Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

"It's the other party who made the wrong call. Putting the phone down, Lin Meng turned to the three of them and said.

"Why are you all looking at me like that. Turning around, Lin Meng was a little stunned, because He Yi, Huang Lei, and even Dahua looked at him with speechless eyes.

"What did you just say. Huang Lei asked.

"I said this isn't a mushroom house. Lin Meng said honestly.

"And where is this place?" He Yu then asked.

"My home. Lin Meng didn't know what Teacher He meant by asking.

"What's your house called?" Dahua asked the last sentence.

"Lemon House. Lin Meng said honestly.

Everyone: "...

Jingle bells...

At this time, the phone rang again, and Lin Meng ignored the somewhat nervous crowd and picked up the phone again

"Hey, this is the Lemon House. "This time it was Lemon who said it first.

"Hee-hee, I'm watching the show, don't try to fool me again this time. The girl laughed happily.

"You're the one who just called. Lin Meng heard the voice.

"Hmph, you still know me, you lied to me just now that I made the wrong call, and you're not as cute as in the show at all. The female voice was a little dissatisfied with what Lin Meng had just said.

"This is indeed a lemon house, I didn't lie to you. Lin Meng was a little aggrieved.

"I won't argue with you about this, I called to tell you that I'm coming here in the afternoon. The female voice did not embarrass Lin Meng anymore, but talked about her purpose.

"It turns out that you are the guest that the director said, welcome. "This Lin Meng is very enthusiastic, and having a guest means that there will be more labor, do you think he can be unhappy.

"It's pretty much the same. The female voice heard the sincerity between Lin Meng's words, and the little anger just now disappeared.

"I'm on my way right now, I heard you're going to pick corn soon, can you wait for me?"

"It depends on how long you have left, after all, time is money, and if you come late, it will cost me a lot of money. Lin Meng's mind is now full of corn, a hundred corn, and what he said to the girl is also true, time is money.

"You... How can you talk to a girl like this, in your eyes, am I not as good as a few corns?" The female voice was stimulated by Lin Ao's logic, but she was also a big beauty, and she actually wanted to compare with corn.

"Corn can be eaten, you can only look at it, and I don't know if you look good, so in my heart, corn is the biggest now. Lin Ao told the girl that corn was the biggest in his heart now.

"I'm so angry, you wait, I'll come over now and let you take a look, is the corn good-looking, or me. Before Lin Meng could finish speaking, the girl hung up the phone.

"What a fierce girl, how can I marry someone in the future. Putting down the phone, Lin Meng shook his head, and actually thought about other people's lifelong events, but he didn't think about who killed people who were so angry.

"Xiao Meng, don't think about how others will marry first, with your character, I'm worried about how you will find a girlfriend in the future. "From the beginning to the end of Lin Meng's performance, Huang Lei can conclude that this is a standard straight man of steel.

"Hehe, Xiao Meng, I heard who this is, she is a real beauty, when you see her, it is estimated that you will regret death." He Yu is well-informed, and after two phone calls, he has already heard the other party's voice.

Jingle bells...

The phone ended in He Yi's voice, and he called for the third time, and Lin Meng, who was about to reply to Teacher He's words, pouted: "There are many things." "

"Hey, I was so angry with you just now, I haven't ordered yet!" The same pleasant female voice was also angry.

Is there a dish to be dish? Lin Meng glanced at He Yu suspiciously.

"Yes. He Yu silently told Lin Meng the answer in an accent.

Lin Meng nodded, and then said to the phone: "Our dishes here are all exchanged for corn, what do you want?" "

Poof!

Huang Lei He Yi squirted out at the same time, and so did the audience.

You're too innocent, you know that the other party is angry, and you expose your weaknesses to the other party, and you're not as active as you in giving people heads!

Sure enough, the tone on the other side of the phone suddenly became excited.

"Haha, I see, I heard that you have to pick your corn yourself, so you have to pick as much corn as I order. The female voice was very clever and immediately understood the truth.

"That's true. Lin Meng's tone was still so honest that people wanted to bully when they heard it.

On the other side of the phone, there was an exotic face, big eyes rolling, very cunning.

"Then I want to eat stir-fried lotus root slices, cold edamame, steamed prawns, hot and sour cold melon, braised crucian carp..." As soon as the girl said it, she couldn't stop, and kept talking about twenty-four dishes. (Ethnic minorities have taboos, pork we won't commit it, uh, did I expose something?).

"Are you a pig? Lin Meng was very speechless, and still played his character as a straight man of steel.

"You're a pig, I can't eat it, don't I still have you? Don't think I haven't watched your show, you can eat so much, you can eat so many golden cakes in one go, so I can't eat it, and you will definitely be able to eat it." "The girl was filming at the time, and she watched the show with fast food during her lunch break, and her saliva almost flowed out.

That's why she came in the afternoon, but according to the original plan, she would come early tomorrow morning.

"Hey, are you listening, won't you be scared?" Hearing that the phone was silent, the girl was a little proud and a little hesitant.

She actually admires Lin Meng very much, she sees his diligence and hospitality, and she is a little reluctant to bully an honest teenager like this.

"Thank you for ordering so many dishes, for the sake of you ordering so many dishes, I will wait for you at home for a while, you hurry up." The reason why Lin Meng didn't speak was because he received information from the system, and he was rewarded with a thousand for cooking a dish, he was happy just now, how could he care about the little pig on the phone.

"Are you alright? The girl was a little frightened, it wasn't because of her cruelty that she scared the other party out of mental illness, he actually said thank you for ordering so many dishes.

"What can I do, don't say much, the phone bill is expensive, I'll hang up first, you come quickly." The girl's words made Lin Meng inexplicable, he hung up the phone directly after he said a word, time was pressing, and he had to quickly calculate how much corn was needed to exchange these dishes.

Lin Meng took out a small notebook from his pocket, sat on the bamboo floor, and then counted it on the small table.

"Xiao Meng, you won't really believe it, people are joking. Glancing at the small book, seeing that he was really calculating the material cost, Huang Lei hurriedly said.

(PS: Look carefully, updated at noon every day, three chapters and eight thousand words, it will only break out on the shelves, don't send me blades.) ）