With So Many Vests, I Overturned In Front of the School Grass

"Kang, kuang, kuang!" The voice on the door carried the aura of usury, and it was so loud that it could be heard clearly on the third floor.

He Yu opened his eyes in a daze, it was dark outside, and he had slept for more than three hours.

He moved his arms, his fingers were numb, but he still had no strength, and he touched his head like an old Chinese doctor, and it stopped burning.

Hearing what Chu Yi said was right, he had to rest when he was sick, and the fever subsided after a while.

There was the sound of the door opening outside, followed by a familiar loud voice.

"I thought you two were sleeping! Uh-" Chu Yi covered his mouth as soon as Li Jinhang said a word.

"He Yu is sleeping," Chu Yi said, "Keep your voice down."

Li Jinhang nodded with staring eyes, he let go of his hand, looked at the brothers with big and small bags, and raised his eyebrows: "A gift is here?"

"Fart!" Li Jinhang scolded in a low voice, "We saw He Yu coming! Didn't he have a high fever? As a team, we have to take care of every team member! This is the soul of the team! I'll tell you—"

"Don't follow," Xin Tao nudged him from behind, and sighed, "Father won't be able to carry it anymore, let's go in first."

Li Jinhang held a plastic bag and slapped it back before coming in with two bags of fruit, Xin Tao carried a large bag of snacks, and Cheng Haoyan held a stack of homework—the professional team visited and fixed gifts.

What He Yu saw when he opened the door was this scene—the three people in the Happy House were crowded on his sofa, all sitting with their legs spread apart, and the big sofa was squeezed into pot stickers.

Chu Yi took a chair and sat opposite them, with his long legs outstretched, making the coffee table look like a children's product, with his hands folded over his chest, his chin slightly raised, like a warden, and his eyes dangerously scanning the three prisoners of different shapes in front of him .

"The things are here," Chu Yi said lazily, "what are people doing sitting around, looking at flowers?"

"Do you have any flowers at home?" Li Jinhang pointed to the green radishes on the table, "This stuff doesn't bloom!"

"It's easy to feed." Chu Yi glanced at him and smiled mockingly, "It's easier to feed than Jasmine."

Li Jinhang raised his middle finger, and complained in a low voice: "This room can freeze popsicles!"

"Hi Popsicle." Xin Tao peeled a banana casually, and was about to eat it when the "popsicle" snatched it and took a big bite.

"He Yu is awake." Cheng Haoyan looked in He Yu's direction.

He Yu raised his hand: "Hello."

"Are you okay?" Xin Tao asked with a smile.

"It's nothing, it's just a common cold." He Yu said as he walked to the kitchen, planning to move another small stool and come to the happy cabin for a meeting.

Chu Yi was grabbed by the arm when passing by.

"Sit here." Chu Yi got up and pressed his shoulders to the chair, then walked to the side of the sofa, picked up Li Jinhang's neck collar and threw it into Xin Tao's arms. Li Jinhang was under the pressure of the walking refrigerator. He fell into Xin Tao's warm embrace like a cub.

There was a large space on the sofa, Chu Yi frowned in disgust, and sat down anyway.

"Fuck! Don't you have any chairs in your house?" Li Jinhang was like a bread man. He just fell into Xin Tao's arms and before he could feel the warmth of the world, he was pushed back to Chu Yi by Tuanba Tuanba. Xin Tao is a bitch. Still laughing.

"Not yet weaned, get into Dad's arms."

He Yule couldn't do it.

"Fuck!" Li Jinhang made another arch with the left but failed, and looked at He Yu, "He Yu, let's switch seats if we are brothers, I don't want to fight with these two dogs, how can you stand Chu Yi, a bastard, you really Awesome!"

He Yu was stunned for a moment.

Chu Yi, beast? These two words don't go together.

Have you ever seen such a handsome beast?

"Chu Yi... is pretty good," He Yu asked himself, except for the occasional venomous tongue, this Alpha is simply his dream love A. He looked at Li Jinhang with a sincere face, "Brother, there may be a misunderstanding between us, I didn't Way to agree with your statement."

"Brother, just say whether you will trade with me!" Li Jinhang said. He Yu was deceived by Chu Yi's appearance, and he couldn't be saved, anyway, he couldn't be saved!

To be honest, which Omega next to Chu Yi doesn't want to sit, he still has his legs crossed, sitting down is equivalent to close contact, and you can't miss it when you pass by.

Just as He Yu was about to nod, his heart twitched. The tacit understanding brought about by the high degree of fit made him subconsciously look at Chu Yi.

"If you dare to change, you will die" - Chu Yi wrote these big characters brightly in his eyes.

He Yushou gave up.

He looked at Li Jinhang, entered the scene for a second, covered his chest and coughed weakly, trembling: "Body...cough cough cough cough...discomfort..."

His face turned red after he coughed.

Li Jinhang was at a loss: "That's not going to change, that's not going to change! Let me squeeze, **** Xin Tao, don't squeeze me!"

Xin Tao: "I didn't squeeze you."

He Yu's way of getting along with these people who are not higher than preschool children has evolved from "Can this fight?" to "Why haven't we fought yet?".

Especially Hanhan Hang'er, who deeply confirmed that sentence-is he handsome? In exchange for IQ.

He Yu was like a head teacher at a class meeting, pushing the bridge of his nose in front of four preschool students, and it took him a while to realize that he didn't wear glasses.

"Have you eaten yet?" He Yu glanced at it. It was only after five o'clock, and several people should have gone to the supermarket to buy something just after school.

This is the group soul. This is the cohesion of Big A's Happy House combination.

Are you moved, moved!

"I haven't eaten yet," Xin Tao leaned on the sofa and peeled another banana, took a bite and was snatched away by Li Jinhang, "Come over after school."

"My Yi, have you cooked?" Li Jinhang sniffed like a dog, "I smell it!"

"It's done," Chu Yi lazily leaned on the sofa, and glanced at him coolly, "It's for two, you go home and eat it, I won't give it away."

"Damn!" Li Jinhang turned his head and pointed at him, "I have no conscience, I came all the way—"

"It takes only five minutes to walk through mountains and rivers. I'm very busy these nights." Chu Yi only needs three successes to deal with this kind of preschool children, which is more than enough. He casually laughed, "Eat more leeks, it's good for your health." .”

"I don't **** like leeks," Li Jinhang glanced at He Yu. If Chu Yi's "two-person share" included Xin Tao and Cheng Haoyan, he would **** it. Although He Yu is a brother, he is an Omega. What about Big A? Can grab something from O.

He could only reluctantly give up Chef Chu Yi's skills, and took out his mobile phone to order takeaway.

"When you remember, my father is starving to death." Xin Tao stopped him, raised his phone, and revealed the delivery page, "Waiting to eat."

Li Jinhang snatched the phone, looked at it carefully for a few seconds, and said domineeringly: "I eat the non-spicy one!"

Xin Tao was noncommittal.

He Yu nodded knowingly.

Hang'er has a hot temper and wants to beat everyone up, but Jasmine's pheromones are not to mention cold and hot, and her stomach is also very delicate, like a little princess.

In their group, they are mainly responsible for cuteness and fried hair.

Five people huddled around the small dining table, He Yu dug out a few cans of Coke that escaped from Chu Yi's tiger's mouth, shared them with the big guys, and then silently poured himself a glass of boiled water under Chu Yi's death gaze .

"Family education is strict." Xin Tao said meaningfully after turning his gaze between the two of them twice.

"The shackles of love." He Yu whispered to Xin Tao, thinking that no one knew it, but Chu Yi picked up his collar at some point.

"What are you talking about?" Chu Yi put the person between himself and Li Jinhang, and glanced at Xin Tao.

Xin Tao made a heart gesture with his fingers, Chu Yi nodded clearly, and the corners of his lips curled up.

"Say you are handsome bro," He Yu didn't pay attention to the interaction between the two brothers, and was still running the train with his mouth full of loyalty, pouring a cup of Coke for the handsome big A, eager to try, "Brother, I can drink Is it? Just one bite."

"You can't drink it," Chu Yi took his boiled water and put it in front of him. The doctor reminded him, don't stay up late, don't eat junk food, and warm up your body carefully.

He Yu covered his eyes in pain.

I think Brother Yu was also a genius who could walk in a straight line when he mixed Coke, beer, Sprite, and liquor cocktails, otherwise he would not have the title "He Zuizui".

Kamito sighed. The glory of the past no longer exists, and now I can't drink half a mouthful. How can I justify the fate of life.

Chu Yi squeezed the back of his neck and pressed him on the chair, and sat down himself: "Don't ask such questions before you die of hunger, there is no way."

He Yu collapsed to the point of attacking with the head hammer, and was blocked by his palm a second before it hit his shoulder, and laughed: "I'm not responsible for the pain."

He Yu beat his chest and stamped his feet: "I did it myself!"

Li Jinhang didn't see it. He said, He Yu was brainwashed, and he didn't think Chu Yi was a beast, pitiful, so pitiful.

Xin Tao laughed twice and didn't speak. Whether it fits the contract or not is a good reason.

Cheng Haoyan... Cheng Haoyan was busy, wondering if he had put the books in the desk after school.

The last takeaway arrived, and several people officially started eating.

"I really didn't see it," Li Jinhang said while gesticulating after taking a sip of Coke as if he had drunk two catties of liquor, "Why are you like this!"

"What kind of He Yu am I?" He Yu lowered his head, a piece of thorny fish appeared out of nowhere in the bowl, glanced to the left, Chu Yi took a sip of Coke with a normal expression, and there was a row of small thorns on the side of the bowl.

The corners of his mouth couldn't be stretched and turned up, hehe silly.

"I thought you were a fool," Li Hanhan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his description, and continued with a confident face: "It turned out that you were—"

"Dare to dare," He Yu took the words, pointed at Chu Yi solemnly, and challenged every time he couldn't flirt, with a shy face, "Because he stole my heart."

Li Jinhang: "...All right."

Chu Yi, the thief who stole the heart, glanced at him, paused for two seconds, and said lazily, "Then you are cowardly."

He Yu: "Huh?"

Chu Yi: "I am Cong, because you stole my heart."

He Yu froze for a moment, and then couldn't stop being silly and happy.

With the sound of piu, a little flower bloomed in my heart~

He's been called He Counsel since today!

Li Jinhang stared: "...Can I still eat???"

Xin Tao shook his head: "Since the brothers are here to visit the sick, let's show less."

Cheng Hao said: "...I'm busy, don't cue."

He Yu was ashamed, Chu Yi's words made him lose his soul, and accidentally hurt the hearts of his brothers who had been single for many years.

But brothers, this condition is not suitable, it is unscientific.

"Dinner," Li Jinhang raised his glass, "Now we don't have anyone to date here, they are all brothers, cheers! If you don't do it, you are not a brother!"

Several people raised their glasses and clinked each other enthusiastically.

"cheers!"

"Done!"

"If you don't do it, you are not a brother!"

"brother!"

"..."

Then only Li Hanhan did it.

Li Hanhan, who had just burped after drinking a large can of Coke, stared at everyone with a question mark face: "WTF?"

He Yu took another can from under the table and put it next to him. Just as Li Jinhang was about to question him, He Yu immediately covered his chest: "Ahem, cough, I..."

"No need!" Li Jinhang's expression was more painful than his, "I know you are uncomfortable, you don't need to drink!"

He Yu recovered in a second, gave him a thumbs up, and turned his head to pick up a chopstick of braised pork for Chu Yi: "Brother, this takeaway is quite delicious, but not as delicious as yours, it's a bit salty."

"Eat less meat, I will make it for you when you have a cold."

"Brother, has anyone ever praised you for being super invincible and peerless? Without me boasting now, you are simply omnipotent, amazing. My brother is dead!"

Li Jinhang: "..." This is a **** medical miracle.

Coke passed three rounds, and the topic of several people somehow returned to He Yu working in a bar.

"Jet lag at work is bad, don't do it," Xin Tao joked casually, "Your husband takes care of you."

He Yu turned his head and glanced at his "husband", Chu Yi's expression was normal, as if he didn't hear anything, he was as calm as a statue.

"I've been working for a long time, and the salary is not bad. It's a pity to resign." He Yu told the truth.

"It's not a pity to die suddenly." Chu Yi sandwiched a piece of lean meat for him.

From his tone, He Yu heard the meaning of "I will deal with you sooner or later"...

"Before we were really blind, and didn't see—" Xin Tao was interrupted by Chu Yi in the middle of his words.

"I can see it." Chu Yi glanced at him and raised his eyebrows.

Xin Tao: "...All right." You are amazing, you can tell from your family, you are amazing.

"We're all brothers, don't see each other in the future!" Li Jinhang said, "I won't act anymore!"

He Yu raised a glass of boiled water and clinked a glass with him: "The show is over!"

"Are you two still going to the hospital tomorrow?" Xin Tao asked casually.

"The results will come out the day after tomorrow," Chu Yi said, "I'll be at home tomorrow."

"Brother, it's over." He Yu rubbed his head, the temperature was normal, "Go tomorrow, it's boring to stay at home."

"Is it interesting to faint at school?" Chu Yi looked at him.

The two looked at each other for five seconds, He Yu was completely defeated, Qiqi Ai Ai: "I also don't think it's very safe, it's good for us to stay at home."

Li Jinhang waved his hand and suddenly said: "Then we won't go either!"

He Yu was shocked for two seconds: "Why don't you go?"

The big As never needed a reason for doing things, and the other two nodded without hesitation for almost a second.

"Okay, we're not going," Li Jinhang concluded boldly, "We'll stay with you two!"

"I've always had a question." He Yu looked at the four of them, "How do you guys manage to keep your grades while skipping classes frequently? Do you have any secrets?"

"What's the secret? Money ability!" Li Jinhang said indifferently, "I'll go home and find a make-up teacher for one-on-one. almost."

He Yu nodded solemnly.

Our Hang’er’s sentence needs to be changed—is he handsome? EQ traded.

The author has something to say: The author stood in front of the window with a big tea mug, took a sip calmly and said: Hello, He Sushou, hello, Chu Congcong.

He Yu: I want to tease, I want to tease, I want to tease!

Chu Yi: That's it?

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