Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

Time flies by.

In the blink of an eye, Monday, October 2nd came.

Last night, Zhou Ran also received superpower gems and strange incense from Xia Youxue's elf 'Happy Egg'.

By the way, Happy Egg also gave me baskets of Happy Egg eggs.

In the early morning, smelling the aroma of fried eggs with chopped green onions and eggs, Zhou Ran lazily opened his eyes.

Recalling the happy egg that could teleport last night, Zhou Ran held up his chin, looked at the bedside table in ecstasy, and murmured:

"Should I say it or not, is he worthy of being a super-type gym leader? Even his subordinate Happy Egg can master teleportation moves?"

The happy egg is the evolved form of the auspicious egg. As an elf with general attributes, the appearance of the happy egg is very strange.

It has an egg-shaped body like a roly-poly, with a pink top and a white bottom. The happy egg, which is nearly 1.5 meters tall, also has a circle of pink and white wings on its body. It has a kangaroo-like pocket on its belly, which can breed eggs or store things.

At this time, there was a basket woven with bamboo leaves on the bedside table, which was filled with oval egg-shaped objects the size of an adult's fist - 'Eggs of Happy Eggs'.

Zhou Ran often bought Geely Egg eggs in supermarkets before.

Although expensive, the eggs of Geely Eggs are indeed rich in nutrients and can enhance the stamina of the eater if consumed for a long time.

But the eggs of happy eggs...

Zhou Ran was curious.

He used his Eye of Viridian talent to glance over, and a string of information immediately appeared in front of him.

【Happy Egg Eggs (Special Ingredients)】

1. Nutritious eggs can speed up the recovery of injuries after consumption. Long-term consumption can enhance the physical fitness of the user. If they continue to consume them for many years, there is a very small chance that the elf will be able to naturally break through the physical limit.

2. The eggs of Happy Eggs have wonderful spiritual contagion power and contain positive emotions such as joy, happiness, and sharing. Short-term consumption can improve the happiness of the eaters, regulate hormone secretion, and heal physical and mental health. If consumed for a long time, It can resolve the innate cruelty and hostility of some elves.

3. Nutritious eggs produced by happy eggs who are good at superpowers contain pure superpower energy. Long-term consumption is of great benefit to superpower elves.

4. The eggs of Happy Eggs are also used as psychological elf medicines to cure depression and other psychological disorders...

After reading it, Zhou Ran suddenly woke up.

After a moment of silence, he seriously suspected that Happy Egg was a sales strategy...

After eating this kind of egg once and realizing its benefits, can a trainer still stop buying it?

Zhou Ran was suffocated, these gym trainers are all good at making money!

I seem to have a bunch of foodies...

"Wait a minute, it seems that the leaves of Yeyibu can be made into tea, perfume, various air fresheners, and even purify the air!"

Zhou Ran was refreshed.

During this time, he also experienced it deeply. The air in the entire home was extremely fragrant, as if he was living in a forest oxygen bar.

Especially Xiangwei Meow. Although Xiangwei Meow looks cute, the smell of Xiangwei Meow's litter box... As cute as Xiangwei Meow is, the smell of the cat's litter box will be strong.

However, this time the strange smell in the house had completely disappeared, and even Zhou Ran felt that he had a natural fragrance on his body.

Zhou Ran's eyes moved, this thing can be sold.

Especially if it is made into tea or perfume, wouldn't the price far exceed that of gold?

This is Ye Yibu!

It is clearly an ATM machine that looks like a moving leaf!

Zhou Ran was greatly moved, and when he looked at Ye Yibu, his eyes turned into money:

(￥▽￥)

"Hawu (乛ω乛)!?" Ye Yibu, who was basking in the sun on the bay window, raised his head alertly and glanced sideways at Zhou Ran.

As Ye Yibu, who often treats other living creatures as food, he knows very well what this sight means.

Ye Yibu: (︶^︶)=convex, I, Ye Yibu, never share the food on my lips, let alone my body!

Pushing open the window with his paw, Yeyibu jumped down vigorously.

The wind is blowing!

When it was about to fall to the ground, the weeds in the flower bed spontaneously grew rapidly and became entangled together, forming a grass mat that caught Yeyibu's body.

With the help of the "Tie a Grass Knot" move, Ye Yibu landed lightly on the ground, lying down, swaying his tail, and happily admiring the phlox tree that was beginning to bear fruit.

There will be fresh and delicious fruits to eat soon!

The phlox tree matures and bears fruit faster than expected.

"This is a high-rise building! You can jump when you ask?"

Zhou Ran lay on the window sill and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Ye Yibu was fine.

However, Zhou Ran was only overly worried. The wild elves had rich survival experience and would skillfully use the power of moves to overcome various environments.

The "Grass Knot" move originally gave elves the power to control plants.

More often than not, the elf will make clever use of this move during battle to control the grass to suddenly become knotted, thereby tripping the target. It can also be regarded as a variation of the move to use force.

But smart elves will also use this ability to overcome various terrains.

Even fire dinosaurs who don't know the "Grass Knot" move can still use the "Fire Vortex" move to use the wind power of the flame tornado to briefly float in the air and then land on the ground.

Zhou Ran looked away and sighed again.

The newly discovered business opportunity, Yeib's sustainable development of the Elf Eco-Economy... was stillborn.

Then he looked at the bedside table, staring at the purple-red diamond-shaped crystal and the small purple incense burner.

These two items are expensive super power gems and strange incense.

【Super Power Gem】

Crystals containing powerful super attribute energy can enhance the power of super attribute moves.

【Strange Incense】

The fragrance not only makes the elf more focused, but also has the effect of enhancing the power of super attribute moves.

It was these two things that put Zhou Ran directly in debt worth millions.

"Huh? What is this?" Suddenly seeing a leaflet on the bedside table, Zhou Ran picked it up and looked at it, and said in surprise:

"The newly opened battle club?"

"Grand opening of Togepi Battle Club:

‘During the National Day, there will be a big reward for all guests: if you top up 10,000, you will get 1,000 yuan, and if you top up 100,000 yuan, you will get 10,000 yuan.

On that day, ordinary sparring partners will receive a 20% discount, while elite sparring partners will receive a 25% discount. We also provide a luxury monthly package service.

It is even more possible for the top VIP members of the Bogebi Club to enjoy the personal guidance of the honorary senior trainer Mr. Guo Maocheng!

ps: This battle club is open 24 hours a day and provides all-day and all-night services. During the grand opening period, the all-night service is only 10,000 yuan! ’”

"Big opening reward?" Zhou Ran pinched his chin, thoughtfully.

If you want to train "Psychic Shock" and "Psychic Blade" moves, you really need a training ground and a sparring partner.

It's a pity that in a small eighteenth-tier city like my hometown, it would be nice to have a fighting club, but there is no official gym at all.

The strongest trainer on the surface is the honorary senior trainer Mr. Guo Maocheng...

This newly opened fighting club probably just bought a name with money. As for the personal guidance, it is entirely a businessman's idea. Whoever believes it will cry.

Zhou Ran himself had a name in Li Yujun's fighting club, and he knew all the twists and turns.

"However, this overnight stay is indeed possible."

Zhou Ran's heart moved. Ordinary trainers and elite trainers could not serve as sparring partners at all.

But in large quantities, it can also play a certain role.

The point is, it’s only 10,000 yuan per night, which is cheap!

Thinking of this, Zhou Ran grabbed the flyer, walked out of the room, and asked:

"Mom, where did this flyer come from?"

"A flyer? What flyer?" Hearing this, Jiang Xiuhua walked out of the kitchen, wiped her hands on her apron, and then suddenly said:

"Oh, you mean the promotional leaflet for the competition club? Someone forced it into my hand when I came back yesterday. I thought you might be able to use it..."

Jiang Xiuhua glanced at Zhou Ran, who was still wearing pajamas, and sighed: "That's not important, look what time it is now? It's almost eleven! Chilulian has almost finished making the omelette, Huo Dinosaurs, Blue Flame Blade Ghosts, go out for a run at six in the morning, look at you again..."

"It's normal. I became a trainer just to free my hands." Zhou Ran was not ashamed, but proud:

"This is the correct operation of the trainer."

"You are the only one who makes more lies every day, and I don't even bother to tell you anything."

"Mom, a mature elf should cook for himself and take care of his master's daily life."

Zhou Ran looked at Kapok Ball and Xiang Wei Miao with great interest:

"Why don't you leave these two little guys to me? As long as they are properly trained, Kapok Ball and Xiangwei Miao can also cook!"

"Moo moo???" Kapok Ball looked at his little hands with leaves, his face was blank, I, Kapok Ball, am going to cook? I'm afraid it won't be enough for me, right?

Xiangwei Miao tilted his head blankly and swung his tail, looking innocent as if he had no idea what Zhou Ran was talking about.

At this time, the smell of eggs became more and more intense. Chiluli walked out with the fried green onion eggs that were full of color and flavor, held them in front of Zhou Ran like a treasure, and said happily:

"Hmmmmmm~\\(≧▽≦)/~!"

"It's really delicious." Zhou Ran took a chopstick and his eyes lit up.

He picked up another chopstick and handed it to the yawning dream monster who rarely got up early.

"Dream?" The dream demon sniffed, then covered his nose and drifted away with a look of disgust.

It seems that the egg does not like the happy egg, and the positive emotional power contained in it.

It's time to eat.

The fire dinosaur feasted on a delicious meal, a mouthful of crystal honey turkey noodles and a bite of green onion omelette. Jiang Xiuhua kept adding food to it, with a distressed look on his face, an expression of 'Did this bastard usually not feed you enough?'

After the Cangyan Blade Ghost finished his meal quickly, he sat on the sofa and glanced at the flower rock monster placed on the window sill from time to time.

I haven't seen this guy move since I've been here for so long.

Jiang Xiuhua followed the gaze of the Cangyan Blade Ghost and said hesitantly:

"This... elf, doesn't he need to eat?"

"No need, it basically only eats one meal a month." Zhou Ran also knew little about the Huayan Monster's survival method.

But it is indeed easy to live on. Basically, he only eats one meal a month, and the rest of the time he is motionless.

In the evening, Zhou Ran put on a mask and took Chirulian directly to the newly opened 'Togepi Battle Club', and chose the overnight service and named all the trainers working the night shift.

…

at the same time.

In the staff training area of ​​the Togepi Battle Club, there are many trainers currently cooperating with their elves to train against the clock.

One of the careers that many trainers are passionate about is playing against club coaches. This job allows you to use the club's facilities for free, and you can also compete with the client's elves at public expense. In addition, there is a salary, which is perfect.

The Bogebi Battle Club is really different from what Zhou Ran guessed. The honorary senior trainer Guo Maocheng is really not a name, because this battle club is an entrepreneurial project of Guo Maocheng's grandson Guo Xiao.

Originally, Guo Xiao was also eager to catch up with Guo Maocheng, and even outperformed others. However, after traveling for a year and barely reaching the top 64 of the regional conference, he completely realized that he was really a professional trainer. No talent.

Rather than continuing to waste time on traveling, it is better to start a business early and grab the first pot of gold.

Therefore, he also contacted some college graduates, recruited some social trainers, and finally used Guo Maocheng's influence in the city to open a fighting club.

Although there are only a handful of elite trainers among the coaches, and the vast majority are ordinary trainers, in this small city, they are completely enough.

At this time, Guo Xiao received a call from the front desk and said in surprise:

"What? Is there really someone who hired me for the night? And also asked all the staff to be sparring partners?"

I'm afraid it's not some rich second generation who has nothing to do, so come over and play! ?

It's understandable to book a night, after all, in order to attract customers, the price you set is indeed cheap.

There is nothing we can do about it. The consumption in my hometown cannot be high...

But naming everyone as a sparring partner?

joke?

Can you practice it?

"What's the situation? What do you mean? In other words, this client asked us to go together and beat him up???"

One trainer was delighted.

I have never heard such an exorbitant request.

While directing his strange power to hit the sandbag, he shook his head slightly. There were quite a few trainers with strange tastes in this small city.

There was another customer in the morning who asked the staff to beat his elf violently as soon as he came in. He said that his elf was seriously in love and wanted to be beaten to wake him up.

I thought it was just an example, but I didn't expect it to be the beginning...

This guy was even more outrageous at night. He even stayed overnight and let a group of people beat up his own elf. How much hatred could this have?

Another young man with glasses and a gentle appearance pondered for a moment and said calmly:

"Is it possible that our colleagues came here to inquire about information? Want to see the strength of our place?"

After careful consideration, everyone found that this was indeed a possibility.

"No matter, let's go over first and talk later."

Guo Xiao said in a deep voice:

"Anyway, it's nothing more than soldiers coming to block it and water coming to cover it up."

Guo Xiao's expression was calm. The battle club he opened at home would indeed touch some people's cakes.

But...that's it.

The capable and experienced trainers would give Grandpa some scorn, and the rest would be nothing more than elite trainers.

As for senior trainers... these trainers either work as coaches in elf universities, or they are distributed around the world trying to break through themselves.

For these trainers, this small city has no value in living except for seclusion.

Zhou Ran, on the other hand, waited for a moment in the large rectangular space surrounded by metal walls, and finally saw staff members filing in with elves.

"Dang!"

The lights from the ceiling suddenly lit up, illuminating the double-headed sword in Chirulian's hand. At this time, the double-headed sword was already azure, but there were still fine red lines inside.

Obviously, according to the terminology of Xiuxian style, Kirulian has practiced the double-headed sword to an extremely deep level, and is only a little short of the last bit before he can completely master the power of the double-headed sword.

And the power of the double-headed sword also represents the "mental shock" move...

Before Zhou Ran could speak, Guo Xiao took a step forward, glanced at Qilulian, and his expression gradually became solemn:

"Does your Kirulian need a sparring partner?"

This Chirulian, indeed, is not an ordinary Chirulian, and that weapon... Good guy, what kind of elf prop is this?

Is it possible that it was really invited by colleagues to cause trouble?

"Yes." Zhou Ran nodded: "I have an attack move that I have almost mastered. I want to find some sparring partners to stimulate it."

"I understand." Guo Xiao muttered: "Then you don't need so many people to be your sparring partners... How about we practice your skills first and give it a try?"

If it is really sent by colleagues to cause trouble, then word will spread that all members of the newly opened sparring club will be able to help a customer with sparring...

If this rumor spreads, outsiders will only think that the strength of the opposing club is too poor.

It would be better to send someone up first to test the quality of this Chirulian and explore its depth.

If it's just an illusion...

Zhou Ran naturally didn't care and shrugged: "Okay."

"Then I'll go first!" Without saying anything, the trainer of Wei Li took a step forward, pointed at Wei Li and said:

"My strange power is good at defensive moves. If you want to practice attack moves, it's enough."

"Bang bang!"

The man with four arms and strong muscles grinned, punched the air with two powerful and heavy punches, and then assumed a half-crouching posture, showing off his rock-hard muscles to everyone.

Guo Xiao was also prepared to operate with integrity and build a reputation first, so he also advised:

"This is our Coach Liu, an elite trainer. The current price is 2,800 for an hour of training. If Coach Liu can do it alone, I will refund the extra money to you."

Looking at the flexing muscles and the strange strength of being good at defense, Zhou Ran was really unsure and hesitated:

"Then let's try it first..."

Afterwards, Zhou Ran said to Chilulian:

"Be careful!"

Don't send the monster to the hospital...

Kirulian nodded confidently, and then looked at Wei Li with interest, looking eager to try.

Coach Liu also heard Zhou Ran's words of 'be careful' and immediately smiled: "Don't worry, we are professional sparring partners and will not in turn cause your elf to be injured."

Am I worried about me? I'm worried about you! Before Zhou Ran could speak, Coach Liu dropped his smile and shouted solemnly:

"Come to life, use your strange power to hold on!"

Then he shouted to Chirulian: "You can attack anytime, we are waiting for you at any time..."

boom!

Before he finished speaking, the double-headed sword in Kirulian's hand buzzed, and the next moment it turned into a blue light and rushed out...

As an elite trainer, Coach Liu is really good at holding on to his strange power. His four arms are firmly guarded in front of him, muscles are stacked together, and the energy escapes, forming a red barrier outside the body. .

However, as soon as the blue light formed by the double-headed sword came into contact with the red barrier, there was a pause. Then, with a bang, the red barrier suddenly exploded, and the blue light formed by the double-headed sword hit Wei Li without stopping. !

Wei Li's whole body was thrown backwards high, and finally hit the metal wall hard, leaving a shocking dent, then rolled to the ground and lost consciousness.

For a moment, the whole place was dead silent.

Zhou Ran sighed secretly.

This is, the difference in strength is too big, and even the moves cannot be defended.

Maybe in the game, the Green Caterpillar's defensive moves can defend against Rayquaza's "Destructive Death Ray".

But in reality, this is completely impossible. Otherwise, Sakaki wouldn't have to go to great lengths to plot against the legendary elves. He could just get a group of green caterpillars and use the Insect Sea-Defend defense tactic.

In reality, when the strength gap between the two sides is too large, even the defensive moves will be broken!

Today, a few months later, Kirulian is able to compete with the gym trainer's main elves.

Then dealing with the main elves of elite trainers is naturally a matter of one move.

It's useless to hold on to the moves. The strength gap between the two sides is enough to form a 'level crushing'.

Looking at everyone's dumbfounded expressions, as if they had seen a ghost, Chirulian was so proud that she waved her fist at everyone:

"Lalu (ω)!"

I, Kirulian, am super strong!