Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

As soon as Zhou Ran's online class live broadcast room was launched, a large number of loyal fans poured in, and the students of Shanghai University of Technology became a minority group.

As Zhou Ran appeared on the screen, the barrage began to flood the screen crazily.

"Teacher Zhou's basic tactics class has started!"

"Brothers, don't listen to Mr. Zhou's modest words about basic tactics. It really works! Brother, my left hand poisons the Scorpion King, and my right hand consumes the armored bird and beats the children easily. I have already broken through the 'Winner Cup' qualifiers. It’s out (dog-headed pride.jpg)!”

"Teacher Zhou, you are so popular! The Korea District Trainer Forum said that you bully others with big and small skills, and instead of participating in the Master League, you beat the children (chigua.jpg)."

"Ahem, I'm quite busy at this time, and I have to take La Lulas to participate in the competition." Zhou Ran explained: "I am giving you online lessons in the hotel at the moment. The reception may not be very good, please understand."

"ゝ)ノLALU." When she heard her name being called, Lalu, with her conspicuous bag, curiously tilted her head and looked at the camera without saying anything, and even blinked.

"Heterochromatic Lalulas!"

"AWSL!!"

"Hmph, I don't care about La Lulas. My elf 'Smelly Mud' is softer, more moist and has body fragrance!"

"Strong man! The man upstairs is really strong! My ex-partner also likes to use smelly mud perfume, and I, an old rhinitis patient, can't stand it."

Seeing that Lalu Lasi still didn't want to sleep, Zhou Ran simply put Lalu Lasi on his lap and gently massaged its scalp to relieve the feeling of brain swelling caused by the strong mental power.

La Lulas found a comfortable position to lean on, and while enjoying Zhou Ran's massage, she slowly yawned, with a cute look of 'I'm sleepy but I can still hold on'.

La Lu La Si: (0`)

"Ah——!! Anchor La Lulas is so cute! It's just that she's a bit of an eyesore. Can you point her straight?"

"Is Teacher Zhou married? Do you want to chat in private? I swear, I just fell in love with Teacher Zhou's talent, and I am definitely not greedy for La Lulas' cuteness."

Taking advantage of the interval between the launch of the [Elf·Battle] software update, Zhou Ran played a fun game of elf mahjong.

“Good guy, you’re fishing online, right?”

"I can see that Teacher Zhou is really busy right now and hasn't even updated the software."

Zhou Ran glanced at the cards that were automatically sorted, with surprise in his eyes.

"What kind of luck is this? Drawing cards directly at the beginning?! Can you lose?"

"I'll go! I'll figure it out on the other side. What kind of sparrow god is this?"

Seeing Zhou Ran lose, the audience in the live broadcast room was so happy that they were even happier than if they had won.

Soon, as the software was updated, Zhou Ran got down to business and explained:

"The last class talked about the consumption team, this class will talk about another use of the elf's armored bird, which is the saling team!"

The game interface rotated, and Zhou Ran matched with an international friend whose IP was displayed in the Hezhong area, with the ID 'I really don't like Pokémon dolls'.

He glanced at the opponent's character again——

It is the head of a cartoon doll riding a dragon.

Combining the ID and avatar, Zhou Ran sighed:

"This person is quite girlish."

"The opponent has also chosen the elf. Come on, let's take a look at today's situation."

This time it was a 2vs2 team duel.

There are naturally two armored birds on Zhou Ran's side.

As for the player opposite whose IP is in the Hezhong region, his team configuration is: Chenglong and Sister Mizui.

"What configuration is this?"

"Sister Mi Chuan, da baa! When I couldn't get up from school, my mother asked Sister Mi Chuan to wake me up. What a nightmare!"

"You're laughing so hard. Is that a wake-up call? A kiss to wake you up!"

The humanoid elf 'Mistress' evolved from the humanoid elf 'Mizu'. Mizu is very curious and likes to use her lips to confirm things, so even after evolution, most of the Mizu Sister Lip also retains the habit of passionately kissing her favorite things.

However, Zhou Ran's eyelids jumped when he saw this team.

This configuration reminded him of the psychological shadow of being dominated by the "Destroyers" when playing Pokémon battles a long time ago.

"Chenglong, Sister Mizui...good guy, it's not really a song-destroying tactic, is it?"

Thinking of this possibility, Zhou Ran kept an eye on it and gave careful instructions.

——

United Region, Raven City.

It was evening in the Hezhong area at this time, and the opening ceremony of the Victory Cup match had come to an end.

The weather was hot, and the top hotel in Raven City had a luxury private room with a swimming pool on the top floor reserved by the organizing committee to entertain the special guest Kona.

The evening wind brought a hint of coolness across the surface of the swimming pool, creating ripples. The elegant dragon jumped out of the water, shook the water from its slender neck, and let out a happy chirp.

The honest and well-behaved electric dragon was sitting by the pool, swinging his fat legs leisurely.

Ke Na and Xiao Juer were lying side by side on the beach chairs, communicating about their daily lives.

Through black sunglasses, Ke Na glanced at Xiao Juer's yellow one-piece swimsuit and said with a smile:

"So you like cute swimsuits."

Glancing at the red bikini held by the ophthalmologist, Xiao Ju'er covered her chest with her hands without leaving any trace, crossed her slender white legs together, and said calmly:

"Master Kona doesn't like cute things? That's a pity. I have an unopened global limited edition Chenglong doll. I originally planned to give it to you as a gift, but now it seems..."

Global limited edition! Unopened Chenglong doll! ?

Ke Na's eyes lit up, but he quickly reacted, coughed and said:

"Hey, who said that sexy is not worth mentioning in front of cuteness."

"As for that doll, although I don't like dolls, my Chenglong likes it. I have no choice but to accept it with gratitude."

"La..." Faced with the blame thrown by his own trainer, what could Chenglong do? He could only chirp weakly and blink his innocent eyes.

Xiao Juer smiled softly without revealing it.

Master trainer Kona likes to collect dolls, and it has long been an open secret that his villa is filled with Pokémon dolls.

"Chirp——!"

At this time, Sister Mi Chun from Kona skillfully cooked the barbecue and enthusiastically called the two of them to come over for dinner.

"What a rare vacation."

"yes."

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Others think that gym leaders and the Four Heavenly Kings have high status and have an easy job.

In fact, as the Four Four Kings of the Quartz Alliance, Kona not only has to deal with challengers from all over the world, but also has to be wary of the evil intentions of the underground force Team Rocket.

Lei Wen Gym Leader Xiao Juer is not relaxed either. The Plasma Group in the Hezhong area is also a group of dangerous elements who want to return to the country and subvert the United Alliance. She also needs to be vigilant at all times.

In comparison, the former champion of the Fengyuan region was the most relaxed. He was nowhere to be seen all year round, digging rocks all over the world. However, deep in the sea and land of the Fengyuan region sleep the super-ancient elves ‘Kyogre’ and ‘Groudon’, who are also terrifying time bombs.

After a leisurely meal, the two of them played Elf Hunter with their switches for a while——

A team cooperative hunting game where trainers take their elf companions to hunt various fantasy creatures.

Soon, Xiao Juer, who received a call from the model agent, had to deal with work. Kona, who had lost his gaming partner, tried to hand the switch to Dianlong, but was "politely" rejected by Dianlong.

Dianlong: (ó﹏ò), three switches have been damaged this month, and I’m in a hurry for pocket money.

In fact, without anyone to accompany him, Kona could only pick up the [Elf·Battle] software to pass the time.

No matter what game, if it loses the challenge, it will become boring. For Kona, this is the case with the [Elf·Battle] software.

Among the Four Heavenly Kings of the Quartz Alliance, among the group of master trainers, Kona is also a well-deserved strong one.

I wanted to invite Du, who is also one of the Four Heavenly Kings, to decide the outcome, but I guessed that Du was following the Rockets...

The Four Heavenly Kings Du and the leader of Team Rocket, Banmu, can be regarded as entangled in a bad relationship.

Of course, the most important thing is that using ice-type elves to fight dragon-type elves is a bit boring.

Kona thought for a long time before recalling the account and password of the alt account he had used.

Click on the software and log in to your account.

The matching interface rotated, and Kona raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"The IP is displayed in Kanto, but he is a player from the Donghuang area? An international student? It would be meaningless if he is an international student..."

"If it's 2VS2, why not use the Slayers."

Kona showed a confident smile.

The Song-Destroying Team refers to the tactics centered on the ‘Song of the End’ move.

The Final Song move uses weird and mysterious sound waves to influence the opponent's mind and attack the enemy's spirit.

After continuing to listen for a period of time, the elf will completely lose its will to fight:

What's the benefit of winning? Who am I, where am I, what am I doing? Ah...the world, destroy it, I'm tired.

It can be said to be a killer move that instantly turns the opponent into a loser. In the battle between elves, if the elves lose their will to fight, they will also be sentenced to defeat.

The effect is very strong, but the weakness is also obvious, that is, the opponent must continue to listen to the sound waves of the Song of the End move.

Precisely because the actual operation of the song-killing tactic is quite difficult, few people use it, but Kona is an expert in the song-killing tactic.

At the same time, in the virtual image, Kona threw a Poké Ball, and first sent out Sister Mizui, locking the opponent's armored bird with a black gaze move.

The Black Gaze move prevents the opponent's elves from breaking away from the battle, and the trainer cannot change the elves. In this way, the elves who are hit by the 'Black Gaze' can only passively suffer the magical sound of the 'Song of the End' Until he was brainwashed into a 'salted fish'. In the Chorus, the combination of the Black Gaze move and the Final Song move is a sure kill.

Immediately afterwards, Kona quickly replaced the elf. Taking back Sister Mizui, Chenglong sings a beautiful melody and makes an elegant appearance.

The electric dragon who was playing with water couldn't bear the addiction to the game, so he came over and peeked at the screen curiously.

At this time, on the other side, the opponent's armored bird also used a move.

"Armor bird, Saling!"

The armored bird with steel feathers flapped its wings, and the cold light flashed. The whole place was immediately filled with steel feathers, like countless sharp blades, turning the place into a blade hell.

At the same time, two instructions were issued almost simultaneously.

"The final song!"

"Blow away!"

Ke Na raised her eyebrows slightly, her opponent's 'blow away' command actually beat her one step ahead.

"Interesting. Did you predict that I would use the Song of Finality move?"

In the virtual image, Chenglong raised his slender neck and was about to sing the 'Song of the End', but his mouth was blocked by the sudden wind and sand.

Before Chenglong could react, it was forced to exit, turned into a red light and was forcibly driven into the elf ball with the 'blow away' move. Instead, it was replaced by Miss Mi Lun, who had a blank look on her face, and was inevitably stepped on. Steel Feather let out a cry of pain!

Kona frowned.

The effect of the blowing move is very simple, it is to force the elves on the opponent's field to return to the elf ball, and then force the replacement elves to play.

Saling's move is to ambush traps or sharp blades on the field. As soon as the elf is replaced, he will step on the trap and be injured.

Theoretically, 'Blow Fly' + 'Sa Ling' can force the opponent to constantly change elves, thereby being injured in turn, and the opponent will be sickened to death sooner or later.

Kona was lost in thought.

At this time, in the virtual image, under the blowing move of the armored bird, Chenglong was forced to play again, stepped on the trap, and whined.

If the opponent is allowed to continue tossing like this, Miss Mi Chun and Cheng Long will sooner or later be bruised and bruised by Saling's moves, and then there will be no possibility of winning...

Thinking of this, Kona decisively ordered:

"Ride the dragon, the song of the end!"

Raising his slender neck again, Chenglong prepared to sing.

Sure enough, the armored bird flapped its wings again, setting off a violent wind - a blowing move.

Kona smiled slightly and said solemnly: "Don't stop, use the rocket head hammer!"

In reality, the flaw of the blowing move is that the wind force is limited and cannot blow the elves that are using certain moves, such as the elves that use the burrowing move to hide underground, or the elves that shrink their bodies after using the rocket head hammer move. Entering the shell results in a more stable elf chassis.

The armored bird's blowing move was obviously what Kona expected.

No matter how strong the wind outside was, Chenglong obediently hid in his shell and continued singing the 'Song of the End'. Soon, the armored bird's body trembled visibly!

The Song of Finality move takes effect!

On the other side, Zhou Ran, who was teaching, was still explaining leisurely:

"After the match, I felt something was wrong. The opponent's team was not trying to destroy Mie Ge's tactics for me, right? It turned out to be true!"

"It's not that Teacher Zhou, I'm too sensitive. I really suffered from it in the past!"

"Are you using the Final Song move? I'll continue to blow you away!"

The barrage was dense.

"So this is another use of the armored bird!"

"Dirty, so dirty!"

"Speaking of which, Teacher Zhou is so sensitive to the Song of Finale moves. Could it be that he was once ravaged by Master Kona? He has a lot of dark history, right?"

"???" Zhou Ran was surprised when he saw that Chenglong actually used the rocket headbutt move to break the flying move:

"Is this okay?"

"I learned it! So it turns out that the rocket headbutt move can also be used to break the blowing move?! Is this a hacking method that anyone can come up with?"

"What a beautiful counterattack, tsk tsk tsk, this move feels like a master-level battle."

"I'm laughing so hard. It turns out the person opposite is also a master of psychology. This time, he's standing on the fifth floor!"

At this time, when he saw the Song of the End move taking effect, Ke Na pushed up his glasses and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

In the virtual image, a countdown was clearly displayed above the head of the armored bird hovering high in the sky.

If the battle is not over within three minutes, the system will judge the armored bird to lose the ability to fight based on the effect of the Final Song move.

"After all this, I feel like Teacher Zhou is about to encounter the Waterloo of his life."

"I watch Teacher Zhou abusing food every day, and I finally waited for the day when Teacher Zhou stepped into the trap!"

"This must be the retribution for Teacher Zhou to take La Lulas to bully the children (dog head)!"

The live broadcast room was filled with cheers and a happy atmosphere. Although the situation was unfavorable to Zhou Ran, the audience could see from the battle the two men's high level, quick reactions, and tactical skills.

"Ahem, here I will give you another lesson. When playing tactics, the most important thing is to think about defeat before thinking about winning!" Zhou Ran smiled lightly and said meaningfully:

"Failed by the Song of Finality move?"

"It doesn't matter."

"The item my armored bird carries this time is the 'Beautiful Empty Shell'!"

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There will be another chapter in a moment.