Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

Dana Wang is now in Antarctica. Even if he catches the fastest flight, it will be two days before he arrives at Joban Airport in the Kanto area.

Taking advantage of this time, Zhou Ran also happened to be thinking about new Pokémon dishes.

Now there are crystal honey turkey noodles and cheese and cream baked potatoes.

"Jingjing honey turkey noodles are spicy and can enhance physical fitness and speed up the practice of certain moves."

Zhou Ran picked up his laptop and took inventory while recording:

"This dish is suitable for most elves, but it is more suitable for elves with insect, fire and fairy attributes."

"As for the cheese and cream baked potatoes, the main ingredients are Moo Moo fresh milk and cream from Frosty Milk Fairy."

Zhou Ran murmured:

"It can also enhance the physical strength of elves, and can also restore the physical strength of fairies."

"The most critical effect is that it can speed up the practice progress of fairy attribute moves."

"This dish is suitable for elves who like sweet food, and it is also a dish that most elves like to eat."

but.

If you want to open a special Pokémon restaurant, you won't be able to rely solely on these two dishes.

Zhou Ran purchased a batch of Pokémon ingredients before, and they have arrived.

Such as the Monkey Wine brewed by the Spicy Ape, and the chili essence secreted by the chili elf ‘Hard Chili’.

There are also flower petals from the flower elf-like elf ‘Hua Beibei’.

‘Hard Pepper’ is a unique elf with dual attributes of grass and fire. The pepper essence it secretes contains rich energy with dual attributes of grass and fire.

The monkey wine brewed by Paoxiang Yuan is a spicy liquor containing strong fire energy.

Just use Hua Beibei's flower petals to neutralize it.

"This is just enough to make two dishes."

Zhou Ran was inspired and his eyes lit up.

One is used to stew beef brisket.

One is made into Italian-style noodles.

However, for one of the key steps, Zhou Ran also needs the assistance of an elf who knows ice attribute tricks.

I was just waiting for Dana Wang and his Cammy turtle to come back before trying to make it for the first time.

After the plan was made, Zhou Ran was about to turn off the computer.

A message popped up from the Shanghai Daily.

"Win the Championship!" A lecturer in the history department of a well-known university won the championship of the professional trainer competition! Who is the reason why outsiders repeatedly counterattack? 》

At this time, the news of Zhou Ran's victory had spread back to the Magic City and shocked many relevant people.

Although it is an unofficial event, it is still a formal and large-scale trainer battle event.

The winner turned out to be a non-professional social figure.

This news once again refreshed people's understanding. It turns out that there is such a thing as self-taught talent in the world.

What's even more confused are the students from major trainer vocational schools.

I can't help but doubt the value of my years of hard study.

Although I already knew that the road to become a trainer would be very complicated.

But I didn’t expect it to be so curly!

Even outsiders got involved, and they killed all the insiders and won the championship!

Zhou Ran swallowed.

Clicked on the news content.

[In recent years, there have been many talents in the trainer world. There are well-known trainers who relied on a Pikachu to reach the finals of the Kalos Regional Conference, and there are also rising stars of coordination trainers known as the "Fangyuan Dancer".

Many pioneers in the trainer world have also summarized countless training methods: the survival of the fittest wolf training method that follows the laws of nature, and the resilience training method that firmly believes that the giant needle bee can also counterattack the legend.

There are also bond factions and naked numerical factions.

But even among the many factions of trainers, Zhou Ran's training methods are unique.

With bonds as the core, emotions are imbued in food textures to encourage elves to train independently...

The mutual support and mutual reliance of trainers and elves fully reflects the connotation of the word "human".

One stroke at a time, support each other, grow together, and make progress together...]

Zhou Ran was stunned.

Is this the true strength of a professional copywriter?

It's really outrageous.

It sounds like it's true, but I'm really just responsible for feeding.

According to what you said, every shit shovel has the potential to become a training master.

"It's a bit outrageous." Zhou Ran commented.

But you can't say that he wrote randomly. At most, when processing words, this processing skill has reached the level of a master.

No wonder when I was eating Jingjing Honey Turkey Noodles, there were a bunch of emails from students in my mailbox, all asking questions about raising elves.

"I'm a serious history lecturer." Zhou Ran's expression was subtle:

"You should ask me serious questions!"

Looking down, Zhou Ran's pupils widened.

[In order to be objective and fair, this station specially interviewed a well-known museum owner named Lin.

Gym Leader Lin expressed high praise and heartfelt affirmation of the champion's strength, and encouraged all trainers to come and compete for the challenge.

Below is part of the interview -

Reporter: What do you think of the champion’s strength?

Master Lin: There was a black pool in ancient times but its depth was not known, but now people do not know its depth.

Master Lin: It's a pity that time is tight and there are other important things. Otherwise, I am not talented, so I would like to ask for some advice. 】

Seeing this, Zhou Ran felt.

This is naked flattery, right?

I just won the unofficial tournament, and you guys can't wait to let the gym leader PK me.

I'm going to win the regional championship, why don't you invite the Four Heavenly Kings to beat me up?

Really, you don’t have to pay for killing someone with a pen, how unscrupulous it is!

I can't watch it any more. If I continue to watch it, I will really worry about my personal safety.

Just as I turned off the computer, my phone rang again.

After looking at the caller ID, Zhou Ran answered the call and took the lead in saying hello:

"Professor Fang?"

"Teacher Zhou, the new semester has begun. Are you interested in working harder and making progress?"

Professor Fang said with a smile:

"For example, opening an elective course for practical guidance on elf battles? It can not only cultivate students' defensive abilities, but also exercise students' physical fitness. It kills two birds with one stone."

Zhou Ran was silent for a moment and said tactfully:

"Professor Fang, can our department respect my profession?"

Zhou Ran was categorical:

"I'm a lecturer in the history department."

"Is that what civilized people like us do when we fight and kill people?"

"Since you insist so much... then forget it." Professor Fang didn't take it seriously:

"However, after discussion, the school's school team has a coaching spot available."

“Isn’t this still the same???”

"Who is looking for you!" Professor Fang said with a smile: "They are interested in Chilulian!"

"The one who was named is Chilulian as the coach. What does this have to do with you, Teacher Zhou?"

Zhou Ran: "???"

Professor Fang couldn’t help but give a thumbs up to the person who came up with this idea.

A human coach can at best be able to guide a trainer with the commanding ability.

But Chilulian is different. It can directly train the actual combat qualities of the elves in the school team.

The Magic City Elf University of Technology is also a famous school in the Donghuang area. The Elf members of the school team also have a profound background. What they lack is actual combat training, so Chirulian is the best choice.

Again.

Chilulian has been hired as a coach. Does Zhou Ran, a trainer, still want to stay out of it?

"Let Qilulian think about it carefully." Professor Fang said seriously:

"The school treats its own... elves very kindly. First of all, they provide nutritious food tubes. Even if you take Kirby beasts in, they can fatten you up."

"In addition to welfare benefits, the monthly after-tax coaching subsidy of 1.2 million is also a lot."

"The most important thing is that this time, taking into account the rise in Qilulian's worth, the school has come up with special conditions for external teachers. By October and November, in the fall, the school's breeding house will be updated with a batch of new ones. Elf, will I give you a spot when the time comes?"

"Quota?"

Zhou Ran was stunned: "What are you doing for my elf?"

"Who said it was for you! This is for Chilulian." Professor Fang said cheerfully:

"Who said that elves can't raise elves?"

"What era is it? The pattern of life needs to be opened up. Elves can also cultivate elves."

"You are here to do Chirulian's ideological work and as a trainer, you must learn to let go and let the elf enter society and use its own light and heat."

Professor Fang patted his chest:

"As for me, don't worry, I will keep an eye on the breeding house and let your Chirurian keep an eye out for any precious elves."

Until Professor Fang hung up the phone, Zhou Ran still felt that it was outrageous.

These days, elves can leave their trainers and go directly to work?

Hu Di, who has a high IQ, and Metagross, whose computing power is comparable to a supercomputer, can kill programmers and directly dominate the programming world?

According to Professor Fang, the school will officially start classes in October.

Zhou Ran, as a lecturer in the history department, happened to have two classes a week. During the time he was in class, Chirulian went to the school team for a walk and practiced with the school team's elves, which was considered a completion of the task.

When necessary, I can help the school team to maintain the situation. The work is very easy and comfortable.

"Good guy, Charmander likes this job!" Zhou Ran looked weird.

Going to work is like having a meal. Everywhere you look, there are snacks, and there is endless happiness.

…

As time passed, and in the dead of night, Zhou Ran fell into a deep sleep listening to the lullaby of Cricket on the speaker.

And Zhu Yifa looked at the dishes to be washed, expressionlessly stretched out his bright red tongue, and licked them clean one by one.

Hold the remote control again and continue to study the TV.

Until three or four o'clock in the morning, Chirulian left the Viridian Forest and returned to the hotel with the satisfied Charmander and the Dream Demon who was watching the excitement, and returned to the hotel, leaving only crow feathers on the floor and corpses. Dark crows everywhere.

…

September 10th, Sunday.

There was a "pop" sound, and the dream monster who was sleeping on the ceiling was not sleeping well and "fell under the bed", knocking the expressionless Zhou Ran awake.

After giving the dream demon a hard blow, Zhou Ran stretched lazily after his revenge.

Get up and cook.

Dana Wang would be there at noon, so Zhou Ran wanted to keep breakfast simple.

"Let's make some Jingjing Honey Turkey Noodles first."

During this period of time, Charmander and Kirulian have eaten a lot. If they persist, their physical fitness should be enhanced.

As the hot water boiled and the turkey noodles were placed in the pot, Zhou Ran heated up two more cups of moo milk.

Early morning is considered early morning for Dream Demon, not during meal time.

Dream monsters usually sleep until noon before getting up for a 'late night snack'.

"Why is it like my mother's cat? It has to eat a cat strip in the middle of the night, otherwise it will meow all night."

While mumbling, Zhou Ran took out the cooked turkey noodles and sprinkled the sauce evenly.

For nutritional balance, he also prepared a hodgepodge of tree fruits to supplement trace vitamins.

After breakfast was ready, Chilulian stood up in a daze and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and wash her face.

Charmander yawned and directly used the Flame Fang move to clean his oral hygiene.

No bacteria can escape the high-temperature sniper attack of Flame Fang. If so, try it again.

After fully waking up, Charmander took the lead and ran to the dining table. Facing the Jingjing Honey Turkey Noodles, he subconsciously tried to pull it away with his paws, but Zhou Ran slapped it away and glared at it again.

"Eat with a fork."

“Gawu╭(╯ε╰)╮”

After finishing washing, Chilulian simply lay on the sofa and watched the morning show with great interest:

“Hmmmm(*▽*)”

Open your mouth again, and the crystal honey turkey noodles controlled by telekinesis will automatically fly into your mouth.

Seeing Charmander chewing his knife and fork, he was extremely envious.

The early morning breakfast time passed in a hurry.

The only surprise is.

[Your elf Chilulian has eaten crystal honey turkey noodles many times, and her constitution +1! 】

[Your elf Charmander eats Crystal Honey Turkey Noodles many times, and his health +1! 】

As Zhou Ran expected, the physique-improving effect of Jingjing Honey Turkey Noodles took effect.

Time soon reached noon, and Dana Wang, carrying large and small bags, also came to Zhou Ran's room.

"What are you carrying?" Zhou Ran was startled by this formation.

"They are all specialties." Wang Dana grinned:

"Like this one, it's a tomato fruit. It's a tree fruit produced in extremely cold areas. Although it contains ice energy, it will actually warm the body after eating it."

While the two were talking, Kirulian said hello to Cammy Turtle.

Charmander also looked at Cammy Turtle curiously.

After not seeing each other for many days, the Kami turtle had firm eyes, and its white turtle claws shone sharply, exuding a slight chill.

Apparently he had just mastered a powerful ice-type move, which caused an energy spillover.

There are also dense traces of battles on the turtle shell, and it looks like it has experienced hundreds of battles during this period.

In fact, this is exactly the case. The Antarctic region is sparsely populated and food is scarce. In order to compete for food, the wild elves are also extremely fierce.

Noticing Charmander's gaze, Dana Wang also smiled proudly:

"Not only is it an ice attribute trick, this time my Cammy Turtle also learned the dragon attribute trick "Dragon Wave" during the battle. "

"Wonderful!" Zhou Ran clapped her hands happily:

"Just help me cook!"

What Zhou Ran planned to cook this time was also a simple dish.

Tomato stewed beef brisket, tomatoes, naturally tomato fruits are used.

And the beef brisket used is serious beef brisket.

The cooking process is also very simple.

First, cut the beef brisket into appropriate sizes. In order to have a better taste, Zhou Ran also added some fresh milk.

Then add the onions and fry until golden brown.

Then add the tomatoes, stir-fry to release the juice, and let the tomato juice fully coat the beef brisket.

Finally, pour in appropriate amount of water and simmer over low heat.

When ready to serve, sprinkle in the spicy essence powder of ‘Hard Chili Pepper’ for seasoning.

On the other side, under Zhou Ran's instructions, Cammy Turtle also used ice attributes to create ice cubes.

Zhou Ran used these ice cubes, monkey wine, and orange sparkling water to simply prepare a sparkling wine drink.

Then sprinkle in flower petals to add a touch of fragrance.

At this point, two dishes are freshly cooked.

[Tomato fruit stewed beef brisket (good product): a spicy dish made with tomato fruit and chili essence. Hot and sour, appetizing, and also has excellent cold-fighting effects. Ice, fire, and grass elves will all like this dish.

Special effect:

①. It is added with the chili essence of Chili pepper, so it has an excellent detoxification effect. Within half an hour of consumption, it has a certain resistance to poison-type moves.

②, although it is a stomach-warming dish, it contains strong ice attribute energy, which can speed up the practice of ice attribute tricks. 】

[Monkey Wine Sparkling Water (Regular): A sparkling wine drink whose main ingredient is Monkey Wine. The alcohol content is not high and is suitable for all ages.

Special effect:

①. Low-alcohol alcoholic beverages containing strong fire-attribute energy can speed up the practice of fire-attribute moves. 】

"Perfect."

Zhou Ran nodded with satisfaction.

Under the eager gaze of Cammy Turtle, Zhou Ran served a small bowl of tomato stewed beef brisket to Cammy Turtle.

"Kami(﹃)!"

After a few simple swallows, Cammy Turtle subconsciously used the freezing fist move.

I just felt that the use of the moves was much smoother than before. It was extremely natural, and the two turtle claws were covered by the strong cold air.

Seeing this, Dana Wang couldn't help but open his eyes wide:

"It seems like... it's really effective?!"

In Antarctica, with nothing to do, Dana Wang just likes to stare at the turtle, and silently observe and calculate the process and time of the turtle's moves.

Just now, Cammy Turtle's freezing fist move was indeed smoother.

Lao Zhou is really not bragging, this recipe is really effective.

For a moment, Dana Wang was more excited than Zhou Ran.

His family did not support him becoming a trainer. During this period, part of the krypton gold came from the pocket money support of his grandparents, and the other part came from his fiancée's small treasury.

But as we all know, training elves inevitably costs money.

Therefore, if you want to become a powerful trainer, a stable funding channel is essential.

Thinking of this, Wang Dana couldn't help but make silent calculations.

The store problem is easy to solve.

When it comes to decoration, you can hire civil engineering students and their elf "construction masters". Not only is it cheaper, but you can also let these people be the first customers, creating a publicity effect.

Zhou Ran was slightly startled when he heard this, and then he was thoughtful.

Don't say it yet.

What is the most expensive thing about opening a restaurant?

In addition to the rent, it is naturally commercial water, electricity and labor.

Labor...what kind of labor is needed?

Directly letting the dream monster and fluttering hair go on top not only saves labor, but also prevents the overlord's meal.

There is no way to avoid water, but electricity can. There is a Pikachu tribe in Viridian Forest. We regularly invite a few Pikachus to be used as power sources for the elves, which is environmentally friendly and saves money...

"Leave this to me."

"My wife's family is engaged in marketing." Wang Dana chuckled:

"As for the business license and so on, I just let Lao Cao get it."

"If you really want to promote it, you can also bring Xiao Lizi here. Isn't his job just to do cosplay? If you cosplay a Gardevoir, you can save on modeling fees!"

Zhou Ran pinched his chin and suddenly said:

"I can invite Xiao Ju'er. In terms of publicity, there's really no need to worry."

Wang Dana was stunned when he heard this, with only one thought in his mind.

Lao Zhou's face is getting more and more outrageous!

"Bankruptcy Beast Control"

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