Who put Fatty Blue in my pocket?

The wind blows Wen Fan on a summer night is very comfortable, and if there are no annoying mosquitoes, it is even more comfortable.

Surrounded by a bunch of mosquitoes, Wen Fan came to an old friend's territory.

The rest of the city is noisy and quiet.

Landing on the ground, Wen Fan slapped ten times in the air, and it was a mosquito pie with a casual slap.

However, the number of mosquitoes is increasing, Wen Fan was annoyed by the disturbance, and angrily took out

the air cannon: "Boom

!" A piece of compressed air shot out from the barrel of the air cannon, killing all the mosquitoes in the air, and the mosquitoes that were not killed on the spot were also stunned by the air wave of the air cannon.

Feeling that the world was finally quiet, Wen Fan blew the muzzle of the cannon: "It's a waste to shoot mosquitoes with a cannon! A cannon is 10 points durable, and it can also shoot 8 cannons."

"But ... Wen Fan put away the air cannon and quickly hit the air with both fists: "Cool!"

After venting the resentment in his heart, Wen Fan looked left and right on the street, and finally, found an old friend at the mouth of an alley.

A yellow and white earth dog.

At this time, he was rummaging for something next to the garbage can, and with his two paws gouging and shaving, a large bone stick was taken out of the garbage can.

The tail wagged fast, and he walked away with a big bone stick in his mouth.

When I turned around, I saw Wen Fan, who was watching him on the side of the street.

The earth dog was stunned, his tail didn't wagged anymore, and he stared at Wen Fan in a daze.

Wen Fan also stared at the earth dog.

A man and a dog just stared at each other.

In the end, it was Wen Fan who broke the tranquility, took out the eccentric tree from his pocket, and wore it on his chest slowly and methodically.

Slowly came to the earth dog with his hands behind his back, and looked down at the dirty earth dog: "Tut-tut, I'm down." The

earth dog slowly took a half step back, and at the same time gently placed the large bone stick in his mouth on the ground.

Looking at the appearance of the earth dog, Wen Fan was not polite, kicked out, and kicked the big bone stick in front of the earth dog more than ten meters away.

The earth dog was frightened by this sudden sneak attack, and wondered why this human didn't run away when he saw him today, but was so bold to provoke himself.

Looking at the big bone stick that flew out, and looking back at Wen Fan, the earth dog couldn't hold back any longer, bared his teeth and yelled: "Wangwang!

Wangwang! Wangwang!"

The corners of Wen Fan's mouth opened and he touched the badge on his chest, and he was quite satisfied with the test results.

Just as he was about to turn away, he suddenly had an idea.

With a turn of thought, he came to the 101 space and quickly locked on a prop, although he didn't have many lives left, it was more than enough to buy it, and the key was that Wen Fan was really curious.

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Quality: Magical

Value: 15Effect

: Eat it and you can understand all languages.

Note: I ate 10 tablets and still couldn't understand what my subject was saying.

Quantity

: 1 / Infinite

Durability: One-time / 1 hour

From: Doraemon

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Holding the soft konjac, Wen Fan swallowed it without hesitation.

"It's a little choking...

After swallowing it all, Wen Fan didn't have any special feelings, but the barking of the earth dog in front of him changed:

"Wangwangbang。。。。。。bang

(Lao Tzu is not worthy of being PM2.5!)"

(Woo T"Wangwangwang!(Look at the b look you look like, you have to be sentenced to three years when you go out!)"

Wen Fan: 。。。。。。

(I'm familiar with crematoriums, if you're cremated, I'll try to leave you a 7-minute cook!)"

(Aren't you good at magic?, I think you're pretty good at turning into animals!)

"Whoop Woo Woo!" (Look at your brainless appearance, go for an operation, you'll have to amputate your eyebrows!)"

"Woo Woo Woo!" (Why don't you speak? You eat too much and block it?)"

Wen Fan's face was wonderful, his face twitched wildly, and he looked at the earth dog in a daze.

"Small... The small mouth is smeared with honey. Wen Fan was a little overwhelmed.

"Wangwangwang!Wangwang!(You just smeared honey!Lao Tzu just finished eating!Why do you want to have a soak too?)" The barking of the earth dog was translated by the translator of konjac, and turned into a beautiful note that floated into Wen Fan's ears.

"Ahem. Wen Fan coughed twice in embarrassment, and saw that the residents in the surrounding buildings gradually turned on the lights because of the crazy insults of the earth dogs, and had the idea of escaping.

As soon as he turned around and walked a few steps, he heard the earth dog shouting, "Damn, you want to run?"

"Little ones, give it to me!"

With the order of the earth dog, the rest of the wild dogs that had been hiding in the dark corner instantly poured out like a bee.

"Whoop Woo

However, he was still half a step slower, and a black earth dog jumped vertically, opened his mouth and bit Wen Fan's heel, and Wen Fan threw off the earth dog and shoes with all his might.

Finally flew into the air, and the earth dog really had no choice but to yell at Wen Fan below as before.

Wen Fan hovered in mid-air, and his heart palpitated: "I'm sorry, the eccentric tree badge is useless

?" At this time, someone on the building finally poked his head out and scolded: "Damn, which bad pen doesn't sleep in the middle of the night to provoke the dog to play?"

"Lao Tzu was waking up when he dreamed of Mikami Yua, who is it!"

"Yo, brother, you also dreamed of Sanshang?".

"Are you the same

?" "Yes, join the chickens?"

"Let's get started!"

Wen Fan: 。。。。。。

However, these residents poked their heads out and cursed twice, and suddenly saw Wen Fan hovering in the air, and instantly changed their tone: "A group of stupid dogs! barking in the middle of the night!Calling Nima?!"

"Lao Tzu will chop off your dog's head tomorrow and stew soup!"

"How many calls are from the dog catching team?"

"They should all be sent to the dog meat hot pot restaurant!".

The earth dog couldn't understand what these people were saying, but from the tone he could tell that it was aimed at himself, and turned to bark at the householder: "Wangwanghuohuh

Neither side could understand what the other was calling, but it was sprayed like this for more than half an hour.

Wen Fan was stunned for a moment when he heard it in the sky, and finally his ears couldn't stand these filthy words, and turned around and left the place of right and wrong.