Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

Fang Zhouzi had a feeling of being deceived, what a broken flower tea, it was blown to the gods.

He drank it for three minutes, and it didn't have any effect, he should still be thanked, his athlete's foot was still there, his constipation was still there, there was no bowel movement, and most importantly, his general's belly was still there because of drinking beer.

Angry, he shouted at Lin Meng angrily, "What kind of flower tea are you?"

Secretary Li frowned, he dared to speak like this in front of him, was he ready to tear his face?

The reporter was also crazy to take pictures.

I rely on this to prepare to tear up, Lin Meng is simply their reporter's lucky star, since the moment he was born, there is no need to worry about the headlines every day, if it weren't for the fact that he still has to work, they are ready to come to the door in person to thank Lin Meng and send him a pennant.

The people on Lin Meng's side were already furious, they thought that this was the clarion call for Fang Zhouzi to launch an attack, and began to talk nonsense with their eyes open, ready to slander Lin Meng.

Reba was the first to hold back, so he wanted to stand up and confront Fang Zhouzi face to face.

"It's okay, let him continue. Lin Meng stopped Reba, who was rushing, and said lightly.

Fang Zhouzi sneered, thinking to himself, this thing still wants him to praise it, so he will fool me at you, I am going to fight this fake today, thinking about him, he disdainfully said: "This flower tea is a superb, the effect is very good, and all the minor problems of labor and management have been cured." "

Everyone: "???"

Reba: "???"

The foreshadowing is also foreshadowing, the anger is rushing, and the tone is also right, very arrogant, arrogant and not afraid of power to fight this fake, but what do you mean by these words? Are you fighting fakes, or are you praising others?

The reporters don't have enough brains, they feel that either the world is crazy, or Fang Zhouzi is crazy.

Reba also looked cute, she now had the illusion that this Fang Zhouzi was actually from their side.

Secretary Li is also a question mark, what the hell is this Fang Zhouzi doing? Do you want to fight fakes? Or do you want to make sycophants?

Not to mention Secretary Li, even Fang Zhouzi himself couldn't figure out what he was doing.

What he actually wanted to say just now was: "What kind of broken flower tea are you, it has no effect at all, and you dare to claim to be a friend of women, you are ready to be beaten up today!"

It turned out to be something else.

Fang Zhouzi froze for a moment, he thought that he hadn't slept well last night, and his mouth was flushed.

He hurriedly explained to reporters: "It was my slip of the tongue just now, what I actually wanted to say is not this, I want to fight fakes." "

Fang Zhouzi's words made the reporter suddenly big, blame them for not listening right, the feeling is that Fang Zhouzi made a mistake, it seems that he still has to choose to fight fake and go to Lin Meng.

The reporters quieted down, no longer whispering, and waited for Fang Zhouzi to speak.

This time, Fang Zhouzi organized the language, and after considering that there were no mistakes in his heart, he scolded Lin Meng: "What is this thing you configured, it is so delicious, it has cured my beriberi for many years, the intestines are transparent, the chrysanthemum is not painful, the belly fat is burning, and it is not a problem for the stomach to disappear, and the effect is so good that it explodes!." "

Reporter: "???"

I said it wrong last time, what did you say this time?

Gave you time to organize the language for half a day, and you brought us such a thing?

"Poof!" Even the girls on Lin Meng's side, Reba Hui Ruoqi, couldn't help laughing.

Did this person really come to trouble Lin Meng? How do you feel that he is here to act in a sketch? And it's the kind of funny.

No matter what the others thought, Fang Zhouzi was furious.

But angry to angry, he was helpless against his mouth.

No, he doesn't have to worry about it at all, this mouth actually moved on its own.

"Brother Lin Meng's honey flower tea is the best flower tea in the world, the effect is first-class, who drinks who knows, I didn't believe it when I heard others talk about it before, until I used it myself, I didn't know that there is really a panacea in this world, that is, Brother Lin Meng's honey flower tea. "

"I have never admired a person so much, Brother Lin Meng is the only one who can let me worship, he is extremely intelligent, talented, diligent and studious, humble and motivated, which is also the necessary reason why he can invent lemon honey tea, I want to apologize for seriously hurting him before, he will be my idol in the future, he is the rising superstar in the East, the hope of our Asia, under their leadership, we Huaxia will rush out of Asia, to the world, and even lead mankind out of the earth, to the depths of the galaxy...

" Fang Zhouzi gushed endlessly, praising Dao Linmeng from Huacha, and even the back became more and more outrageous, if he was allowed to continue, it would definitely be endless for three days and three nights.

Seeing Fang Zhouzi frustrated there, Lin Meng sweated heavily, and said secretly: "I made a mistake, the effect of the medicine is too ruthless, I would have diluted it a little if I knew it." "

The audience in the live broadcast room was laughing crazy at the moment.

"Damn, I can't even think of this reversal to kill, this Fang Zhouzi is actually from our side after a long time. "

"Laughing pee, I used to worship lemons so much that I was willing to be a licking dog, but compared to Mr. Fang Zhouzi's licking skills, I am a fucking brother!"

"Ma Dan, this is Infernal Affairs, I knew that Teacher Fang Zhouzi was from our side, so I wouldn't have scolded him so ruthlessly. "

"Teacher Fang Zhouzi, are you crazy, are you here to fight fakes? Do you know what you're talking about now?"

"I'm so disappointed, it turns out that Fang Zhouzi will also be afraid of power, take the pass, you are a coward. "

"Damn, it's the first fake king in China, what kind of dog thing, now everyone dares to call it the king, why don't you call it Uranus?"

Lin Meng's fans were cheering, and Fang Zhouzi's fans were wailing, but this did not prevent Lin Meng from giving Fang Zhouzi another kick and kicking him into the abyss.

"Mr. Fang Zhouzi, don't praise me yet, can I ask, do you have any evaluation of your life?" Lin Meng used voice hypnosis to guide Fang Zhouzi in a timely manner, so that Fang Zhouzi woke up from the state of licking the dog.

After listening to Fang Zhouzi's words just now, Lin Meng felt that his face was a little hot at this moment.

Licking his words like this, it was the first time Lin Meng had heard it from someone else's mouth, especially when this person was Fang Zhouzi, not only did he not feel happy, but he even felt goosebumps all over his body.

Fang Zhouzi's heart was desolate, he didn't know what was wrong with him, he would say such disgusting words, but no matter what efforts he made, that mouth was uncontrollable as if it wasn't his.

He also thought about running away and getting out of here, but he discovered an even more desperate fact, he couldn't move his legs.

(PS: I haven't asked for a gift for a long time, friends, send some flowers for a monthly pass.) ）_

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