Why Can’t I Play Games

We are ordinary people.

We will encounter many things in reality that we can't do anything about, but we have to endure.

A lot of things are really disgusting...

You can't wait to clench your fists, you can't wait to beat them to pieces, and then spit a few more...

For example, the parents of such-and-such a bear child, for example, the Virgin Mary in the TV series, for example, the bald boss...

But, in the end, we can only hold back, we can't vent, because we are civilized people, gentle people...

I believe that not only us, but also many players are like this!

I have always felt that the game is another world. Many people who have been tortured to death by reality, come to the game, eager to have a good vent...

Now, we provide them such a platform to vent!

We do their needy vent game!

...

Morning.

in the office.

Holding the projector and chewing gum, Zhang Yang introduced his original intention of designing this game.

yesterday……

The news of Xiongzi and the comments of many netizens below caused a slight shock in his mind.

He suddenly thought of a small web game from the original world.

The name of that little game is Crazy Kids.

He played that game in computer class when he was in junior high school.

Although from his current point of view, the game was really low, without any technical content, but at that time, he played it very happily and very well.

In fact, that game does have a certain weight in the hearts of some players, and the overall traffic is also quite a lot.

Then!

this moment……

He had a flash of inspiration!

If you use the fighting game template of Crazy Kid and add some aggrieved plots in real life, then...

Will it produce an alternative decompression effect?

What kind of role would make many people hate?

Holy Mother, green tea, male best friend, boss, brat, whistleblower, mother-in-law who asks for a high price...

There are just too many roles like this...

Play these characters according to the template of Crazy Kids!

So……

There is always one that can be substituted into the player's venting point!

Mr. Zhang, what's the name of this game? Zhao Hang stared at the narration on the projector, suddenly a little strange, and then subconsciously asked.

This game is called Crazy Grass Mud Horse!

...

After hearing this name, Zhong Chongwen, who was drinking water, sprayed instantly.

He looked at Zhang Yang in a daze, and stammered: Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, will this name, this, be harmonious with...? Why, does it sound like a curse?

Disharmony! And it's very relevant. In fact, we can pull the road from Desert Bike and then replace all the game characters with horse templates. I have seriously considered these horses. These horses have bald leaders. , There are bear-like bear-child horses, there are long-haired patriarchal horses, and there are holy mother horses...

They are all at the end of the desert road. There are batches of horses on the grassland that smell the fragrance of the soil. How can they be cursed?

...

Zhong Chongwen, Zhao Hang, and Ge Yumiao who just came in. After hearing Zhang Yang's words, Ge Dashen only felt his brain buzzing.

The name of the game, we must first have a sense of humor, so that people can't move their eyes away, and the core of the game also needs to have a sense of humor... Of course, since it is a decompression game, we start from the name of the game and decompress it. With such a sentence, can't you swear?

Zhong Chongwen, Zhao Hang and the others could not hear what Zhang Yang was saying at this moment.

In the humble meeting room, there was a sudden silence.

The brains of everyone at the conference table went blank.

The game we're developing...

Is this the game?

After this silence didn't last long, they heard a door opening.

Then General Manager of the Marketing Department Wu Zhuang opened the door, holding a piece of data.

How much attention has the post received?

The attention has exceeded 10,000!

oh?

Zhang Yang took the data, and a smile appeared on his face as expected.

Then...

He turned his head to look at the people who were looking dumbfounded.

Have you seen it? Comrades, if you don't run, it will be too late! Comrades, this is what the people want, what the people like to hear and see. We will firmly support it under the law!

...

...

In the meeting room, Zhang Yang's very excited voice echoed, seemingly always full of energy.

Zhao Hang swallowed his saliva.

For some reason, he felt like he had fallen into a pit.

Just at this time……

Old Zhao!

Here Mr. Zhang...

I have an art concept, what do you think of this? Can it be worked out?

...

Zhao Hang looked up and looked at the crooked bald horse on the projector.

Zhao Hang opened his mouth.

He swears!

This should be the ugliest design among the art textures I made!

Cough, cough, I may not be a good painter, but we use this similar design, can you do this?

Yes, Mr. Zhang... Zhao Hang withdrew his gaze.

I just feel that my eyes are too hot.

The villain must be ugly!

Of course, decent characters don't need to be too handsome or beautiful, as long as they can be seen. Such a template can be designed in two days, right?

able……

There are also some weapons such as gas tanks, knives, and gloves. Anyway, the more commonly used things are at home, you can draw them, right?

able……

Zhao Hang nodded, but he still didn't look at the eye-catching paintings on the projector.

Then...

Zhang Yang turned his attention to Zhong Chongwen, the general manager of the design department.

Old Zhong, we use the idea of ​​breaking through the barrier...

...

In the huge meeting room.

Zhang Yang is releasing one task after another.

After the meeting, Zhang Yang did not disband immediately, but checked the electric car online.

Then...

I'll give each of you an electric car!

...

………………………………………

At noon on June 27.

Liu Ruohan passed by Dadi Technology Exhibition Hall, Shengteng Technology Network Technology, and other game companies in Yanjing.

She has a general idea of ​​the current status of these companies in China, and also a general idea of ​​what state they are currently in.

In fact...

In her mind, she felt less optimistic.

Dadi Technology's Warcraft War is menacing and indestructible...

There is also the trend of the previous Interstellar Mission, which is faintly king at this moment.

Shengteng Network has changed the bottom of the new version. Relying on the number of users of Q Dog, there seems to be a kind of operation that whoever releases a blockbuster will copy it...

Wrangler Technology's Dragon OL has been involved in a lawsuit with Shengteng for a long time.

seem……

The loser is always Wrangler Technology...

Liu Ruohan suddenly became serious.

Just when she was about to contact Sister Liu Yun and Liu, saying that she had arrived in Huaxia...

She heard a blast of horns.

She subconsciously turned her head...

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...

She saw a few young people riding electric bicycles, coquettishly passing by the streets with horns on their hands...