Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

After cleaning up, Charmander quickly succumbed to a whole plate of elf puffs.

"Click!?"

With a mouth full of tree juice, the little fire dragon ate happily, with happiness and satisfaction written on his face.

"Is it delicious?" Zhou Ran rubbed his chin.

"Click ψ(｀)ψ!" Without even bothering to answer, Charmander flicked his tail in agreement.

"In this case, do you still blame Qilulian for attacking you just now?"

"Kah, kah, kah!" (No blame, no blame, I'm afraid my skin is too thick and your hands will hurt.)

Zhou Ran looked strange.

I have never seen such a pragmatic dragon. He really takes the principle that having breasts is a mother to the extreme.

It feels like putting a puff in the Poké Ball to make a simple predator, and this little Charmander can get in without hesitation.

"However, being meek is also a good thing." Zhou Ran murmured.

But it’s hard to say.

Xiaozhi's Charmander was quite docile at first, but after evolving into a Charizard, it sprayed flames repeatedly to help Xiaozhi tan, and also provided hair perming services.

Sleeping during battle is also a common practice.

What is this? I haven't established correct dragon values ​​since I was a child.

then……

When Charmander was halfway through eating, Zhou Ran pulled the plate over.

"Kage (=°Д°=)!?"

If it were anyone else, Charmander grinned and immediately hit him with a [Absorbing Fist] tail flick attack, leaving the opponent lying on the ground:

Do you dare to touch Grandpa Qianlong’s food? !

Dad said that children are precious and love is more valuable. If it is for food, both can be thrown away.

but……

"Hmm (ω)" His eyes were fixed on Charmander, Chirulian's golden-orange pupils were filled with anticipation.

Since the last battle with Zhou Ran's student fan Ma Yuan, Chilulian learned the art of controlling "down" from Ma Yuan's elf armored bird.

If the little fire dragon bared its teeth, Kirulian would immediately teach it what martial virtue is.

Presumably, if we give it a few more hits, it will thank us!

Kirulian: o(*￣▽￣*)o, you can also use Charmander to practice more mental telekinesis moves, it’s like killing multiple birds with one stone!

Charmander was not stupid. Without saying a word, he ran to the bed and started folding the quilt.

Seeing this, Kirulian's face was filled with disappointment.

"Keep it first."

After giving Charmander a trial period, Zhou Ran thought to himself:

"If you are really obedient, I will subdue it and take it home."

Let’s not talk about Charmander’s strength, at least Charmander will be able to take care of some chores at home in the future!

In the summer, the dragon may be used to boil water and cook, and in the winter, it can be used as a night light and elf heater.

Simply perfect!

"Charmander, after cleaning up, do a hundred squats, a hundred push-ups, and a hundred sit-ups."

“Click it?!?!”

"Don't look at me like 'Are you crazy?', I'm here to help you shape up and become stronger. When you evolve in the future, you won't be a fat house fire-breathing dragon, but an abdominal muscle fitness dragon."

Zhou Ran said sincerely: "I'm doing this all for your sake."

"This is my secret secret, the first way to become stronger: exercise more and you will become stronger."

Part of the reason why Xiaozhi's Charizard is disobedient may be due to hormones, which lead to nowhere to vent his energy.

Therefore, let Charmander develop good fitness habits from an early age so that his temperament will be more stable.

As for the question of whether I will be bald or not.

Haha, Charmander doesn't have hair anyway, he is born with the head shape of a strong man.

"Click here..."

Charmander, who was about to resist weakly, turned his face and saw Chirulian eating the puffs while staring at it with expectant eyes. Was the electric light flashing in his golden-orange eyes?

It's love! It’s the love that a big sister shows to her little brother!

Charmander immediately reflected.

Is there something wrong with what this human being says?

Absolutely not!

If so, it must be that my Charmander didn't think it through properly!

"Click!"

With a determined look in his eyes, Charmander started the first day of clocking in 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 100 squats.

After looking at the obedient little fire dragon, Zhou Ran nodded with satisfaction.

Sitting with Latias, watching the morning news show.

"World-class model Xiao Ju'er and Master Karunai have launched a joint promotional campaign for the new drama."

"The Ghost Festival is approaching. Please go home as soon as possible and pay attention to personal safety."

"The official statement from the Battle Development Zone: The Master of the Battle Pyramid Pharaoh God has recently gone out for archeology and will not receive challengers for the time being."

…

at the same time.

Evergreen City, City Hall Conference Room.

Zou Yudong, the dragon-type gym leader of the Demon City, Shi Yuyuan, Shi Yuyuan's father and the ice-type gym leader, and members of the Changqing City Trainers Association are among them.

"The Ghost Festival is approaching, and the Changqing Pavilion Master is in the Magic City. During this period, I can only trouble the two Pavilion Masters!"

Evergreen Mayor Durant said sincerely.

"Some time ago, the municipal government received a witness report, saying that they saw an elf that was suspected of being a dream demon, but it didn't look like a dream demon."

The Dream Demon is a ghostly spirit that looks like a little girl. It is naughty and likes to play pranks.

Scaring people is not only the dream monster's hobby, but also its way of eating. The dream monster mainly feeds on the fear emotions released by living creatures.

"An elf that looks like a dream demon but doesn't look like a dream demon?"

Zou Yudong and Shi Boyuan looked at each other, and a strange color flashed in their eyes.

"Could it be that there have been sighting reports in the Padia area...the elf 'Flapping Wings'?" Zou Yudong asked hesitantly.

The first sighting report of the elves was in the Padia region. According to the research of elf scholars who rushed over, this type of elves look like dream monsters, but are far more powerful than dream monsters.

He has a strong and warlike personality, more like a dragon than a ghostly elf.

"If it's a flapping hair, you have to be careful. It's said that the behavior of the flapping hair is similar to that of the Dream Demon. But the dream demon scares people, and the flapping hair scares you. The more scared you are, the happier it will be. "

Shi Boyuan took a sip of tea, a hint of interest flashed in his eyes.

As trainers, we all have the urge to conquer newly discovered elves.

"Fluttering Hair?" Although he didn't know what kind of elf it was, Mayor Durant's heart tightened.

My dear mother, you sound so fierce. If something happens, it will affect your career!

"Of course, this is not the most important thing." Putting down the teacup, Shi Boyuan said in a deep voice:

"The appearance of fluttering hair often indicates that in Changqing City, the door between the spiritual world and the real world may have been easily opened."

Flapping Hair is an elf from the Padia region, and it is impossible for him to appear in the distant Kanto for no reason.

Therefore, the most likely thing is that Zhiyifa came to Kanto through the spirit world and appeared near Changqing City.

The spiritual world is also called the ghost world in the Donghuang area. In folk culture, it has always been considered the resting place of the souls of all living beings after death.

It is also the birthplace of ghost-type elves.

According to the latest research by Dr. Yamanashi from the Sinnoh region.

In the spiritual world, the so-called evil spirits in horror movies really exist.

But more of them are ghost-attribute elves. Some ghost-attribute elves can also hunt down evil spirits and drive evil-doing ghost-attribute elves back to the spirit world, acting as law enforcers.

"The spiritual world."

Zou Yudong murmured, and suddenly his eyes lit up, thinking of someone.

"This time in the competition, it's not Lin Xinyi, a famous player from the Ghost Family."

"His elf has lost its coffin repeatedly. Doesn't it mean that he can use the stealth attack technique? Doesn't the latest research show that the stealth attack technique uses the spirit world as a transit point, so that he can carry out elusive attacks?"

The sneaky surprise move allows the elf to disappear in place, avoid attacks, ignore the defense guarding the move, and suddenly appear to attack the opponent.

Originally, this move was confusing and weird. However, with the release of Dr. Yamanashi's research, the trainer world suddenly realized that the essence of this move is space travel.

He travels into the spirit world, then arrives in the real world, appears near his opponent, and launches an attack, so he can't defend himself by holding on to his moves.

Mayor Durant stroked his stubble with a thoughtful look on his face.

No wonder these ghost families are mysterious and profound, and can be passed down through vicissitudes of life.

It turns out that the sneak attack move has this use.

Also, if there is a spiritual world as a foundation, it is equivalent to having a secret realm that can subdue ghost-type elves, and it can naturally be passed down from generation to generation.

Just like the dragon family, the dragon-type elves have a long lifespan. One dragon is passed down to three generations, and the dragon will still be there when people go.

But thinking from another perspective, Mayor Durant was still unwilling.

Are you kidding? He didn't want to go to bed in the middle of the night and saw his own elves. He happily invited a few evil spirits to reminisce and play mahjong at home.

Finally, Pavilion Master Zou Yudong looked around and solemnly said:

"Everyone, it's not yet the Ghost Festival, but the "barrier" between the spiritual world and reality has already been weakened to this extent. It's really the Ghost Festival. It's conceivable that this year's Ghost Festival, please be sure to spend more time." Take the trouble.”

"Haunted houses, script killing places, and movie theaters are all key inspection areas."

The Ghost Festival is a ghost festival in the Donghuang area. It is also a day when ancient trainers have concluded through experience that the number of ghost-type elves suddenly increases.

This "barrier" between the spiritual world and reality will be the weakest of the year.

Many of the famous Shenyin incidents in Sakura District occurred during the Ghost Festival.

"Ghost-type elves... aren't they still ghosts?"

A trainer from the Changqing City Trainers Association was so tired that he was expressionless. It was said that some ghost-type elves can secretly suck people's life force, which is very dangerous. They are equivalent to the waist of a soft knife, which is very dangerous.

at the same time.

When he thought about the possibility of a hundred ghosts walking through the night in Changqing City, the ghosts smiled happier than the humans, and Mayor Durant also sighed.

…

Zhou Ran's side.

After finishing a hundred sit-ups, a hundred push-ups, and a hundred squats, Charmander lay on his back, panting violently:

"Kagive()д`()..."

No more...

At this time, Zhou Ran took out a luxurious ball and asked with good intentions and no intention of taking advantage of others:

"Do you want to go inside and take a rest? Don't worry, I, Teacher Zhou, will be upright and upright throughout my life and will never force any elf."

"I'll throw it over. If you don't resist, it means you agree. I understand that your words are disrespectful to your integrity."

The luxurious ball accurately hit Charmander's head, and a red light captured it.

By chance, Li Yujun, who was walking in, saw this scene and said in surprise:

"You just throw the ball just like that? Are you sure you can do it? Charmander has an arrogant temper and has to struggle out."

"Pika Pika." Pikachu crossed his chest with his paws and looked like "My trainer is so right."

However.

A luxurious ball that doesn’t even shake.

"Dang——"

With a soft sound, Charmander was perfectly subdued!

Picking up the luxurious ball, Zhou Ran sighed:

"This must be the highest state of subjugation..."

"——I am convinced by my heart and take it by mouth!"