"Mommy……"
"Dad is not angry with the baby, right?"
Snuggled in Yang Mi's arms, Zhou Shiyi swayed her two short legs comfortably, and asked weakly while eating a small cake.
"No!"
"What right does he have to be angry?"
"On the other hand, I am almost pissed off by your stinky father."
Yang Mi said angrily, took out a paper towel and wiped the cake crumbs from the corner of her daughter's mouth.
"Eat slowly, one bite at a time"
"No one will steal it from you……"
This little thing was obviously hungry and wolfed down the food, showing no image of a lady.……
"is that so?"
Zhou Shiyi picked up the cake, opened her cherry mouth slightly, and nibbled away bit by bit.
"right……"
"That's it……"
Yang Mi nodded with satisfaction.
I just wanted to give my daughter a thumbs up.
I saw this little girl, deliberately facing me, opening her little mouth to the extreme.
Then he swallowed the rest of the cake suddenly and chewed it in big mouthfuls.
He even raised his eyebrows and deliberately made a sound so that he could be heard.
There is a sly smile in his little eyes!
"You...you are a rebellious son...no, you are a rebellious woman!"
"As expected, he has the same virtues as your stinky father."
"What sins did I commit in my previous life?……"
"God is going to punish me like this!"
"And one was not enough, so two came directly."
Yang Mi was so tortured by the two father and daughter that she lost her temper...
She held her hands on her fair-skinned jade forehead to express her speechlessness.
But the audience in the live broadcast room loved what she heard and laughed like crazy.
Sure enough, it was true. Every father must have a daughter!
This little Eleven is too naughty and knows how to take care of herself!!!
However, because of herself, she is so beautiful and cute.
Even when she is naughty, it makes life miserable. When I get angry, I can't help but laugh a little bit.
…………………………
Seeing Mama's speechless posture, Zhou Shiyi seemed to realize that this was not good.
Quickly, he chewed and swallowed the cake in his mouth.
Then he stretched out his two small hands and turned Yang Mi's face towards him.
Put on a very serious and serious look.
Just like a little adult
"Mom... you have no quality."
As soon as Zhou Shiyi opened her mouth, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
I don't know how many people smashed their keyboards and mobile phones, even laughed loudly, and knelt down to beg for mercy.
The foreplay was so good, they all thought that this little girl wanted to appease themselves. Who would have thought...
She would never stop talking without surprising words. As soon as she opened her mouth, she said, Yang Mi has no quality!!!
Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, they couldn't help laughing.
Even the ones in the scene The staff did not hold back at this moment, and laughed.
After all, the flip was too sudden...
Even the camera seemed to be shaking a little, which was obviously the reason why the photographer was laughing. There was only one person who was smiling from beginning to end. She didn’t laugh, and she couldn’t laugh at all.
That was Yang Mi herself.
It wasn’t because her daughter said she was incompetent that she was really angry.
It was because she didn’t understand why her daughter spoke like this.
"baby……"
"How can you talk like that?"
"It’s what dad taught you again, right?"
"You are still young, mother does not blame you"
"But don’t say that to others in the future. Do you hear me?"
"Very rude."
Trying to control her emotions.
Yang Mi started teaching her daughter with a pleasant look.
"No...Mom"
"The baby hasn't finished speaking yet"
"The baby saw that his mother was a little angry and wanted to tell Mom"
"As long as you have no quality... you won't be angry."
Zhou Shiyi blinked her big dark eyes and explained to Yang Mi with an aggrieved look.
Now Yang Mi was even more confused.
Everyone else also stopped laughing.
They didn't quite understand what Xiao Eleven said. What do you mean by the words?
"If you have no quality, you won’t be angry?"
"Baby, why do you think so?"
"Whether you are angry or not has nothing to do with your quality!"
Yang Mi frowned, unable to think of a reason...
There is really no match between the two!
"no, no, no……"
"It's relevant, Mom"
"Confucius said……"
"No, it was dad who said……"
"Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy a life of immorality"
"Refuse to be mentally exhausted and go crazy if something happens"
"Rather than embarrass yourself, it’s better to embarrass others!"
"As long as I'm useless, no one can use me"
"As long as I have no ambition, no one can PUA me."
"As long as I have no morals, no one can morally kidnap me!"
Zhou Shiyi imitated her father's appearance when he said these words.
He was precise and lifelike.
Yang Mi couldn't laugh or cry when she heard it, and she felt like she was struck by thunder... The on-site staff and the audience in the live broadcast room were even more shocked. Burnt and tender, messy!!!
That big pig's hooves is too talented!
What kind of wise words are these!!!
The key is that you instilled in a five-year-old girl the central idea of lying flat and rotten..Is it too early???
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