You are Fired!

Things that didn’t go well probably happened together, and Bai Duanduan returned home, prepared cat food, and shouted "Mimi". As a result, the cat didn’t come out. She searched around the house and found no cats. Found the window in the bathroom that I forgot to close.

"It seems to have run out again."

Bai Duanduan is a little bit big, orange cat can be said to be a very sweet cat, obedient and docile, and the only thing that is lacking in beauty is that it is a stray cat after all, and has lived in the wild for a while, causing it to be somewhat deep inside Wild is untamable, as long as there is any opportunity at home, it will run out for a lap, and then come back in a few days.

Bai Duanduan went out in the morning very quickly, and forgot that small window, and the cat ran away again.

When I slipped away for the first time, Bai Duanduan didn’t think about the tea for a while, but the whole community went to find it, but unfortunately it didn’t work. Instead, he got off work a few days later. The orange cat squatted again at the door of his room and meowed. Just wait for yourself.

After that, Bai Duanduan gradually became accustomed to the orange cat's habit of going out and letting out the wind regularly. Anyway, he would come back every time, and it is very magical. This orange cat is no matter how long he has been outside. Sleek, radiant, and even generally fat, showing that the ability to survive in the wild is very powerful.

It's just that once a cat is raised and becomes a **** shovel officer, this mentality is easy to suffer. Even though the orange cat has returned safely in the past, Bai Duanduan is always like an old mother whose son is traveling and can't help worrying.

She had been whispering when Mimi would come back this time, and she went downstairs to pick up the courier. As a result, she just thought about the cat, and the greenery beside the Fengchao cabinet in the community appeared a familiar figure from inside.

Wasn't that chubby mass just the orange cat who fled outside?

It was really nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes, and it didn't take much time to get it. Bai Duanduan almost rushed over and hugged the cat, and his heart was filled with the joy of being lost again.

"Add a can to you tonight!"

It was just that she was just about to hold the cat and walked, but the corner of her dress was pulled by someone.

Bai Duanduan turned his head, only to see Ji Lin standing behind her with a bad look, and when she looked back, he withdrew his hand in disbelief, as if he had a relationship with Bai Duanduan and pulled her in the corner of her clothes. Condescending limits.

Bai Duanduan frowned: "What are you doing?"

Ji Lin pursed his lips, he glanced at the cat in her arms, and then looked at her: "I should ask you this. What's the matter with you? The case won't win me, so come and steal my cat in revenge? In broad daylight Just take possession of other people’s possessions privately?"

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"What's your cat?" Bai Duan Duan dumbfounded, "This cat is clearly mine, Ji Lin, you are old-headed and dizzy, right? Although many orange cats are about the same length, you really should go and see Ophthalmology. You are too sincere to touch the porcelain."

Ji Lin showed no signs of giving in: "This is my cat."

Bai Duanduan was also annoyed: "This is my cat, a male cat, and still small, with a small yellow spot like a heart on his stomach." Bai Duanduan said while stretching out his hands and rubbing the cat's ears. "It turned out to be the stray cat in the community, but it was close to me alone, and was very alert to the rest of the strangers, and would not let others touch it. Every time I rub it like this, it is very enjoyable..."

Ji Lin sneered with a sneer: "It happens, my cat is also a male cat, still small, with a small yellow spot like a heart on his stomach."

Bai Duanduan chuckled: "You repeat the features I just said, this cat is yours? Ji Lin, you are so capable, why don't you go grab a bank! The RMB looks the same, Isn't it all yours?"

Ji Lin gave Bai Duanduan a cold look: "The features you said can be observed as long as you look at them, but in addition to these obvious features, my cat has a hard one on the left ear. There are 12 small moles on the left side and 14 on the right side of the beard. The paws just ran over my box of paint today and ran out of the door. There is still a little blue on the back and back feet.

It's a serious matter to say, it's quite serious to touch the porcelain. Bai Duanduan whispered and looked at Mimi's left ear subconsciously, and there is a mole? How is it possible... How many beards on the other side? Even more nonsense, who would be so bored to count the cat's beard! Enough support! Ji Lin's lies are too low!

just……

and many more……

Bai Duanduan flipped the left ear of the orange cat, and it was a bit unsteady. There was really a mole on the tip of the ear, which was very concealed, but it was indeed there.

She had a bad hunch in her heart. Counting the beards on the left is really 12; counting the ones on the right is 14 right...

Ji Lin, this man actually counts cat beards! What kind of mental illness is this!

Bai Duanduan pretended to be calm, and opened the right back foot of the orange cat...

There is really a small piece of blue paint...

Ji Lin sneered. He reached out his hand and touched the orange cat, rubbing his ears, just like Bai Duanduan had just said. Although Ji Lin's expression was very cold, but the movement of the cat was very careful and gentle, this orange cat Instant betrayal, jumped into Ji Lin's arms from Bai Duanduan's arms, and then nested in Ji Lin's body with no ethics and ambitions, and even squinted comfortably...

Ji Lin slightly lifted his eyelids, ironically: "Will you be close to you alone?"

"..."

Bai Duanduan's face was a little stretched, and she looked at the orange cat: "Mimi, come back quickly and go home and give you canned food!"

It's a pity that this orange cat made up his mind to recognize the thief as the father, and even turned a deaf ear to the temptation of Bai Duanduan's canned food, he nestled in Ji Lin's arms so comfortably...

Ji Lin sneered: "This is obviously a stray cat I adopted in the community. I don't know what became yours. Bai Duanduan, do you know what your own behavior is like? Like trying to use food to lure and sell children The trafficker wants to abduct my son."

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Bai Duanduan was anxious: "Your son? This is clearly my son! Usually he lives with me, and his cat nest cat crawler toys and imported cat food are at home. How did you become your son?"

"Then do you want to go to my house to confirm its cat villa, cat food bowl and cat water dispenser?" Ji Lin pursed her lips. "It clearly lives with me every week, although my temperament is usually a bit wild, during the week I always like to go out and go home for two days..."

"Don't be ridiculous! It usually lives in my house obediently, except for occasional rebellion who likes to run away from home for two or three days..."

and many more! Two or three days away from home? Always like to go out and go home for two days a week?

Bai Duanduan suddenly had a bold guess in his heart...

She looked at the orange cat who calmly nestled in Ji Lin's body, and only one sentence flashed in her heart—

"Love is a beam of light, so green that you panic."

Bai Duanduan said sadly: "I can't think of you as a scum cat that eats food from the East and West from the home!"

I was originally curious about how the orange cat went out to "stray" every week. Why did he look better every time when he came back, he became fatter and heavier, and now the case is finally solved.

Dare to lovers not to wander away, they go to others to be sons!

Every time I waited anxiously at home, I was afraid that the cat would not be able to eat, eat, wear, or be bullied. I didn’t expect it to eat spicy and spicy in other people’s houses. The artiste was bold, not only scum, but also scum on himself and Ji Lin. The two faced the door. The cat even asked for the two shoveling officials.

What is talent? This is called talent!

By now, Ji Lin apparently figured out the operation of the cat. He frowned and looked at the cat in his arms with disbelief. Obviously, he didn’t expect that he would be in the political world, and no one could control it by himself. It took advantage of it, but it turned out to be scammed and cheated by a cat...

Bai Duanduan only feels like a scumbag deceived his feelings, but still loves the other party to let the other party to take the buns, so a rash temperament, now only humble courtship, she reached out to the orange cat, even cheated : "Mimi, I forgive you for this matter, but you have to go home with me, you go home with me, and Ji Lin cuts both ends, we will turn it over, the past is not to blame, we look at the future, I will look after the future Canned you once a week."

"But you can't come back. Don't think about anything when you go back."

Orange Cat probably finally realized that there was something wrong with this atmosphere. He jumped from Ji Lin and hurried to Bai Duanduan's feet, meowing a little coquettishly, and then started rubbing Bai Duanduan's legs with the most flattering.

As a result, the relationship between Orange Cat and Bai Duanduan has just been restored, and Ji Lin's relentless voice rang: "Chestnut, you'd better come back immediately, otherwise your dried fish will be gone."

"..."

The orange cat stepping on the two boats is obviously unruly, as if he can understand human words, Ji Lin mentioned the dried fish, he immediately abandoned the white end, and began to meow and rub the suit of Ji Lin. Pants up.

Ji Lin smiled and looked quite like a high-ranking Xiaosan: "The cat is the smartest, and it knows who to go with at the end. What's more, "Mimi"? Now who is so careless and unrecognizable? earth."

Bai Duanduan glared at Ji Lin with his teeth clenched.

I hate it, but I have to solve it.

It’s not a way to go on like this. Obviously, this gold owner doesn’t want to give up, rubbing this one for a while, rubbing that one for a while, and writing “Two I Love” all over his eyes, even if he is caught on the spot and has all the evidence, It just opened up and put on a look like "I'm such a man, you either get along well and be a pair of good sisters who are the king's favorite at the same time"... Shameless and so frank...

"Since this happened, we all have the right to claim custody of this cat..."

"Yes." Ji Lin nodded and agreed, "The custody rights belong to me, and you have the right to visit once a week, plus the obligation to pay the alimony."

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"It's you? Don't dream about Ji Lin. In any divorce case you've seen, the woman is not at fault and has the financial ability to work properly. The child was sentenced to the man? Especially the cat is younger, you are busyer than me. It’s up to you. It’s not conducive to the healthy growth of a cat. You don’t have time to accompany it. It’s a sticky baby with high needs. With you, it will be autistic. What’s more, children who are so small need maternal love!”

"Autism? This cat's weight will increase a lot every time I come to my house, which means that I will be happy and will be fat and fat. You still boast of maternal love? You don't know how many beards it has so much maternal love?"

Which normal person will count beards Ji Lin!

Bai Duanduan did not want to be weak: "Cats are too fat, they are not healthy at all, and will die early! They will also have high blood pressure and heart disease just like obese people. Orange cats are easy to get fat. Every time you go, you get fat and come back, I Still wanting to settle accounts with you? Do you think it will give it to you if you want to eat it? This is love? What you are most afraid of raising a child right now is someone like you who doesn’t understand the scientific concept of education and parenting but is complacent."

Bai Duanduan pointedly pointed at the cat and said deafly: "You are indulging in it, it is not an excellent education and raising concept at all. It is up to you to raise it, and the final result is not that I am a white-haired person giving a black-haired person. Mimi may have high blood pressure and high blood fat at a young age, leaving only my old mother, Feng Dang, to have a long life!"

"..."

Ji Lin frowned: "I know, I will give it control over the diet."

"That won't work either. I reasonably suspect that you usually eat junk food for it, and you will be so blessed." Bai Duanduan glanced at Ji Lin. "You see that your usual charges are accurate to the second, and I want to spend you. It’s hard to buy your money, you’re definitely not buying imported cat food like me!"

"You can't suffer anymore, no matter how hard it is." Ji Lin pursed her lips. "I bought all imported cat food. Even the cat crawler and cat villas are made of solid wood and environmentally friendly paint. I will definitely make cat food for myself once a week. It’s you instead. Can you cook cat food for yourself? Can’t you replace all of them with canned food and cat food? You don’t have a fresh cat meal? This and some irresponsible parents won’t cook for themselves. What is the difference between letting children eat take-out drain oil?"

"I can learn too! Isn't it just cooking cat food?!"

Ji Lin sneered out loud: "When you enter the kitchen, it's not cooking, it's poisoning, follow me, at most obese, follow you, it's death."

"..."

"In short, I want the cat to belong to you and dream."

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Two people like this, you are competing against each other with one word and one word. The full mouth is not custody, future happiness, educational ideas, or lifestyle and healthy work and rest, and passers-by who do not understand, think this is A bunch of divorced young couples are fighting for custody of their children...

The two disjointed each other and let the tongue and tongue fight for a long time, and Bai Duanduan was finally tired and tired: "So, everyone retires and raises together, I am one of three and five, and you are two or four six. Cat, wherever it wants to go, anyway, the two of us will face each other, no matter how long Sunday you half a day and half a day, if you have the money to pay for each other, if there is any joint expenditure, AA..."

Although Ji Lin was reluctant, he finally agreed with Bai Duanduan's proposal, but this guy didn't forget to add a sentence in the end.

"I think it's for the cat's sake. I can't bear to look at it. It's difficult to choose, not to give in."

"All right. You are all for the good of the child. I can't bear to force it to choose whom to follow. I understand, but today is Wednesday, I'm sorry, the cat belongs to me." Bai Duanduan was afraid of Ji Lin's repentance and hugged When the cat got up, he walked towards the elevator in the building.

Ji Lin followed suit, and soon after, he got in.

The two were separated from each other by a plastic couple who were reluctant to stay together for the sake of their children. They silently watched the elevator on the floor without saying a word.

Bai Duanduan thought that this matter had finally come to an end, but before entering the house--

"White end."

Bai Duanduan turned around and hugged the cat, and said: "What are you doing? Don't you want to ruin the contract? We have reached an agreement, don't go against it!"

"No, I think there is one more thing, we need to be clear."

"what?"

Ji Lin looked at Bai Duanduan and the cat in her arms: "It's name."

"I called it Mimi when I came back, and I don't care if you like to call it chestnut or nuts when I go back to you."

"No." Ji Lin insisted, "This is not good for the cat's mental health, and it is easy to make it confused and split. Mimi is too popular. Nine of the ten cats are called Mimi. My cat is not allowed to be called. Such a bad street name."

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Bai Duanduan meditated in his heart, as long as my eyes rolled fast enough, Ji Lin would not be angry with me.

Baiduanduan, calm down! Keep calm! Cultivate! Keep it up!

"What's wrong with Mimi? The cat should have the cat's name, it's called Bai Mimi!"

"It's called Ji Chestnut."

"White Mimi!"

"Ji Chestnut." Ji Linsi did not give in. "Besides it is an orange cat, it is easy for White Mimi to make him doubt his identity and think he is a white cat."

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"Ji Lin, has anyone ever told you that you really did it?"

"Yes, they all cried later." Ji Lin looked at Bai Duanduan, "I lost the case with me." He thought about it and added, "It's miserable, just like you did last time."

"..."

Ji Lin, if your mouth won't work, you can really donate it to those in need.

Bai Duanduan couldn't bear it any more: "Yes, it's not surnamed Bai, let's go with your surname! But the name remains the same, it will be called Ji Mimi in the future!"

After she finished speaking, she didn't wait for Ji Lin's reaction and quickly hugged the cat into the house.

Ji Lin, this man is really a wife and trouble! This time it's just a fight for the custody of a cat. I can't imagine anyone who is blind and divorced after Ji Lin's marriage, what will be done for the custody of the child.

Really scary.

The author has something to say: all messages with more than 15 words in this chapter are sent red envelopes~ (as of 8 o'clock tomorrow morning)

Both Lin Hui and Du Xinyi will be beaten hard, don’t worry~

The cat's plot is an inspiration for seeing the British newspaper sister or which microblog number is a real thing in Europe and America. Hahahahaha

Readers love to eat cookies [small theater]

After a long time, Ji someone chases the goddess ing

Ji Mouren: Do you want to go shopping? Swipe my card, I have a lot of cards! Just brush it!

Bai Duanduan: The old lady is rich! No need!

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Ji Mou: Are you going to move? Where to move? I'll buy another set next to you! Where do you move where do i chase!

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Ji Mouren: Dear, do you want to open a law firm yourself? Can I join it backwards? I don't want money! The source is for you! The income is for you! Everything for you!

Bai Duanduan: ...the old lady couldn't look down on you on her own!

Reader's favorite fried rice [small theater]

after:

Ji Par: I will pay for all of my worth, including me, please tell me something! ! Even one word!

Duan Duan: (Arrogant face + Ignore...)