Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

Knowing that this was an oolong, He Yan smiled awkwardly, as for the unscrupulous Teacher Huang, he couldn't hold the bricks of laughter steadily.

"I said when did you Banana Satellite TV become so generous, feelings are a scam text message, I said embarrassed, compared to generous, you are not as good as other liars!".

He Yan looked angry: "Huang Lei, can you talk well, can this concept be the same? People cheat money, that's evil, we are a TV station, representing justice, first of all, the positions are different, how can you confuse the two parties." "

He Yan was always so serious, and he began to get angry directly, which also made Huang Lei hurriedly raise his hand and surrender: "I can't do it by mistake, in fact, what I want to say is that those liars on the other side are too hateful, even our simple Xiaomeng has to deceive, we should denounce them together." "

Huang Lei's words were barely passed, so He Yu forgave him temporarily, so he continued to brush the pot.

He Yi turned his head to Lin Meng and said: "Xiao Meng, the next time you encounter this kind of text message, delete it directly, otherwise he will cheat you out of your money, you know, the worst group of people in the world, liars account for half of them." "

Afraid that Lin Meng would be too innocent, He Yu didn't forget to teach him some experience.

After listening to He Yan's words, Lin Meng looked at his mobile phone, and then said suspiciously: "They didn't cheat me out of my money, I sent them a text message, and they also called me two thousand yuan." "

This thing is true, just now, when Lin Meng looked at his bank information, he found this text message, and then he replied to the other party with a text message, and the other party directly called him 2,000 yuan.

what？

Listening to Lin Meng's words, He Yu and Huang Lei were directly stunned.

"How did you get a text message back?".

The two asked in unison.

Lin Meng smiled and said: "I said: You have such a gift from a big TV station, it must be a fake from a small TV station, I don't believe it." After that, they were not convinced, so they paid 2,000 yuan to prove that they were real big TV stations. "

Huang Lei and He Yan glanced at each other, and then both gave Lin Meng a thumbs up.

Who said that Xiao Meng must be stupid, that is called Dazhi if he is stupid, he can turn the liars around, I'm afraid they can't do it.

The people in the live broadcast room also heard Lin Ao's words very clearly, and they all had big mouths.

"My brother Di, lemon is the real god of fooling. "

"This liar is also strange and pitiful, the phone call is in the wrong place, and he was reversed 2000 yuan, it is estimated that he will be scolded to death by the boss after work tonight. "

"To sum up, in fact, Lin Meng's method is very simple, in the final analysis, it is still a liar with a low IQ, if I come, it is estimated that it will be the same result. "

"Hehe, why do you have a mouth everywhere, you are so capable, why don't you go to heaven. "

"Wise thing, how can you not go to heaven so much? and watch your horse's entertainment program, get out of the live broadcast room quickly!".

Lin Meng didn't care about the live broadcast room and quarreled for him again, he was reading his own text messages to collect money.

"The income is 4,000 yuan, the income is 2,000 yuan, and the balance is 8,000.88 yuan. "

After reading the text message, Lin Meng deleted it and put it back in his pocket.

It is not far from a 10,000 yuan household, and he still needs to continue to work hard, you must know that the minimum standard for marrying a daughter-in-law also requires a house and a car, and 200,000 cash, but he has not even reached the threshold now.

Dahua had also changed his pants and walked out at this time.

Seeing this, Lin Meng smiled and asked, "Dahua, you just looked good with big pants, where did you buy them?" "

Dahua was asked by Lin Ao, and remembered the embarrassment just now.

"Brother Lin Meng, if you like me, I'll give you a few, and I'll have a few new ones. "

After speaking, in order to prevent Lin Meng from mentioning this matter again, he hurriedly changed the topic.

"By the way, I must have lost time when I went to change my pants just now, Brother Lin Meng, let's hurry up and move the bricks, Mr. Huang is still waiting to cook." "

Lin Meng nodded, Dahua also breathed a sigh of relief, and followed Lin Meng to the outside of the courtyard.

But at this time, Huang Lei's first stove was just finished, and he stopped the two who were about to go out.

"Little Montahua, wait a minute. "

Lin Meng Dahua stopped when he heard this, turned around and looked at Huang Lei suspiciously.

Huang Lei stood up, crossed his hands on his hips, looked at his stove proudly and said, "Comment on Mr. Huang's masterpiece, how is it, isn't it spectacular?"

As Huang Lei moved away, a crooked stove suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

Dahua's eyes were fixed on the newly made stove, and his face was a little embarrassed.

What should I do? Teacher Huang wants me to comment? Will I be beaten to tell the truth?

Looking at Dahua's hesitant appearance, Huang Lei waved his hand and said: "Don't be afraid, no matter what you say about Mr. Huang, I won't be angry, it's my traditional virtue to accept good words." "

Hearing Huang Lei say this, Dahua's courage instantly increased.

"To be honest, Mr. Huang's stove is ugly. Dahua said honestly.

Huang Lei's smile froze, and then he said angrily: "You are slandering, where is it ugly, this is obviously a masterpiece." "

As he spoke, he wanted to smash the broken child with his slippers.

Dahua hurriedly dodged and said, "Teacher Huang, you said that you are not angry. "

Huang Lei put down the slippers in his hand and snorted, forget it, for the sake of the first day of the show, I will let you go.

But the matter was not over yet, after bullying Dahua, Huang Lei shifted his attention to Lin Meng again.

"Xiao Meng, you can evaluate my brother's masterpiece. After getting acquainted, Huang Lei simply called himself a brother, which shows that he really regards Lin Meng as a friend.

At this time, He Yi, who was watching the excitement on the side, interjected while washing the dishes: "Teacher Huang, don't blame me for not reminding you, Xiaomeng hurts people regardless of the object, are you sure you want to ask him?"

Huang Lei smiled: "Dahua is ugly, how can Xiao Meng be so powerful?" "

"Then you ask, just because I didn't say it. He Yi smiled, he had a hunch and a good show.

Huang Lei looked at Lin Meng: "Xiao Meng, you say, how is my brother's stove?"

After Huang Lei asked, everyone stared at Lin Meng, wanting to see what answer he would give.

Lin Meng glanced at the obsessive-compulsive, crooked stove, and then said innocently: "It's very special." "

Special?

He Yan was a little puzzled when he heard Lin Meng's reply.

Could it be that today's Lin Meng has changed sex?

Huang Lei listened to it but was very proud, especially the independent and special line generally referred to, eclectic, it seems that there are still people who appreciate the teacher's works.

So, happy, Huang Lei then asked, "What kind of special law?"

Lin Meng scratched his head, and then said shyly: "It's just... It's just ugly. "

Huang Lei's smugness froze on his face, the sky was dizzy, and there were only four big characters left in his mind, which was particularly ugly...

It's particularly ugly...

It's particularly ugly...

It's particularly ugly...

Lin Meng took his little follower to move the bricks again, and only the sad Huang Lei drew a small circle in the corner of the wall.

As for director He Yu and the audience, no one will care about them, because now they have become a group of 'chickens'.

Uh, you're saying I'm cursing? No, no, no, it's just a metaphor.

Listen, if you don't believe it.

"My stomach exploded with laughter, giggles..."

"I'm a director, I can't laugh out loud, giggles..."

"Mom, listen to me, I really don't have chickens at home, giggles..."

(PS: The next chapter, about the update notes, must see.) ）