Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

Dahua ran back again holding his stomach, looking terrified, which made everyone in the room stunned.

He Yi opened his mouth and asked, "Dahua, what the hell is not a ghost, didn't you go to the toilet? Why did you run back again?" "

Dahua was still angry, and his face was a little purple, and it seemed that he was suffocated, "I want to go to the toilet, but... But it's so dark outside, you can't see anything inside the toilet. "

"Haha!" Dahua's words made He Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

You said that you, a young man of one meter and eight sizes, are still afraid of the dark, and you are not shy to say it in front of so many fans?

"Just because of this, you think there is a ghost in the toilet, and then you run out?" He Yu finally asked with a smile in his hand.

However, after laughing at Dahua, He Yu understood Dahua a little bit.

If you are not used to it, you will feel cold when you squat down, especially the smell in the pit, and in the summer, the maggots crawling all over the toilet will make people in the city feel cold and dare not try.

So he thinks that Dahua doesn't dare to go to the toilet, and it's understandable to make up the words that there are ghosts inside.

"It shouldn't be!" Lin Meng was a little surprised at this time, and then explained: "The cement squatting used in my toilet has a cement channel, as long as I use water after going to the toilet, the feces will be flushed into the biogas digester I dug, which is very clean!"

Isn't this just a simple family toilet?

Hearing Lin Meng's words, everyone was surprised, they didn't expect Lin Meng to be so strong, he actually changed the open-air aqua toilet into a family-style toilet, although it is not as good as a toilet, but it is definitely countless times better than a dry toilet.

In this way, He Yu was even more puzzled, he looked at the anxious Dahua and asked: "Dahua, this toilet is very clean, you can use it with your mobile phone, there is no ghost in it." "

He Yu also knew that Dahua was from the Maple Leaf Country, and he paid more attention to personal hygiene, so there was no need to blame him for this trivial matter, so he comforted him.

Besides, looking at Dahua's appearance, he really can't hold it back, and if he drags it on, he is really afraid that Dahua will be pulled into his pants, and it will be a big shame.

But to the surprise of He Yi and everyone, Dahua still didn't mean to go to the toilet, but gestured with his hands and feet and said: "Oh, what are you talking about, there are really ghosts in the toilet!"

"At that time, I looked very dark and a little scared, but I couldn't help it, so I walked in boldly, but when I squatted down, a pair of hands touched my buttocks, and my body froze directly at that time, and people were scared stupid, stunned for a second, and quickly ran back, Brother Lin Meng, your toilet is terrible. "

Dahua said, he was already crying, his face was blue, he was frightened, and it really didn't look like he was lying.

Hearing Dahua's words, everyone looked at each other, since Dahua didn't tell a lie, could it be that the toilet in Lin Meng's house was really haunted?

"Dahua, the ghost you are talking about can't be me, right?" Just when everyone was at a loss and was about to follow Dahua to the toilet to have a look, Huang Lei covered his stomach and walked in with an unkind face.

"Teacher Huang?"

Looking at Huang Lei, who was also holding his stomach, everyone shouted.

Huang Lei didn't pay attention to everyone's surprise, but said to Dahua again: Hua, you can do it, you dare to say that I am a ghost and have grown up!"

Dahua was also stunned, what did Mr. Huang mean by that? Could it be that the ghost is him?

"Huang... Teacher Huang, why are you in the toilet?" Dahua asked with a stammer.

"If you are allowed to have diarrhea, you are not allowed to have diarrhea, but I am not allowed to have diarrhea?" Huang Lei's tone was still not good.

"Then why don't you talk inside?" Dahua asked without tears, you can cough at that time, I won't be scared half to death.

"What do you mean? Say I'm squatting, or am I having diarrhea? And I'm exerting my strength at the time, where did I get the effort to talk to you.

Huang Lei's face was black, he was depressed to death, he was washing Wang Zhengyu's feet at that time, but Wang Zhengyu's feet were too smelly, and he felt a little uncomfortable when he washed it.

When I got to the toilet, I was even more out of control, vomiting and diarrhea, how could I care about greeting Dahua.

Hearing Huang Lei's words, Dahua felt a little weak, it seemed that he was really mistaken, but now, he still had one last question that he didn't understand.

blushing, he finally mustered up the courage to say, "Teacher Huang, even so, then why are you touching my ass? Let me tell you, I'm a pure man, I won't like men, even if it's Mr. Huang. "

"Poof!" The people who had listened to it with relish suddenly couldn't help it, and laughed directly, Dahua said so aggrieved, could it be that Mr. Huang really touched his ass?

Huang Lei's face darkened even more when he heard this, I, Huang Lei, am a person with a wife, who the hell would like a man.

And he really wanted to beat this kid, but unfortunately, he collapsed from diarrhea and had no strength.

"Touching your ass? Did you hear me say 'someone' when you crouched down?"

"But instead of stopping to take off your pants, you sat down with your ass in front of my face, if I hadn't moved quickly and held your ass in time, you would have pulled it on my face!" said the last sentence, Huang Lei almost roared, which shows how angry he is now.

"Hahaha, trance, red..." The crowd and the people in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back anymore, burst into laughter and let go of the laughter, and their stomachs were about to burst with laughter.

What kind of operation is this? This is too damn 6, it turns out that on the head is really not a joke, and it will appear in the real world.

"This... Isn't this a lack of pull?" Dahua will be completely empty-hearted, first come and come later, he is indeed later, and he also offended Teacher Huang, anyone will be so angry.

"Then why do you have to fart in my face when you wear pants?" Huang Lei's teeth creaked, and Dahua retreated in fright.

"Poof!" He Yan couldn't stand still, sat on the ground, covered his stomach and laughed.

"I... I can't help it... I'm going to have diarrhea too. Under the nervousness and weakness, Dahua felt that his stomach was about to explode, and he didn't bother to apologize to Huang Lei, Dahua ran away, he just wanted to go to the toilet and have a good time.

Dahua ran away, leaving Huang Lei to be angry, but Lin Meng was keenly aware that although Huang Lei's blood was surging, his face was pale and very abnormal.

"Ouch, I'll settle accounts with that stinky boy later, my stomach is starting to hurt again. Less than a minute after returning to the living room, Huang Lei's face became even more ugly.

"Oh no, the toilet is being taken over by that stinky boy. As soon as Huang Lei took a few steps, he thought that it seemed that Dahua's stinky boy had already left first, and he had no place to go to the toilet.

Lin Meng also knew Huang Lei's thoughts when he saw the situation, he pointed to the back and said, "Teacher Huang, the toilet in my house is a double room, you go to the back of Dahua, there is also a toilet in that place." "

Huang Lei didn't have time to say anything, he ran over directly, and thought of it with hatred as he ran, why didn't he ask how many toilets there were before leaving, and he was almost sat in the pit with a butt.

Forget it, my stomach hurts badly, so I'll settle accounts with this stinky boy later.

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