Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

the other side.

On the bus.

The scenery outside the window gradually transitions from farmland to towns.

In front of a convenience store in a small town.

The long, straight black girl in mountaineering clothes and her elf Bulbasaur were sitting on the bench, happily eating popsicles.

Looking like a green bullfrog carrying garlic on its back, Bulbasaur stared around with big eyes.

A green vine whip protruded from the seeds on its back, rolled up a popsicle, and brought it to its mouth.

"Da Nei (*°ω°*)!" Bulbasaur called out curiously when he noticed the passing bus.

"Hmmmm (▽｀)ノ" On the bus, Chirulian smiled and waved hello through the window.

Noticing Qilulian's behavior, Zhou Ran glanced briefly and said:

"Bulbasaur? He should be a new trainer from the Kanto region, right?"

The education system in the Donghuang region is different from that in the Kanto region.

Children receive professional training courses from the time they become sensible. There are many trainers who receive new elves when they are teenagers and embark on the road of travel.

Therefore, it can be seen that most of the master trainers in the Donghuang area are young adults over thirty years old.

In other areas, master trainers in their teens and twenties are also common.

This is entirely a difference made by the education system.

"Pikachu m(つω｀)~" Pikachu shook his ears after waking up. After regaining his energy, he immediately clung to the window and started chatting with Kirulian.

Pikachu excitedly told what he had dreamed about and danced exaggeratedly.

"Huh~huh~huh." Wearing Bluetooth headphones, Li Yujun listened to the newly released pop songs on the market with great concentration.

Seeing this, Zhou Ran smiled slightly.

Move your eyes back to the phone screen.

Just now, he bought some elf materials using the Kati Dog Global Shopping Mall, which offers next-day delivery:

The mare's milk from the flaming horse, the monkey wine brewed by the spicy ape, and the chili essence secreted by the chili pepper elf 'Hard Pepper' found in the Padia region.

besides.

There are also flower petals from the flower elf "Hua Beibei" and the mare's milk from the flaming horse in the Galar region.

The ordinary flame horse is a fire attribute elf, similar in shape to a unicorn, with its whole body burning with flames.

The flame horses in the Galar region will become super-powerful and fairy-like after adapting to the regional changes. The flames on their bodies will disappear and be replaced by flowing pink-purple manes.

These materials alone cost nearly 10,000 yuan. Even though Zhou Ran was mentally prepared, he was still stunned.

Sure enough, professions related to elves can make money quickly, but money is also wasted.

A single bottle of one pound of newly brewed monkey wine costs nearly 4,000 yuan, and the price for aged wine increases according to the year.

The pepper essence secreted by "Hard Pepper" is also priced per gram and is equally expensive. It is said that it is also a quite expensive cooking ingredient in the Padia region.

After purchasing the items, Zhou Ran replied to messages one after another congratulating him for advancing to the finals.

Is replying.

Ding ding ding!

Several group messages popped up.

[Cao Yisheng: (Video: My girlfriend can’t be so cute), the world is getting colder and colder. After browsing Bilibili for a while, why are they all showing videos of girlfriends showing off their wives... How am I worse than them? 】

[Dana Wang: The legacy of Wei Wu? 】

[Li Yitong: It’s so tiring to be a cosplay model. I’m liked by four bosses. I obviously just want to talk about money with them, but they want to talk about relationships with me. Alas. 】

[Cao Yisheng: (Voice 15s)]

[Li Yitong: Brother Cao, this is really not about showing off. You don’t understand. Only beautiful or handsome people can understand this kind of thing. Growing up, I have had too many experiences of being secretly photographed, confessed to, and written to. To be honest, Yes, it’s really annoying to be liked by so many people, but they are not the people I like, and I have to be careful not to hurt others. I really just want to live a peaceful life, and don’t want to be disturbed or paid attention to. 】

[Cao Yisheng: (Voice 60s)]

[Dana Wang: Last time, when you were watching the game, wasn’t there a girl who joined you? Baby face, quite cute. 】

[Cao Yisheng: We had a good chat, but she always talked to me about Lao Zhou... We asked, is there a possibility that she wanted to understand me deeply through Lao Zhou? 】

[Li Yitong: Self-strategy is the most deadly. 】

[Zhou Ran: Let’s be more open-minded. After the negotiation was successful, there is still a seven-year itch, and there is still money, rice, oil and salt. Forget it, let’s delete each other. 】

[Zhou Ran: Wise men don’t fall in love, they only keep elves. 】

[Dana Wang: Tsk, tsk, tsk, a strong person can ask for them all. My fiancée is very supportive of me becoming a trainer, and she sends me voice messages every night saying she misses me. 】

[Cao Yisheng:...]

[Cao Yisheng: Is it possible that she sent the message in a group? Send voice messages to others? 】

The lethality of a single dog forced to eat dog food is truly astonishing.

[Dana Wang: Can you say it again? I'll let Cammy Turtle kill you with a high-pressure water cannon! 】

…

After hanging out with the group for a while, Zhou Ran clicked on Cao Yisheng's link to pass the time.

It’s an international student showing off his girlfriend from the Sakura District. Although the girl in jk uniform is wearing a mask, she can still see her delicate face. When facing the camera, her shy expression reveals the sweetness of love, and her eyes are full of smiles. Crescent shape.

Netizens’ comments are also all kinds of weird:

"It's still fun to watch other people fall in love, and you can watch girls laugh. You don't have to pay for meals with girls, and you don't have to spend time with them. If you lose your temper, just turn off the video (ω)."

"I will definitely have this kind of warm happiness in my next life!"

"Damn it, my back molars are all broken!"

Scroll down to the next video:

"My Eevee can't be this cute"

In the video, Ibrahimovic, wearing a bow on his head, stretched lazily and rubbed his paws cutely on the scratching board a few times.

The comments are also very interesting:

"Hello, judging from so many videos, your Ibrahimovic has been dozing off. He should be feeling unwell. We have a professional medical team here who can help your Ibrahimovic. Please mail it over and we will help you. have a look."

"I heard your calculations in Padea."

"How dare you call this service professional? We are different. We will come to pick up Ibrahimovic within 24 hours."

"Tsk tsk tsk, Ibrahimovic is indeed cute." Zhou Ran praised.

After taking a bite of the pancake fruit fed by Chilulian, he continued to refresh the video leisurely.

"A man took away the queen bee and was chased all the way by a swarm of bees climbing all over the window"

The comments below are very sharp.

"Thankfully it wasn't a giant sting wasp, otherwise the news would have become an obituary."

"It's like seeing bees makes me mentally unbalanced."

"Go deep into your mental health clinic: Friendly reminder, if you feel lonely, you can make more friends and participate in social activities. Welcome to visit us for consultation."

"Ping An Home Insurance: Dear, do you need personal safety insurance? Buy it now and get 20% off."

After watching the video, Zhou Ran thought of the one-horned insect he first encountered.

According to the evolutionary cycle of the unicorn beetle, it has almost evolved into the giant needle bee now.

The happy time of watching short videos always passed quickly. When the bus arrived, Zhou Ran murmured:

"Charmander should stay in the room quietly, right?"

As everyone knows.

Cats and canines love to break up homes.

But Charmander is not a cat or a canine, right?

Furthermore.

At most, it's just tearing a bed sheet, quilt or something, so it's not a big problem.

If the hotel had really been cremated, the phone call would have been made long ago.

Thinking of this, Zhou Ran felt certain and was about to put away his phone.

Ding dong ding dong!

Several notification messages pop up in succession.

[Your elf Charmander discovered a wild trainer. 】

[Your elf Charmander jumped out of the grass! 】

[The Elf's Thirty-six Strategies: The marsupial and the flower rock monster fight, and the little fire dragon wins. 】

[Charmander used the "Flame Knife" to attack, defeated the flower rock monster, snatched the head of the remaining blood, and left gracefully. With a wave of charcoal, he took away the fainted flower rock monster! 】

[The proficiency of the "Flame Knife" move increases! 】

[Charmander used the "absorbing fist" move to absorb the energy of the flower rock monster, and the flower rock monster trembled:

o((⊙﹏⊙))o, don’t dare to resist, resistance is food. 】

[The Huayan Monster completely surrendered. Under your spiritual leadership, the little fire dragon 'conquered' the Huayan Monster! 】

Zhou Ran was stunned.

Is this the Flower Rock Monster? Green caterpillars are more courageous than you!

Doesn't the Elf Guide say that the Huayan Monster is an evil elf composed of 108 souls?

Where is your evil? Got eaten by a green caterpillar?

(Huayan Monster: ()︻デ═一, you king with a strong mouth, if you can do it, go up and try.)

Before Zhou Ran could finish complaining.

[Charmander discovered the wild dream demon. 】

[Charmander used the scary face move! 】

[The dream demon fell into a state of cowering. 】

[Charmander A goes up! 】

Saw this news.

Without even bothering to say hello to Li Yujun, Zhou Ran rushed into the hotel at the speed of a 100-meter race, but was stopped by the young lady at the front desk:

"This guest, the ground is slippery, please don't run around." The young lady said sweetly:

"By the way, just now, I seem to have seen our guest, your Charmander, go out for a walk, and then carry a strange stone-like thing upstairs."

"Okay, thank you, I understand." Zhou Ran was anxious, but still slowed down and got on the elevator.

As soon as he stepped out of the elevator door, he looked up and was stunned.

Zhou Ran thought a lot about the Charmander at home.

For example, he burned the hotel sheets, got too excited watching a horror movie, and punched the TV screen to death.

Or, give the entire room a tanning and smoke package.

Zhou Ran had even thought about the worst-case scenario, where the hotel would offer sacrifices to the sky and the flames would be boundless.

But I never expected that it would be like this scene——

Charmander at the door of the room.

The left paw is holding "Charcoal", and the right paw is holding "Huayan Monster".

There was a dream monster in his mouth.

Just like a mother cat holding the back of the kitten's neck, the dream demon is bitten by the small fire dragon on the back of the neck. The sharp fangs are flowing with a dangerous color like lava, as if they are ready to use the flame fang move at any time, just click.

The dream demon was so frightened that he pitifully had tears in his eyes, but he did not dare to move:

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~, you can’t move, if you move, it will be a ‘mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire’.

"Woooooooooooo!" He let out an arrogant cry like a wolf howling, and Charmander excitedly asked Zhou Ran for credit, swishing his tail back and forth.

Zhou Ran slowly placed a big red question mark in his mind:

?

What are you doing?

Crane·Charmander's repayment?

Charmander returning from the jungle.jpg?

"Lalu()!" Chilulian was shocked, her eyes shining.

I feel that this little brother of the fire dragon is better than his predecessor. Not only can he forage for himself, but he also understands sustainable development and directly brings the 'leeks' home.

The most important thing is that he will respect Zhou Ran and him.

After Chirurian learns the Absorbing Kiss move, the Flower Rock Monster and Dream Demon, its 'leeks', can continue to provide fairy energy.

At this time, two mobile phone notifications interrupted Zhou Ran's thoughts and brought him back to reality.

[Using the scary face move, Charmander subdued the dream monster, and the mastery level of the scary face move increased! 】

[Scary face move, currently: LV2! 】

…

Return to the room.

Zhou Ran first used his Eye of Viridian talent to scan the Huayan Monster and Dream Demon.

【Flower Rock Monster】

Attributes: ghost, evil.

Personality: timid

Characteristics: Penetration (can penetrate the opponent's defensive barrier or 'substitute' and directly attack the main body.)

Zhou Ran looked strange.

"Timid Huayan Monster? I'm afraid it's not the soul of the extremely timid "Bru Emperor" who has taken control of the body. "

And the penetrating property, good guy, gives the super cowardly elf a super powerful property.

Look further down.

[Evaluation: The flower rock monster is very suitable for growing in pots. It neither needs watering nor fertilization, and there is no need to worry about whether to bask in the sun. There is no need to worry about raising it to death. I wonder, is there anything more perfect than the flower rock monster? A potted plant (￣▽￣*)b? 】

[Note: Using the "will-o'-the-wisp" of the flower rock monster and its own mysterious gas, you may be able to make special Pokémon smoked dishes. 】

Look at the dream demon again.

【Dream Demon】

Attribute: Ghost.

Characteristics: Floating (immune to attacks from ground-type moves)

Personality: Lotte.

Evaluation: This is a dream monster that is very good at using illusions to transform into ghosts.

Once you have mastered the ability to control your fearful emotions, perhaps you can try to inject your fearful emotions into your dishes to make them special: dishes that contain emotional power.

Note: Being caught by "Fluttering Hair" and given to someone as a 'gift', this behavioral pattern should be like an orange cat bringing live cockroaches or mice to its owner, probably.

"It was actually Zhanyifa who caught him?" Zhou Ran was surprised.

I quickly checked the thermal box, and sure enough, it had been eaten up, and it was licked clean and shiny.

"Are you treating this place as a cafeteria? Come back when you are hungry? Bring me a "dream monster" by the way? "Zhou Ran had a strange expression.

How does it feel, like the civet cat in Li Yitong's house?

He would stay away from home all day and would bring back dead mice in the middle of the night.

In the end, he probably felt that Li Yitong's hunting ability was too poor, so he took the live mouse home and put it on his bed.

"That's okay. Let it mature slowly." Zhou Ran rubbed his chin.

Who said that to conquer elves, you have to go through elves battles?

Food conquest is also possible!

It's not that Zhou Ran thinks he can't do it hard, but he upholds the trainer's spirit of being polite before fighting, and subduing the spirit before subduing its stomach.

"As for the dream monster, the flower rock monster..." Zhou Ran was thoughtful.

Keep it first.

In the future, you might consider investing in a battle club or a trainer restaurant.

Flower rock monsters can be used as potted plants. This is the decorative green plant that a trainer's restaurant should have.

Then put the dream demon into a maid outfit, and even save the employee hiring fee.

But there is another problem...

The magic city is really expensive. With Zhou Ran's current financial resources, he can't even afford a toilet.

Life is not easy, Zhou Ran sighed.

…

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Ran received the caramel-flavored cream from Liu Tao, the trainer of the Cream Fairy.

Just then, Zhou Ran, who didn’t know what to make for dinner, suddenly had an idea:

"Tonight, we're going to make potato gratin!"

"Chirulian, go to the front desk and ask for a basket of potatoes, garlic, and cheese. When you come back, cut all the potatoes into thin slices of about two millimeters."

Although Joban Hotel is a hotel, because it is far away from the city, the internal rooms are more like a B\u0026B.

In addition, most elves have huge appetites, so the hotel's warehouse stores a large amount of daily ingredients for guests to use.

"Lalu! ()ゝ"

The well-behaved and sensible Kirulian called the dream demon.

The optimist Dream Demon was very curious about what ‘cheese and cream baked potatoes’ were, and followed him with his fingers in his mouth:

"梦ヽ(○`)"

Excluding the fact that they absorb human energy, most ghost-type elves are:

Funny is more fun than ghost.

"Hmm...Charmander, you should follow me and help."

"Gahwu!"

Putting the flower rock monster on the window sill, the little fire dragon followed him up and down.

Potato gratin with cheese and cream may sound complicated, but it is actually an extremely simple dish.

Mix the Cream Fairy's cream and the Moo's Milk together.

Add some minced garlic and an appropriate amount of potato slices.

Season briefly with black pepper and sea salt, bring to a boil and turn off the heat.

After achieving this step, Zhou Ran simply borrowed the large baking pan and oven from the hotel's kitchen and slowly baked it at 150 degrees for 40 minutes.

In the last step, add an appropriate amount of cheese and bake slowly at 180 degrees for 18 minutes.

A creamy, browned and delicious cheese-cream baked potato is completely completed.

Although the production process is simple, there are many people after all.

It wasn't until evening that Zhou Ran did what everyone could do.

In Yu Zhou Ran's room, everyone looked at this dish and swallowed their saliva.

"I don't know how effective it will be."

Zhou Ran glanced at the cheese and cream baked potatoes expectantly.

"Cheese Cream Baked Potatoes (High Quality): A Pokémon dish made with Moo Moo fresh milk and Cream Fairy's cream. It's full of milky flavor, and dessert-loving Pokémon will be extremely satisfied with this dish.

Special effect:

①, rich in nutrients, long-term consumption, can strengthen the body, promote the physical development of elves, and gain +1 physical fitness.

②, Pokémon food containing fairy energy can restore the physical energy of fairy-type Pokémon.

③, can speed up the practice progress of fairy attribute moves. "

"Not bad." Zhou Ran was very satisfied with his second Pokémon dish.

However, looking at the elves feasting, Zhou Ran had a complicated expression.

After such a short time, the plate was almost bottomed out!

He probably won’t be eaten up by the elves and go bankrupt...

perhaps.

My throat started to feel dry and itchy today.

According to my danger prediction.

The next step is probably to provide one-stop services for fever, inflammation and cough.

At present, the amount owed is 4 (before it is put on the shelves) + 2 (after it is put on the shelves).