughed out loud, because Youli not only passed by them just now, but also wandered under Han Yu's feet several times.

"What are they doing?"

Han Yu then noticed that Bai Xiangdong was humble and seemed to be asking Yixian for advice.

The layman smiled strangely and winked, saying, "Isn't it just asking for advice on how to be unlucky?"

To be honest, although there are many strange things overseas, they are not as many as the various strange things he encountered in the inland, especially once they are related to Han Yu, they tend to develop in a strange direction.

Don't you think it's rare to see someone who needs to find a way to make himself unlucky.

Bai Xiangdong was just like when he first entered the mountain gate and became a monk. He listened carefully to every word, fearing that he would miss a few words of "magic method"!

Yixian talked freely, standing with his hands behind his back, and recounted various experiences.

Coconut covered his mouth and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Your situation is simpler than mine. I don't know when I will be unlucky, but you can arrange how to be unlucky, so it doesn't matter to me."

When these words came out, Bai Xiangdong was instantly shocked. Even though the other party was just a small cultivator in the other shore realm, his demeanor was really extraordinary.

Yixian even said, "Look, if you curse yourself to fall into the water today, you can fall into the water by boat, fall into the water by flying, or even be dragged into the water by some ghost thing while washing your hands by the river..."

Bai Xiangdong looked at the other party with admiration, thinking, what kind of life did this guy have in the past.

"Hey! The effect of bad luck can also be accidentally encountering an underwater tomb after falling into the water and being trapped, or accidentally going crazy and fainting after falling into the water and being washed away far away."

"At the worst, you can encounter a mountain collapse, a bridge collapse, and a big earthquake during a break in the middle of the day and the house collapses..."

Cousin Mo Xiuwen really didn't lie. This little cultivator is definitely at the master level in the field of bad luck.

Bai Xiangdong was like a studious student, constantly memorizing Yixian's various experiences, and from time to time he could change his own methods to a less miserable one.

He had benefited a lot from just chatting for a while.

Now there was a way to get unlucky, but what about enlightenment?

How to explain enlightenment?

"How much sorrow can you have? What's the matter with my enlightenment?"

Bai Xiangdong turned his head and asked Han Yu with a frown.

"Literally, it's possible anytime and anywhere. Maybe you had an enlightenment when you were unlucky."

Han Yu had no doubt about the authority of the bottle. If it was anytime and anywhere, it would definitely be anytime and anywhere. Even going to the toilet would not affect your enlightenment.

"This thing cannot be controlled. Maybe you are chatting with me, and while chatting..."

Han Yu did not say anything more, because Bai Xiangdong was really standing there with his eyes blank.

You see, enlightenment came as soon as he said it, and it came unexpectedly.

"I suddenly feel that maybe it's not a bad thing to have an epiphany while squatting in the toilet. At most, he can squat for another hour or so. If he has an epiphany while fighting with others, he will be in trouble."

The cousin glanced at Bai Xiangdong and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"How can it not be a bad thing? What if he has an epiphany before taking off his pants?"

The layman disagreed.

Yixian said thoughtfully, "What if he is unlucky and falls into the toilet during his epiphany?"

Blaze! A group of people looked at him in horror. Once this devilish thought came up, it was simply lingering. It was too vivid.

Coconut frowned and quickly dispelled the picture in his mind, and then asked, "Then should we care about him?"

After a discussion, everyone unanimously decided.

Don't care.

After a while, a few people kindly put up a sign: Enlightenment, do not disturb.

Then patted their butts and continued to find a place to sleep.

The whole city was in chaos, but it did not affect their determination to continue sleeping.

Soon after they left, monks who were searching the city would pass by from time to time. They were all attracted by the sign and couldn't help but stop to watch for a while.

Even Youli came. She glanced at the sign and couldn't help but twitch her mouth. She naturally believed that this guy was really enlightened because she was the one who fed him the elixir.

She stood there for a while with a tangled look on her face. She wanted to hit him in the kidney several times, but then she thought about it and gave up.

"After all, this guy is here to help, so let's spare his kidney this time."

Then the crowd gradually dispersed, leaving him alone standing on the corner of the street...