With So Many Vests, I Overturned In Front of the School Grass

He Yu's understanding of self-service is that he can eat as much as he can, and would rather start throwing up as soon as he leaves the self-service door than give his stomach an empty space.

The ups and downs of the economic situation made him fully understand the true meaning of the buffet, so he went to pick a plate of big crabs first.

If you don't choose the right one, choose the expensive one first.

Chu Yi hesitated next to him with the plate, and finally took a small cake that looked good.

"Brother, you really don't know how to eat this." He Yu clicked his tongue, took his cake away with a tong and put it back in place. "The comrades who have been struggling on the poverty line all the year round teach you to eat the expensive ones first and not occupy them." Stomach, it’s cheaper to eat these stuffed ones in the end.”

"It makes sense," Chu Yi picked up a plate of crabs, and turned to ask the master, "What else do you want to eat?"

"You don't have to be like me, you just choose what you like to eat, and the expensive ones are fine," He Yu stood next to him, grabbing a few small conch shells, "You can't drink, don't forget."

At the beginning, he was able to know Chu Yi because Chu Yi drank alcohol by mistake, and because of his alcohol allergy, his combat effectiveness declined, and he was overshadowed by others, and fell at the door of his house.

Alcohol allergy may be Chu Yi's only weakness.

"That was an accident," Chu Yi explained with a tacit understanding, "I usually don't drink at all."

"I won't drink anymore," He Yu glanced at him, took a deep breath, and suddenly said, "I won't smoke anymore!"

"Huh?" Chu Yi looked at him, couldn't help being happy, "What's going on, such a big determination."

There were classmates coming and going, so He Yu had to go over and whisper to him: "I have to go to bed early and get up early, exercise every day, eat less spicy and sour ones that don't nourish the stomach, and drink more water."

Chu Yi also leaned into his ear and whispered, "Comrade, what made you suddenly start keeping in good health?"

"I'll live a few more years to be with you." He Yu said.

Chu Yi was stunned for a moment, then grabbed his hand, his heart was beating hard, as if he had been hit by something. After a while, he said softly, "Thank you."

Omega's life expectancy is generally lower than that of Alpha due to physical reasons, and the widow rate of old Alpha is as high as 90%.

He Yu just wanted to accompany him for a longer walk.

The simplest and most urgent wish of a young man is to truly grow old.

He picked up a bunch of things and went back to cook, cook, roast, roast, roast, roast, and there was no need for He Yu to do anything, Chu Yi took care of the whole situation by himself.

"Chu Yi, you can also barbecue!" A girl covered her mouth and showed admiration.

"Who doesn't know how to roast meat?" Qiu Jia gave her a straight look, "You roasted it pretty well just now, even if it's not mushy, it's good."

"It makes sense!" The girl next to her clapped her hands generously and agreed.

"You guys are so annoying!" The girl Kua Chuyi blushed and hit her best friend, the two whispered a few words, and looked at He Yu at the same time, with bright eyes, and secretly gave a thumbs up.

He Yu was drooling looking at the barbecue on Chu Yi's clip: "?"

"Eat yours." Chu Yi cut the meat and put it on his plate.

He Yu honestly "eat his".

Hey, his Chu Yi is really perfect, he can cook and clean the house.

"Students eat first, I'll go out to answer the phone." Lao Yang finished eating in a while, stood up and patted the monitor Qiu Jia on the shoulder, told him to watch them drink as little as possible, then turned and went out.

"Lao Yang is here to make room for us. I'm afraid we won't be able to play." He Yu looked up at Lao Yang's back and said with emotion, "He is really an invincible teacher."

"So?" Chu Yi put two scallops on the baking tray.

"So if we give Lao Yang a red envelope, he won't be able to take it." He Yu said that he was amused.

"If you threaten Hang'er with a knife on his neck, he might want to save you two from the fire and water." Chu Yi said it as if it was true.

"Then I might as well put it on your neck." He Yu said.

Chu Yi looked at him.

"If I put Hanger's neck on Taozi, I will have to work hard with me," He Yu bumped into him, laughing, "If I put it on your neck, you might just close your eyes and tell me—" Comrade, spare your life.

"Daughter-in-law, stop making trouble." Chu Yi said.

"No, that's not what I want to say." He Yu's smile disappeared, and the roots of his ears turned red.

"Baby, use your strength." Chu Yi didn't even lift his eyelids.

"...fuck," He Yu teased him, "whatever you want to say, you are really my **** Ferrari."

"So cheap?" Chu Yi looked up at him, frowning sincerely, "Is this worth it in your eyes?"

"Don't push yourself too hard," He Yu glared at him, "Enough is enough, don't you understand, one or two sentences are for fun, three or four sentences are—"

"Flirting." Chu Yi answered.

"...Your uncle." He Yu slammed his leg under the table to the side, but Chu Yi didn't resist, and let his wife vent her shame with domestic violence.

"I don't have an uncle," Chu Yi poured him a cup of sour plum soup without complaint, "My dad is an only child, it's a pity."

"I'm convinced of you—" He Yugang was about to continue, when Qiu Jia squeezed aside hard in his eyes, he closed his mouth, closed his mouth tightly, and glared at him, "Are you outside, ball ball?" Don't show off and scare the kids."

After Lao Yang left, there was a distance between Chu Yi and Qiu Jia, but Alpha was sensitive, and Qiu Jia still vaguely heard the words "daughter-in-law" and "baby".

"I rely on the monitor, don't squeeze me! I'm full of girls here, how embarrassing!" Zhou Lu next to Qiu Jia rubbed the back of his head and laughed, with a look of embarrassment on his face.

Qiu Jia was in a state of distress, and suddenly had an idea, stood up and clapped his hands: "Hey hey hey! Don't just eat! Do you want to play games?"

As he spoke, he walked out very naturally, and when he stood in the aisle, his whole body was refreshed and reborn.

"What are you playing?" Li Jinhang looked at him, "Let's talk about it first, don't play silly games like counting to seven, I'm out here for dinner and drink today, not to count."

"That's right," a girl immediately echoed, "I don't even understand."

"Then don't play that!" Qiu Jia looked at the girls first, women first, "Is there anything you want to play?"

"truth or Dare!"

"Game of Kings!"

"Take the song!"

…

"Let's start with Truth or Dare, the rules are simple," Qiu Jia asked in a circle, "If you've played enough, then switch to the second king game, okay?"

"Okay." Li Jinhang took a sip of beer without interest. This group of people is really naive and not worthy of a mature brother Hang.

"The rules are very simple. Raise your hand if you want to play in each round. I have thirteen cards in my hand from Ace of Spades to K of Spades. Those who draw the K of Spades can ask questions or ask for it. Those who draw the Ace of Spades can only choose." The right to 'True Words' or 'Big Risks'," Qiu Jia said.

"Don't be too lazy to say 'I can't say' or 'I can't do it', or you will be disqualified from the competition." Yao Luling added.

"Yes!" Qiu Jia agreed, "They're all in the same class, so there's nothing to be ashamed of! Don't let yourself down!"

No one participated in the first round of Big A's Happy House.

He Yu was busy eating, and Chu Yi was busy feeding.

Xin Tao and Li Jinhang are also in the same pattern, but with a little more twists and turns.

Xin Tao was busy feeding, and Li Jinhang was busy saying loudly "I can bake myself" while saying "I don't want to eat" with clumsy acting skills. Recruit!".

Cheng Haoyan... Cheng Haoyan was busy, and he didn't get off the sofa after he came in. The food on the plate was baked for him by Xin Tao taking care of Li Jinhang. He didn't eat a single bite, and was busy pressing his phone all the time.

Cheng Haoyan is busy: I'm not good at math.

Yuan Keai: I did well in the exam.

Cheng Haoyan is busy: Oh.

Yuan Keai: I didn't play tricks on you.

Yuan Kei withdrew a message.

Yuan Keai: I don't think I'm particularly good.

Yuan Keai: What I say is from the bottom of my heart.jpg

Cheng Haoyan is busy: Oh.

Yuan Keai: ...

Yuan Keai: I can help you make up lessons, if you, if you have time.

Yuan Keai: I just mentioned it, you don't have to be burdened, I am, I am a warm-hearted person!

Cheng Haoyan is busy: when will you be free?

Yuan Keai: I'm free anytime.

Cute Yuan: Corgi Smiles.gif

Cheng Haoyan is busy: I will pick you up tomorrow.

Yuan Keai: Good!

Yuan Kei withdrew a message.

Lovely Yuan: Received.gif

"Fuck!" Li Jinhang suddenly yelled in a low voice.

"What's the matter?" Xin Tao helped him wipe the sesame seeds from his mouth.

"Haoyan, what are you laughing at? You're so happy," Li Jinhang looked over, "Uncle Cheng's painting was sold again? No, you didn't laugh when it was sold."

When Xin Tao turned around, Cheng Haoyan stopped smiling, and ate the cold meat in the bowl expressionlessly, without saying a word.

Li Jinhang took it for granted and didn't lose his mind.

Xin Tao raised his eyebrows, watching Li Jinhang slightly curl his lips. The progress of the brothers is very gratifying, and it is time for him to close the net.

He Yu looked at the phone wonderingly: "It's gone wrong."

"Huh?" Chu Yi looked over.

"Yuan Li said he was idle at home today, why did I send a bunch of barbecue photos and nothing happened, he would have scolded me for ten minutes before that I was not human." Follow me to practice Buddhism, Amitabha, good and good."

Suddenly there was a booing sound from the side, and they both looked over at the same time.

The K of Spades and the A of Spades were born, both acquaintances—Qiu Jia and Yao Luling.

Yao Luling said as expected: "I choose the big adventure."

A group of people began to shout again in a long voice: "Oh~~~~~~"

He Yu followed "Oh" a few times, Yao Luling was very calm, but when he heard him "Oh", he immediately glared over, his eyes were fierce, and he didn't even look at Chu Yi next to him, just glared at him.

He Yu: "???" I'm so innocent.

"Both of you, is there something I don't know?" Chu Yi raised his hand to hold his shoulder, and clasped it in his arms. With a slight sweep of his gaze, Yao Luling immediately took it back.

He Yu looked at him and continued: "???"

Fuck, why is there something I don’t know, why is Yao Luling staring at him, if you want to look at him, you have to look at Chu Yi, and Chu Yi, you know that this girl actually liked you before, you act like I have something behind your back What's the matter with your tone? ? ?

The author has something to say: The author put on the gini and covered his face and said: Old color|British, this prosperous age is as you wish.

(Huadian point: Haoyan's note to Yuan Li is "Yuan Keai", Yuan Li's WeChat nickname is actually "Yuan Zuzong")

[Important notice: Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will be suspended for two days on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Because this book is about to end, but I applied for the list of next week and the next week. The list will be calculated from Thursday, and the required number of words must be completed, so I will come back on Thursday and continue to update to avoid the end of the article. But the embarrassing situation that the number of words on the list is not enough. 】

(Question: Why do sand sculpture authors insist on applying for the list?

Answer: If there is no list, there will be no exposure, there will be no readers, there will be no collection, there will be no money, and you will have to drink the northwest wind. Big truth.jpg)

[Hope the old cuties don’t leave, burst into tears.jpg

PS: In fact, it’s not too much to say. After all, today I wrote more than 7,000 words of “so what”, which happens to be the update of tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I’m really an ordinary little genius~]

Knock on the blackboard to draw the key points: the top ten old cuties will give out red envelopes! Chirp!

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: confused 1;

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