Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

Familiar darkness before his eyes, a familiar rough burlap sack over his head. This time, as usual, Lao Guo wanted to yell, but as usual, his mouth was gagged.

With a snap, Lao Guo's other leg was cleanly broken.

He fell to the ground, rolling around.

Duan Yun bought the wine at the liquor store and just came out when he saw Shen Ying walking over.

"Why did you come out?" Duan Yun asked.

Shen Ying said dejectedly, "Don't even mention it. The storyteller only told half the story, and then the second half hadn't even started when someone broke his leg in the outhouse. Now there's nothing to listen to."

Duan Yun looked "surprised" and said, "Breaking someone's leg just for telling a story?"

"Yeah, I don't know who did it, but many people suspect it's a competitor," Shen Ying explained.

"Then this storyteller probably won't be able to tell stories for a while," Duan Yun analyzed.

"No, he told us as he was being carried away that he would get his leg treated and continue tomorrow with plenty to tell," Shen Ying replied.

Duan Yun's cheeks twitched, and he said, "He's still telling stories like that? That's really admirable despite his disability."

After that, he went with Shen Ying to buy a sword.

After browsing several stores in town, Duan Yun finally bought a solid iron sword.

Yes, the only feature was that it was solid. It still had nothing to do with being handsome or exquisite.

Because it was still expensive.

Although the golden mask was gold, it was relatively thin and smashed. It was only worth a little over a hundred taels of silver. He needed money for food and drink, so he could only continue to choose value for money.

Durable is enough.

With only this little silver on hand, don't even think about getting something of the same level as Gentleness.

I have to say, expensive is good, and good is expensive.

The handle of Gentleness feels no less delicate than a woman's small hand. Sometimes he has to touch it for a while before going to bed at night.

As for the other spoils of war today, such as the Red Mansion woman's anklet, he has to keep them for research before deciding whether to sell them or not.

On the way back, Shen Ying was still lamenting her bad luck, only hearing half of the story.

Duan Yun couldn't help but ask, "Shen Ying, what kind of person do you think Old Devil Duan is?"

Speaking of this, Shen Ying was no longer sleepy and said excitedly, "This should be the funniest devil I've heard of in the past ten years, turning men into women and raping them, hahaha... mainly because he has the same name as you."

Every time she mentioned that Old Devil Duan and Duan Yun had the same name, she couldn't help but laugh.

Duan Yun complained, "Old Devil Duan is so perverted, aren't you afraid that he will kill and rape you for evaluating him like this?"

Shen Ying raised her eyebrows slightly and said, "Oh right, but I only told you. You don't seem like the kind of person who would betray a friend."

As she spoke, she carefully looked at Duan Yun.

Duan Yun asked in confusion, "Why are you looking at me?"

Shen Ying said seriously, "I'm seeing if you are Old Devil Duan?"

Duan Yun said with a serious expression, "Why would you have such an idea?"

Shen Ying thought, "The Murong brothers didn't suspect you, that's because they are lazy and don't know how to observe. Based on what I heard today about Old Devil Duan, you do have some similarities with Old Devil Duan.

It is said that Old Devil Duan looks young and handsome, and you barely count as one of those. Old Devil Duan never shows mercy when he chops anyone, and you were also very fierce when you chopped the eunuch. Also, Old Devil Duan often rides a donkey, and you also have a donkey."

"Especially just now, you said that Old Devil Duan might rape and kill me. After you practiced the Devil Blade, you might have had this idea for a long time, although not to the point of killing, but..."

Listening to her analysis, Duan Yun originally thought it was logical and clear, but this last point almost made him jump up.

"Are you women all so degenerate?"

"Degenerate? This lady is just making a reasonable analysis."

Duan Yun grabbed Shen Ying's collar, pulled her over, and said sullenly, "Your analysis is not reasonable at all. I said, I am a once-in-a-million cultivation genius and will not be cursed by the knife. Furthermore, I am determined to be a young hero. Even if you are a big-breasted fairy, I will not rape and kill you, let alone you..."

As he spoke, the two of them simultaneously looked down at Shen Ying's flat chest.

Shen Ying quickly covered her chest and shouted, "You pervert!"

In the next moment, Duan Yun only felt his vision suddenly flip over, and his body was actually lifted high by Shen Ying.

He instantly realized that this woman was a boxing master!

When a woman gets anxious, she is more impulsive than a man's little head!

Seeing that he was about to be smashed to the ground, Duan Yun quickly sank his waist and used a scissor leg to clamp Shen Ying's neck, and shouted, "Stop!"

In just one moment, both of their figures stopped.

One scissor leg clamped the other's head, and the other's body sank as if to smash, motionless.

Time seemed to stand still.

Two passers-by passed by and saw them "entangled in a fight" motionless. One of them shouted, "Madman! Run!" and ran away in a puff of smoke.

At this time, both of them calmed down.

Duan Yun clamped Shen Ying, Shen Ying held Duan Yun, because Duan Yun was in an upside-down posture, so he could only see Shen Ying's pretty face over his crotch.

The situation was a bit awkward for a while.

"You loosen your legs, and I'll let you down," Shen Ying said.

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Duan Yun loosened his scissor legs, Shen Ying raised her hand, and the two sides separated, and then they couldn't help but tidy up their messy clothes.

If you didn't know, you would think they had just drilled through a small forest.

After that, the two no longer talked eloquently, but just went back on their own, as if they had a quarrel.

At this time, you could already see the dilapidated courtyard wall of Yuzhu Villa.

At this time, Duan Yun opened his mouth and said, "Then am I Old Devil Duan or not?"

Shen Ying glanced at him and replied, "Of course not."

"Why?"

"A few days ago, Old Devil Duan made Fairy Ling of Wanmiao Palace pregnant within an hour at night. At that time, you were chopping eunuchs with me," Shen Ying explained.

Duan Yun's cheeks twitched and said, "Did the storyteller say this too?"

"Yes. He said that joking is not nonsense."

Duan Yun's teeth itched.

I hit him too lightly just now.

Duan Yun couldn't help but complain, "Old Devil Duan does so many bad things a day, is he busy enough?"

"Of course he can't be busy. I think some of them are just black pots, deliberately put on Old Devil Duan's head," Shen Ying analyzed.

Duan Yun asked curiously, "Is that so?"

This was the first time in a long time that he had heard a statement favorable to Old Devil Duan.

"For example, the Gao Family Village incident, the Leigong Old Mother Sect and the Red Mansion people have been looking for Old Devil Duan in the Wangchun City area. Fairy Ling was pregnant in the suburbs of Wangchun City, which shows that Old Devil Duan is in this area. But the Gao Family Village is thousands of miles away, and Old Devil Duan is probably beyond his reach even if he wants to cause chaos."

Shen Ying analyzed.

Duan Yun said, "Who is putting the blame on Old Devil Duan?"

Shen Ying said, "I guess it's the owner of Gao Family Village himself."

"Ah?"

"I have long heard that the owner of Gao Family Village has strange hobbies in that regard. Maybe he likes to watch pigs ride his delicate wife. But as the owner of a village, this hobby is really not presentable. After being discovered, he simply put the blame on Old Devil Duan."

"Can it be like this?"

Listening to this explanation, Duan Yun only felt that it was very perverted, but it made some sense.

Damn, the village owner plays tricks and lets his wife be ridden by pigs, puts the blame on me, and he becomes the victim instead, right?

At this time, the two had arrived at the gate of the villa. Duan Yun pushed the door open and said, "What about the female sword fairy of the Qiongling Sect being a prostitute?"

As a result, at this time, the voices of the Murong brothers had already sounded inside the door - "I know the answer to this question!".